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All You Want For Christmas…..

Happy Holiday’s Losers!

Only I know what you really want for Christmas. No one knows the real you like I do. They would be shocked to know that all you want is my shit and farts. You’re so addicted, aren’t you faggot?

I can picture your ultimate Christmas with me. You run to your stocking with your name on it-“Loser,” of course. You reach into your big, red stocking and find a glass bottle. I instruct you to open it and take a big whiff. It’s just what a pathetic loser like you has been hoping for all year long. I bottled up my farts just for you.

I’m feeling extra generous this year and I am going to smother your  pathetic face with my gorgeous ass while I give you a brown and yellow Christmas treat.


Show me how much you care!


Written By: Missy
Call  Missy @ 1-866-403-2903






Fetish Phone Sex with Skylar

Do you have a fetish?

I am the perfect phone girl who understands the difference between a sexual desire and a true sexual fetish.  Your specific fetish is part of you. You need something specific to truly enjoy an orgasm to the fullest. Normal, everyday sex might be okay, but you need to tap into that fetish, no matter how odd it may seem to some.

Embrace your fetish. It is part of you. Let’s explore your desires together. Maybe it is tickling, boots, leather, lace, feet, sneezing, balloons, diapers, baby talk, enemas, exhibitionism, domination, hair, latex, legs, watersports, humiliation, or toys.

You probably keep your fetish a secret from your lover, wife, or girlfriend. Phone sex with me is a great way to dive into that part of you. We can share this experience together by creating a little world where you feel extremely comfortable to achieve that gratification that you need to have the optimal orgasms.



Written By: Skylar
Call Skylar @ 1-866-325-1858


Torrie’s Special Candy

           I love an excuse to visit all the men in my neighborhood and Halloween is always an awesome excuse.  Men are such suckers when it comes to me and my adorable teen body. They’ll do anything to make me happy and get a taste of my sweet candy. 

Mr. Parker was first on the list. I knocked on his door and the perv let me in with a dirty smile. He knew just what I had for him so he quickly assumed the position. I put my adorable little asshole to his mouth and gave him the sweet perfume he craved. After that, he knew just what tasty little treat was coming. I made him beg for it. He was so excited he wrapped his lips around my tasty treat and he sucked it like a dick. I was about to give him something else to wash it down, but I decided to save it for the next house. 

Mr.  Smith was so anxious he was looking out his window for me. He asked if I had a special treat in my pussy for him. He laid on the floor and I sat on his face. My pussy was dripping from my boyfriend earlier. He was so excited to lick up the special treat from my boyfriend. Then he begged to wash it down with my cum piss. I was running out of tasty treats so I had to make a pit stop at Mr. Johnson’s house. 

He has the biggest, black dick I have ever seen in my life. I sure have seen a lot! I explained I needed a good, hard, fast ass fucking to get ready for Mr. James. I am a black cock whore and the bigger and fatter the better. After all my holes were plugged and filled I went to the next house. Mr. James had already texted me 10 times. Fuck, he was anxious for my jizz filled holes. 

I promised my daddy that I would stay in for Halloween. Give me a call, I have some extra special treats for you.



Written By: Teen Torrie
Call Torrie @ 1-866-415-2934



Gang Shower

I had a date with an older white man that I met online. He was going to pay a lot of money to play with me and I’m all about that!

I got to his house and saw that it wasn’t going to be just me and him. There were at least 10 men standing there waiting for me. He led me down to the basement and I saw tarps all over the floor.

He told me to take my clothes off and kneel on the floor like the dirty slut I am, and I would be paid a LOT for this little party. I did as he told me and they all stripped down as well. I was expecting to suck dick, but the first one pissed all over me instead. The hot stream shocked me at first, but I didn’t have a choice but to adjust quickly because I felt another one peeing all over my back. Man after man urinated all over me. My body was soaked! It was in my face, my hair and all over my cocoa body. They kept chugging water and coming back for more.

When they finally finished, I was allowed to shower in his downstairs bathroom. When I came out, he handed me a huge stack of bills and told me when the next party was. I told him I would be there, easy money is easy money!


Written By: Juicy Jasmine
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The “Golden” Granny

My neighbors little granddaughter calls me the Golden Granny. Since I’m in my golden years as they say, I like a nice, hot golden shower. Now mind you, I liked it when I was younger as well but I really enjoy it at my present age.

My neighbor Al is a kinky bastard, and I love going over to his house for some naughty afternoon fun. His granddaughter has been there for a few days and she’s such a doll. She’s a cute little thing and she doesn’t mind joining in sometimes. She loves to watch her grandpa give me the most intense golden showers.

She’s a little kink pot herself, she will lick the hot, yellow flowing stream off my body. We will press our bodies together and feel his warm piss between us. Her young, tender skin feels so good against my old, wrinkly body.

