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Santa’s Naughty List

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Who is with me this year on making the naughty list?  This year was so fucked, but I still managed to make it to the top of Santa’s naughty list. I am very fucking good at being so very fucking bad. I tried to social distance but my cunt needs to be filled with lots of strange cock. 

I’ve been bringing men home and sneaking them in to hide it from my boring roomies. Last night we got a bit loud. Stacy was the only one here, as the others went home for the holidays. She kept banging on my door and it was really distracting me. I thought maybe if she had some fun with us, she would shut the fuck up.

  I knocked on her door telling her I had her favorite drink, Eggnog. Fucking gross!  I added a little surprise pill to help us loosen her up.  Before long, she was begging to be fucked by my hookups huge black cock. Things got a little rough, and she sort of banged her head.  Tyrone was in a mood and he pissed all over her face to try and wake her up. Nope, out fucking cold.

Well fuck!! What do we do now?  I texted some of my men friends to see if they wanted to have some fun. No one really likes her, but she is sort of hot in a librarian sort of way. About 20 showed up, and we set up the cameras. This is going to be nasty fucking fun. 

Want to know what happened once we got started?  Call me, and let’s have some nasty fun.

 

Written By: Harleyhttp://theklassykat.com/user_images/tkk_harley.jpg
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Goodbye Santa

          http://www.smittenkittens.net/Journal/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/b993c582269053be0df9f40bb6bca9f9.jpg      I  went and had a few drinks after my Burlesque show before my late night plans. This man in a Santa suit was really getting on my fucking nerves. I was feeling wicked and decided to make him my evening plans.

I invited him to have a few drinks with me and slipped something in it. He was feeling dizzy and walked out to the dark alley. My potion worked and soon, he was a slight 2 inches tall.  Poor wee man. I spiked him with my stiletto heel, picked him up and put him in my purse. He should have a blast with all the sharp implements in my leather purse.

Once at my loft, I let him lose on my floor. My cats were chasing him and I told him he better run fast if he wants to survive. The cameras were on and my friends were making bets on his survival. This really was fucking hysterical to watch. The terror in his tiny eyes was making me excited and my pussy needed some attention.

I couldn’t leave my little man alone as he might have gotten eaten or lost. I took my hot glue gun and glued him to the tip of my vibe. I think I heard him scream in pain from the hot glue. Once it cooled, I began to fuck myself. I came so fucking hard, that it drowned the wee man. I guess the only thing left to do was pee him out and flush him.

 

Written By: Malaya Maxxx
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Christmas Comes But Once A year

   

  It’s that time of the year for friends, parties, and lots of good cheer.  This year is a bit unusual for many with no large gatherings. I have always liked small, intimate gatherings much more.  My son is home from college with a few of his friends in tow. How I love having a full house of young men with their sweat, smell and raging hormones.

  I went shopping and filled the house with all their favorite treats.  These young men will certainly need their energy! Yes, there’s a wicked smile on my sexy, full red lips. 

My boys arrived and after we kissed and hugged, they went to their rooms to clean up a bit before dinner. I think we drank a bit more than we ate. Everyone was laughing, joking and flirting with me. Did I mention how much I love a house full of sexy, young men? About 1 am we all reluctantly went to bed. The booze hit us all and it was a long day.

I woke up to see two of the boys standing by the side of my bed. I was half asleep but I know what I saw. It was two big, thick, hard young cocks. I smiled, pulled off the sheets, and invited them into my bed. 

Just because Christmas cums once a year, you don’t have too!

 

Written By: Suzanne
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Oink For Torrie

I have a new caller and he snorts just like a piggy when he is excited. It is so fucking funny! Next time we talk I am going to let my friends listen in. Don’t tell! Until our call, he had no idea that he was a cock-sucking, shit piggy that loves all my fluids. I mean all of them! His favorite is my slimy green snot.

He doesn’t touch himself on our calls, because that would be just disrespectful. His words, not mine. The oink sounds though? I laughed so hard I almost snorted. Maybe my snorts would have given him more of my precious green snot. LMFAO!  I ‘m wondering now if he even has a winky because he never mentions it.

I wonder what he likes more? Cock or my slimy green snot? Not to mention my hard shit grapes that he roots for just like a Truffle Piggy.  I promised him I would stuff my cute little mouth with a whole lot of chili fries to give him what he really craves. That would be my wet, smelly, sloppy brown shower.

