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Trashy Aunt Trish

My sister left her hellraiser kids with me for a few days. She must of been desperate because I am everyone’s last choice to babysit. I can’t keep track of my own brats, let alone anyone else’s.

On the day they arrived at my house, I noticed my phone sex nephew had a fascination with my big tits. He kept eyeing them and told me his mom never wears skimpy clothes like I do. I don’t think he’s ever seen tits in person, and I knew he wanted to badly touch them.

While all the kids were watching a movie in the living room, I called him into my bedroom. I sat him down on my bed and lifted up my tank top. He was nervous but exited at the same time. I grabbed his hand and placed it on my titties. It felt good having young hands all over me. I had him suck my hard nipples. I knew this was his first time but he seemed like a natural.

I saw his boner sticking out of his shorts so I started rubbing his cock. I could feel my pussy tingling and getting soaked. I could either call a fuck friend over here to take care of my horny pussy or I could have a little family fun?

Which option do you think Trashy Trish went with?

 

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Trashy Trish Goes to Jamaica!

A lot of you were asking about me because I haven’t blogged in a little bit. Well, Trashy Trish went to Jamaica!

My close girlfriend won a trip for two to Jamaica and she took me! I was so excited, I’ve never really gone anywhere besides Vegas for my so called honeymoon. My friend was looking forward to do some site seeing, shopping and relaxing at the beach. We obviously had different agendas for our vacation. The only thing I wanted was big Jamaican cocks. My pussy was dripping the whole entire flight, thinking about my horny holes stretched.

When we arrived, my girlfriend wanted to unpack her 3 suitcases. I on the other hand, packed very lightly since I knew I wouldn’t be in many clothes. I planned on just wearing my bikinis or nothing at all.

It was gorgeous in Jamaica. It was a really nice hotel we stayed at but the men seemed to stiff for my liking and not the stiffness I was looking for. My kind of guys were the ones not staying at the resort but the ones who would approach me and wanted to party. That’s exactly what I had in mind.

I left my girlfriend most of the week and I had a fucking blast exploring Jamaican cocks. She was there to relax and she really didn’t mind I left a lot because she knows what a whore I am. The pot, dicks and gang bangs are so much better in Jamaica. I came home walking funny because of how much fucking I did. I swear, one black cock I fucked had to have been 15 inches. My holes are very sore and stretched. There’s definitely no comparison with the black guys I’ve fucked here compared to Jamaican black dongs.

If I ever get a chance again, that will be the first place I would go back. My cunt belongs in Jamaica.

 

 

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Almost Busted….Again!

I was driving home the other night from the bar and I purposely took the back roads to avoid the cops. I had my windows down and belting out some CCR. I look in my rear view mirror and saw flashing lights behind me. Fuck me! I had an open beer and some party drugs in my purse.

Tap, tap on my window and it’s the same question every time. Do I know how fast I was going? I was a little tipsy and I made a sexual comment to the overweight gentleman officer. I said not as fast as I would like to be sliding up and down on your cock. He took my license and registration and went back to his car. I knew I would be spending yet another night in jail.

After 20 fucking long minutes, he comes back to my car and asks me to get out. He gave me 2 options. First choice; I could be escorted to jail and have a slew of charges. Second option was he could take me up on my sly comment and I could ride his dick hard and fast. I couldn’t of taken my clothes off any quicker. He lifted me onto the trunk of my car and starting eating me out. He didn’t know I just recently got fucked at the bar and had a huge load for him to eat.

After he sucked my pussy, he bent me over and slid his small dick in me. I don’t think the fat cop gets much action because after a minute of being inside my juicy cunt, he came. After that, we both went our separate ways.

I was stoked I didn’t get busted, I even broke out the party favors on the way home to celebrate; while going the speed limit of course!

 

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Trashy Trish in a Construction Zone

Traffic was a fucking pain in the ass today because of so much construction. I was already late picking the kids up at my ex-husbands house and then traffic came to a dead stop. If it couldn’t get any worse my phone battery was dead so I had nothing to do but sit and wait.

My eye caught this young, hot Latino construction worker. I kept thinking why the hell he’s doing this and not a model. I was watching him move beams and the sweat was dripping from his bulging muscles. My MILF cunt was dripping. I was wearing a little dress and of course no panties, so I had easy excess to finger my wet pussy. I had 3 fingers deep inside and then I said to myself “Fuck It” I want the real thing. I’ve done crazier things before so getting out of my car in stopped traffic didn’t seem to bad.

