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He Loves When I Bust His Balls

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I have a caller that a glutton for punishment… literally! I make him wrap his balls tight with rubber bands, then the games begin.

I allow him to jerk off, but it comes at a price! He has to prove to me that he deserves it. I tell him to give me 5 hard slaps to his balls… and he better count each one and I better be able to hear it. There’s been a few times that he’s forgotten to count for me and I make him start over and do it all over again. He whimpers and tells me how much his balls hurt and it makes me laugh so hard.

I get him to take the rubber bands off and that hurts nearly as much. He wants to cum so bad. His balls are so swollen and sore. I get a few more hard slaps and then let him cum… IF he can cum before I finish counting down from 10. If not, he’s out of luck. I just laugh and hang up the phone. He loves it.

If you need a little punishment, give me a call. I’ll abuse your cock and balls and love every second of it!

 

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Daddy Loves My Hairy Pussy

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     Yesterday when I got home from school, I heard sounds in my room. No one was supposed to be home so I wondered if mommy hired a maid to clean my messy room. I felt really bad for her so I got a drink from the refrigerator to see if she would like one.

      I opened my bedroom door and it was daddy, not a maid! I couldn’t believe what I saw! Daddy was naked on my bed, covered in my dirty panties. He had one over his mouth, others on his body, and jerking his cock. 

He looked surprised and guilty, but that didn’t stop him from moaning and jerking. He even had a few of my pubs hanging out his mouth. Oh my god, daddy! 

Then it got even weirder. He begged me to give him the panties I was wearing. He even offered me money for my pubs.

Then daddy confessed. He said he was addicted to my pubs. After I shower he takes my bath puff and pulls off all the hair with his teeth. He even checks the toilet area for some. 

Daddy is so addicted to my pubs!

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I Love BBC and So Does He!

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My latest fuck friend came over to my house a little too early and caught me with my personal trainer. I thought he would be irritated, but no. He was turned on!

Once he saw that big black cock stretching my pussy, he pulled up a seat and took his cock out. That’s when the real show began. He was so hard watching me get plowed and my trainer was turned on with a cuck in the room. It made him fuck me even harder! It was like a competition.

He flipped me onto my hands and knees and really started driving it in deep. Before I knew it, my friend was on his back and between my legs watching that giant cock destroy my pussy. That was all it took for my trainer to blow his load.

As he was pulling out, my friend was pulling me to his face and eating that yummy cream pie. It was the best surprise of my life. I can’t wait for our next play date!

 

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Listening To My Brother

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          My brother is at it again with his super hot girlfriend. I can hear them through the wall. She’s moaning so loud and it makes me wonder what my brother is like?

  I used to try not to listen, but I found myself  beginning to crave the sounds. Just listening was fun and all, but just not enough. When he was out, I hid a little camera in his room.

I wanted to watch as much as I wanted to listen. The next night I was all set. As soon as she came over, I said “hello”, and ran to my room to set up.

I got out my lube,and a cucumber from the fridge. I got undressed and waited for the show. I sucked the vegetable like she was sucking his cock. Then I began to run the slippery cucumber over my clitty. When he started to fuck her, I got on all fours like her, and pushed in the cucumber. 

Wait? What am I seeing? Is my brother and his hottie girlfriend now trying to listen to me?

         

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Doing My Part

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I had a boyfriend that had a very stressful PR job. One particular client was driving him crazy. He was a football player that had just relocated and knew no one in town. He was lonely and bored and was depending on my boyfriend to entertain him.

After a long day, my man came home and asked for a favor. He said he had made reservations at a fancy restaurant and begged me to take this guy out and keep him company. I could tell he was stressed to the max so, of course, I just said yes.

I started getting ready but he kept pushing me to dress sexier and sexier. When his client arrived, I was wearing a tight dress that showed off every curve and barely contained my big tits. His eyes nearly popped out of his head when he saw me and it was impossible not to notice the impressive bulge that formed. My boyfriend moved in close and whispered in my ear “have fun”. I knew then what was going on.

There were no reservations. I went with him out to the car. As he was making small talk, my hand went to his cock and I started to stroke him through his pants. He nearly drove off the road. I told him to keep his eyes on the road as leaned forward and took his thick cock out. I took him deep down my throat and worked his cock until he shot his load down my throat.

His hands were shaking and he was breathing heavy when I sat up in my seat. I don’t think he had any question at that point that dinner was out. When I finally made it home hours later, my boyfriend was waiting to finish off my creamy, cum filled pussy.