I didn’t mention yet his experience with cocks. That is because he is just now figuring out he is a cock sucking fag. For now, it’s all about my tasty shit, pee, cum and snot. A virtual buffet for the oinker.

 

Written By: Teen Torrie
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Torrie’s Special Candy

           I love an excuse to visit all the men in my neighborhood and Halloween is always an awesome excuse.  Men are such suckers when it comes to me and my adorable teen body. They’ll do anything to make me happy and get a taste of my sweet candy. 

Mr. Parker was first on the list. I knocked on his door and the perv let me in with a dirty smile. He knew just what I had for him so he quickly assumed the position. I put my adorable little asshole to his mouth and gave him the sweet perfume he craved. After that, he knew just what tasty little treat was coming. I made him beg for it. He was so excited he wrapped his lips around my tasty treat and he sucked it like a dick. I was about to give him something else to wash it down, but I decided to save it for the next house. 

Mr.  Smith was so anxious he was looking out his window for me. He asked if I had a special treat in my pussy for him. He laid on the floor and I sat on his face. My pussy was dripping from my boyfriend earlier. He was so excited to lick up the special treat from my boyfriend. Then he begged to wash it down with my cum piss. I was running out of tasty treats so I had to make a pit stop at Mr. Johnson’s house. 

He has the biggest, black dick I have ever seen in my life. I sure have seen a lot! I explained I needed a good, hard, fast ass fucking to get ready for Mr. James. I am a black cock whore and the bigger and fatter the better. After all my holes were plugged and filled I went to the next house. Mr. James had already texted me 10 times. Fuck, he was anxious for my jizz filled holes. 

I promised my daddy that I would stay in for Halloween. Give me a call, I have some extra special treats for you.

 

 

Written By: Teen Torrie
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Spend a Depraved Halloween With Ivy

To me, every day is Halloween. When you do something every day you become rather fucking excellent at it.  There is no angel on one shoulder and devil on the other. With me, it is pure devil. Not that anything about me is pure.

What do you get when you call me? You get a depraved, twisted, filthy, deviant, extreme session. One that you will never forget, and possibly hate yourself in the morning for your thoughts.

You arrive at my house. It’s dark, and almost looks like there is no one home. You can hear music, screams and sobbing. You wonder if you even have the right place. It sounds like no party you’ve ever attended. You’re scared, yet titillated at the same time. I invite you in, and show you to the party favors. You decline at first wanting to keep your wits about you, but then decide to live for just once.

I take you down a dark stairway to my basement. The sounds are getting much louder. We walk past some dancers, but they’re not for you. They are too old for your taste. Tastes you’ve kept hidden for so long. I take you to the toy room. The live dolls are dressed in many styles to fit your pedo desires. Some are dressed like me, some as schoolgirls, some as cheerleaders and so on. You’re interested, but in that room the girls are rather mundane.

There is another room, but it seems very quiet. You’re curious so I take you in there. You can’t believe what you see. In your wildest dreams you never thought you would or could go there, but you are. I tell you to take your pick. You are shaking, and turn around to leave. You can’t do this. You stand at the doorway. You turn around, and pick your girl. I smile, and begin to touch my dripping cunt. Nothing gets me more excited than taking someone to the dark side.

 

 Written By: Poison Ivy
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Mean Girls Burn Especially On Halloween

       Guess who the fuck is coming over for my Halloween party? You are going to just love this. It is the boring fat bitch who always tries to be friends with us. Remember on your birthday you fucked her and she oinked like a pig? 

I have a devious and twisted plan for Halloween night. Don’t I always? I am going to tell her you will be there and really want to see her. I will even tell her you have a thing for her. I’m telling her to dress in a sexy, latex nurse uniform. Imagine all the fat rolls in that? I’m going to have lots of food and you know she won’t be able to resist. I’m even going to tell her I have a girl crush on her and just can’t wait to sink my lips into all that fat.

When you arrive, she is giving me a lap dance. Well, at least attempting too.  You act so impressed by her. You also leave my front door open. You tell her how perfect she is and suggest she eat a little more. You squeeze her fat rolls and slowly undress her. I’m trying not to laugh as you roll your eyes when you look my way. You’re fucking her fat ass face when we hear the laughter. 

