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Santa’s Naughty List

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Who is with me this year on making the naughty list?  This year was so fucked, but I still managed to make it to the top of Santa’s naughty list. I am very fucking good at being so very fucking bad. I tried to social distance but my cunt needs to be filled with lots of strange cock. 

I’ve been bringing men home and sneaking them in to hide it from my boring roomies. Last night we got a bit loud. Stacy was the only one here, as the others went home for the holidays. She kept banging on my door and it was really distracting me. I thought maybe if she had some fun with us, she would shut the fuck up.

  I knocked on her door telling her I had her favorite drink, Eggnog. Fucking gross!  I added a little surprise pill to help us loosen her up.  Before long, she was begging to be fucked by my hookups huge black cock. Things got a little rough, and she sort of banged her head.  Tyrone was in a mood and he pissed all over her face to try and wake her up. Nope, out fucking cold.

Well fuck!! What do we do now?  I texted some of my men friends to see if they wanted to have some fun. No one really likes her, but she is sort of hot in a librarian sort of way. About 20 showed up, and we set up the cameras. This is going to be nasty fucking fun. 

Want to know what happened once we got started?  Call me, and let’s have some nasty fun.

 

Written By: Harleyhttp://theklassykat.com/user_images/tkk_harley.jpg
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Christmas with Tiffany

                        Happy Holidays! It’s that special time of the year when we spend time more time than ever with our loved ones. That can be rough especially when it’s family time. I don’t know about you, but I always need some quality time with my vibe before visiting.

That MILF next-door, the adorable nieces, the Auntie’s that looks so much like your actual mom. All the naughty possibilities. We should get ready for visiting together. Before I slip on those tiny black panties, my sexy red dress, and red stiletto’s, lets get nasty.

Who will I be for our time together? The sexy MILF, your school age cousin, or maybe just maybe you’re in the mood for a big sexy cock. I know I am!

Many holiday festivities began early and go late. Email me if  you need to play extra early or late. I adore all my guys, and would be happy to oblige if possible.

          Happy Holidays, Love and kisses Tiff

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Written By:  Tiffany
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Goodbye Santa

          http://www.smittenkittens.net/Journal/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/b993c582269053be0df9f40bb6bca9f9.jpg      I  went and had a few drinks after my Burlesque show before my late night plans. This man in a Santa suit was really getting on my fucking nerves. I was feeling wicked and decided to make him my evening plans.

I invited him to have a few drinks with me and slipped something in it. He was feeling dizzy and walked out to the dark alley. My potion worked and soon, he was a slight 2 inches tall.  Poor wee man. I spiked him with my stiletto heel, picked him up and put him in my purse. He should have a blast with all the sharp implements in my leather purse.

Once at my loft, I let him lose on my floor. My cats were chasing him and I told him he better run fast if he wants to survive. The cameras were on and my friends were making bets on his survival. This really was fucking hysterical to watch. The terror in his tiny eyes was making me excited and my pussy needed some attention.

I couldn’t leave my little man alone as he might have gotten eaten or lost. I took my hot glue gun and glued him to the tip of my vibe. I think I heard him scream in pain from the hot glue. Once it cooled, I began to fuck myself. I came so fucking hard, that it drowned the wee man. I guess the only thing left to do was pee him out and flush him.

 

Written By: Malaya Maxxx
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Mom’s Boyfriend Is Pimping Me Out

Even though I’m 8 months pregnant with a big belly, I’m still getting pimped out by my mom’s boyfriend. I’ll be laying in bed trying to sleep and step-dad barges in with a new man that has paid good money to fuck his preggo step-daughter. They love my big belly and milky tits. I have to admit, I like it too.

I love my pregnant swollen cunt filled with as much cock as I can get. Sometimes they come in 3 or 4 at a time to have a go at me. It’s such a delicious taboo and they know they can cum in me over and over and never have to worry about getting me pregnant.

I have no idea how much they pay because I never get any of the money, but it must be good because he keeps bringing them in to take me. I’ve started sleeping naked because I know there will be a man or 2 in my bed at some point in the night. Some of them can’t get enough. My step-dad is already planning on a breeding party after I pop this baby out. I can only imagine how much money he’ll make off the men that are dying to put a baby in me!

 

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Oink For Torrie

I have a new caller and he snorts just like a piggy when he is excited. It is so fucking funny! Next time we talk I am going to let my friends listen in. Don’t tell! Until our call, he had no idea that he was a cock-sucking, shit piggy that loves all my fluids. I mean all of them! His favorite is my slimy green snot.

He doesn’t touch himself on our calls, because that would be just disrespectful. His words, not mine. The oink sounds though? I laughed so hard I almost snorted. Maybe my snorts would have given him more of my precious green snot. LMFAO!  I ‘m wondering now if he even has a winky because he never mentions it.

I wonder what he likes more? Cock or my slimy green snot? Not to mention my hard shit grapes that he roots for just like a Truffle Piggy.  I promised him I would stuff my cute little mouth with a whole lot of chili fries to give him what he really craves. That would be my wet, smelly, sloppy brown shower.

I didn’t mention yet his experience with cocks. That is because he is just now figuring out he is a cock sucking fag. For now, it’s all about my tasty shit, pee, cum and snot. A virtual buffet for the oinker.

 

Written By: Teen Torrie
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Christmas Shopping

It’s the time of the year I hate the most. I love Christmas, but all the boring Christmas shopping, the crowds, hot stores, they all tend to put me in a horrible mood.

I was getting ready to go out to get it over with when I had a brilliant idea. I went into my nightstand and pulled out some Ben-Wa balls. I rubbed my pussy a little to get it wet and slid two inside me. At least I could have a little fun during this task.

