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Let Mommy Help

       I just adore my callers, and we have the hottest fun together. I just finished a call so hot, I needed to play it all again in my dirty MILF mind.

He was my son, and when I went to tuck him in, he was masturbating. I know I should have knocked first, but it’s my home after all. He knows how dirty I am, but he wanted me to be the sweet, nurturing mommy.

He was very embarrassed, and tried to pull his sleep pants back on. I was very annoyed, and told him again to put it away. He was struggling and it wouldn’t go down for him. I didn’t know what else to do, so I offered to help him.

I tried to flatten out his penis, while he tried to pull up his pants. He really had a big penis and balls for one his age. He suggested that I could maybe hold his balls, while he pushes against my hand. At that point, I would try anything. 

     That was not working at all. Maybe if I massaged them for him. I put on a pair of white gloves, because if I’m wearing them it would be more like therapy then sex.

I got as close as I could to him, sort of sitting on him to get a good position. I began stroking him, till he had a huge accident on my gloved hand. 


Written By: Suzanne
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Tag Team Sisters

My sister Brittany and I tag teamed a real fucking loser this morning. His name is Jonny and he is a shit eater AND a cocksucker! We raped his wallet so good. He knows that no one cums for free with us and he paid and paid and paid some more! We didn’t even give him a chance to tell us no.

We both shit into his mouth until it was full, and kept rinsing his bank account. In all fairness, poor Jonny had the chance to disagree with all the money we were taking, but his mouth was so full of our shit that we couldn’t hear what he was saying— so we just took MORE money from him!

He wanted that tiny useless dick of his to squirt, but he had to pay our cum fee first. He gladly paid to get that pathetic dick off.
If you really want to be worked over and get a good rinsing from two Goddesses, call my sister and I. We’re the best. Just ask that shit eating faggot, Jonny.

Oh by the way- we got $800 from that pathetic loser, just for eating our shit! Ha Ha!



Written By: Teagan
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Detention Again

  In the Principals office again. I am always in trouble for something. This is how it all started.

We have a new History teacher at school. He is so HOT! My friends and I had a bet to see who would give him a blowie first. We all flirted with him, but nothing. Darn!

Next day I came to school without any panties. My friends said they were doing the same, but they tricked me. So, here I was spreading my firm legs whenever he looked my way. A few times I even looked directly at him, and fingered my wet little pussy. The girls got mad as they didn’t have the guts to do it, so they told on me.

There I was sitting in office waiting for my punishment when the Principal said it would be just one day if I would help him out. Wink, wink!  I helped him out, and next day was back in class.

I really wanted to win, so no panties again. This time I got in trouble for disrupting the class. Next day my teacher asked me to stay after. He wanted to know what he has to do to get me to be good in his class and stop disrupting it. I smiled and told him he needed to fuck me. After the shock of it all, he said that as long as it was our little secret, we could keep fucking.


Written By: Baby Bethany
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Home Spa Day

Every once in a while, I need some TLC. Everything has been crazy lately and I can’t get in to the spa for the treatment that I need.

I was doing some research on things that are good for home facials and your skin and came upon something amazing. Semen. I squealed in excitement. I knew how to get that and it not cost a dime.

I started making phone calls to see if I had a few volunteers and it turns out there were a lot of friends needing to blow their loads. I invited them over and sat and waited for them to arrive.

Once everyone was here, I took off my little robe and exposed my body to them. I put a tarp down on the floor and sunk to my knees. Just a glimpse of my sexy body had them all hard. The first load I took directly to the face. That warm cum felt amazing running down my chin. I rubbed it in and waited for the next. This one hit my breasts. I was starting to get wet.

The line started dwindling down and and my body was absolutely saturated with jizz. After they left, I rolled around in it to make sure it was all over every inch of my body.

I got up and took a shower and went to bed. When I woke up, my skin was so soft! I highly recommend this home remedy!


Written By: Bambi
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Christmas Shopping

It’s the time of the year I hate the most. I love Christmas, but all the boring Christmas shopping, the crowds, hot stores, they all tend to put me in a horrible mood.

I was getting ready to go out to get it over with when I had a brilliant idea. I went into my nightstand and pulled out some Ben-Wa balls. I rubbed my pussy a little to get it wet and slid two inside me. At least I could have a little fun during this task.

Everything was going great for a while. I could feel them inside of me during my ride to the mall and was getting a little tingly as I walked in the entrance. The faster I moved around, the more I tingled. It was getting more intense.

I finally had to pause in front of a display and pretend to look. My breath was coming in pants and my skin had a sheen of sweat. I squeezed my thighs together and closed my eyes. In front of everyone in the store, I had a huge orgasm. I could feel my juices running down my legs. No one else seemed to notice.

I finally had my breath back enough and started walking again. My pussy was so sensitive that I felt another orgasm coming and had to stop again. I decided that it was time to take them out, but getting to a bathroom was hard. My pussy was way too sensitive. Every movement produced another orgasm.

I finally made it to the bathroom and got them out. Even that made me cum. All I could do was laugh. It definitely wasn’t a normal boring shopping trip!



 Written By: Ginger
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A Dark, Quiet Hotel


   It began as a rather boring night. My hotel is usually packed with Halloween parties, but not this year.  It was just me at reception, and a few of the staff. No room service, but when asked nicely, I will help our guest with their needs.

We had a handful of people with reservations due to arrive soon. It was storming out, and the lights were flickering. After our last quests checked in, I locked us in for the night and went to my room. 

I was just about to enjoy a hot bubble bath and a glass of wine when the lights went out. I lite some candles and got in the tub. My cell was by my side in case any of the guests needed me. I was toweling off when a frantic guest called me.

