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Piss Off

 

      All long day of working out in the sun makes a person rather fucking thirsty. Every day you come into the little café I own and stare at me. You ask for a tall glass of iced tea with mint and lemon. You stir it until the ice melts, while you fucking stare. You smile, walk past me and head for the bathroom. The other patrons begin to complain as they wonder what is taking you so long in there.

              I begin to notice something odd, even for you. The bathroom seems spotless once you use it. Are you trying to get a job as a janitor? You’re one strange fucker.  

Next day, same situation. We are out of iced tea, but I fucking wonder? I don’t even try to hide what I am about to do. I smile at him, take a tall amber colored tea glass, and head for the bathroom. I hold it under my pussy and piss until it’s almost full.

Clumsy woman, I got a bit of piss on my panties. I wring them out into the glass and head back to the man. I hand him the glass and wink.

Drink my tangy, warm piss. 

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Written By: Malaya Maxxx
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Better Know Your Place

       I have been thinking about you a lot lately. If you only knew the dirty thoughts in my head. 

Over the weekend, I got the fuck of my  life. I mean just look at the beautiful cock. I did miss you though, as I had a very special place for you to be. 

Poor you, as you were thinking that special place would be in my hot, tight ass while my boyfriend fucked my wet pussy. You, of course, would be very fucking wrong. Your place is on your knees at my pussy hole and my guy’s huge dick. That’s right! You will be my fluffer and my clean-up crew. 

Did I see your little thing stiffen at those words? Don’t worry, there is plenty dripping out for your hungry tummy!

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Written By: Delaney
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God Damn Cunt Of A Man

Fucking hell, you really aren’t much of a man, are you? Look at you and your goddamn flabby ass. You made me so mother fucking sick that I just want to vomit in your face. Are you fucking kidding me, THAT got your clit to twitch? 

Oh no, you don’t! Don’t you dare try to back away from me. You are a little fucking cunt of a man, and I intend to treat you as such. 

Assume the position, head back and on your knees. Why should I sit on the hard, cold toilet seat, when I have your ugly fucking face to sit on?  Beg me for it, beg me to let you suck my shit like a dick. Fuck, you are so goddamn gross!

You know what? I have totally had enough of you.

Get on all fours and crawl to the pen. If you displease me, it will be the choke collar for you.

Get to fucking crawling, bitch.

 

 

 Written By: Poison Ivy
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Christmas Comes But Once A Year

                   You poor man, you get it only on your birthday, and Christmas.  Sort of sucks to be you! I never really understood why, till today.

Hiding passwords from me is useless.  Why do you think your house is never clean when I am done? It’s because  I play on your computer all day, and there is no way you will get away with telling me to stop it. Getting nervous, are you? You know exactly what I saw.

This is how it is going to go from here on.  You will do the work for me, and pay me triple. You will service me, and my boyfriend whenever we say. If you don’t, I will show everyone just what I saw on your computer. 

                   You seem to doubt me? Are you trying to like touch me or something? I guess I need to refresh your memory. Let’s turn this on.

Oh look here!  You down on all fours with your face in a dog bowl.  Is that Michael from school? Oh, wow it looks like someone loves it up his flabby ass. You are now down on your knees, and Michael is sitting on your face, and…..OMG!!  Did you just eat that.  Oh dear, where are my manners? Let me pull down my shorts, and give you something to wash it down! 

 

Written By: Teen Torrie
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Delaney’s Special Yule Log

  I love holiday baking. It’s so much fun to see what tasty treats I can bake for my closest friends. Vanilla, strawberry, coconut, and of course, decadent chocolate. Yum! I bake the best cupcakes! 

They’re some boys, that really love chocolate. I mean, they absolutely crave it. Those are my kind of guys. Wink, Wink. How can I say this? Giggles. They like my special chocolate that appears after I have eaten that cake. 

Everyone has left, but you’re hanging around. You keep trying to feed me cake and encourage me to drink more Irish Coffee. Then it happens. A wonderful, enticing loud fart from my adorable shit hole. You instantly stiffen, anticipating what is to come. 

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Written By: Delaney
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Lucky You

               

  I’ve always been a girl who loves to sleep. My friends are so jealous because I can sleep through anything. I’m not shy either as we all sometimes fart in our sleep, and my farts smell wonderful!

