You Will Never Measure Up To My Standards

Do you honestly think a girl like me would like a small penis? The funny thing is little dick losers love to call me. They like when I ridicule their manhood, and they quickly realize I never hold back.

They love when I tell them about my sex life. I tell them about some of my fuck buddies I see on a regular basis. It all kind of made sense when my callers would start asking me questions about what size cocks I preferred. They wanted to know how big they are. They asked about exact measurements, how big are their balls, and how good it felt when they gave me a hard pounding.

It’s funny to me because I can hear them stroking their tiny pencil dicks when I gave them the juicy details. They only wished they could satisfy a girl like me, but we both know it will never happen. Keep rubbing that tiny clit of yours because I’m a size queen and you’ll never measure up to my standards.

 

Written By: Dakota
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Forgive Me Father For I have Sinned

         My closest married friend has the cutest son. He loves hanging out with me. We listen to music, dance together, and he tells me about all his secrets he won’t share with his mom. He also comes to me for advise about girls.

Last night he came over as he needed some advise. I was already feeling no pain, and I offered him a few party favors. The more he talked, the more I just wanted to fuck the shit out of him. He told me that sometimes girls tell him he is just way too big. Of course, me being me, I suggested he show me so I can tell him if they’re right. Can a male ever be too fucking big? Not hardly!

     Well Father, I make this confession to you not because I feel I was wrong, but because I want to do it again and again. I also can’t tell her so I am telling you. I also want to fuck her and her son at the same time. The things I want to do to them both would even give a Priest a boner. I wonder if I have given you on, Father? I also wonder if that boner you’re now sporting is for me, her or her adorable well hung son?

     I will think of you, Father while I am fucking both of them. Will you be thinking of us while you’re wanking off in the Confessional?

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 Written By: Poison Ivy
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Show Me Yours and I’ll Show You Mine!

That’s right, I’ll defiantly show you mine if you show me yours. Ever play that game when you were younger? I was the young blonde that loved showing off my hot, little body. Nothing has really changed much. I don’t give it all up right away though, I love doing a slow, sexy strip tease to get your cock at my fullest attention.

Let’s do a naughty role-play where we are complete strangers that meet at a hotel lounge. You can’t resist a hot, sexy blonde wearing a sheer top, short mini skirt, and stilettos heels.

We flirt for a little bit. It doesn’t take much to seduce you to come to my room. My creativeness will take over and spin a raunchy role-play we’ll never forget.

So let’s make a deal, show me yours and I will gladly show you mine!

Playful Gracie

 

 

Written By: Gracie
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Email: playfulgracie@aol.com

High School Reunion

    I was looking so forward to my high school reunion. It has been 20 something years since I saw all my friends. There was a special guy I never got to fuck, but I wanted to change that.

I wore a sexy little red dress and stilettos. The party was in full swing when I arrived. After all the hugs and greetings, I looked for Jason. He was looking so fucking good. We chatted for a few, drank some wine, and we both knew we needed to find a quiet spot to make up for lost time.

I was so excited till I reached in his pants. He was so tiny, and the worst part was that he had no idea he was inferior.  I love men who know they’re small, and keen a sense of humor about it. That was not Jason. 

I couldn’t help but laugh at his size. He called me a slut when I left to find some better action. I was looking for some fun for later when I saw Bekka, one of my close friends growing up. She was absolutely stunning. We had a few more glasses of wine, danced a bit, and then decided to take our private party to my hotel suite. 

We slowly undressed each other, and began to kiss. We were interrupted by a knock at my door. It was Jason.  Bekka knew what had happened and invited him in. We told him we’re sorry and had a sexy surprise for him. We striped him, blindfolded him, and gave him exactly what he had no idea he needed. I invited some of the guys from the reunion and let them have at Jason. When he realized it wasn’t a strap-on but several beautiful big cocks, he quickly got into it.

Once everyone was gone, we were so horny and fucked all night!

 

Written By: Suzanne
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Hot Intern Phone Sex

I just finished an internship where I was scheduled to work nights at one of the big Miami Beach hotels.

Since the five start hotel caters to party people, providing customer service in the middle of the night is constant.

The other members of the front desk staff and I worked our asses off tending to the guests every request. We worked hard all night long. Come 7 am, when our shifts ended, one would think we would be exhausted and ready for our beds.

Feeling wired from drinking coffee and adrenaline, I needed to relax and have some fun. I wanted to get away from tourists. Although it was morning, I wanted a cocktail. Instead of breakfast, I wanted a burger and a drink. There is a little bar, close to my place, that caters to locals instead of tourists. They have a Happy Hour at 7 to 9 am with drink specials and good but cheap food.

I would go there often and pick up a hottie who was as tired, wired, and horny as me. After working and watching people party all night, I need a hot guy to fuck me hard. There did not need to be a lot of flirting and a long seduction scene. We both wanted the same thing. My pussy craved rough, hot sex.

Now my internship is over, so every hour is Happy Hour! 

