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Drink My Piss Bitch

This image has an empty alt attribute; its file name is r44-300x437-206x300.jpgGetting thirsty, aren’t you? You are the perfect toilet slave for me. Anything that comes out of my body is delicious, and you crave it. You might want to fuck me bitch, but we both know that will never happen. At first, you settled for my body fluids, but now you crave them.

It all began when we were out drinking at Greenwood Cemetery. I had to piss really bad from all the drinks, and I was looking for a spot that was secluded, but then I thought I would piss on one of the graves. You followed me and right before I went to squat, you slid under me with your mouth open. You licked me clean, and were so very fucking careful not to do anything I might hurt you for. You might be my friend, but my rules are just fucking that.

It was that time of the month, and you got an extra bloody treat from me. You fucking lost it. You just wanted more and more, and I was happy to supply you. I allowed you to move in with me, and I never needed to use the hard, cold toilet seat again.

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Written By: Malaya Maxxx
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The “Golden” Granny

My neighbors little granddaughter calls me the Golden Granny. Since I’m in my golden years as they say, I like a nice, hot golden shower. Now mind you, I liked it when I was younger as well but I really enjoy it at my present age.

My neighbor Al is a kinky bastard, and I love going over to his house for some naughty afternoon fun. His granddaughter has been there for a few days and she’s such a doll. She’s a cute little thing and she doesn’t mind joining in sometimes. She loves to watch her grandpa give me the most intense golden showers.

She’s a little kink pot herself, she will lick the hot, yellow flowing stream off my body. We will press our bodies together and feel his warm piss between us. Her young, tender skin feels so good against my old, wrinkly body.

This Golden Granny loves her Golden Showers!

 

Written By: Granny Trudy
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Faggot Daddy Part 2

        Faggot daddy came home and told me something that totally pissed me off. He said that there is another phone sex daddy/daughter making movies and they are outdoing us. Well I sure can’t have that. I am the nastiest little porn princess, and my incest play is the best fucking EVER!

Phone sex Daddy ate a fresh load of cum out of my bald little pussy while we talked about what we could do to fix that. I’ve seen and done most everything with daddy with just two exceptions. I never made him get fucked by a furry friend, or be my human toilet. That was about to change! 

We got ready for our producer to come over. Daddy put on a pink silk thong, little matching training bra, and his wig and makeup. I love when daddy looks like a cheap crack whore! I put on a cute little easy access dress, and stripper pumps. Daddy’s eyes got huge when he saw all the men with huge dicks. OMG, even I began to drool at those big dicks. Of course, tonight it was all about humiliating faggot daddy.

    Cum be my phone sex daddy? I love family play, humiliation, toilet play, fisting, glory holes and anything else that is totally taboo. Give me a call, let’s see what you got!

 

Written By: Teen Torrie
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Pussy Worship The Goddess

I invited over my little pet. He loves being in my presence and does anything I ask. He’s pathetic like the rest of them but this one in particular has something that intrigues me. He has a very long tongue.

He comes into my house and I instructed him to get on my living room floor, leaving his clothes on. I slid down my skirt, revealing my crotchless panties. I lowered my body and straddled his face. His long tongue slid inside my pussy hole. I fucked his face hard and fast, suffocating him until I squirted in his mouth. He moved his body to get up but I told him that he was not to move, and we’re just getting started.

I was amusing myself by using his face to get my dripping cunt off as many times as I could. I’m not going to lie, his tongue felt fucking amazing. I came so many times that I even peed all over his mouth.

After several hours, I handed him a towel to dry off a little and threw him out of my house. You are no longer needed.

 

 

Written By: Goddess Jezzabelle
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Black Pussy and Golden Showers

I have a white man that calls me that is really nasty. He never wants to fuck my chocolate cunt. He likes to stroke his little white dick while I piss all over him. He lies on his back with his cock in hand and starts to stroke while he stares at my puckered asshole. That dirty hole always gets him tingling. He sticks his nose in it and sniffs it while his hand shoots up and down the length of his prick. When it’s time to really send him over the edge, I straddle him and give him what he really wants. All that warm pee to lube his cock up. You should hear the way his moans with that hot stream hit his cock. He looks down and watches it splash all over him, and he’s blowing his load in seconds.

I love a nasty man and this guy is the nastiest. I don’t even need toilet paper. His tongue gladly laps every drop up and leaves my pussy squeaky clean.

 

Written By: Juicy Jasmine
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Princess Delaney’s Toilet Slave

Get over here toilet slave, you have a tight little asshole to cleanup. I know you are ready to serve me in every way possible. I was with a real man last night and his jizz is now dripping out of me. Slide in your tongue and slurp up every drop. As you swirl your tongue in my ass, you wait for the sweet aroma coming from me. You crave my ass perfume, because of what comes next.

You’re anxiously waiting for my jizz covered turd. Why would a Princess like me need toilet paper, when I have you. I am super tired from a night of fucking and need my beauty sleep. Come on my toilet slave and curl up by my ass. You certainly don’t want me to have to interrupt my sleep with going to the bathroom. That is what you are for!

