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Cock Sucker Instructor

You have been curious about sucking cock for awhile now. Lately,  your favorite porn is watching guys giving blowjobs. Lets be honest-the bigger the cock, the more hard your dick becomes. I totally get it.

 We have something majorly in common! I love sucking big, fat cocks as well. Shocker, right? LOL! Maybe I’m a tad bias, but I can’t think of a better person to guide you into cock sucking. I’m the perfect instructor. I’ve given countless blowjobs, not just any BJ’s either, I’m talking about award winning blowjobs that involve mad skills and talent. Anyone can suck a dick, but it takes a special cock whore to suck a beautifully thick 12 inch cock. I know the art of sucking, and no man is left with cum in his balls when I’m done with him.

If it’s going to be your very first time, wouldn’t you want to look like you know what you’re doing? Let me be your personal cock sucker instructor. I’ll guide you to be the best, but not as good has me. No one can out do Memphis!

The Only and Only, ~M.M.~

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Written By: Memphis
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Email: memphismonroe80@aol.com

Mirror, Mirror

Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who’s the slutest of them all?

YOU ARE!

It used to be that I was the mega slut but now that you’ve been trained by the best, you now take the title. Let’s get you all dressed up from head to toe so you can take a bow.

I came up with a wonderful way of how you can thank me. I know you graduated from the dildo in your mouth then to your ass. Before long, you finally got up enough courage to answer a Craigs list ad and sucked your first cock. It was a proud moment for both of us.

So how can we take this to the next level? You and I know you’re  ready and I have no doubt you can handle this task.

The best way of thanking me is to have your first gang-bang. Now, before you panic; I’m not suggesting 100+ guys! I was thinking maybe 15-20. I know this is something we’ll both enjoy. Nothing would make me happier and prouder than to see my little slut dripped in cum. Don’t worry, I’ll be there cheering you on while your holes are being stretched and violated by huge cocks. I hope you’re excited as I am.

The One and Only, ~M.M.~

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Written By: Memphis
Call Memphis @ 1-866-629-7037
Email: memphismonroe80@aol.com

You Need a PHD To Be With Me!

All my men need to have a PHD! No, not what you’re thinking; although having a hot Doctor wouldn’t be a bad thing.

PHD = Pretty Huge Dick! You know I am a size queen and I have no qualms to tell you to your face that you’re worthless to me. Big dicks are not for every girl but my pussy needs a big one to stuff and fill it.

I had one small cock when I was younger and I knew I never wanted to feel a pencil dick again. Actually, to be quite honest, there wasn’t anything to feel because I barely knew he was in me. Sad and fucking pathetic. I have a beautiful pussy; looks and tastes amazing so why would I want a average cock? Nope- not gonna happen.

I always like to find bigger and better. Will I ever be happy with one cock for the rest of my life? Doubtful.

The One and Only,

~M.M.~

 
Written By: Memphis
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Email: memphismonroe80@aol.com

 

 

 

Titty Fuck For a Buck

A recipe for an awesome titty fuck is to have a great set of tits. I’ve gotten many men off with my skillful jugs. I love milking cocks into a hot orgasms all over my tits. I’m not the type to let a sticky load go to waste. Oh no….. Memphis loves cum and I just lift my tits to my tongue and suck it off.

Many years ago, I dated a guy who was into Nascar. We spent the weekend camping and crazy things go on at night at the races, lol! I never realized how these fans like to party, It was like a whole other world, and I was digging it.

Men were wearing signs for free breasts exams, women were giving out blowjobs and I saw lots of swingers hooking up. Me being Memphis had to do something as well, and my boyfriend at the time, was open to anything. So, after 5 Bud lights, I borrowed some cardboard from our neighbor campers and made a sign that said ” TITTY FUCK 4 a BUCK!” I had a line around the camping grounds. I made enough to get a hotel room for the next night because I realized how much I hate sleeping in a fucking tent!

 

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Written By: Memphis
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Email: memphismonroe80@aol.com

 

 

Big Tits Ride Big Cocks

A very long time ago, I made the awful mistake and fucked a small dick.

I was on summer vacation in South Beach with some friends. I have no problem attracting men but this one particular guy, I actually went up to him and started flirting. He was so effing hot in every way possible. We hung out all day and I knew I was fucking this hot stud at the end of the night.

I was pretty naive back then to think all hot guys have big cocks. When the time came at the end of the night, he pulled down his shorts and I wanted to throw up in my mouth. I felt bad so I still got on my knees at gave him a blow job. I should of got an Academy award for my performance. I acted like his cock was the best thing I’ve ever had. When I finished blowing his pencil dick, I got on top of him. I barely felt him inside my pussy. Suddenly, he didn’t seem so hot to me anymore and then I realized no matter how hard I was riding him, my big tits weren’t bouncing. Having my big breasts bouncing while I’m fucking is such a turn on for me.

Needless to say, I never made that mistake again no matter how hot the guy is. I’m totally convinced that when you have huge, magnificent tits like mine, you have to ride big cocks.

