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Dumbass

      Hi ya Dumbass!  I see you watching me.  You’re too brain dead to know I can tell when you’re watching me through my window, or sneaking into my house to watch me.

I noticed something odd when I was sitting on the toilet doing my morning business. There was a small peak hole in the door. LOSER! I might have even heard you oink when I pulled the toilet paper to wipe my adorable ass. Now I am sitting here and noticing things got rather messy, and I am out of toilet paper. Now, even the toilet won’t flush. I am beginning to wonder if this was all your doing. I know you’re still watching with your pathetic dick out.

I yell for you to come in. You’ve been waiting for this moment. I hear you oink some more, as you practically plunge your head in my toilet. You’re gulping down my shit and piss. You’re so excited, and oinking so loud, I fear you might pass out. Not yet Piggy, not before you clean my ass with your tongue. Then you need to lick up all around the dirty toilet and floor. OINK, OINK!

 

Written By: Teen Torrie
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Nasty Teen Slut Drinks Your Piss

I just love being treated like a nasty slut. Having my tiny body used and abused only makes my teen pussy wetter. I especially love those men that like to get really filthy and piss in my mouth. The feeling of that warm liquid shooting into my mouth and all over my face gets my little pussy wet.

I open wide and hold it while you fill my mouth up until it starts running over my bottom lip. I can hardly wait to drink it all down, but I play with it a little while first, swishing my tongue around in it and gargling. You love the way I look with a mouth full of your pee in my mouth.

Sometimes you dip your cock in there and make that golden nectar run down my little titties and stomach. I rub it all into my pussy. It feels so good to be nasty with you like that. I need more. Make me your little toilet, daddy!

 

Written By: Josie
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My Human Toilet

I know you are just craving what I have for you. You have a dirty little fetish that no one but me knows about. You love playing in piss and shit. You crave the smell, consistency and taste. I have been holding it all in for you. You are an extra lucky boy, because I am on my period.  Are you ready to earn your red wings and be my toilet?

When you come over, I am drinking a huge glass of water and eating some chili.  You are encouraging me to eat and drink all I can hold in my trim, sexy body. You are watching my mouth as I chew. I can see you are getting hard at the thought of it all. I undress and you watch as I push the candy kisses into my round ass. You are salivating and gasping.

I get on the floor and push my sexy ass out for you. You start by pulling the Tampax out of my pussy and sucking on it. It’s all over your face and you lick all you can that you can reach with your tongue. You are a little thirsty and beg for my hot piss. You want to take your time and savor it all, but you just can’t get the candy kisses in my ass off of your mind. You dig in your tongue as deep as you can. You use your tongue to remove the kisses. The more you move your tongue around, the more I fart, giving you my sweet perfume. You are moaning in excitement because you know what is coming next.

 

Written By: Valentina
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Piggy Says Feed me

        Oh hey, Piggy. I have a special treat just for your hungry, drooling mouth. I saw you watching me and my boyfriend fuck when you snuck back home. I wonder if your wife knows you missed work to sneak home to watch us. I could tell her, or you could do something for me.

My boyfriend is huge. I know you’re jealous, and wish you were that big. Sadly, you aren’t! My sweet fuck holes are sore from taking such a deep,  hard fucking. That is where you come in pervert.

First, start with my adorable flat chest. Lick the cum off my pink nipples. Next, drag your tongue down to my stretched out pussy. It’s super dirty, so lick out all the jizz. Yummy!

Now I have to pee, so open wide.  Next and most importantly, it’s time to take care of my sore asshole. Lick it nice and slow, slide in your tongue deep to get all the cum out.  Now if you’re good, I will have a treat for you. Just like a moist, fudgy brownie. Yum- yum!

 

 

Written By: Teen Torrie
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Oink For Torrie

I have a new caller and he snorts just like a piggy when he is excited. It is so fucking funny! Next time we talk I am going to let my friends listen in. Don’t tell! Until our call, he had no idea that he was a cock-sucking, shit piggy that loves all my fluids. I mean all of them! His favorite is my slimy green snot.

He doesn’t touch himself on our calls, because that would be just disrespectful. His words, not mine. The oink sounds though? I laughed so hard I almost snorted. Maybe my snorts would have given him more of my precious green snot. LMFAO!  I ‘m wondering now if he even has a winky because he never mentions it.

I wonder what he likes more? Cock or my slimy green snot? Not to mention my hard shit grapes that he roots for just like a Truffle Piggy.  I promised him I would stuff my cute little mouth with a whole lot of chili fries to give him what he really craves. That would be my wet, smelly, sloppy brown shower.

