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Your Safe Place


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At this time, there’s so much chaos, fear and uncertainty in the world. I want you to know that we are your safe place. It’s a stressful time for most, and you need an outlet to not think about things that are out of our control right now.

Everyone needs a release, and I am yours. When you call me, we will share stories, fantasies, and if the conversation calls for it, we’ll laugh. We will be so into one another that nothing else matters. The world could be falling apart, but in the moment, you and I have never felt more connected.

  Hearing your strong, masculine voice calms me. In hindsight, you are my safe place as well. Since we can’t touch and feel physically, I want to be very descriptive with one another. I want to hear how hard I make your cock, and it will only get harder when you hear how wet my pussy is for you.

Let’s forget about everything for the moment. We both need this, and could use some stress relief. Let’s have an incredible experience and explore each others minds and bodies. It’s just you and me, nothing else matters right now. Trust the Madame, and know I am your safe place. 

 

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Written By: Madame Joanne
Call Joanne @ 1-866-477-1047
Email- kmadamejoanne@gmail.com

 

 

 

SOLE MATES

http://www.smittenkittens.net/Journal/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/joanne11.jpgYou have been giving me subtle clues about my feet. You ask me periodically what color my toes are. You like when I describe in full detail about the shoes I wear. If they’re open toe, you’d like to know how my toes look in them. I never really have given my feet much thought until you came into my life. It’s was obvious you have a foot fetish obsession and I wanted to explore that.

On our next call, we talked a little bit more about my feet than we normally do. As the conversation continued, I could hear you were getting turned on. And, of course, that turns me on knowing your cock is getting harder thinking about my feet.

I started getting into it and told you how I want my pretty, pedicured toes in your face. I was having fun teasing you with my toes around your lips. I told you I want you to lick and suck them clean. The way you were describing what you were doing to my toes was so sensual, I could feel my pussy getting really wet. I never thought I could have an orgasm talking about my feet, but the things you were saying to me, and what my feet were doing to you, it was one of the most intense orgasms I’ve ever had. I want that again and again. Now you have me hooked and we’re SOLE MATES for life!

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Written By: Madame Joanne
Call Joanne @ 1-866-477-1047
Email- kmadamejoanne@gmail.com

 

The True Madame Of Cum

I know for a fact that a lot of girls say they love cum, but do they really? I think some girls blow smoke up your ass and tell you what you really want to hear.

I’ve watched many porn videos and I hear the girls beg for the mans cum. Right before he shoots his load, you see her squinting her eyes. Why? Because she’s afraid of it. Or, she takes the cum in her mouth and shows off that she collected a big load of hot jizz, but only to spit it back out. A true lover of cum would never do those things. If a girl truly wanted to eat cum, there wouldn’t be a single drop left.

I love the feeling of being on knees and waiting for that warm, fresh load of cum. Every man cums differently. Of course, the more the merrier for me. I truly get excited to see it all over my beautiful body and then taste it all. I treat it as my well deserved reward.

  Only a true Madame Of Cum will appreciate your orgasm and knows exactly what to do with it.

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Written By: Madame Joanne
Call Joanne @ 1-866-477-1047
Email- kmadamejoanne@gmail.com

 

Your Cyber Girl

While scrolling through the Cyber Monday sales, you end up on my profile. Finding the perfect phone sex girl is a lot like internet shopping. You have to see what you like before making the purchase.

You can’t deny the growth that’s happening in your pants once you look at my pictures. I make you unbelievably horny. Once you hear my sensual voice, your cock swells even more and it’s beginning to become uncomfortable in a restricted area. You need to release your cock.

Once your pants are off, that’s where I take over. I tell you exactly how I want you to pleasure yourself. Your cock and balls are mine from this point forward, and I’m responsible for whatever happens. All you need to do is listen to my voice, and I’ll guide you into the most erotic orgasm of your life.

I promise you, this is one purchase you will be completely satisfied with, and the only return you will be doing, is calling me back for more.  

 

 
Written By: Madame Joanne
Call Joanne @ 1-866-477-1047
Email- kmadamejoanne@gmail.com

 

 

 

Surviving The Holidays

Holidays are coming as you’re aware. Everywhere you go, Christmas displays are already in full bloom. We both know this can be a stressful time of year. Between spending time with family, shopping, gift wrapping, gift giving, it can be all a little bit overwhelming.

I know exactly what you need to manage this time of year. You need to cum. I know that may sound funny, but it’s the truth. I don’t mean just any jerk off session will do, you need the kind of orgasm where your toes curl, and your balls are completely drained. Do you ever notice after a great orgasm you feel like you can take on anything? It’s almost like a weight has been lifted. After a big load of cum, you feel much more relaxed, and you can think clearer. Not just any run of the mill orgasm will make you feel that way, it needs to be with someone who knows how to push your right buttons. Of course, this isn’t a cure all for the next 2 months with one great orgasm. Keeping you a happy man requires multiple sessions with yours truly. Even if you’re not alone at home, find a quiet spot and I’ll bring you back to your happy place once again.

People will take notice of your joyous mood. Only you and I will know why you’re so happy. It turns out that all you need to survive another holiday season is a little Madame Joanne.

 
Written By: Madame Joanne
Call Joanne @ 1-866-477-1047
Email- kmadamejoanne@aol.com

 

 

The Devil Made You Do It

  Looking at my picture, all you can think about is running your hands up my warm, smooth legs. Giving me gentle kisses all over my cheeks, and letting your hands roam over my ass. I can feel you giving my cheeks a firm squeeze with your hands.

Is your cock hard yet?