The One and Only,
Memphis

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Written By: Memphis
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Email: memphismonroe80@aol.com

 

 

Santa Please Bring Me Big Cocks!

memphisI’ve made Santa’s naughty list yet again but if he could find it within himself to get a few BIG COCKS for Christmas, I would be forever grateful. That is my only wish and I want it so, so, so bad! I am so sick of little white boy peckers. I want something stretching my pussy, more than it’s ever been stretched before (if that’s even possible.) I really don’t understand how any girl could fuck a dick less than 8 inches?? Very unsatisfying if you ask me.
Even when I was a little Memphis, I liked challenges. I never turn down a dare and always wanted something bigger and better. Not just with cocks but with everything in life. I just always have been a sexual person. I remember when I was in my very early teens at a sleep over, all my friends went to bed and I was up on a search to find something to shove in my young pussy. I ended up rubbing my clit up against a lava lamp because it was too big to fit in me at the time. I don’t know if that’s hot or pathetic but I don’t care when it comes to pleasuring my holes.
Hopefully, I get something that will be massive with a big, red bow on it when I wake up Christmas morning. Come on Santa…. which elf do I have to fuck to make a size queen happy????

The One and Only,
Memphis

 

Written By: Memphis
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Small Dicks Wanted

Memphis

Wait….what did she just say? Small dicks wanted?

You know Memphis is a total size queen, so don’t let that little prick get too excited.

Here’s the deal- when I’m in a funk, I need a small dick to make me laugh. It’s a guarantee every time to put a smile on my face. I think: thank fucking god I’m not the poor wife/girlfriend that has that pencil dick for the rest of my life.

I have had guys who are interested in me and we start sexting and sends over a dick pic. If I have to enlarge the pic to see it, I get such a good laugh to think this poor fucker think he has a chance with me.

I send his pathetic pic to my friends in a group chat and we are all dying laughing. I feel guilty keeping something so funny all to myself.

If you want to be humiliated by the Queen, go ahead and send me your dick and I’ll see how you measure up.

20 Inch Cock!

I knew that would grab your attention. 20 inches! Only in my wildest dreams! When I haven’t had sex in a day or so I go to bed super horny, I always dream of cocks. Maybe cock I’ve had before or sometimes I’ll dream of a good looking guy I saw that day. It’s kinda like when I was younger on Christmas Eve, dreaming of all the presents I get to open. Now, I dream of different packages to open and the anticipation of having that huge cock spring back as I pull down his pants.

So where was I? Oh yes, 20 inches! I dreamt last night that I was with a guy with a dick that big. I remember feeling nervous, excited and a challenge I was defiantly up for. It was something I always wanted and it was right there in front of me. I started to suck the head of this monster cock and all of this pre-cum came pouring out onto my lips. I couldn’t believe how much there was. Again, it was a dream (my dream) so anything is possible. I remember taking this 20 incher down my throat and it felt like it was never ending. Like a magician pulling a numerous amount of handkerchiefs from his pocket.

When it was time to fuck, I straddled the enormous cock and It was starting to enter my pussy. Guess what! As soon as my pussy lips were stretched around this cock, I woke up! I was fucking pissed. But when I woke up, my panties were soaked. And when I say soaked, I mean SOAKED!

Either I can finish this dream with you or possibly I can go back to the dream tonight. We both know that more than likely won’t happen so hopefully, you will call me.

The One and Only,

~M.M.~





Actions Speak Louder Than Words

Admit it, you love big cocks just as much as I do; if that’s even possible!!!! Every time you see me with a huge dick in my mouth, some sort of jealously takes over. Your cock stiffens when you see your beautiful queen stuffed with a big one and you wish so badly it was you!

Look at my lips, baby! You see how they’re stretched to meet the thickness of this well hung fella? It could be your lips!  I am so sick of you saying your fantasy is sucking a huge cock. It’s great to talk about it but this is a new year, I want to see your cock sucking lips in action!

I know you might be a little nervous for your first cock sucking session but I’m here to guide you. You will defiantly learn from the best. Wither it’s a enormous, thick black dong or 9 inch white boy, you will be a fucking, sucking pro!!

Soooooo cocks sluts- less talking and more sucking.

The One and Only,

~M.M.~

I Love Fucking Your Husband

Every now and then I get women calling me either for phone sex or a concerned callers wife because he can’t keep his shit discreet. Here’s a shocker: some of my callers tell me their wives know about me and they like reading my blogs (when I actually do blog).

So for all the lonely, unattractive housewife’s out there that are wondering why your husband doesn’t want to fuck you as much, this is for you!

I love when your husband worships my big tits, he always tells me how much bigger and firmer they’re compared to yours. He also loves the fact that he can fuck my ass anytime he wants. You always say no when he mentions it to you but when he asks me, my pussy gushes for the anticipation to butt fuck me.

I’m no homewrecker but I do love my men satisfied and if you’re not getting the job done at home, my holes are always there for him.

I am a tell it like it is kinda girl. So ladies, if it bothers you, maybe you need to do something about it; or not because I really enjoy making married cock cum. And who better to do it than… Yours Truly!

The One and Only,

~M.M.~