This Golden Granny loves her Golden Showers!


Written By: Granny Trudy
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I Have My Own Human Toilet

I don’t have to use my toilet anymore now that I have my own personal human toilet bowl. I just snap my fingers and he will come running. I get so much satisfaction pissing and shitting in someones mouth rather than dirtying up my own toilet.

I workout in the mornings so by lunch time, I’ve already had a gallon of water. I make my loser get in his position and I fill up his mouth with all my warm pee. Since I’ve drank so much, I fill up his mouth pretty quickly, and the rest just splashes all over his face.

He usually can tell how much shit I will have beforehand because I will fart in his face. My human toilet knows the more powerful farts will end up being an explosion in his mouth and face. When I am done, I make sure he licks me clean and I get up and walk away.



Written By: Missy
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Interviewing Pool Boys

This is one of my favorite weeks of the year. My husband heads south for a week-long golf trip. I have the house to myself, and the college boys are home for Spring Break.

It is the perfect opportunity to interview pool boys for the summer. I am looking for that perfect young hot stud to keep this cougar satisfied all summer long.

I am a bored but horny housewife who is seeing an eager hot college boy who is flexible with great oral skills. Must be energetic and have great stamina, and not afraid to experiment and try new things. Must love all watersports. 

If interested, stop by for an interview.

The Hot Cougar,



Written By: Samantha

Call Samantha @ 1-866-949-6896


Tinkle, Tinkle Little Starr

I have a phone sex daddy who gets off by listening to his little girl tinkle. I make sure before he calls that I drink lots of water so he can hear my warm pee tinkle in the toilet. It makes my daddy’s dick so hard when I’m his naughty little pee pee girl.

I so badly want to fill my daddy’s mouth up and release every drop of warm, succulent pee onto his tongue. I don’t want him to swallow a single drop so he can swish it around in his mouth and really savor the taste.

I just sent him a pair of my thongs but I left a little surprise for him. I drenched my panties with my pee and I can’t wait till he gets them so I can hear him sucking on my panties.

Call me to indulge in your pissing fantasies. My little pee hole will always satisfy you anytime!

 Written By: Starr
Call Starr @ 1-866-841-2125
Email- Aol/Yahoo: talkdirty2starr



It Was An Accident!

I was at this house party Saturday night and all my friends ditched me and went their own separate ways. I ended up talking to a really nice guy. The drinks were flowing down pretty good and I was feeling more frisky and so was the conversation. The music was really loud so he pulled a corny line to go somewhere quieter so we could talk. I knew that we wouldn’t be doing too much talking because as soon as we went into a bedroom upstairs, the clothes were flying off one another.

He laid down on the bed and I starting riding him pretty hard. His cock was hitting the right spot inside of my pussy and it made me had to pee. I had so many drinks and I never made it to the bathroom before I met this guy. I couldn’t hold it any longer and I just let it go all over his cock and him. I thought he would of been grossed out and left but he was totally into golden showers. After that, he went down on me and licked my pee off my legs and pussy lips.

After he licked me clean, he told me it was my turn. I was confused as he put his hard cock inside of me. A few pumps and I felt this warm gush inside of me. He pissed inside my cunt and it felt so amazing.

It was a total accident and I never done this before but this is something I want to do again and again.


Written By: Amanda
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Humiliation In The Red Light District

Humiliation is the name of the game for you. The more humiliated you are, the more excited you become. Being put on display in very embarrassing situations is thrilling for you, and entertaining for me. 

You work for me in the red light district. There are clubs for every erotic desire lined up on both sides of the street. I own one of the best clubs, and you are my star. Every night, you perform up on a stage in front of a large audience.  Before the show, you and I stand on the street, wearing only our lingerie to lure people into my club. Yes, you wear whatever slutty little outfit that I select for you: corsets, bustiers, bras, thongs, stockings, pantyhose, chemises, bodysuits. You have to stand on the street enticing the crowd to purchase a ticket for the show. You must stand there and endure all the name calling, whistling, and illicit touching until every seat is full, then the real show can start. 

Every night there is something different. Always new tantalizing treats for my voyeurs to enjoy. Sometimes on stage, you are dressed like a slutty little whore, and sometimes you are completely naked. I instruct you to perform for the crowd. One night you might put on a masturbation show. Occasionally, I use my strap-on and fuck you which is a real crowd pleaser. You service the ladies on Ladies Night. When I want to push the envelope, there are water sports for you. Every Friday night, you become a cock loving, cum drinking whore. I bring men up from the audience. Either one at a time or a group of men with very large cocks. They can use your mouth and then your ass to put on a fucking fantastic sex show. 

It is humiliating to be used in this manner, but you, my naughty exhibitionist, love it! 

Mistress Brynna 


Bad Girl Brynna
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