Archive for the 'Pathetic Loser Phone Sex' Category

Real Men Get To Fuck Me

I want to tell all of you callers that I only respond to real man cock. The kind of cock you little sissies dream of owning. The kind of cock you dream of sucking. Mouth open, lip gloss on, waiting to feel your mouth stretch around that throbbing 9 inch meat.

Maybe I will let you suck it before I fuck it, and have it fill my tight, wet slit until that thick man seed comes shooting out.

Do you want to watch? My husband did. So did my boyfriend. They knew they couldn’t satisfy me. Pathetic losers are put in my way to use to my advantage. Did you remember to spoil me? Real men get to fuck me in every hole. Makes you wonder how you measure up, doesn’t it?

You are insignificant. I need you for entertainment only. Satisfaction, hell no. I know you love serving me. Come pay me a visit and tell me what you bring to the table. Fucking forget about touching me, unless you pay. End of story. I wont let you cum either so don’t get your hopes up. I will charge your card and take a fat tip for my trouble. 

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Written By: Lacey James
Call  Lacey @ 1-866-949-4109
Email- AOL/Yahoo: cum4laceyjames

 

 

 

Your Cock Is Worthless To Me

I know you want me, loser… and guess what? You can’t have me! I only go for real men with huge dicks, not pathetic fucks like you.

I’m that hot, sassy princess you can never have. The only thing you get out of me is giggles and verbal abuse, maybe an occasional strap-on fuck if you’re a sissy faggot.

I had this total loser call me me the other day. He thought I would enjoy a picture of his small pencil dick. Ha, ha! He was all proud of his cock until I put him in his place. I told him I would never fuck him, even if he was the last guy on earth. He didn’t realize how pathetic  he really was until I set him straight. Now he knows his cock is worthless to me and he can’t cum without permission.

Call me, stupid. Get ready to serve and spoil your princess.

 

Written By: Princess Paris
Call Paris @ 1-866-363-3798
Email: cum2paris4me@aol.com

You Will Never Fuck Me

That tiny little stump dangling from between your legs is pathetic. But you didn’t need me to tell you that, did you? You’ve always known it’s smaller than normal- too small to please a woman, especially a hot girl like me.

I need cock and your ridiculous excuse for a penis will never come close. But you can’t keep your hands – excuse me, your index finger and your thumb – because it just gets lost in your hand- out of your pants, can you? You’re a freak of nature. So horny, yet so inadequately equipped to satisfy me.

So go ahead, show me what a little man does when he’s dealt from the short stack. I want to watch you play with that little tinker toy! Don’t even think about getting your jizz anywhere near me, loser. That crusty cum rag next to your bed is the only thing your tiny load is worthy of touching.

The closest you’ll ever come to fucking me is by living vicariously through a real man while he fills me with his cock. Learn your place, faggot… and I might let you watch. Of course, we’ll laugh at you while you play with that worthless piece of flesh, but you’re used to that, right?

 

Written By: Missy
Call  Missy @ 1-866-403-2903
Email:misbehavingmissy69@yahoo.com

 

 

 

 

 

I Need A Real Man

You’re so fucking pathetic, telling me how you’re going to fuck me with that little 2 inch non-existent “cock” of yours. Did you really think that something like that would really turn me on? I’m so fucking insulted. The only thing I can tell you is you better know how to eat pussy and ass because that’s all you’re getting, and you’re not even getting that unless I have a creamy load in both from real men.

You know that I’m a size queen, and that equipment you’re packing doesn’t even begin to cut it.

You better get on your knees and beg to clean up the mess the men before left behind. That is the closest thing to pussy and a piece of ass you’re going to get from me. I need a real man, with a real dick.

Keep that in mind the next time you even think about showing/offering it to me. I am an absolute Goddess! Now, get down and worship me.

 

Written By: Abby
Call Abby @ 1-866-946-0106

 

 

 

Good Entertainment

I just had lunch with a bunch of my close girlfriends today, and it’s so much fun when we all get together. I have the kind of friends that make me laugh so hard, my side hurts. Of course, we always talk about sex, toys, and well-endowed men.

My girlfriends are always up for a good laugh so I had to tell them about my caller the other day. He sent me an email of his penis, and I knew I couldn’t keep this picture all to myself. When I passed around my phone to show them the pic he sent me, all my girlfriends burst out laughing. We almost got kicked out of the restaurant, we hardly couldn’t contain ourselves.

All my girlfriends, and I agree, he is nothing but a pathetic loser. The only thing he is good for is a good laugh with my friends.

It’s so entertaining when I get pathetic small dick losers to call me. When it comes to your tiny penis, there might not be much to talk about but there’s so much to laugh about!

