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Tag Team Sisters

My sister Brittany and I tag teamed a real fucking loser this morning. His name is Jonny and he is a shit eater AND a cocksucker! We raped his wallet so good. He knows that no one cums for free with us and he paid and paid and paid some more! We didn’t even give him a chance to tell us no.

We both shit into his mouth until it was full, and kept rinsing his bank account. In all fairness, poor Jonny had the chance to disagree with all the money we were taking, but his mouth was so full of our shit that we couldn’t hear what he was saying— so we just took MORE money from him!

He wanted that tiny useless dick of his to squirt, but he had to pay our cum fee first. He gladly paid to get that pathetic dick off.
If you really want to be worked over and get a good rinsing from two Goddesses, call my sister and I. We’re the best. Just ask that shit eating faggot, Jonny.

Oh by the way- we got $800 from that pathetic loser, just for eating our shit! Ha Ha!

 

 

Written By: Teagan
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Dumbass

      Hi ya Dumbass!  I see you watching me.  You’re too brain dead to know I can tell when you’re watching me through my window, or sneaking into my house to watch me.

I noticed something odd when I was sitting on the toilet doing my morning business. There was a small peak hole in the door. LOSER! I might have even heard you oink when I pulled the toilet paper to wipe my adorable ass. Now I am sitting here and noticing things got rather messy, and I am out of toilet paper. Now, even the toilet won’t flush. I am beginning to wonder if this was all your doing. I know you’re still watching with your pathetic dick out.

I yell for you to come in. You’ve been waiting for this moment. I hear you oink some more, as you practically plunge your head in my toilet. You’re gulping down my shit and piss. You’re so excited, and oinking so loud, I fear you might pass out. Not yet Piggy, not before you clean my ass with your tongue. Then you need to lick up all around the dirty toilet and floor. OINK, OINK!

 

Written By: Teen Torrie
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My Human Toilet

I know you are just craving what I have for you. You have a dirty little fetish that no one but me knows about. You love playing in piss and shit. You crave the smell, consistency and taste. I have been holding it all in for you. You are an extra lucky boy, because I am on my period.  Are you ready to earn your red wings and be my toilet?

When you come over, I am drinking a huge glass of water and eating some chili.  You are encouraging me to eat and drink all I can hold in my trim, sexy body. You are watching my mouth as I chew. I can see you are getting hard at the thought of it all. I undress and you watch as I push the candy kisses into my round ass. You are salivating and gasping.

I get on the floor and push my sexy ass out for you. You start by pulling the Tampax out of my pussy and sucking on it. It’s all over your face and you lick all you can that you can reach with your tongue. You are a little thirsty and beg for my hot piss. You want to take your time and savor it all, but you just can’t get the candy kisses in my ass off of your mind. You dig in your tongue as deep as you can. You use your tongue to remove the kisses. The more you move your tongue around, the more I fart, giving you my sweet perfume. You are moaning in excitement because you know what is coming next.

 

Written By: Valentina
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Piggy Says Feed me

        Oh hey, Piggy. I have a special treat just for your hungry, drooling mouth. I saw you watching me and my boyfriend fuck when you snuck back home. I wonder if your wife knows you missed work to sneak home to watch us. I could tell her, or you could do something for me.

My boyfriend is huge. I know you’re jealous, and wish you were that big. Sadly, you aren’t! My sweet fuck holes are sore from taking such a deep,  hard fucking. That is where you come in pervert.

First, start with my adorable flat chest. Lick the cum off my pink nipples. Next, drag your tongue down to my stretched out pussy. It’s super dirty, so lick out all the jizz. Yummy!

Now I have to pee, so open wide.  Next and most importantly, it’s time to take care of my sore asshole. Lick it nice and slow, slide in your tongue deep to get all the cum out.  Now if you’re good, I will have a treat for you. Just like a moist, fudgy brownie. Yum- yum!

 

 

Written By: Teen Torrie
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Valentine’s Day Chocolates

Happy Valentines Day, Loser!

It’s supposedly a day of love and I’m feeling super generous and want to give you something nice.

I tell you to close your eyes and hold out your hands. I place a heart shaped box of chocolates in the palm of your sweaty hands. You open it with excitement and see big pieces of chocolate in brown paper candy cups.

I grab one of the chocolates and tell you to open wide. I instruct you not to bite into it and just let the creaminess melt in your mouth. I see you’re enjoying your Missy chocolates, aren’t you loser?

You know I would never buy you a damn thing but Valentines Day is one of my favorite times of the year, so I wanted to be nice and give you my brown, smelly shit.

