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My Human Toilet

I know you are just craving what I have for you. You have a dirty little fetish that no one but me knows about. You love playing in piss and shit. You crave the smell, consistency and taste. I have been holding it all in for you. You are an extra lucky boy, because I am on my period.  Are you ready to earn your red wings and be my toilet?

When you come over, I am drinking a huge glass of water and eating some chili.  You are encouraging me to eat and drink all I can hold in my trim, sexy body. You are watching my mouth as I chew. I can see you are getting hard at the thought of it all. I undress and you watch as I push the candy kisses into my round ass. You are salivating and gasping.

I get on the floor and push my sexy ass out for you. You start by pulling the Tampax out of my pussy and sucking on it. It’s all over your face and you lick all you can that you can reach with your tongue. You are a little thirsty and beg for my hot piss. You want to take your time and savor it all, but you just can’t get the candy kisses in my ass off of your mind. You dig in your tongue as deep as you can. You use your tongue to remove the kisses. The more you move your tongue around, the more I fart, giving you my sweet perfume. You are moaning in excitement because you know what is coming next.

 

Written By: Valentina
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Piggy Says Feed me

        Oh hey, Piggy. I have a special treat just for your hungry, drooling mouth. I saw you watching me and my boyfriend fuck when you snuck back home. I wonder if your wife knows you missed work to sneak home to watch us. I could tell her, or you could do something for me.

My boyfriend is huge. I know you’re jealous, and wish you were that big. Sadly, you aren’t! My sweet fuck holes are sore from taking such a deep,  hard fucking. That is where you come in pervert.

First, start with my adorable flat chest. Lick the cum off my pink nipples. Next, drag your tongue down to my stretched out pussy. It’s super dirty, so lick out all the jizz. Yummy!

Now I have to pee, so open wide.  Next and most importantly, it’s time to take care of my sore asshole. Lick it nice and slow, slide in your tongue deep to get all the cum out.  Now if you’re good, I will have a treat for you. Just like a moist, fudgy brownie. Yum- yum!

 

 

Written By: Teen Torrie
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Oink For Torrie

I have a new caller and he snorts just like a piggy when he is excited. It is so fucking funny! Next time we talk I am going to let my friends listen in. Don’t tell! Until our call, he had no idea that he was a cock-sucking, shit piggy that loves all my fluids. I mean all of them! His favorite is my slimy green snot.

He doesn’t touch himself on our calls, because that would be just disrespectful. His words, not mine. The oink sounds though? I laughed so hard I almost snorted. Maybe my snorts would have given him more of my precious green snot. LMFAO!  I ‘m wondering now if he even has a winky because he never mentions it.

I wonder what he likes more? Cock or my slimy green snot? Not to mention my hard shit grapes that he roots for just like a Truffle Piggy.  I promised him I would stuff my cute little mouth with a whole lot of chili fries to give him what he really craves. That would be my wet, smelly, sloppy brown shower.

I didn’t mention yet his experience with cocks. That is because he is just now figuring out he is a cock sucking fag. For now, it’s all about my tasty shit, pee, cum and snot. A virtual buffet for the oinker.

 

Written By: Teen Torrie
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Torrie’s Special Candy

           I love an excuse to visit all the men in my neighborhood and Halloween is always an awesome excuse.  Men are such suckers when it comes to me and my adorable teen body. They’ll do anything to make me happy and get a taste of my sweet candy. 

Mr. Parker was first on the list. I knocked on his door and the perv let me in with a dirty smile. He knew just what I had for him so he quickly assumed the position. I put my adorable little asshole to his mouth and gave him the sweet perfume he craved. After that, he knew just what tasty little treat was coming. I made him beg for it. He was so excited he wrapped his lips around my tasty treat and he sucked it like a dick. I was about to give him something else to wash it down, but I decided to save it for the next house. 

Mr.  Smith was so anxious he was looking out his window for me. He asked if I had a special treat in my pussy for him. He laid on the floor and I sat on his face. My pussy was dripping from my boyfriend earlier. He was so excited to lick up the special treat from my boyfriend. Then he begged to wash it down with my cum piss. I was running out of tasty treats so I had to make a pit stop at Mr. Johnson’s house. 

He has the biggest, black dick I have ever seen in my life. I sure have seen a lot! I explained I needed a good, hard, fast ass fucking to get ready for Mr. James. I am a black cock whore and the bigger and fatter the better. After all my holes were plugged and filled I went to the next house. Mr. James had already texted me 10 times. Fuck, he was anxious for my jizz filled holes. 

I promised my daddy that I would stay in for Halloween. Give me a call, I have some extra special treats for you.

 

 

Written By: Teen Torrie
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Let’s Get Nasty

I am the nastiest chick I know. Most of my friends are so picky about where and how they get off. Not me, if my cunt is wet, I don’t care where I am. I need to get off.

My friends and I went to a bar last night that is known for how gross it can get. The rule of thumb is not to use the bathroom unless you want to fuck, or just can’t hold it in. The fact that the place is so gross just gets me even hotter and wetter.

I locked eyes with this hot guy, and he actually dared me to meet him in the bathroom. A little mess and smell never turned me off when I needed a random fuck from a strange guy. By the time he made it in, I was so horny I was already fingering my juicy cunt. He wasn’t alone! He had several well built guys with him for me to fuck. A gang bang in a dirty loo? What a way to spend my night.

