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Your Mom Is A Cunt

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Your Mother is a stupid cunt who needs to be ended. You call me with your plan, but I need more. I can’t just straight out kill the fucking bitch. I need to do some extreme torture to get me going. 

I break into your house and drag you both into the basement. I wink at you and she is too terrified to even notice. I know she hates Asians and in her fear, she still manages to call me a Chink in her trembling voice. I make her dress in tight latex and she looks fucking ridiculous. I call her names, slap her, and grab her ugly tits. I pierce her nipples as she begs me to stop.

You’re wearing my panties and riding up and down on your dildo. I make the cunt watch you. She has spoiled herself and is now vomiting. What a useless pig she is. I shove dildos in both her holes. She screams in pain. I guess those holes hadn’t been used in ages.

I start up the chainsaw and begin cutting her limbs off. Fuck, there is a lot of blood. I am covered in it. Next comes her legs. I have to work fast now as I don’t want her to bleed out. She is losing so much blood and I see her eyes rolling back in her head. I finally show some mercy and make her suck on my gun for a bit. Then I blow her fucking head off.

Fuck, that was fun. Have a mom you can’t stand?  Let’s play!

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Written By: Malaya Maxxx
Call  Malaya @ 1-866-659-8370
Email: malayamax@aol.com

 

 

My Little Faggot

I have a caller that goes by Little Eddie and he is such a cock sucking little faggot! He doesn’t mind me saying it because he knows that it’s 100% true and he’ll be the first one to tell you that! Once a queer, always a queer.

He’s been sucking dick and guzzling cum since he was young and has loved it ever since. He calls me his Queen and will do anything I tell him to do. I told him that after I had him clean my house from top to bottom, I would bring my girlfriends over so we can watch him take care of all the random guys we find for him to suck off. I’m sure his teeny tiny clit was throbbing just thinking about having all those hard pricks  to get off.

Little Eddie is a glutton for punishment though. He can’t help but talk back and loves having the men beat the hell out of him and then piss all over him when they’re done using him. He just loves being used. That’s the best part about Eddie. He knows exactly what he is and never minds showing it!

 

Written By: Raylin
Call Raylin @ 1-877-470-3647
Email: naughtyraylin4fun@aol.com

Let’s Get Nasty

I am the nastiest chick I know. Most of my friends are so picky about where and how they get off. Not me, if my cunt is wet, I don’t care where I am. I need to get off.

My friends and I went to a bar last night that is known for how gross it can get. The rule of thumb is not to use the bathroom unless you want to fuck, or just can’t hold it in. The fact that the place is so gross just gets me even hotter and wetter.

I locked eyes with this hot guy, and he actually dared me to meet him in the bathroom. A little mess and smell never turned me off when I needed a random fuck from a strange guy. By the time he made it in, I was so horny I was already fingering my juicy cunt. He wasn’t alone! He had several well built guys with him for me to fuck. A gang bang in a dirty loo? What a way to spend my night.

Get nasty with Harley. What a way to spend YOUR fucking night.

 

Written By: Harleyhttp://theklassykat.com/user_images/tkk_harley.jpg
Call  Harley @ 1-866-415-6699
Email:cumrideharleyphonesex@yahoo.com

Kiss My Perfect Ass

   

  Have you ever seen such a perfect round ass? Of course you haven’t. Look how round, smooth, sexy and a bit dirty it is. Don’t be shy, I know that is just how you like it. Get down on your knees and spread my beautiful plump cheeks. Such a sexy, sweaty musky smell. Take your time and breath in the smells from my luscious ass.

I know you want to stroke your beautiful hard cock, but I need you to take your time. Pleasing me always comes first, then it is your turn.

Push your nose to my rosebud pucker and again more time before you plunge in your tongue. Of course, I smell amazing. It is the scent of a Goddess.  Now sweet boy, worship my ass. 

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Written By:  Tiffany
Call Tiffany @ 1-866-794-8175

 

 

 

Rinsing You

I have a caller that’s my own personal piggy bank… and he even oinks! He just loves when I do rinse calls with him and rape his wallet. He knows that a goddess like me is worth every dime that he spends. He’s such a fucking loser that any minute that I give him is worth another $100 from his bank account. As long as I remind him what a pathetic faggot he is, he keeps giving me money. He knows that’s the only thing he’s good for. That and eating shit. He’s a pro at that too. He swallows those turds, and I get to reap the benefits. He may be a worthless fuck with a tiny dick, but at least he knows his place with a woman like me. On his knees, and giving me all his money!

 

Written By: Charlotte
Call Charlotte @ 1-888-759-3955
Email- AOL/Yahoo:  lust4charlotte

 

 

Wear My Shit, Loser!

You know what would look great on your loser face? MY SHIT! You wearing something so personal of mine would only prove to me that you are worthy of it.