 

Written By: Chloe
Call Chloe @ 1-866-949-4106
Email- creamychloe@yahoo.com

 

You’re Such a Loser

Mean girl phone sex isn’t for just anyone, it’s for losers only. That would be YOU! I am mean by nature, it’s something I don’t fake.

Let’s get real, do you think a girl like me would ever be caught with a loser like you? If we were out in public together, strangers would know right away you would be paying me to be near you. You can’t fool anyone.

Losers like you need to be put in your place and totally humiliated. You’re so pathetic and have no one in your life so you will take anything. That’s why you call me because you have nothing else to look forward too.

Sometimes the sound of your loser voice annoys me so bad and I just put the phone down and ignore your pathetic ass. You’re so desperate that you press the phone against your ear to hear if I am near the phone. Little do you know, I have the phone on my nightstand and my boyfriend between my legs eating my pussy while I laugh and tell him what a pathetic loser you are. You so badly wish that was you eating my pussy, you and I both know that will never happen! I might put the phone down there so you can listen.

You’re such a loser!

 

Written By: Missy
Call  Missy @ 1-866-403-2903
Email:misbehavingmissy69@yahoo.com

 

 

 

 

Could You Be Anymore Pathetic

 

You stand before me with that glint of hope in your eye, your itty bitty cock in your hand. You pray that I will tell you it is good enough, that I will let you fuck me. You cringe when I open my mouth to speak and nothing but laughter pours out of these sexy lips.

Could you be any more pathetic? 

That’s not a cock, it’s a clitty and you know it! You are weak little worm, standing there with that limp noodle in your hand. Seriously, you need to get down on your knees and hold that little thing to the floor so I can crush it with my six inch stiletto heels.

No reason for you to subject another woman to that joke. I know exactly how to handle this situation. 

 

 

Written By: Trixie
Call Trixie @ 1-866-468-1014
Email: vegasgirltrixie@aol.com

 

You Are Afraid Of Me

 

I know you’re scared to call me. You’re afraid of what I will do with all the photos I make you send me. You’re afraid I will post them online and show everyone what a loser you are. Perhaps, you’re scared I will never let you cum because you wont behave. You’re afraid of all the naughty things I will make you do before I let you “possibly” cum.

You have a good reason to be afraid of me! I will blackmail you into submission. I will make you my personal play toy. I will laugh at your pathetic little cock. I will invite all my hot girlfriends over to see you play with it. I will handcuff you to my bed and tease that little pencil dick of yours. You’ll be begging me to touch your pathetic dick, and pleading with me to let you cum. 

You know who you are, and if you don’t mention this blog, I’ll NEVER let you cum again!

 

 

Written By: Missy
Call  Missy @ 1-866-403-2903
Email:misbehavingmissy69@yahoo.com

 

 

 

 

Blue Balls Phone Sex

 

I am too much woman for you, but I’ll have some fun with you. I love drawing men like you in, letting you think that you’re the only one that will be in my life. I thrive on giving men like you blue balls. I like to watch pathetic losers like you suffer. You think you can just fuck whoever you want, when you want. Trust me, I might act like I care but I really could care less how bad your balls are aching for release. I will force you to stroke your pathetic cock anytime I want.

By the time I’m done with you, you’ll feel the power and control I have over you. I will own your cock and lock your cock up if I please to. Feel the weakness take over you while I take ownership of your pathetic life. You will soon crave the aching feeling of blue balls. Driving you to  the edge endless times.

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Written By: Phoenix
Call Phoenix @ 1-866-949-9733
Email- phoenixwillruinyou@gmail.com

 

 

 

 

Good Little Cuck

I have a man in my life that takes care of almost all my needs. He spoils me, supports all my expensive habits, and keeps me in lavish comfort, but he’s lacking in one important area, the bedroom! His cock is just too small and he cannot satisfy me. He knows what a cock hungry size queen I am, and knows that his little dick just doesn’t make the cut.

He does serve some purposes though, he is an amazing pathetic little cuck! He stands at the foot of the bed and watches as a real man fucks all my tight holes. I look up at him and smirk. All he can do is stroke his little pencil dick. I can’t help but laugh at the look on his face as my current lover taunts him, telling him how fucking good my pussy and ass feel. He’ll never know that pleasure. There’s no way that sad excuse for a cock is coming anywhere near my perfect cunt. His job is to serve me and my wants and needs.

After hours of fucking, I have one final task for him. I put him on his back and squat above his face, letting all the creamy cum drip down into his mouth. He knows I expect all my holes to be cleaned out by his tongue. This is as close to my pussy that he will ever get, so he takes advantage, licking and sucking all he can. He’s the perfect man, my good little cuck.

 

Written By: Abby
Call Abby @ 1-866-946-0106