Get nasty with Harley. What a way to spend YOUR fucking night.

 

Written By: Harleyhttp://theklassykat.com/user_images/tkk_harley.jpg
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Dirty Dakota

I’m the type of girl who isn’t afraid to get dirty. A little dirt don’t hurt. Whether it’s getting dirty outdoors, or in between the sheets, I like to have fun and get nasty.

My guy friend and I went to his Uncles camp for a little joy riding on his 4 wheelers. Feeling the power and vibration between my legs all day, made me extremely horny.

We stopped at a secluded area so we could take a break. My mind was on sex and I knew he wanted it to. Since I was dirty from driving in the mud puddles at full speed, I wanted to do dirty things to him.

We both undressed. I got down on my knees and licked his balls. I moved my lips to his cock and sucked his cock until he almost came in my mouth. I then asked him to turn around. I buried my face in his ass and tongue fucked his asshole, while massaging his big balls. He reciprocated, and his tongue felt amazing in my ass. 

After a hot session of ass play, he bent me over the muddy 4 wheeler and pounded my pussy with his big cock. It was a fun day!

Would like to get down and dirty with me?

 

Written By: Dakota
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Jerk Off Boy

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I have a new caller and I call him Jerk Off Boy. He loves jerking off for my friends and I. Not just my girlfriends, but my guy friends too. Jerk Off Boy doesn’t care if you’re male or female, he just wants to jerk off for you. He also loves jizz, I mean he craves it. He can’t get enough, and he begs for it during our sessions.

He loves rimming my sexy, round ass. Between the slurps, I can hear him in a sort of mumbling way that he wants cock. Of course, I always want to please my men, so I text some of my fuck buddies to come over. He is so funny! He will tell me he wants to fuck my ass while he is being fucked in his. The thing is, he doesn’t want to fuck me for very long before he buries his tongue in my ass. He simply needs his ass fucked by a big, thick dick while he rims me. Jerk Off Boy is very entertaining in a hysterically funny sort of way.

Once his holes are all filled with hot, sticky jizz, and his tongue tastes like my sexy ass, he begs for more. When it comes to cock, jizz and my tasty asshole, I don’t think Jerk Off Boy is ever satisfied. When he begs for my strap-on, I know what he really wants. That is a big , thick, hard, sexy cock to fill his holes. 

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Written By:  Tiffany
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Kiss My Perfect Ass

   

  Have you ever seen such a perfect round ass? Of course you haven’t. Look how round, smooth, sexy and a bit dirty it is. Don’t be shy, I know that is just how you like it. Get down on your knees and spread my beautiful plump cheeks. Such a sexy, sweaty musky smell. Take your time and breath in the smells from my luscious ass.

I know you want to stroke your beautiful hard cock, but I need you to take your time. Pleasing me always comes first, then it is your turn.

Push your nose to my rosebud pucker and again more time before you plunge in your tongue. Of course, I smell amazing. It is the scent of a Goddess.  Now sweet boy, worship my ass. 

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Written By:  Tiffany
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Drink My Piss Bitch

This image has an empty alt attribute; its file name is r44-300x437-206x300.jpgGetting thirsty, aren’t you? You are the perfect toilet slave for me. Anything that comes out of my body is delicious, and you crave it. You might want to fuck me bitch, but we both know that will never happen. At first, you settled for my body fluids, but now you crave them.

It all began when we were out drinking at Greenwood Cemetery. I had to piss really bad from all the drinks, and I was looking for a spot that was secluded, but then I thought I would piss on one of the graves. You followed me and right before I went to squat, you slid under me with your mouth open. You licked me clean, and were so very fucking careful not to do anything I might hurt you for. You might be my friend, but my rules are just fucking that.

It was that time of the month, and you got an extra bloody treat from me. You fucking lost it. You just wanted more and more, and I was happy to supply you. I allowed you to move in with me, and I never needed to use the hard, cold toilet seat again.

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Written By: Malaya Maxxx
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Oh Hey, Piggy Piggy Jonny T

                I have a new money piggy, and his name is Jonny T. He is fucking hysterical! I end every call and email with “now, fuck off”. Today I made him open his mouth so I could use him as my human toilet. The thing is, he doesn’t just put up with my shit and piss, but he actually loves it!   He even begs for it.

He doesn’t talk because he hides in the bathroom stall at work. Instead of talking, he oinks. Piggy, piggy oink oink! I can’t help but laugh, I mean who wouldn’t laugh?

Today I shit all over his face with my adorable little rosebud pucker. It was in his eyes, nose and stuck in his teeth. Then I gave him a special treat. His tongue in my ass getting my shit loosened me up a lot. So much that I had a big, brown shower for piggy. I wonder if he did that on purpose? I started at his face and went down his whole body. I then made him wank off in my shit. Sorry, not sorry!

While I was using his mouth for my toilet, I snagged his tablet. I made him give me his info, and logged onto his bank. By then he was begging for more shit. I gave myself a huge tip, which he approved because he wanted to eat more of my shit. I am such a bad, bratty Princess!

Hey Jonny, now fuck off!!

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Written By: Teen Torrie
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