 

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A White Christmas

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Christmas is right around the corner and I’m really craving a white Christmas! It doesn’t look like we’re going to get any snow, so I had an even better idea. A good old-fashioned bukkake party!

I’ve been rounding up my best guys that I know can drop huge loads all over my face and tits. Just thinking about kneeling in the middle of that big circle and looking up at all of them jerking those huge cocks… yum!

When I mentioned it to some of the boys, I couldn’t believe how excited they were to help make my Christmas wishes come true. I have had 20 RSVP’s already and waiting for at least 10 more. I want to be covered with jizz! I can’t wait to share my final total and how many loads I took!

 

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If I Were A Boy

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       I‘ve always wished that I was a boy. I would be the coolest boy ever. I’m sort of short, but I wouldn’t have a short guy attitude because let’s face it, I would have the biggest and thickest dick ever. I would show up all the other boys.  I sure would know how to use that huge dick of mine.

I would love using that big dick so much that I wouldn’t even be picky. I would fuck anything that walked! I would be all about going,” hey bitch, let’s fuck”. 

I think that my favorite fuck toys would be men that looked like bitches. I mean am I fucking a girl, am I fucking a guy? Who cares just as long as I am using my big dick, and fucking someone. 

I would also expect my fuck toys to cater to me. Look at my huge dick, my smooth tummy, tiny ass, then my tiny tits with hard nipples. I’m the whole package. 

You don’t expect me to wipe my own adorable little ass, and don’t expect me to clean my sheets after I fucked you raw.

                                                            If I were a boy, even just for a day.

              

 

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Halloween Parties

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I enjoy Halloween parties so much that I always begin my planning early in October. 

Last night was a party at my boss’s home. It was a bit G rated as his children were all present. It was loud with a rock band playing and people laughing and talking. After a few drinks, I was having a great time. I was dancing, flirting and drinking. 

Parties always seem to make me horny. I imagine it’s the combination of men and women in sexy clothes just having a great time. It’s always exciting when the masks come off later in the evening. 

I went upstairs to the bathroom, when I heard a deep male voice. He was sitting on the bed smoking a joint. He motioned for me to join him. Why not, it’s a party after all. He was cute in a rough sort of way. I couldn’t see much of his face, just a bit of his blue eyes. 

As the night went on, I had the urge to be very naughty. I pushed him down on the bed, took out his cock, and began to ride him. He was hot and I was about to explode all over his cock when he pulled off his mask. “Hey, Valentina, don’t you recognize me?” “It’s me Jack, your boss’s son.” “Guess how old I am today?”

 

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The High School Swimming Pool

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  I have a funny secret. I’ve been sneaking into the local High School to use their pool. Can you blame me? It’s super large, the water is cool and inviting, and I can’t help but think about all the hot, young bodies that will be swimming later that morning. 

   Last night I packed my bikini, towel, and bottle of water and headed for the school. I laughed to myself as I was picking the lock. I am getting pretty good at it!  The school was deserted, making me giggle thinking about all the naughty things I did with boys here. Teachers too!

After a relaxing swim, I was in no hurry to go home. I reminisced about my time here with my friends. I began thinking about the boys I dated and fucked. My house was crowded and noisy compared to the quiet of the pool room. I began to rub my pussy sliding my wet fingers in. What a treat, as I didn’t even have to worry about being quiet. I’m all alone, after all. 

                 I open my eyes to see a boy stammering and stuttering with a very large cock standing at attention. The look I give him makes him know just what I want from him. 

       

         

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Spit On That Thang

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             Oh man, am I fucking mad!!  I’ve been using spit for lube as long as I can remember. I mean what better lube is there than warm spit right from my pretty mouth. Then some girl, not near as hot as me, goes “Hawk Tuah” and all the men lose their minds. 

Just imagine me spitting down my adorable cleavage for you to slide your cock back and forth. We like that, don’t we?  Now imagine me saying how slippery I need to make your cock before we fuck. 

Hawk Tuah, right on your sexy hard cock.  Then, of course, I lick up all my spit. 

My hot little mouth can go on and on about the uses of spit. Here is one you never thought of. Of course, with me a dry pussy is impossible, but you know older ladies like your wife.  I bet if her pussy isn’t wet enough, you can “spit on that thang”. 

Now that you know about spit, I bet you would rather it was me spitting on your cock.

Give me a call and I promise to Hawk Tuah you!

 

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