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My Bitch Loved His Escort

My favorite Bitch was out of town last night, free from his wife for a night. I decided he should hire an escort and do a phone session with me. We found him a hot blonde and she came to his hotel room. They turned on the cam and I started instructing her on what to do to him.

First thing was him laying down on the bed and her sitting on his face and actually smothering him until he was begging for air. After he worshipped her pussy and ass, I had him lay down on the floor on his side and have her use her 6 inch heels to walk on his cock and balls. The more he whimpered, the hotter my pussy got. She walked up and down his cock, squishing it down in the floor like a cigarette butt.

Then I had him bend over and spread his ass cheeks. I told her to take the big strap-on and slam it in his ass as hard as she could.

She hurt his ass so bad he actually screamed his safe word to signal me to have her stop. It’s the first time during any of our calls that he has used his safe word, so I couldn’t be too disappointed in him. I let him have a treat and instructed her to suck on his balls while he jacked off and shot a huge load of cum.

As usual, love playing with my bitch. Prepare yourself though, next time will much different! I went easy this time but next time, not so much.

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Harley Is Your Sensual Domme

Get down on your knees and show me how devoted you really are by kissing my feet. Beg for me to control you. I need your total submission as your goal is to worship my perfect pussy and ass completely.

I love to be in control of it all..including you sissies who beg for that need of humiliation. Do you want to stroke that teeny weenie for me? Maybe you want me to dress you up in panties, stockings, lingerie, and have you perform in front of my friends so they can all laugh at you. 

I just love having control. If you’re ready for sensual domme to take control of that cock, then I am the girl for you. Just think, all you have to do is sit back and relax as I give you instruction. 

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Truth Or Dare

          The Fall street festivals are starting getting ready for Halloween. It’s a great time to test out my costumes to see how the men and women react to me in them. Saturday night I wore a partial Harley Quinn costume.  Pink and blue hair streaks, fishnets, and pink mini and a ripped up pink and blue top.     

      I grabbed some drink tickets. A frozen Rita would definitely start off my night. Then I saw him! He was wearing a partial skeleton costume. It looks like he had the same idea.   

         I began to follow him through the dark, crowded streets. When he went down the dark alleyway, I was right behind him.  He couldn’t shake me if he tried. Suddenly he turned around.

I made it very clear what I wanted. A hot, quick fuck in the alley, and we both could get back to our night.  He had other thoughts. He wanted to play a game to get to know me. Get to know me? I wanted to fuck!

After a slow start, things were getting fucking hot. Clothes were coming off and soon, I was pushed against the alley wall. He did not disappoint!

How about you? Do you want to play a sexy little game with me? 

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Your First Lingerie Party

               Let’s play dress-up!  Don’t you think it would be a blast to have a girl’s night in? Maybe a spa night with some drinks? Hurry over, the party has already started.

You arrive and see there is already several cars parked in my driveway and on the street. You excitedly get out of your car and wonder if you are dressed right for such a large party?

           I greet you at the door with a glass of champagne. Quickly, you are giggling like a little girl. I take you downstairs where the party is in full swing. Odd, you think that there is only men. I take you by the hand to the downstairs dressing room. You begin to gush over all the pretty, lacy lingerie. I tease you and suggest you try something on. You can’t possibly, those are female clothes. 

I am very persuasive, especially after you have had several drinks. After makeup, hair removal, and lingerie you are perfect. You wonder just what is going on? Your dreams are about to come true, all these men are here for you. You smile, as the tall, well built men surround you.

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Deep Dive

   You can’t believe your luck! Some men would think this was a trap, but not you. You’re rich, handsome, and all the women seem to want you. You weren’t at the bar for more than 5 minutes before I approach you and buy you a drink. No need to drink what you’re used too. Get the super expensive liquor, of course you’re worth it. 

Just a few hours later, I’m at your home. You have me eating out of your hand, don’t you? Or maybe not! I suggest you get comfy in your bedroom and soon, I’ll join you. I mix another drink and slip something into it. 

With you passed out, I start my plan. I do a deep dive into all your devices. Look at that, a fucking burner phone. After checking your devices, and drawers, I see you’re actually pretty normal. Just the typical vanilla lifestyle. 