Everything was going great for a while. I could feel them inside of me during my ride to the mall and was getting a little tingly as I walked in the entrance. The faster I moved around, the more I tingled. It was getting more intense.

I finally had to pause in front of a display and pretend to look. My breath was coming in pants and my skin had a sheen of sweat. I squeezed my thighs together and closed my eyes. In front of everyone in the store, I had a huge orgasm. I could feel my juices running down my legs. No one else seemed to notice.

I finally had my breath back enough and started walking again. My pussy was so sensitive that I felt another orgasm coming and had to stop again. I decided that it was time to take them out, but getting to a bathroom was hard. My pussy was way too sensitive. Every movement produced another orgasm.

I finally made it to the bathroom and got them out. Even that made me cum. All I could do was laugh. It definitely wasn’t a normal boring shopping trip!

 

 

 Written By: Ginger
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You are a Fag!

 

Let’s face it, you are a fag.  That’s cool though, as I love fags. Most girls watch guy with girl porn, but I watch guy on guy.  You’re still trying to decide if you are gay.

You dislike pussy, even mine? You are a queer. Fucking face it, you love cock. You are gay. Maybe it’s time for me to show you just how much of a queer boy you are.

I love how you blamed your boring girlfriend and told me that if she were more experimental. Guess what? You would still be a cock sucking fag.

Guess what else? Maybe I should just contact her and blackmail you. Maybe, I would be doing you a fucking favor, so you can get all the cock your fag mouth and ass desire? I am just here to help in the end. Now, if you believe that!

I’m in the room looking hot as fuck, your boring girlfriend is there, and then we have a tall muscled guy with a 10 inch cock. You’re down on your knees before he can even unzip his pants. Guess what, you are a fag!

 

Written By: Malaya Maxxx
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Spend a Depraved Halloween With Ivy

To me, every day is Halloween. When you do something every day you become rather fucking excellent at it.  There is no angel on one shoulder and devil on the other. With me, it is pure devil. Not that anything about me is pure.

What do you get when you call me? You get a depraved, twisted, filthy, deviant, extreme session. One that you will never forget, and possibly hate yourself in the morning for your thoughts.

You arrive at my house. It’s dark, and almost looks like there is no one home. You can hear music, screams and sobbing. You wonder if you even have the right place. It sounds like no party you’ve ever attended. You’re scared, yet titillated at the same time. I invite you in, and show you to the party favors. You decline at first wanting to keep your wits about you, but then decide to live for just once.

I take you down a dark stairway to my basement. The sounds are getting much louder. We walk past some dancers, but they’re not for you. They are too old for your taste. Tastes you’ve kept hidden for so long. I take you to the toy room. The live dolls are dressed in many styles to fit your pedo desires. Some are dressed like me, some as schoolgirls, some as cheerleaders and so on. You’re interested, but in that room the girls are rather mundane.

There is another room, but it seems very quiet. You’re curious so I take you in there. You can’t believe what you see. In your wildest dreams you never thought you would or could go there, but you are. I tell you to take your pick. You are shaking, and turn around to leave. You can’t do this. You stand at the doorway. You turn around, and pick your girl. I smile, and begin to touch my dripping cunt. Nothing gets me more excited than taking someone to the dark side.

 

 Written By: Poison Ivy
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Mean Girls Burn Especially On Halloween

       Guess who the fuck is coming over for my Halloween party? You are going to just love this. It is the boring fat bitch who always tries to be friends with us. Remember on your birthday you fucked her and she oinked like a pig? 

I have a devious and twisted plan for Halloween night. Don’t I always? I am going to tell her you will be there and really want to see her. I will even tell her you have a thing for her. I’m telling her to dress in a sexy, latex nurse uniform. Imagine all the fat rolls in that? I’m going to have lots of food and you know she won’t be able to resist. I’m even going to tell her I have a girl crush on her and just can’t wait to sink my lips into all that fat.

When you arrive, she is giving me a lap dance. Well, at least attempting too.  You act so impressed by her. You also leave my front door open. You tell her how perfect she is and suggest she eat a little more. You squeeze her fat rolls and slowly undress her. I’m trying not to laugh as you roll your eyes when you look my way. You’re fucking her fat ass face when we hear the laughter. 

10 more of my friends have shown up for the party. They guys make remarks about how hot she is and they wish they could have a turn. I talk her into letting them gang bang her fat ass. She hesitates but knows if she wants to be friends with mean girls she has no choice. We’re laughing and drinking as we listen to her making pig sounds. 

This Halloween party with Harley and her mean friends.

 

 

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Masked Man

With Halloween coming up, my mind goes to the most interesting one that I ever had.

I was young and still living at home. I had snuck out with my friends and had a little too much to drink. I came home, crawled into bed and passed out. Some time in the night, I woke up to a very lovely sensation. My pussy was being eaten and eaten so good. I tried sitting up, but strong hands held me in place. I came against a stranger’s tongue. It felt so good.

He then climbed on top of me and slid inside me easily. I opened my eyes and looked up into a face covered by a scary Halloween mask. He started fucking me rough and all I could hear was his grunts as he rammed in balls deep every time. I tried to reach up and take off the mask, but he held my hands above my head while he continued to pound into me. He shoved nearly into my belly and came with a rough groan. I tried to keep my eyes open but I was too out of it to try.

The next morning I woke up and was convinced that it was just a dream. I was incredibly hungover and went into the kitchen to ask my mom and stepdad if they had anything that I could take for my aching head. Mom told me to go into the bathroom in their room and look in my stepdad’s medicine cabinet. I opened it and something fell down at my feet. I bent and picked it up and gasped. In my hand was the mask from last night.

 

Written By: Charlotte
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