 

Written By: Delaney
Call  Delaney @ 1-888-566-2337
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Cock Kisses

 Some men are just complete fucking cunt faces. I have one in-particular and while he is dead serious, I laugh my fucking ass off as soon as I hear his fag face voice. He can’t get enough of body fluids. Shit, piss, snot and jizz, he craves it all. He does have an issue with blood, but well if I have been fucked and on my period, he will take it like a greedy little pig! 

His newest expression is “cock kisses”. I just assumed it was kissing someones cock, but I should have known better with this jerk off. It is when the girlfriend he once had sucks a guy off and then kisses him with a mouth of of jizz. I call that snowballing, like most people. Of course, asswipe isn’t like any normal person I know. Leave it to him to come up with a fucked little expression for it. Did I mention he does like women, but how the fuck could he satisfy one with his little clitty?

I could talk about him for hours, as he is just that fucking hysterical.  He is just a mixed bag stupidity. He goes by many names douchebag, asswipe, cunt face, jerk off and my favorite because it was the first Philip The Faggot.  I have spit many drinks out laughing, quite the waste of booze but entirely worth the laughs.

 

 Written By: Poison Ivy
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It Was An Accident!

I was at this house party Saturday night and all my friends ditched me and went their own separate ways. I ended up talking to a really nice guy. The drinks were flowing down pretty good and I was feeling more frisky and so was the conversation. The music was really loud so he pulled a corny line to go somewhere quieter so we could talk. I knew that we wouldn’t be doing too much talking because as soon as we went into a bedroom upstairs, the clothes were flying off one another.

He laid down on the bed and I starting riding him pretty hard. His cock was hitting the right spot inside of my pussy and it made me had to pee. I had so many drinks and I never made it to the bathroom before I met this guy. I couldn’t hold it any longer and I just let it go all over his cock and him. I thought he would of been grossed out and left but he was totally into golden showers. After that, he went down on me and licked my pee off my legs and pussy lips.

After he licked me clean, he told me it was my turn. I was confused as he put his hard cock inside of me. A few pumps and I felt this warm gush inside of me. He pissed inside my cunt and it felt so amazing.

It was a total accident and I never done this before but this is something I want to do again and again.

 

Written By: Amanda
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Fucking Thinking Of You

  I guess you thought this might be some kind of fucking sappy romantic I miss you kind of blog? Fucking hardly, you twat face. I was surfing for a movie around 4am and one was on that made me laugh so hard I spit out my fucking drink. My fuck buddy was asleep but I had to wake him for this. It wasn’t so much the movie was funny but when they said “squeal like a pig” that made me think of a certain caller. 

Can you imagine talking to someone and all of a sudden they make pig sounds? I had him keep going so I could put my phone on threeway. Seriously? You think I wouldn’t share such stupidity with a friend or two? I know you might want to think I might have a sweet bone in my slamming body, but I don’t dumb ass. 

Humiliation is my specialty, and don’t think I will hide my laughter; because it is all about me and the fun I have on the phone with my collection of sissy boys, CBT lovers, freaks and little dick losers. Give me a call, and if you’re lucky I just might share you with my hot friends.

 

Written By: Fetishista Frankie
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Piss Boy Returns

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Do I usually share my calls?  Sometimes there is this one caller, can you say “fucked in the head”? Fun, depraved in a different way then moi, and FUCKED UP!  I knew who he was the minute he spoke, ah YES, piss boy returns. He was drinking and doing blow and I decided to join him in the drinking. I had a bottle of Baileys that was calling my name. 

My deviant little mind was already thinking of “pissy” tasks for him to do. I do so amuse my fucking self!  We played the shot glass game again, where he wasn’t sure if he was drinking his piss or vodka. I shall call it piss roulette. Then I had him gather a few things for moi. He fetched an apple cut in quarters, a designer brand shoe, designer underwear, his designer haircut was freshly washed, then he sat on his designer blanket on his designer basement floor. I think you get where I am going and where his designer haircut will be going.

I imagine you are either laughing now, sickened or horrified at my demented mind. What did I have Piss Boy do with these items? He played apple roulette with a  apple slice dipped in his rancid piss, he pissed in his shoe and put his foot in it, and one of my favorites was dumping the bowl of piss on his head ruining his designer haircut. Now, we were on a very long call and the more I enjoyed my Baileys, the more creative I got. I made him snort up his piss with his blow twenty dollar bill. I do not watch comedies, my sense of humor is extremely dark so you can imagine if it has me laughing, it is pure evil!

Piss Boy was to get up early and take his girlfriend and mother out for New Years Eve brunch. I gave him 3 choices. He couldn’t shower the piss smell off, he had to fill a water bottle with his piss and put in cup holder or he had to cancel. One wonder if he still has that girlfriend?

 

Written By: Malaya Maxx
Call  Malaya @ 1-866-659-8370
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