After I slide my panties off, I will bend over and push out the hottest, nastiest shit from my beautiful asshole onto your pathetic face. I will smear my hot shit all over by pushing my ass against your face.

Honestly, you look so much better with your face completely covered with my smelly shit. In fact, I think we need to show you off to the world, so everyone can see you. I know once I invite all my hot girlfriends over they will laugh their asses off when they see how pathetic of a loser you really are. My friends are just as deviant as me so they will want to take turns using your face as a human toilet.

Admit it loser, your pitiful life is so much more meaningful now because of my ass and all the nasty things that come out of it.

 

Written By: Missy
Call  Missy @ 1-866-403-2903
Email:misbehavingmissy69@yahoo.com

 

 

 

Drink My Piss Bitch

This image has an empty alt attribute; its file name is r44-300x437-206x300.jpgGetting thirsty, aren’t you? You are the perfect toilet slave for me. Anything that comes out of my body is delicious, and you crave it. You might want to fuck me bitch, but we both know that will never happen. At first, you settled for my body fluids, but now you crave them.

It all began when we were out drinking at Greenwood Cemetery. I had to piss really bad from all the drinks, and I was looking for a spot that was secluded, but then I thought I would piss on one of the graves. You followed me and right before I went to squat, you slid under me with your mouth open. You licked me clean, and were so very fucking careful not to do anything I might hurt you for. You might be my friend, but my rules are just fucking that.

It was that time of the month, and you got an extra bloody treat from me. You fucking lost it. You just wanted more and more, and I was happy to supply you. I allowed you to move in with me, and I never needed to use the hard, cold toilet seat again.

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Written By: Malaya Maxxx
Call  Malaya @ 1-866-659-8370
Email: malayamax@aol.com

Oh Hey, Piggy Piggy Jonny T

                I have a new money piggy, and his name is Jonny T. He is fucking hysterical! I end every call and email with “now, fuck off”. Today I made him open his mouth so I could use him as my human toilet. The thing is, he doesn’t just put up with my shit and piss, but he actually loves it!   He even begs for it.

He doesn’t talk because he hides in the bathroom stall at work. Instead of talking, he oinks. Piggy, piggy oink oink! I can’t help but laugh, I mean who wouldn’t laugh?

Today I shit all over his face with my adorable little rosebud pucker. It was in his eyes, nose and stuck in his teeth. Then I gave him a special treat. His tongue in my ass getting my shit loosened me up a lot. So much that I had a big, brown shower for piggy. I wonder if he did that on purpose? I started at his face and went down his whole body. I then made him wank off in my shit. Sorry, not sorry!

While I was using his mouth for my toilet, I snagged his tablet. I made him give me his info, and logged onto his bank. By then he was begging for more shit. I gave myself a huge tip, which he approved because he wanted to eat more of my shit. I am such a bad, bratty Princess!

Hey Jonny, now fuck off!!

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Written By: Teen Torrie
Call Torrie @ 1-866-415-2934
Email- teentorrie@aol.com

Cum Dumpster Ted

I have a little white sissy faggot named Ted that calls me. He loves to worship his cocoa goddess and that includes sucking all the cum out of my stretched out gaping holes after I have a night out with some real men. Ted knows that he could never please me with that teeny little thing that hangs between his legs, so he plays clean up boy. You should hear the sounds that he makes while he’s tasting and swallowing all of that thick creamy jizz. He likes it straight from the source too. He’s an amazing little cocksucker and will bend over and take one in his pathetic little ass too as long as it’s big and black… that’s his favorite! He is the best little cum dumpster!

Written By: Juicy Jasmine
Call Jasmine @ 1-866-404-8498
Email- Aol/Yahoo:juicyjasmine4phone

Convenience Store Piggy

 

   Just when I thought I had heard and seen it all, along comes Philip. Ms. Cameron loves her sissy boys, especially when they take it to a whole new level. How do I even begin to describe the mess that is toilet face Philip. He is this mixed bag of “what the fuck did I just hear”?

First, shall I call him a he or a she? Very perplexing! Imagine you are traveling with your lover, and stop into a Stop and G0 for a bottle of water. Then you see it! A man wearing a pair of Daisy Dukes, heels and lipstick is standing at counter flirting with clerk.

I went to use the restroom but it was such a dirty mess, I just couldn’t. I guess he heard my conversation and offered his mouth up to me. Jokingly my friend asked if he would suck his cock as well. He was joking, but Cunty Face said he would love to, and even asked if he could lick my lover’s asshole. 

I could go on and one about him, but sometimes you just must hear it all from my beautiful mouth!

 

 

Written By: Cameron
Call Cameron @ 1-866-477-1044
Email- phonesexcameron@aol.com