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~ Caught ~

I love my friends, but sometimes, those sluts get my ass in trouble.  Most of my friends are just like me, they like to drink and party until you black out.  Nothing is ever wrong with that, at least I don’t think so.  Makes you loosen up a bit and helps with any inhibitions that you might have left. lol.

So, two days ago, we were bored, and it was way too early in the day to go out.  Now mind you, I love to get fucked up as early as possible, but 8:30 a.m., just a wee bit early. So what do you do when you wanted to get trashed but don’t want to drink? You break out the nose candy, that’s what you do.

Have you ever noticed that you get the best ideas when you are beyond smashed? Here is the thing, yes you get fantastic ideas but sometimes you really shouldn’t act on them. Okay, back to us sitting around, having these amazing ideas, when my one friend, Shari, says, “You know what you should do Jordon?”  Now you have to understand, the last time Shari said something like that, I spent three days in jail.  But, being in the enlightened state in which I was, I said, “What?” And that is when the plan was put into action.

I got dressed up very conservatively and we drove down town.  I got out of the car, and made my way into one of the buildings, that seemed to employ every single boring looking man in the world, made my way to either the third or forth floor; to be honest I cannot remember which one it was exactly; and went into the men’s room and waited.

The first person who came in actually walked back out, then came back in.  I started to pull the front of my skirt up and rub my thighs, the guy didn’t know what to do.  I walked over to him and whispered in his ear something like, “I’m a free fuck if you want me.” After a few minutes of him looking very uncomfortable, he finally did a quick fuck with me, then washed his hands and left.  I found that sort of funny. lol. Anyway, I had myself fucked three times before the shit hit the fan.

The forth guy to come into the bathroom was a fucking security guard.  And that is where my fun ended. lol I was escorted out of the building, no lie, three guards, one holding each arm, and one walking behind me.  Everyone was looking at me, but I wasn’t embarrassed, but I was dripping a lot of cum into my panties.  As they walked me outside, one told me never to come back to their building, I said I wouldn’t and that was that.

My friend Shari thought it was the funniest thing when I explained to her that I had been caught like that.  She is still laughing about it.  I think I need to come up with something for her to do, so she can feel the rush of almost being arrested and being tossed out of a building.  If you have any ideas, then please let me know, and make it good!

Jordon


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Sex In The Fitting Room!

 My boyfriend and I were in a big department store. I saw this cute dress and decided I would try it on. As I put the dress on, I called out to my boyfriend to ask him if the dress looked nice on me. We were feeling rather horny from the night before but had fallen asleep then. My boyfriend asked me to turn around so he could check my ass out in the black and white dress, and as I did he bent me over so I was facing the curtain-like door and holding it at each side to stop people from seeing in. While we were in that position, he did me from behind and came inside of me within moments. From every direction I could hear people, and I’m sure they knew what was going on since we were pretty loud. When we were done, I went and bought the dress and every time I wear it we fuck like there’s no tomorrow.


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Breakup Sex

Most people want to get into a relationship so they can find their true love. Most women are looking for their “man” (or woman also) and in doing so, seek out anyone and start to date. Me, I am no normal woman. I do the hunt as well. I do the hunt though to quench my carnal desire to fuck a man and have my juices flow all over his cock and down his legs. I need to cum and so I don’t seem like a “slut” I go out with men just so I can breakup with them. Of course, there is always the obligatory breakup sex which is always so much hotter as it is the last time you will fuck them. The men, they try harder so that they think they can get with me later. Amazing what you can get out of them when they are facing a lack of pussy from then on. Come with me, let get together babe, I need my desires quenched now.


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Something Different

*Singing* Deck my halls with your balls…fa la la la la la la la la. On my knees I’ll make you jolly… fa la la la la la la la la. My Lesbo friend dawns her gay apparel .. fa la la la la la la la. Beads and plugs when I do anal. Fa la la la la la la la la Time to fuck and suck la la la la Time to fuck and suck LA LA LAAAAAAAA.
Yes, I know, I am in a crazy weird mood. Hit me up on the phone guys, it is gonna be one hell of a day and night!


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Curious

So I was all bored waiting for you boys to call so we can get off in one our hot phone sessions and decided to go look up some things on the net. I was surfing YouTube and laughing at that woman that fell in the fountain then laughing at some other funny things until I started my naughty thinking again and surfed on over another adult website and I started to think what all types of fetishes were out there. I know some people, myself included, like to be choked or bondage, etc. And I know a lot of others, but one type on a list of these fetishes caught my eye, Narratophilia. I bet you can guess it, but it is sexual arousal from telling erotic stories. BINGO! That is me to a capital T. Just talking to a guy, reliving past sexual encounters, and telling you about how I will suck your cock, stroke that cock, and have it ramming in and out of me just drives me the edge!!!!!! Telephonicophilia, that is another one I saw, but you gotta call me to find out if that is me or not, I can guarantee you it is. I want to see if I am right guys, call and lets get to testing if these are my fetishes, or if I have any other ones.