The people in the other cars must of thought I was crazy and I know I am but if they knew when I get horny, my holes need to be satisfied. I tapped the hot guy on the shoulder and told him if he was interested in a hot quickie. He gave me a smile and I realized why he was no damn model but his jacked up smile didn’t stop me from wanting to get into his pants.

He grabbed my hand and took me behind the workers trailer. He unzipped his pants and hiked my skirt up and rammed down my dress so my big tits popped out. He hammered my cunt so fast while my titty’s were bouncing all over the place. He gave me a hot, sticky load deep inside my pussy. We looked over and some the construction workers were routing him on. I didn’t know they were watching but I always love an audience.

When I was walking back to my car, I heard assholes blowing their car horns left and right. When I got to the road, I realized they were honking at my car because traffic was now moving and I was totally in the way. Opps!

 

 

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Tinder Fuck

Look at my face. See how happy I am? Any cock makes me the happiest woman in the world.

I was having a pretty shitty day until I invited this guy I met on Tinder a few hours ago. I was smiling from ear to ear when I saw the size of his package. I usually see a big cock like that on the black guys I fuck in my neighborhood.

I’m so fucking horny today I asked him if he was willing to have a threesome with the black homeless man a block away from my house but he declined. When I get in this freak mode, which is quite often, I will fuck anyone or anything. My trashy, MILF holes never discriminate or turn down. If you put a farm animal in front of me today, I would of had just as much fun. 

When my Tinder fuck (forgot his name) left, I had to run to pick up the kids at school. I first stopped at the gas station by my house to pick up a few scratch offs and cigarettes. OMG the fucking Tinder guy was there. Just looking at him and knowing how big his dick was made my cunt drip. I asked if he wanted round 2 behind the gas station. He bent me over and fucked my pussy up for another cum load.

I left in a hurry with cum dripping down my leg and looked at the time. FUCK….I’m late now. Sorry kids, Mama was so close to being on time but cock always gets in the way.

 

 

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The Ex Can’t Keep Away From This Pussy

My ex husband and I have been divorced for several years now. He’s now remarried with a baby on the way. His wife is a cunt and we don’t get along. She’s prim and proper prude bitch and we obviously have nothing in common besides my ex.

My ex husband divorced me because I’m a shitty wife but thinks I’m a hot fucking whore but not marriage material (after the fact.)  I never was faithful to the poor bastard. What really ended it is when he came home from work early and found me on my knees in the living room surrounded by 6 guys. The only thing I was upset about is that he kicked them all out before I got every cum load I worked hard for.

My ex can’t keep away from this pussy for too long. We fuck about every couple of weeks and even more now since his pregnant bitch wife isn’t giving him any. She would leave his cheating ass in a heartbeat if she knew we were fucking. Anytime I need extra money which is all the time, I blackmail him and threaten to tell her. I normally do it after we fuck so he gives me money on my nightstand like a hooker.

 

 

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Trashy Trish Forgets The Kids (Again)

I forgot again to pick up the little ones from school today. The principal keeps threatening me but I always manage to get on his good side again. No one can turn down one of my sloppy blowjobs.

I had a very busy day after my Craigslist ad. I had 5 strangers show up at the house at random times for my MILF pussy and ass. I wanted all 5 cum loads in all different places on my body. It was my goal for the day and I’m satisfied it was achieved.

My ex husbands wife ended up getting the kids and bringing them back to her 6 bedroom mansion. The bitch came from money and she thinks she’s better than everyone else. She loves when I fuck up (which is often) so she can be a super hero to my kids. She’s a real fucking twat.

I finally pick up the kids and they tell me they’re hungry, damn kids are always fucking hungry. I forgot my wallet but I pulled into a gas station. I tell the brats to keep occupied in the car and I’ll be back in 10 minutes.

I offered $10 blowjob to a couple guys and finally I had a taker. He was big and smelly but I didn’t care. I got into his truck and blew him. He shot a huge load down my throat and I got my money and took the kids to McDonald’s. 

While the brats were sucking down milkshakes, my dinner will be later slurping down stranger cum in my stretched holes.

 

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