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Pucker Up, Jizz Breath

       

I have a tasty surprise for you, and I know you crave it.  Come closer, jizz breath.  Can you see what is dripping out of my perfect little fuck holes? Looks tasty, doesn’t it?

      Not yet, you know you must beg for it.  Then I want you to squeal like a little piggy! Now put your nose to my dripping, little holes and smell. Giggles. Would you look at that tiny thing all excited. 

No hands, please. Use that tongue, and lick me clean. Keep on licking and sucking because there just might be a very special surprise or two. You know what happens to me after getting my adorable ass pounded. Put your mouth on my sweet little pucker and wait for your chocolate treat. 

I guess all that licking and sucking made you thirsty. Open wide, loser! 

 

Written By: Torrie
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Beg For It

           Wet, hot and tangy and you fucking crave it. It began with a few cold beers and then you eating my pussy. You were doing a more than passable job, but I had to piss. I could have gotten up, but why when your mouth was right there. I cared little about your feelings, so I just pissed in your mouth. You said nothing and when I was done, I made you leave. 

         I called you later that night as I wanted more. You quickly came over and began licking me again. Did I hear you right? Did you ask me to piss in your fucking mouth? 

Then I demanded you rim me. Not just a lick, get your tongue in all the way. Taste and savor all of me. The more you tongued me, the more I felt like I owned you. I wasn’t just going to give it to you, I needed you to beg for it.

You tongue lapped up my juices, you felt how silky smooth my asshole is. You pushed your tongue as far as you could. Then you began to beg for it.  You pleaded for just a little taste. 

I pushed you to your knees and told you to tilt your head back. I hovered above your face and gave you just what you craved.

Then I told you to get the fuck out of my house. 

          

Written By: Malaya Maxxx
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Snowballing

Merry Christmas. Happy Holidays and all the stuff. I have some very special gifts for all my favorite men. Can you guess what it is? 

I know one special person who loves me to drip hot, sticky cum into his hungry mouth. It’s the time of giving after all, so it needs to be special. Get on your knees and tilt your head back. I’m doing my own version of a snowball. Dripping hot cum right into your mouth from my hot pussy.  Drink it up!

I have another naughty boy who loves to lick me clean from my face all the way down to my dirty little feet. I do walk barefoot a lot. 

Then there is the dirtiest, naughtiest boys of them all. You know who you are. Suck on my dirty dildo for a treat. You never know just where it has been.

My bathroom is rather cold today and so is my toilet seat. You certainly don’t expect my perfect, pale, round ass to sit on a cold toilet seat? Of course, you don’t.

 

Written By: Delaney
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Email- teendelaney@yahoo.com

 

Delaney’s Special Massage

         

         

   I’m a very busy girl between work and school, so sometimes I just feel exhausted. My daddy always laughs at that, saying I’m much too young to be so tired. If daddy only knew the things I get up too. 

My whole body was sore from gymnastics and I really needed a long massage. There is this place on Elm that advertises massages. It’s a seedy looking place, so maybe they don’t charge too much?

It didn’t seem too busy and for some reason, the massage therapists were all mostly ladies in sexy clothes.  I however; went for the man with the big hands. 

I’m not at all shy so I quickly removed my clothes and laid on the table. The hot oil and his strong hands soon at me completely relaxed. Maybe a little too relaxed. He laughed when I let out a big fart. He explained it was normal and natural. So, I let out another, and then another.

I was so relaxed, I just closed my eyes without anymore worry. His hands were working their way down to my oiled ass cheeks. Then though, I felt something else. A warm tongue was licking up my ass crack, then sliding in and tongue fucking me. Maybe I was a little too relaxed because all of a sudden. Oops! 

 

Written By: Delaney
Call  Delaney @ 1-888-566-2337
Email- teendelaney@yahoo.com

 

A Very Messy Date Night

I met a new boy online and I was so excited for our first meet-up; date, fuck session, call it whatever you want!  We chatted but you know there are some secrets and treats that a girl needs to keep to herself at first. Wink, wink!

He looked as good as his pictures. Sexy in a sort of shy way. We went to my favorite Indian restaurant. I’m liking him already. I can eat, trust me. I’m never shy when it comes to food and sex. 

We ate and drank, and talked. Suddenly my tummy began to rumble a bit. Just the food in my full tummy.

We got in his car to go back to my place, and oops, I had a little fart. I could have been embarrassed, but why?  He didn’t seem bothered at all. After the ride to my place, my tummy sort of calmed down.