I dressed and went to find him. I was very confused since as far as I knew there was no guest in room 333. I knocked with no answer. I knocked yet again, then let myself in. Still no one. 

I could see what the problem might be. The sheets on his bed looked horrible. Gray with red streaks. What in the world? I grabbed some clean ones and began changing his sheets. I thought I heard someone there. There was no one in the room but me. Then I felt hands on my body, as my face was pushed into the mattress. I was getting rather annoyed. I was getting a very needed hard, hot fucking but with whom? Whenever I would turn to look, there was no one there. He pounded me till I could barely walk. It was one of the best fucks I have ever had.

I woke up in room 333 alone. I was sore, wet, and cum was dripping from all my holes. The lights were back on. I went to my room to clean up before going to reception.  I checked the books, inquired about the man in 333.  Much to my surprise, I was told there was no room 333.

No Halloween plans? Spend it with me, and give me the ghost fuck of my life. 


Written By: Valentina
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Stir Crazy

I’ve been going stir crazy being stuck at home all these weeks. I’ve been entertaining myself watching porn and masturbating, but that’s not nearly enough. I miss cock, real cock. I was racking my brain trying to come up with a good plan when it finally hit me.

I went outside to my backyard and drilled holes in my fence. I called all the neighborhood men that I usually fuck and told them to go where the fence connects our yards. I made a neighborhood glory hole and they were more than happy to stick their stiff cocks through for me to suck. They have been stuck home with their wives after all, so they were more than a little neglected. Some of them came really fast because of that, but I didn’t mind. I swallowed that yummy cum like I was starving for it and then moved to the next one. Who said being stuck at home couldn’t be fun?


 Written By: Ginger
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High School Reunion

    I was looking so forward to my high school reunion. It has been 20 something years since I saw all my friends. There was a special guy I never got to fuck, but I wanted to change that.

I wore a sexy little red dress and stilettos. The party was in full swing when I arrived. After all the hugs and greetings, I looked for Jason. He was looking so fucking good. We chatted for a few, drank some wine, and we both knew we needed to find a quiet spot to make up for lost time.

I was so excited till I reached in his pants. He was so tiny, and the worst part was that he had no idea he was inferior.  I love men who know they’re small, and keen a sense of humor about it. That was not Jason. 

I couldn’t help but laugh at his size. He called me a slut when I left to find some better action. I was looking for some fun for later when I saw Bekka, one of my close friends growing up. She was absolutely stunning. We had a few more glasses of wine, danced a bit, and then decided to take our private party to my hotel suite. 

We slowly undressed each other, and began to kiss. We were interrupted by a knock at my door. It was Jason.  Bekka knew what had happened and invited him in. We told him we’re sorry and had a sexy surprise for him. We striped him, blindfolded him, and gave him exactly what he had no idea he needed. I invited some of the guys from the reunion and let them have at Jason. When he realized it wasn’t a strap-on but several beautiful big cocks, he quickly got into it.

Once everyone was gone, we were so horny and fucked all night!



Written By: Naughty MILF Suzanne
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What Do You Expect Me To Do With That?

     I got an awesome new job as an intern at a record company. I was super excited by all the perks of the job. While the money was minimal to start, the benefits, traveling, and most of all, meeting sexy musicians made it so worthwhile. I couldn’t wait to start. The first few days were so much fun. I greeted people, served them drinks, and made them feel at home. So many hot men and women that I was horny all the time! 

One day one of my crushes from my teens walked it. He was older, tall and so fucking hot! We flirted back and forth , and he asked me out for drinks.

I met him at his suite since he needed privacy. He had drinks and snacks waiting for me when I got there. We chatted, flirted some more, and soon I was ready to fuck. I would like to say I could tell he was ready by the bulge in his pants, but well, not so much! I mean not so much at all!!! Well he was older, so maybe it just took him longer to warm up. 

Then it happened, or should I say didn’t happen. He slowly undressed me, kissing and licking his way down. I was so horny, and his tongue felt amazing. I was ready for more. I needed to have a big, thick dick pounding me. I put my hand between his legs, and then nothing. I mean he was hard, but hardly there. I mean like a pinky size. I guess because of who he was no other woman had the nerve to tell him that he was Mr. Empty Pants, he was rather proud of that wee little thing. I tried to suck it, maybe he was a grower, but nope it was like sucking one of my little fingers. Then I began to laugh. Not just a giggle but an uncontrollable, hysterical laugh. I texted my friends to show them how fucking tiny he was. No one could believe it. Well, I did have some real men in my contacts. So, bye bye Mr. Empty Pants.  


Written By: Callie
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Fuck, Shit, Cunt of a Motherfucker

I have the most fun callers a girl could hope to have! I love all the fantasies they come up with for us. Last week was no different. I was asked to be a girl with a very dirty mouth and mind. When he suggested it, I knew it would be so much fun.

Teacher called me after school to talk about my naughty, dirty, little mouth. Well I don’t know what your mother fucking problem is, Mr. Jackoff? Please don’t fucking tell my mom because she is one big, fat, annoying bitch of a fucking cunt, I said to him. I could see he was trying to hold back a giggle. Of course, that got me going even more. “Listen asshole shit face If you make me stay in fucking detention my dick of a brother will kick you in your big, hairy cum filled balls. 

Mr. Fuckhead asked me if I knew what any of those words mean. Well, fuck I am not a baby or anything. Of course, I knew. Somehow all my dirty words turned teacher on. What the mother fuck? He was sporting a huge, fucking boner. OMFG!!! I then decided it was time to show him what I think all those dirty words mean.



Written By: AJ
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