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All You Want For Christmas…..

Happy Holiday’s Losers!

Only I know what you really want for Christmas. No one knows the real you like I do. They would be shocked to know that all you want is my shit and farts. You’re so addicted, aren’t you faggot?

I can picture your ultimate Christmas with me. You run to your stocking with your name on it-“Loser,” of course. You reach into your big, red stocking and find a glass bottle. I instruct you to open it and take a big whiff. It’s just what a pathetic loser like you has been hoping for all year long. I bottled up my farts just for you.

I’m feeling extra generous this year and I am going to smother your  pathetic face with my gorgeous ass while I give you a brown and yellow Christmas treat.

 

Show me how much you care!

 

Written By: Missy
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Email:misbehavingmissy69@yahoo.com

 

 

 

 

 

Torrie’s Special Candy

           I love an excuse to visit all the men in my neighborhood and Halloween is always an awesome excuse.  Men are such suckers when it comes to me and my adorable teen body. They’ll do anything to make me happy and get a taste of my sweet candy. 

Mr. Parker was first on the list. I knocked on his door and the perv let me in with a dirty smile. He knew just what I had for him so he quickly assumed the position. I put my adorable little asshole to his mouth and gave him the sweet perfume he craved. After that, he knew just what tasty little treat was coming. I made him beg for it. He was so excited he wrapped his lips around my tasty treat and he sucked it like a dick. I was about to give him something else to wash it down, but I decided to save it for the next house. 

Mr.  Smith was so anxious he was looking out his window for me. He asked if I had a special treat in my pussy for him. He laid on the floor and I sat on his face. My pussy was dripping from my boyfriend earlier. He was so excited to lick up the special treat from my boyfriend. Then he begged to wash it down with my cum piss. I was running out of tasty treats so I had to make a pit stop at Mr. Johnson’s house. 

He has the biggest, black dick I have ever seen in my life. I sure have seen a lot! I explained I needed a good, hard, fast ass fucking to get ready for Mr. James. I am a black cock whore and the bigger and fatter the better. After all my holes were plugged and filled I went to the next house. Mr. James had already texted me 10 times. Fuck, he was anxious for my jizz filled holes. 

I promised my daddy that I would stay in for Halloween. Give me a call, I have some extra special treats for you.

 

 

Written By: Teen Torrie
Call Torrie @ 1-866-415-2934
Email- teentorrie@aol.com

 

 

Voluptuous Ass Needs Servant

I need a real man who can worship my beautiful voluptuous ass. I want someone who isn’t afraid to tongue fuck my tight, puckered hole deep. I want your face pressed against my cheeks as I twerk my ass all over your face. Feel my smooth ass cheeks bouncing off your mouth.

Go ahead and slide your hungry tongue inside. I’m in total control, and I will decided when you need to go deeper. I will reach back to grab your head and shove it as far as it will possibly go into my asshole. The only thing you’ll be breathing in is my sweet ass juices.

Just when you think your tongue can’t handle it anymore, and it feels like it’s going to fall off, is when I give you a nice big surprise! There will be hours of cleanup. Do you think you can handle being my ass servant?

 

Written By: Faith
Call  Faith @ 1-888-372-9750
Email- cumtobedwithfaith@yahoo.com

 

Wear My Shit, Loser!

You know what would look great on your loser face? MY SHIT! You wearing something so personal of mine would only prove to me that you are worthy of it.

After I slide my panties off, I will bend over and push out the hottest, nastiest shit from my beautiful asshole onto your pathetic face. I will smear my hot shit all over by pushing my ass against your face.

Honestly, you look so much better with your face completely covered with my smelly shit. In fact, I think we need to show you off to the world, so everyone can see you. I know once I invite all my hot girlfriends over they will laugh their asses off when they see how pathetic of a loser you really are. My friends are just as deviant as me so they will want to take turns using your face as a human toilet.

Admit it loser, your pitiful life is so much more meaningful now because of my ass and all the nasty things that come out of it.

 

Written By: Missy
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Email:misbehavingmissy69@yahoo.com

 

 

 

Missy’s Pig!

HA HA HA!

I love owning all my little money fuck pigs. Look what I had my piggy do while he was suppose to be working! He can’t concentrate on anything else but making his Goddess happy. My loser pig is too busy worshiping my dirty ass and taking dick selfies so the whole world knows that I own his pathetic, faggot ass. He knows I have 100 percent complete control over him and his wallet. It’s so much fun to laugh at him and spend all of his money! LOSER!

 

Written By: Missy
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Email:misbehavingmissy69@yahoo.com

 

Are You Ass Worthy?

Are you worthy of my gorgeous ass? Do you think I let any loser just touch, squeeze or grab it? The answer is no. You will never be fortunate enough to have that luxury of rubbing your grimy hands all over my cute, little butt. You’ll  never be lifting my skirt and getting a handful of my ass in your hands as well.

Maybe you’ll never have my ass intimately but are you a worthy loser to have what’s inside my asshole?  Do you have what it takes to thoroughly clean my dirty ass, and leave nothing behind? You have a lot to prove to me before I decide to squat over your face and let it all go.

I’m going to need the perfect loser who can handle a mouthful of shit, and thick, ropes of cum dripping from my beautiful asshole. Ahh yes, a real man will have the ultimate pleasure of fucking my ass, and then there’s you….the pathetic clean up faggot.

Once I hear your desperate loser voice, I’ll decide if you’re ass worthy or not.

 

 

Written By: Missy
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Email:misbehavingmissy69@yahoo.com

 

Blackmailing a New Loser

I turned {JT} into my ass licking loser yesterday. He got the privilege of eating my good tasting shit. I just don’t let anyone eat my dirty ass but he was so pathetic that I thought I would be nice for a change. I also made him suck big, black cocks. That faggot was getting his mouth and his asshole stretched with some BBC. Little does he know that I recorded everything! I’m thinking his wife, friends and co-workers would be completely shocked to know that JT loves eating my shit, and getting his loser holes drilled with black dick. They don’t know him like I do. He begs me not to say or do anything, so I tell him I’ll keep quiet (for now) so I wallet rape him instead. He knows when he sees his bank account the next day that I am the real deal. Just wait, I have so much more in store for you.

He emailed me this today:

Heya, Just looked at my account balance, love it!

 

Written By: Missy
Call  Missy @ 1-866-403-2903
Email:misbehavingmissy69@yahoo.com