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Let’s Get Nasty

I am the nastiest chick I know. Most of my friends are so picky about where and how they get off. Not me, if my cunt is wet, I don’t care where I am. I need to get off.

My friends and I went to a bar last night that is known for how gross it can get. The rule of thumb is not to use the bathroom unless you want to fuck, or just can’t hold it in. The fact that the place is so gross just gets me even hotter and wetter.

I locked eyes with this hot guy, and he actually dared me to meet him in the bathroom. A little mess and smell never turned me off when I needed a random fuck from a strange guy. By the time he made it in, I was so horny I was already fingering my juicy cunt. He wasn’t alone! He had several well built guys with him for me to fuck. A gang bang in a dirty loo? What a way to spend my night.

Get nasty with Harley. What a way to spend YOUR fucking night.

 

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Dirty Dakota

I’m the type of girl who isn’t afraid to get dirty. A little dirt don’t hurt. Whether it’s getting dirty outdoors, or in between the sheets, I like to have fun and get nasty.

My guy friend and I went to his Uncles camp for a little joy riding on his 4 wheelers. Feeling the power and vibration between my legs all day, made me extremely horny.

We stopped at a secluded area so we could take a break. My mind was on sex and I knew he wanted it to. Since I was dirty from driving in the mud puddles at full speed, I wanted to do dirty things to him.

We both undressed. I got down on my knees and licked his balls. I moved my lips to his cock and sucked his cock until he almost came in my mouth. I then asked him to turn around. I buried my face in his ass and tongue fucked his asshole, while massaging his big balls. He reciprocated, and his tongue felt amazing in my ass. 

After a hot session of ass play, he bent me over the muddy 4 wheeler and pounded my pussy with his big cock. It was a fun day!

Would like to get down and dirty with me?

 

Written By: Dakota
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Jerk Off Boy

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I have a new caller and I call him Jerk Off Boy. He loves jerking off for my friends and I. Not just my girlfriends, but my guy friends too. Jerk Off Boy doesn’t care if you’re male or female, he just wants to jerk off for you. He also loves jizz, I mean he craves it. He can’t get enough, and he begs for it during our sessions.

He loves rimming my sexy, round ass. Between the slurps, I can hear him in a sort of mumbling way that he wants cock. Of course, I always want to please my men, so I text some of my fuck buddies to come over. He is so funny! He will tell me he wants to fuck my ass while he is being fucked in his. The thing is, he doesn’t want to fuck me for very long before he buries his tongue in my ass. He simply needs his ass fucked by a big, thick dick while he rims me. Jerk Off Boy is very entertaining in a hysterically funny sort of way.

Once his holes are all filled with hot, sticky jizz, and his tongue tastes like my sexy ass, he begs for more. When it comes to cock, jizz and my tasty asshole, I don’t think Jerk Off Boy is ever satisfied. When he begs for my strap-on, I know what he really wants. That is a big , thick, hard, sexy cock to fill his holes. 

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Written By:  Tiffany
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Kiss My Perfect Ass

   

  Have you ever seen such a perfect round ass? Of course you haven’t. Look how round, smooth, sexy and a bit dirty it is. Don’t be shy, I know that is just how you like it. Get down on your knees and spread my beautiful plump cheeks. Such a sexy, sweaty musky smell. Take your time and breath in the smells from my luscious ass.

I know you want to stroke your beautiful hard cock, but I need you to take your time. Pleasing me always comes first, then it is your turn.

Push your nose to my rosebud pucker and again more time before you plunge in your tongue. Of course, I smell amazing. It is the scent of a Goddess.  Now sweet boy, worship my ass. 

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Written By:  Tiffany
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Drink My Piss Bitch

This image has an empty alt attribute; its file name is r44-300x437-206x300.jpgGetting thirsty, aren’t you? You are the perfect toilet slave for me. Anything that comes out of my body is delicious, and you crave it. You might want to fuck me bitch, but we both know that will never happen. At first, you settled for my body fluids, but now you crave them.

It all began when we were out drinking at Greenwood Cemetery. I had to piss really bad from all the drinks, and I was looking for a spot that was secluded, but then I thought I would piss on one of the graves. You followed me and right before I went to squat, you slid under me with your mouth open. You licked me clean, and were so very fucking careful not to do anything I might hurt you for. You might be my friend, but my rules are just fucking that.

It was that time of the month, and you got an extra bloody treat from me. You fucking lost it. You just wanted more and more, and I was happy to supply you. I allowed you to move in with me, and I never needed to use the hard, cold toilet seat again.

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Written By: Malaya Maxxx
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Oh Hey, Piggy Piggy Jonny T

                I have a new money piggy, and his name is Jonny T. He is fucking hysterical! I end every call and email with “now, fuck off”. Today I made him open his mouth so I could use him as my human toilet. The thing is, he doesn’t just put up with my shit and piss, but he actually loves it!   He even begs for it.

He doesn’t talk because he hides in the bathroom stall at work. Instead of talking, he oinks. Piggy, piggy oink oink! I can’t help but laugh, I mean who wouldn’t laugh?

Today I shit all over his face with my adorable little rosebud pucker. It was in his eyes, nose and stuck in his teeth. Then I gave him a special treat. His tongue in my ass getting my shit loosened me up a lot. So much that I had a big, brown shower for piggy. I wonder if he did that on purpose? I started at his face and went down his whole body. I then made him wank off in my shit. Sorry, not sorry!

While I was using his mouth for my toilet, I snagged his tablet. I made him give me his info, and logged onto his bank. By then he was begging for more shit. I gave myself a huge tip, which he approved because he wanted to eat more of my shit. I am such a bad, bratty Princess!

Hey Jonny, now fuck off!!

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Written By: Teen Torrie
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Convenience Store Piggy

 

   Just when I thought I had heard and seen it all, along comes Philip. Ms. Cameron loves her sissy boys, especially when they take it to a whole new level. How do I even begin to describe the mess that is toilet face Philip. He is this mixed bag of “what the fuck did I just hear”?

First, shall I call him a he or a she? Very perplexing! Imagine you are traveling with your lover, and stop into a Stop and G0 for a bottle of water. Then you see it! A man wearing a pair of Daisy Dukes, heels and lipstick is standing at counter flirting with clerk.

I went to use the restroom but it was such a dirty mess, I just couldn’t. I guess he heard my conversation and offered his mouth up to me. Jokingly my friend asked if he would suck his cock as well. He was joking, but Cunty Face said he would love to, and even asked if he could lick my lover’s asshole. 

I could go on and one about him, but sometimes you just must hear it all from my beautiful mouth!

 

 

Written By: Cameron
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Horsey Play Phone Sex

I bet the title of my blog intrigued you, didn’t it? You’re probably thinking a slut like me with a 4 legged friend. Not quite.

BEND OVER BITCH!

I have my anal plug in my ass, attached is a long horse tail. Here’s the fun part…. when I start fucking you with my huge black strap-on, my horsey tail starts flapping against me. It gets me turned on so I start fucking your tight ass harder. I love making you my little fuck toy and stretching your asshole with my black cock.

When I’m pounding you, I reach around and drill my butt plug deeper in me so I cover it with all my dirty ass juices. I remove it from my ass and shove it in your mouth. Now you have both of your holes filled, faggot.

Horsey Play Phone Sex with me is so rough. When I hear your whimpers, It gives me more HORSE power to fuck you deeper.

 

Written By: Olivia
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