10 more of my friends have shown up for the party. They guys make remarks about how hot she is and they wish they could have a turn. I talk her into letting them gang bang her fat ass. She hesitates but knows if she wants to be friends with mean girls she has no choice. We’re laughing and drinking as we listen to her making pig sounds. 

This Halloween party with Harley and her mean friends.

 

 

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A Dark, Quiet Hotel

   

   It began as a rather boring night. My hotel is usually packed with Halloween parties, but not this year.  It was just me at reception, and a few of the staff. No room service, but when asked nicely, I will help our guest with their needs.

We had a handful of people with reservations due to arrive soon. It was storming out, and the lights were flickering. After our last quests checked in, I locked us in for the night and went to my room. 

I was just about to enjoy a hot bubble bath and a glass of wine when the lights went out. I lite some candles and got in the tub. My cell was by my side in case any of the guests needed me. I was toweling off when a frantic guest called me.

I dressed and went to find him. I was very confused since as far as I knew there was no guest in room 333. I knocked with no answer. I knocked yet again, then let myself in. Still no one. 

I could see what the problem might be. The sheets on his bed looked horrible. Gray with red streaks. What in the world? I grabbed some clean ones and began changing his sheets. I thought I heard someone there. There was no one in the room but me. Then I felt hands on my body, as my face was pushed into the mattress. I was getting rather annoyed. I was getting a very needed hard, hot fucking but with whom? Whenever I would turn to look, there was no one there. He pounded me till I could barely walk. It was one of the best fucks I have ever had.

I woke up in room 333 alone. I was sore, wet, and cum was dripping from all my holes. The lights were back on. I went to my room to clean up before going to reception.  I checked the books, inquired about the man in 333.  Much to my surprise, I was told there was no room 333.

No Halloween plans? Spend it with me, and give me the ghost fuck of my life. 

 

Written By: Valentina
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Trick Or Treat, Give Me Something Big To Eat

    

All the Halloween parties have been canceled. I am so sad as I just want to dress up and have some fun. My older cousin told me not to worry because he and his older friends have something planned. He explained it will be at a secret location and I would have to be blindfolded. This is sounding exciting!  

     I picked out a sexy but scary costume and got ready for him to pick me up. Once we were in the car, he put a blindfold on me and we were off. He gave me a few shots to get me in the spirit. I never need anything to get me into the spirit of anything fun. We drove for awhile and he seemed to be making a lot of turns. Where were we going?

We finally arrived and Cousin James helped me in. I could hear music, laughing and basic party sounds. This is going to be so much fucking fun. Funny thing was I only heard guys. I can live with that!  More cock for me. 

I began to finally remove my blindfold, but James stopped me. He said he had a big surprise for me. I love big things, I mean surprises.  He took me downstairs, the voices were even louder. He finally removed my blindfold and there was so many men. They had on Halloween masks, but I could recognize some of them by their voice and bodies. As far as I could tell, my whole phone sex family was there. Daddy, uncles, cousins, and even my gramps. What sort of weird party is this?

Suddenly hands were all over me, ripping at my costume till I was naked. They were in a line which went out the door. As soon as one was finished, another pushed into one of my tight, underage, fuckholes. I love fucking, but I sort of was in the mood to dance, drink and party.

By the end of the night, I was covered in jizz. It wasn’t the Halloween I was used too, but I had a fucking blast with my family.

 

 

Written By: Delaney
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Country Sluts Do It Better

I had such a hot call this morning! My caller wanted me to be a really nasty country girl.

He caught me out in the barn late at night playing with one of my favorite big dick friends. I couldn’t help myself. Sometimes a girl just needs something huge stretching her holes. The problem was, my “friend” was a prized possession of my daddy’s, and his trusted foreman had just caught me with that giant cock down my throat! Luckily for me, what he really wanted was raunchy fun in exchange for his silence.

He joined in, pushing me back down to my knees in the dirty stall, and fucking me from behind while I pleased that monster dick. Holy fuck, was it awesome! Being pulled and tugged from one cock to the other. That was one threesome that I had never been in before and it was so fucking hot!

The best part was once all was said and done, I had a cream filled pussy and a hot load of cum directly to the face. What more could you ask for?

 

Written By: Ashton
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