 I’ll let you in on a little secret, I’ve been really horny today. So turned on that I can feel my wetness on my panties. Feeling my soaked thong against my pussy lips makes me want to do very dirty things to you.

  I want you to take your tongue and lick my sweet juices off my black thong. After every inch of my panties is sucked dry, pull my thong to the side, and my ass is yours. You have been drooling at my perfect ass for years now, it’s now time to suck, lick and repeat. 

Worshiping my pussy and ass is just for starters. I’m the devil today and I’ll be having you do things you never thought you would do. 

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Written By: Madame Joanne
Call Joanne @ 1-866-477-1047
Email- kmadamejoanne@aol.com

 

 

Maid Of Honor

When my girlfriend asked me to be maid of honor at her wedding, I was super excited. I took it seriously and made sure I did all my maid of honor job duties. I even planned and executed a once in a lifetime bacherlorette party.

When the big day arrived, I can tell my friend was not herself. She seemed like she was having a panic attack and was very flustered. I knew she wasn’t backing out of the wedding but she couldn’t walk down the isle in the mental state she was in. I went and got her a cocktail, thinking that would take the edge off. She chugged the whole glass and asked me to get another one. I didn’t want her wasted on her special day so I told her it wasn’t a good idea.

As time was getting closer, she still wasn’t ready to walk down the isle. I had asked everyone in the room to leave so her and I could just talk. I told her I have an idea that she may or may not accept.

I explained to her when I am most relaxed is when I have an orgasm. She agreed with me. I leaned over and gave her a kiss, not a friendly peck but a hot, french kiss. I worked my hand under her wedding dress and started rubbing her clit on the outside of her silk panties. I could feel her panties starting to get wet so I moved them to the side and slid my finger in and out. I got down on my knees and buried my head under her wedding dress, and  starting sucking her clit while finger fucking her. At this point, she was defiantly starting to relax.

I worked my tongue in and out of her dripping pussy, and she squirted hard all over my tongue. She said she never squirted before. I joked with her and said I will have to share my technique with your new husband.

It was just what she needed because after her incredible orgasm,  she was ready to get married. After all, I am maid of honor and I had to what needed to be done, and I loved every second of it.

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Written By: Madame Joanne
Call Joanne @ 1-866-477-1047
Email- kmadamejoanne@aol.com

Thankful

I have so much to be thankful for.

I’ve always had a strong desire to make people happy, especially men. When I started this company over 10 years ago, I knew one thing and that was to be myself. Many men were tired of the fake and flakes out there and wanted something more real. They found with me quickly that they actually could have a intellectual conversation and realized I’m not some giggly blonde bimbo. So with having a strong work ethic, being imaginative and creative, and being a very sensual and sexual woman, my company grew.

I didn’t have enough time in a day for the demand so that’s when I realized I needed help. I wanted women who were like me and who cared about the person on the other end of the phone. I’m so very grateful for all of my girls and the love they have for this business. They are the best of the best.

I sit here and think how lucky I am that I have so many callers that turned into friendships. Many say I love you at the end of our call and honestly I say it back. We know so much about each other and I genuinely care about them.

I’m thankful not just today but every day. I’m truly blessed and wouldn’t be this successful without you.

Thank you from the bottom of my heart.

Love, Joanne

 

Written By: Madame Joanne
Call Joanne @ 1-866-477-1047
Email- kmadamejoanne@aol.com

 

You Can’t Resist Temptation

After hitting your snooze button a few times, you finally wake up. You reach for your phone and go through your emails. You see a bunch of junk mail and then you stumble upon an email from me. Knowing you’re running late at this point, you can’t resist.

Your eyes widen as you see an intriguing picture of yours truly. My picture has got you so aroused that you didn’t even read my email (yet). You couldn’t resist the temptation, so you pull down your boxers and stroke your hard cock.

As you’re looking at my beautiful full tits and smooth pussy, you realize there’s one thing missing from your morning masturbation session, and that is the sound of my voice. We both know that jerking off is not the same without me.

Your fingers can’t dial my number fast enough. And just like that, you hear my voice on the other end. My voice sounds different to you (in a good way) because I am just waking up. You feel your cock throbbing after hearing me in your ear first thing in the morning. I waste no time and slide my hands down between my thighs and move my panties to the side. My pussy is so wet for you. I want you..badly.

It’s hard to resist the Madame.

 

 

Written By: Madame Joanne
Call Joanne @ 1-866-477-1047
Email- kmadamejoanne@aol.com

 

 

Cuckold Husband Phone Sex

You simply can’t deny that you love being a cuckold husband. You thought briefly about wanting to be a “normal couple” but the insatiable urge of eating another mans cum load from her pussy is something you can’t live without.

It’s all you think about when you’re at work. You find yourself looking at the clock, counting the hours till you get to go home and watch your wife fuck a much bigger cock than yours. You’re so desperate for cum, you jerk off in the bathroom at work and taste your own cum. We both know it’s not the same. It’s a quick fix but it’s not that huge, creamy load between your wife’s thighs.

When you jerk off alone, you use to think about your wife’s face when she’s getting fucked and how satisfied she is with a big cock stuffing her pussy. But now when you stroke your dick, you think about sucking that huge cock and feeling his big, mushroom head in the back of your throat. It’s more about YOU now and how fucking hot you get for that big dick. After years of her enjoying a big cock, now it’s time to show her how you can take one.

I love all cuckold fantasies, call me and let the cuckolding begin.

 

Written By: Madame Joanne
Call Joanne @ 1-866-477-1047
Email- kmadamejoanne@aol.com