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Kitchen Sex

Kinky KatI’m a natural in the kitchen. It’s true. And I’m not just talking about my cooking skills. It has to be one of my favorite places to get freaky, too! I have quite an imagination when it comes to food and kitchen utensils LOL. And when a hot guy sits me on top of the stove or lays me down on my round dining table or even on top of the kitchen sink, WOO HOO, we can have a helluva good time! Nothing makes my nips harder and my sweet lil pussy drip even more. I even have a special spatula and slotted spoon that are some of my favorite toys! And if you give me a call, I will even tell you what my favorite VEGETABLE is!


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Princess wants a pearl necklace!

This may be a little bit shocking to learn about your teen Princess but umm I feel that I simply must confess.  Not only do I love being seriously pampered, spoiled, showered with gifts and tons of $$$$$$. Mmmmm Money…. I also love when a hot guy get’s really naughty with Princess sometimes.  I actually went out with this older dude last weekend and he asked me if I wanted a pearl necklace.  I’m like uh YEAH DUH of course I do what kind of question is that?  He pulled out this pretty velvet box with a gold ribbon on it and a pink tag:  For My Princess enscribed in raised pink letters.  I gasped “why thank you so much for little oh me?” Whatever did I do to deserve this?  He looked right at me and said I have another one for you too Princess.  I got so excited I almost creamed my princess panties.

This time he pulled out his massive, hard cock!!  He said Princess your gonna get a REAL pearl necklace now and he rubbed and jerked on his throbbing shaft until he came so hard and I watched as his mushroom head oozed perfect pearls of cum around my neck.

Told you this Princess is naughty!


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Daddy’s Office

My father owns business, and sometimes I help him when it’s busy there. He is very important man. I think my father has two business because I always see big, strong men cumming and going from the BIG office upstairs at my family business. These men where very nice and friendly every time they come. I say hey to one man, he was a hottie and gave me a very sexy wink every time he walked by. My pussy gets wet every time he does it. I excuse myself to the back room to rub my horny little Asian cunt. While I was rubbing my pussy and moaning he must have heard me because when I looked up he was stroking his cock the same time. I giggle and leaned back, my panties fell to my ankles as I run my hands through my hair he falls to his knee and starts licking my cunt and tongue fucking me so good. When I cum, I’m trying to keep quiet before someone hears he flips me over and from the back, he stuffs all 9 inches of cock in my cunt. I moaned and groaned to every
stroke he pushed in and out of my pussy. He came so hard I had to drag him to the cooler until he cooled off. It was a really a good fuck and we came a ton!  Wanna cum lot too? Call your tight, Asian slut right now baby!


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Office Celebration

Last week I took on a big assignment at work. I stayed awake all night nervous about the results. After taking a nice hot bubble bath and sipping my favorite glass of wine, I decided to pick out an outfit for the company review meeting the next morning. I wanted to look sexy and professional just in case my hard work paid off for my assignment. So I went into my closet of luxury and found the cutest tightest button down blouse and my little black skirt that stopped mid-thigh. I got up the next morning and prepared myself for the day ahead of me. I picked out my sexy red lace thongs with the matching lace bra to fit
perfect against my smooth body. When I arrived at the meeting everyone was smiling and there was champagne and glasses on the oval table. My Boss walked into the room with a satisfied smile and made a toast to me and the outstanding results of my assignment. Then he gave everyone the rest of the day off. He
asked me to stick around a while to check out the numbers we scored. When I walked into his office he was starring directly at my boobs. I looked down to find a button loose and when I looked up again he was harder than superman’s elbow. We fucked the entire shift. I did cart wills and table danced for him on
top of his desk. Then I sucked his big hard cock until he exploded. We made copies of my ass because he banged out my cunt on the copier. We celebrated like never before It was the promotion of a life time.  If you want to hear all the naughty details give me a call.


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Happy Thanksgiving to Everyone

I just wanted to wish everyone a very Happy Thanksgiving holiday this week!  I will be cooking some, watching some football, and talking to alot of you hot guys out there, of course!  Don’t forget to check out my Thanksgiving specials this week  -  15 minutes for $20; 20 minutes for $30; 30 minutes for $45; and 60 minutes for $80!  Those are some really great deals to go with your yummy gobble gobble bird and trimmings <wink>.  We can be sneaky and have some hot sexy fun when the women are shopping before and after Thanksgiving and ESPECIALLY Black Friday and over the weekend when they will be out shopping til they drop LOL!  And I am not forgetting about you handsome bachelors out there - we can have all of the fun we want anytime, riight?  So don’t be strangers, give me a call, hotties!


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