Isn’t that what you want? A naughty girl like me who craves hot sex! I am a girl who never says “no” to a hot, hard cock. Are you hot and horny too?  Too much work and not enough play? Give me a call, and I will rock your world. 

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Written By: Isabelle
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Baby, Never Say Never

One of my mottos in life is, “Never say, never!”  

He thinks he would never suck a cock, says that is gay. Well, he has never met me. If he were to meet me on the street or at a bar, he would be staring at my sexy ass. A few twerks on the dance floor or me sitting on his lap, he becomes my submissive. He thinks he craves a hot, tight pussy, but he is in for a taboo experience, my cock in his mouth. 

Of course, I always make a sexy first impression. That hot man would not be gazing into my eyes. He would fantasize about his dick in between my perfect lips. His cock twitches, just looking at me. I have the ability to dominate any man on the planet. My body is perfect! With my long blonde hair, my beautiful round ass, and perky tits, I can fool any stranger.  

He has no idea about the sexy package between my legs. When I see him checking me out, I seduce the pants off him. I take him back to my place by promising him the wildest night of sex. My kisses and my curves make him hard. He still has no idea that I’m a Shemale. Before he takes off any of my clothes, I have his cock in my mouth.

My perfect blowjob makes him incredibly horny and willing to do anything to please me. When he is at his most vulnerable, I reveal my hard cock to him. Even if he freaked out, I manipulate him and force him to suck my lovely lady cock. I give him one hot kinky adventure, and he always comes back for more of me.

Now, it is your turn, baby. Never say never! Call me and suck my sexy lady dick!

XOXO

Hot Dani

 

http://theklassykat.com/user_images/tkk_shemaledani.jpgWritten By: Shemale Dani
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Begging To Be Fucked!

I love it when a man teases my pussy. You can get me to a very vulnerable state and I will do anything for you. It makes me go crazy when I feel your throbbing hard cock up and down my slit. When I am on my knees, I back up to you, hoping your dick would enter my aching pussy. But you know exactly what you are doing, don’t you? You make me beg for your cock. You want my pussy creaming before you even slide inside of me. You have complete and utter control over me and your cock gets harder knowing that.

It’s music to your ears when you hear me say to you “please, please fuck me, I need it now!” I can feel the pre-cum dripping from the head of your cock onto my ass. I know you can’t hold out much longer. I’m at your mercy, please fuck me now!

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Written By: Macy
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Stepbrother Wants to Give Me a Baby!

My stepbrother has really been after me lately. Ever since I had my last baby, he’s been dying to knock me up again! I’ve tried to hold him off, but I can tell that that’s not going to work for much longer. I’ve caught him in my room going through my dirty panties and sucking the dried pussy juice off of my toys. He’s always showing off his big cock to me and it’s getting harder to resist.

We’re step siblings, but we’ve been raised together all of our lives and are like real siblings. It’s so nasty and taboo. I don’t know how a slut like me can resist much longer! I think the next time he corners me in my bedroom and rubs his hard dick up against me, I’m going to just give in. I don’t mind another baby and I don’t think I mind that my stepbrother is going to be the one to give it to me!

 

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Bless You

I have a new caller that had a fetish request that I’ve never done before. A sneezing fetish. I wasn’t sure about it at first, but I’ve always enjoyed the way a sneeze felt so I was excited to give it a shot. It was so much more sensual than I thought it would be.

I laid back on the bed and would tickle the inside of my nose to make myself sneeze. He would want me to describe it to him… the way it made me feel, the anticipation of it about to happen, and then the sensation of releasing it. I never realized how the build up of a good sneeze was so similar to a good orgasm! I felt it from head to toe, and the sound of his breath quickening every time I sneezed turned me on so much. He loved how nasally my voice sounded after.

I gave him one last sneeze and it was a double sneeze. He came hard for me. I felt so satisfied that I could give him that and my entire body felt AMAZING. Every single time I sneeze now, I can feel my panties get wet!

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Written By: Abby
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Jerk Off Boy

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I have a new caller and I call him Jerk Off Boy. He loves jerking off for my friends and I. Not just my girlfriends, but my guy friends too. Jerk Off Boy doesn’t care if you’re male or female, he just wants to jerk off for you. He also loves jizz, I mean he craves it. He can’t get enough, and he begs for it during our sessions.

He loves rimming my sexy, round ass. Between the slurps, I can hear him in a sort of mumbling way that he wants cock. Of course, I always want to please my men, so I text some of my fuck buddies to come over. He is so funny! He will tell me he wants to fuck my ass while he is being fucked in his. The thing is, he doesn’t want to fuck me for very long before he buries his tongue in my ass. He simply needs his ass fucked by a big, thick dick while he rims me. Jerk Off Boy is very entertaining in a hysterically funny sort of way.

Once his holes are all filled with hot, sticky jizz, and his tongue tastes like my sexy ass, he begs for more. When it comes to cock, jizz and my tasty asshole, I don’t think Jerk Off Boy is ever satisfied. When he begs for my strap-on, I know what he really wants. That is a big , thick, hard, sexy cock to fill his holes. 

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Written By:  Tiffany
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