I personalized each one, so no two pieces of shit were the same. There’s a few with white cream in the middle. My asshole got fucked by a couple of well hung guys and I thought that it would make the perfect treat for you!

Enjoy!

 

 

 

Written By: Missy
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All You Want For Christmas…..

Happy Holiday’s Losers!

Only I know what you really want for Christmas. No one knows the real you like I do. They would be shocked to know that all you want is my shit and farts. You’re so addicted, aren’t you faggot?

I can picture your ultimate Christmas with me. You run to your stocking with your name on it-“Loser,” of course. You reach into your big, red stocking and find a glass bottle. I instruct you to open it and take a big whiff. It’s just what a pathetic loser like you has been hoping for all year long. I bottled up my farts just for you.

I’m feeling extra generous this year and I am going to smother your  pathetic face with my gorgeous ass while I give you a brown and yellow Christmas treat.

 

Show me how much you care!

 

Written By: Missy
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Torrie’s Special Candy

           I love an excuse to visit all the men in my neighborhood and Halloween is always an awesome excuse.  Men are such suckers when it comes to me and my adorable teen body. They’ll do anything to make me happy and get a taste of my sweet candy. 

Mr. Parker was first on the list. I knocked on his door and the perv let me in with a dirty smile. He knew just what I had for him so he quickly assumed the position. I put my adorable little asshole to his mouth and gave him the sweet perfume he craved. After that, he knew just what tasty little treat was coming. I made him beg for it. He was so excited he wrapped his lips around my tasty treat and he sucked it like a dick. I was about to give him something else to wash it down, but I decided to save it for the next house. 

Mr.  Smith was so anxious he was looking out his window for me. He asked if I had a special treat in my pussy for him. He laid on the floor and I sat on his face. My pussy was dripping from my boyfriend earlier. He was so excited to lick up the special treat from my boyfriend. Then he begged to wash it down with my cum piss. I was running out of tasty treats so I had to make a pit stop at Mr. Johnson’s house. 

He has the biggest, black dick I have ever seen in my life. I sure have seen a lot! I explained I needed a good, hard, fast ass fucking to get ready for Mr. James. I am a black cock whore and the bigger and fatter the better. After all my holes were plugged and filled I went to the next house. Mr. James had already texted me 10 times. Fuck, he was anxious for my jizz filled holes. 

I promised my daddy that I would stay in for Halloween. Give me a call, I have some extra special treats for you.

 

 

Written By: Teen Torrie
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Voluptuous Ass Needs Servant

I need a real man who can worship my beautiful voluptuous ass. I want someone who isn’t afraid to tongue fuck my tight, puckered hole deep. I want your face pressed against my cheeks as I twerk my ass all over your face. Feel my smooth ass cheeks bouncing off your mouth.

Go ahead and slide your hungry tongue inside. I’m in total control, and I will decided when you need to go deeper. I will reach back to grab your head and shove it as far as it will possibly go into my asshole. The only thing you’ll be breathing in is my sweet ass juices.

Just when you think your tongue can’t handle it anymore, and it feels like it’s going to fall off, is when I give you a nice big surprise! There will be hours of cleanup. Do you think you can handle being my ass servant?

 

Written By: Faith
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Wear My Shit, Loser!

You know what would look great on your loser face? MY SHIT! You wearing something so personal of mine would only prove to me that you are worthy of it.

After I slide my panties off, I will bend over and push out the hottest, nastiest shit from my beautiful asshole onto your pathetic face. I will smear my hot shit all over by pushing my ass against your face.

Honestly, you look so much better with your face completely covered with my smelly shit. In fact, I think we need to show you off to the world, so everyone can see you. I know once I invite all my hot girlfriends over they will laugh their asses off when they see how pathetic of a loser you really are. My friends are just as deviant as me so they will want to take turns using your face as a human toilet.

Admit it loser, your pitiful life is so much more meaningful now because of my ass and all the nasty things that come out of it.

 

Written By: Missy
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Missy’s Pig!

HA HA HA!

I love owning all my little money fuck pigs. Look what I had my piggy do while he was suppose to be working! He can’t concentrate on anything else but making his Goddess happy. My loser pig is too busy worshiping my dirty ass and taking dick selfies so the whole world knows that I own his pathetic, faggot ass. He knows I have 100 percent complete control over him and his wallet. It’s so much fun to laugh at him and spend all of his money! LOSER!

 

Written By: Missy
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Email:misbehavingmissy69@yahoo.com