I was about to set the mood and light a scented candle, but he stopped me. He said he wanted to smell a bit more of what he smelt in his car. I couldn’t help but giggle and of course, give him what he wanted. This one though seemed a bit messy.

He asked my why the strange look on my face. I lifted up my skirt and turned around to show him the brown stain on my white cotton panties. 

He let out a huge sigh and crawled over to me, pressing his face right there at my dirty little butt. 

 

Written By: Delaney
Call  Delaney @ 1-888-566-2337
Email- teendelaney@yahoo.com

 

Better Know Your Place

       I have been thinking about you a lot lately. If you only knew the dirty thoughts in my head. 

Over the weekend, I got the fuck of my  life. I mean just look at the beautiful cock. I did miss you though, as I had a very special place for you to be. 

Poor you, as you were thinking that special place would be in my hot, tight ass while my boyfriend fucked my wet pussy. You, of course, would be very fucking wrong. Your place is on your knees at my pussy hole and my guy’s huge dick. That’s right! You will be my fluffer and my clean-up crew. 

Did I see your little thing stiffen at those words? Don’t worry, there is plenty dripping out for your hungry tummy!

 

Written By: Delaney
Call  Delaney @ 1-888-566-2337
Email- teendelaney@yahoo.com

 

What Are You Waiting For

    I see you looking in on my boyfriend and I. You are just dying to join us. That little clitty of yours is rock hard, and throbbing now. You so badly want to put your mouth right there at my holes. 

                   Aren’t you the lucky asswipe! My boyfriend has agreed to let you join in. First though, I have a tiny little problem. My bottom needs a cleaning before he fucks it. Get in there, yummy for your tummy! Lick and lick till my ass is perfectly clean. There ya go! 

                  Suck his cock, show him just how excited you are. Now, guide it into my tight asshole. Slow down, you little shit stain. Now, you are in charge of keeping my asshole and his dick super wet. Get down there, keep your tongue right at my perfect, shitty little asshole. 

Don’t get greedy, you cunt, that big, beautiful dick is mine! Sometimes, though, I don’t really like jizz dripping out of my ass all day. Get over here cum dump and bend over, spread your cheeks, and do your job!

 

 

Written By: Teen Torrie
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L. O. S. E. R.

 

 

L is for the tiny LITTLE thing you call a cock

O. is for the ORGASM you could never give me. Ugh, gross!

S. is for the SEX you will never get.

E. is for how EMBARRASSED you always make yourself around me. 

R. is for RAPE which you will love my boyfriend to do to you.

Put it all together it spells LOSER and that’s exactly what you are to me!

 

 

Written By: Teen Torrie
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God Damn Cunt Of A Man

Fucking hell, you really aren’t much of a man, are you? Look at you and your goddamn flabby ass. You made me so mother fucking sick that I just want to vomit in your face. Are you fucking kidding me, THAT got your clit to twitch? 

Oh no, you don’t! Don’t you dare try to back away from me. You are a little fucking cunt of a man, and I intend to treat you as such. 

Assume the position, head back and on your knees. Why should I sit on the hard, cold toilet seat, when I have your ugly fucking face to sit on?  Beg me for it, beg me to let you suck my shit like a dick. Fuck, you are so goddamn gross!

You know what? I have totally had enough of you.

Get on all fours and crawl to the pen. If you displease me, it will be the choke collar for you.

Get to fucking crawling, bitch.

 

 

 Written By: Poison Ivy
Call  Ivy @ 1-866-949-6550
Email-poisonivy4phone@aol.com

 

Christmas Comes But Once A Year

                   You poor man, you get it only on your birthday, and Christmas.  Sort of sucks to be you! I never really understood why, till today.

Hiding passwords from me is useless.  Why do you think your house is never clean when I am done? It’s because  I play on your computer all day, and there is no way you will get away with telling me to stop it. Getting nervous, are you? You know exactly what I saw.

This is how it is going to go from here on.  You will do the work for me, and pay me triple. You will service me, and my boyfriend whenever we say. If you don’t, I will show everyone just what I saw on your computer. 

                   You seem to doubt me? Are you trying to like touch me or something? I guess I need to refresh your memory. Let’s turn this on.

Oh look here!  You down on all fours with your face in a dog bowl.  Is that Michael from school? Oh, wow it looks like someone loves it up his flabby ass. You are now down on your knees, and Michael is sitting on your face, and…..OMG!!  Did you just eat that.  Oh dear, where are my manners? Let me pull down my shorts, and give you something to wash it down! 

 

Written By: Teen Torrie
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