I’m always prepared for this and make several calls. You finally wake up to see your home in shambles. Who are these young girls naked in your house? What the fuck even happened last night? 

What happened last night is now I control your life. Everything you own is now mine. You begin to wonder if you actually fucked those girls, or if you and I did? 

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Late Night Caller

        I was planning to go for the night when my phone rang. I had plans to use my new pink vibe so why not do it with a hot man on the other end of phone.

He had the perfect call to get my hot and creamy pussy gushing. He wanted to hear me get myself off while telling him about my hottest fuck ever.

    So many hot fucks, I had no idea which was the best. I was definitely ready to pinch my hard nipples and turn my vibe on high so at that point my blood had all rushed down to my fuckhole.

He was totally awesome and just began asking me questions about my sex life. I had cum several times before he even began to stroke his big, thick cock. He even sent me a picture to lust over.

    I could hear him stroking which made me cum even harder for him. I had a spreading puddle on my sheet, and when we were done, he asked me to please lick my hot juices up for him. With fucking pleasure.  

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Hard, Nasty and Fast

         

          Sometimes I need something a bit nasty to get me off.  Some might say I’m a bit jaded, but boring vanilla or a stab at being edgy just doesn’t work for me. I need, what I need! What you call jaded, I call being a dirty bitch who needs a lot to get off. 

I found an old porn of gang bangs. There was what looked like hundreds of men all lined up to fuck. They didn’t even get to cum, it was so fast. Sort of like in and then out.  Next! Fuck, that’s so hot.

I pulled out all my toys and watched. Nothing and I mean nothing was doing it for me. 

Maybe a bookstore, or even adult movie theater?  It’s a shame women aren’t allowed in bath houses.

I decided to just walk a bit downtown to see what I could find. There was a group of young men playing basketball. I sat and watched them for a bit, until they noticed me. 

One of the men approached me and asked what I was looking for. I was feeling so nasty today, I just squeezed his dick through his pants and smiled.  I told him to follow me with all his friends. I walked to the park public bathroom and motioned for them to join me. 

 

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When I Think About You

Admit it, I know you just sang that! It’s super true though. How fucking long has it been since I have heard that sexy voice of yours?  I truly miss you, babe. I miss your voice, I miss your cock, I miss our talks, but most of all, I fucking miss you!

What is a woman supposed to do when the man she loves to phone fuck hasn’t been around in a bit? I’ve tried to play with others, but you know what you do to me. Us together, phone fucking is just hot as in person. Fuck, maybe even hotter.

I have a plan. I’m taking out my toys, getting comfy and will think of you. Maybe, just maybe that all my intense, hot, longing for you will do the trick!  

Don’t make me wait at longer for your gorgeous big cock. 

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Harley Knows How To Drain Your Balls

        I need to tell you before we even begin that I like it dirty, nasty, and fucked up! I’ve always been a cock loving slut and I’m ready to take on anything you send my way. I think you know where this is going and vanilla isn’t where. Keep your boring vanilla sex with your wife, and save the kink for your girl Harley.

I’m that special kind of nasty that makes you wonder where the fuck this all is going. I have the banging body all men want and the personality of a cheap whore.  

My pussy is always hot, wet, and ready to be filled with numerous big cocks. You can never tell what my mood will be but one thing you can fucking count on is that I’ll drain your balls and leave you completely addicted.

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Wrapping Your Lips Around Tommy Lee

       OMFG!!! I saw something the other day that kept me in bed all fucking day. I saw Tommy’s Lee’s fucking enormous, sexy cock. Big, thick, and perfect. When I had enough of me time, I began thinking of the fuck toys in my life. Sorry guys, none of you can even fucking compare. Then I decided maybe it was time I went on a quest. I even had the perfect guy friend to take along. 

He was so excited when I texted him. He gushed over all the clothes I suggested he wear. He seems to love pink. While applying his pink, shiny lipstick, he seemed a little annoyed.  Ah, of course for now on, especially in our quest, he will be a she. 

           Apparently, we have the same taste in bed. Bad boys!  I suggested the local biker hangout.  The huge, shiny, sexy bikes were all in a row in the parking lot. My friend and I seemed to be the only females around. The “is your cock as big as Tommy Lee’s quest begins”.

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