I didn’t mention yet his experience with cocks. That is because he is just now figuring out he is a cock sucking fag. For now, it’s all about my tasty shit, pee, cum and snot. A virtual buffet for the oinker.

 

Written By: Teen Torrie
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Your Mom Is A Cunt

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Your Mother is a stupid cunt who needs to be ended. You call me with your plan, but I need more. I can’t just straight out kill the fucking bitch. I need to do some extreme torture to get me going. 

I break into your house and drag you both into the basement. I wink at you and she is too terrified to even notice. I know she hates Asians and in her fear, she still manages to call me a Chink in her trembling voice. I make her dress in tight latex and she looks fucking ridiculous. I call her names, slap her, and grab her ugly tits. I pierce her nipples as she begs me to stop.

You’re wearing my panties and riding up and down on your dildo. I make the cunt watch you. She has spoiled herself and is now vomiting. What a useless pig she is. I shove dildos in both her holes. She screams in pain. I guess those holes hadn’t been used in ages.

I start up the chainsaw and begin cutting her limbs off. Fuck, there is a lot of blood. I am covered in it. Next comes her legs. I have to work fast now as I don’t want her to bleed out. She is losing so much blood and I see her eyes rolling back in her head. I finally show some mercy and make her suck on my gun for a bit. Then I blow her fucking head off.

Fuck, that was fun. Have a mom you can’t stand?  Let’s play!

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Written By: Malaya Maxxx
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My Little Faggot

I have a caller that goes by Little Eddie and he is such a cock sucking little faggot! He doesn’t mind me saying it because he knows that it’s 100% true and he’ll be the first one to tell you that! Once a queer, always a queer.

He’s been sucking dick and guzzling cum since he was young and has loved it ever since. He calls me his Queen and will do anything I tell him to do. I told him that after I had him clean my house from top to bottom, I would bring my girlfriends over so we can watch him take care of all the random guys we find for him to suck off. I’m sure his teeny tiny clit was throbbing just thinking about having all those hard pricks  to get off.

Little Eddie is a glutton for punishment though. He can’t help but talk back and loves having the men beat the hell out of him and then piss all over him when they’re done using him. He just loves being used. That’s the best part about Eddie. He knows exactly what he is and never minds showing it!

 

Written By: Raylin
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Let’s Get Nasty

I am the nastiest chick I know. Most of my friends are so picky about where and how they get off. Not me, if my cunt is wet, I don’t care where I am. I need to get off.

My friends and I went to a bar last night that is known for how gross it can get. The rule of thumb is not to use the bathroom unless you want to fuck, or just can’t hold it in. The fact that the place is so gross just gets me even hotter and wetter.

I locked eyes with this hot guy, and he actually dared me to meet him in the bathroom. A little mess and smell never turned me off when I needed a random fuck from a strange guy. By the time he made it in, I was so horny I was already fingering my juicy cunt. He wasn’t alone! He had several well built guys with him for me to fuck. A gang bang in a dirty loo? What a way to spend my night.

Get nasty with Harley. What a way to spend YOUR fucking night.

 

Written By: Harleyhttp://theklassykat.com/user_images/tkk_harley.jpg
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Kiss My Perfect Ass

   

  Have you ever seen such a perfect round ass? Of course you haven’t. Look how round, smooth, sexy and a bit dirty it is. Don’t be shy, I know that is just how you like it. Get down on your knees and spread my beautiful plump cheeks. Such a sexy, sweaty musky smell. Take your time and breath in the smells from my luscious ass.

I know you want to stroke your beautiful hard cock, but I need you to take your time. Pleasing me always comes first, then it is your turn.

Push your nose to my rosebud pucker and again more time before you plunge in your tongue. Of course, I smell amazing. It is the scent of a Goddess.  Now sweet boy, worship my ass. 

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Written By:  Tiffany
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Rinsing You

I have a caller that’s my own personal piggy bank… and he even oinks! He just loves when I do rinse calls with him and rape his wallet. He knows that a goddess like me is worth every dime that he spends. He’s such a fucking loser that any minute that I give him is worth another $100 from his bank account. As long as I remind him what a pathetic faggot he is, he keeps giving me money. He knows that’s the only thing he’s good for. That and eating shit. He’s a pro at that too. He swallows those turds, and I get to reap the benefits. He may be a worthless fuck with a tiny dick, but at least he knows his place with a woman like me. On his knees, and giving me all his money!

 

Written By: Charlotte
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