                 After a big dinner of Texas Chili and a few beers, I was just full of my sweet perfume farts. It was getting late and I had a big day ahead of me and I fell asleep fast. I have my roommate coming in for the night, but fell right back to sleep. He’s a bit of a perv, but I don’t mind. If he  wants to lick my sweet ass while I sleep, who am I to complain? 

The sun was coming through the curtains, telling me it’s time to rise for the day. Oh, I’m feeling a stirring in my tummy. I race to the restroom, but the roommate stops me in the hallway. Oh man, it’s going to come out and on the white carpet. Our landlord will kill me!

                What is he doing? He lays on the carpet and tells me to squat over him. Oh god, here it comes all over him. 

I feel so much better, but now I’m so fucking horny and messy.

I jump in the shower and invite him in with me. I need a good ass fucking now! 

I bend over and he slams his dick into my dirty ass. Oh no, I’m not quite finished yet, I guess. We both explode at the same time in a mess of hot cum, and hot, messy shit.

 

Written By: Delaney
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Showers In Your Forecast

Showers are in your forecast today, and I don’t mean the rainy kind. The showers you’re going to receive today are the yellow kind, splashing down your throat. You’re not going to get it right away though, oh no! I’m going to wave my cute little butt in your face and bend over and spread open my pussy lips. I want you to stick your tongue out so I can backup my pussy to your wanting, hungry mouth. I want you to probe your tongue deep inside me until I get the sensation of peeing all over your face.

I know you’re craving my hot, golden piss and I have more than enough to shower you all over. If you’re a good boy, I might pee all over your cock. Who knows what can happen after that?

You better have your umbrella today, because it’s going to get messy!

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 Written By: Corina
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You Missed A Spot

Seems like someone is in big trouble with me. Imagine my annoyance and surprise when I pulled down my silk panties to find a brown spot. To make matters worse, I was with my favorite fuck. I know you don’t expect him to be a clean up boy? Do you, bitch? 

            Now you have an even bigger clean-up job to take care of.  You’re in for quite the treat, as this will be so messy. Is that dried jizz between my perfect tits? Apparently it is, so get to cleaning it. Is it caked up all in my ass crack?  You have no one to thank but yourself for that. 

Spread my cheeks wide. Just look at that big, sexy mess. I suggest you put a pillow under those boney knees, because this is going to take a long time to clean up

 

Written By: Delaney
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Morning Coffee

   

       

I was running so late this morning that I didn’t have time to take care of personal matters. I wasn’t but a few minutes into my Starbucks Carmel Frapp, when I knew my tummy was brewing.  I do love that feeling. The problem was I love to play with my clit while pooping, but I was at Starbucks. I felt like both ends needed attention.

                 I ran to the restroom, and noticed a bit of brown when I pulled down my panties. Now, I was really getting horny. My panties smelled so fucking good. Maybe if I smear a bit of the smelly, warm brown stuff on my nipples. Oh, that fucking feels so good. 

There’s a knock at the restroom door. He asks me if I could possibly hurry. I wonder if he can smell my pussy and ass? Should I? I tell him, the door isn’t locked. 

 

Written By: Delaney
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My Drenched Panties

 

I was on my way to my new boyfriends house this weekend to go on a date. I had stopped off at a bar first to meet up with one of my girlfriends for a drink to loosen up a bit. I got caught up in some traffic which totally sucked because I had to go to the bathroom.

I wiggled in my seat of my car, clenching my legs tight. Grabbing my pussy, holding it, pressing on it, was getting me so horny. I couldn’t hold back, I let out a little pee to release some pressure from my bladder, making a small wet spot in my panties. The warmth of it felt so good.

I couldn’t wait any longer. Not only was I turned on but I was super late and had to go to the bathroom. There was no way I was going to make it to a toilet in time.

I pulled over on the side of the road sticking my hands down my pants. I rubbed my clit so hard til I came, I let my hot piss flow into my hand and panties. My clit was feeling extra sensitive. I took my piss drenched panties and pulled them up between my pussy lips. Sighing with relief in many ways.

 

Written By: Carlee
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