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What Do You Expect Me To Do With That?

     I got an awesome new job as an intern at a record company. I was super excited by all the perks of the job. While the money was minimal to start, the benefits, traveling, and most of all, meeting sexy musicians made it so worthwhile. I couldn’t wait to start. The first few days were so much fun. I greeted people, served them drinks, and made them feel at home. So many hot men and women that I was horny all the time! 

One day one of my crushes from my teens walked it. He was older, tall and so fucking hot! We flirted back and forth , and he asked me out for drinks.

I met him at his suite since he needed privacy. He had drinks and snacks waiting for me when I got there. We chatted, flirted some more, and soon I was ready to fuck. I would like to say I could tell he was ready by the bulge in his pants, but well, not so much! I mean not so much at all!!! Well he was older, so maybe it just took him longer to warm up. 

Then it happened, or should I say didn’t happen. He slowly undressed me, kissing and licking his way down. I was so horny, and his tongue felt amazing. I was ready for more. I needed to have a big, thick dick pounding me. I put my hand between his legs, and then nothing. I mean he was hard, but hardly there. I mean like a pinky size. I guess because of who he was no other woman had the nerve to tell him that he was Mr. Empty Pants, he was rather proud of that wee little thing. I tried to suck it, maybe he was a grower, but nope it was like sucking one of my little fingers. Then I began to laugh. Not just a giggle but an uncontrollable, hysterical laugh. I texted my friends to show them how fucking tiny he was. No one could believe it. Well, I did have some real men in my contacts. So, bye bye Mr. Empty Pants.  

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Written By: Callie
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Worthless Dick

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT???

I am sure you hear that saying all the time because you have a worthless dick. It’s incredibly sad that you can never pleasure a woman in your whole entire existence. Once you take that pathetic thing out of your pants, woman hysterically laugh while pointing to the micro object between your legs. The best part for me is when you tell me how many inches you get when you’re erect. I really can’t wrap my head around a dick that size so I will ask you to compare it to something like a baby carrot, chapstick or your pinky.

If you think you have a worthless dick (which I’m sure you do) send me a picture so I can get a good laugh. It doesn’t stop there though, I will go out of my way to humiliate and degrade you. I will show my hot friends your picture. They won’t believe the photo is real, they’ll think I photoshopped it. Once I tell them that is your actual dick, they will also get a good laugh out of it.

Soooo….. you pathetic, worthless dick loser, are you ready to call me or are you worried your dick will shrink & shrivel even more from my verbal humiliation.

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Written By: Phoenix
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Email- phoenixwillruinyou@aol.com

Cuckold Loser Phone Sex

When I find a new boy toy, a romantic relationship is the last thing I want. I normally put him in his place right away and let him know his cock will never be enough for me. I will humiliate him and turn him into a cuckold loser.

If you want any type of “relationship” with me, you better like the taste of thick, gooey cum dripping from my wet cunt. Also, don’t plan on having sex with me….ever! If you want to make me happy, put your pathetic face under my pussy and catch any warm juices while my big cock lover balls are slapping your chin.

You can listen to me moan with sheer pleasure when his big monster cock is stretching me. Get your tongue ready because when he cums, it’s like a river and I want to be licked clean, no exceptions!

Are you ready to be my clean up boy? The taste will be so rewarding.

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Written By: Diana
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Email- dirtydiana4phone@yahoo.com

Missy’s Pig!

HA HA HA!

I love owning all my little money fuck pigs. Look what I had my piggy do while he was suppose to be working! He can’t concentrate on anything else but making his Goddess happy. My loser pig is too busy worshiping my dirty ass and taking dick selfies so the whole world knows that I own his pathetic, faggot ass. He knows I have 100 percent complete control over him and his wallet. It’s so much fun to laugh at him and spend all of his money! LOSER!

 

Written By: Missy
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Email:misbehavingmissy69@yahoo.com

 

Are You Ass Worthy?

Are you worthy of my gorgeous ass? Do you think I let any loser just touch, squeeze or grab it? The answer is no. You will never be fortunate enough to have that luxury of rubbing your grimy hands all over my cute, little butt. You’ll  never be lifting my skirt and getting a handful of my ass in your hands as well.

Maybe you’ll never have my ass intimately but are you a worthy loser to have what’s inside my asshole?  Do you have what it takes to thoroughly clean my dirty ass, and leave nothing behind? You have a lot to prove to me before I decide to squat over your face and let it all go.

I’m going to need the perfect loser who can handle a mouthful of shit, and thick, ropes of cum dripping from my beautiful asshole. Ahh yes, a real man will have the ultimate pleasure of fucking my ass, and then there’s you….the pathetic clean up faggot.

Once I hear your desperate loser voice, I’ll decide if you’re ass worthy or not.

 

 

Written By: Missy
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Creamy Halloween Treats

One of my girlfriends asked me to go to a Halloween party at a pretty bad ass club last night. I can never say no to going out! Since I absolutely love this holiday and love dressing up, I took the invite.

It was a pretty cool club, I was definitely getting a lot of attention from all the men in there. I was wandering around in my sexy little outfit when this one man approached me. He was really hot and I wasn’t really sure what to expect of him. He leaned in towards me and whispered in my ear, how horny he was for me and and needed to fuck me. He was definitely my type of guy. 

We made our way down a side street, it was busy but not that busy. The next thing I knew I was up against a wall with his hands sliding into my moist panties his big, thick fingers started teasing my pussy making me want him as bad as he wanted me. My juices were gushing down his fingers. That is when he grabbed me by the waist and bent me over. He was tall, dark, and handsome. He grabbed my ass and spanked his big, black cock on my wet pussy and asshole. He asked me which one should he start with?

Now, my sweet little fucker… that is reading this. I have a creamy treat in both my holes. Come be my trick and I’ll let you have your treat like a good boy. 

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Written By: Sierra
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Cum Eating Sluts

Let me tease you about what a cum eating loser you are. I know I love a thick, gooey creamy load and I am sure you do to. I think you have a few more secrets that you’ve been hiding.

My pussy has a nice creamy load marinating in it. I left it there just for you. Climb in between my legs and start licking my perfect pussy. I have a cream filled treat waiting for you if you can dig your tongue deep enough. You’re so eager to clean every drop up. Lapping up my juices making my pussy sloppy wet. Once you eat all the delicious cum out of my pussy, just position yourself right at my sweet little shit hole. I have another surprise for you.

Give me a call and let’s put your tongue to work.

 

 

Written By: Lusty Lindsay
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Email- lindsay4pleasure@aol.com

 

OBEY & PAY

Repeat after me: Phoenix makes the rules!

I’m the one in charge. I don’t care if you’re some big shot. When you call me, I will break you. You might be the boss to other people but not to me. You will obey my every commands. If you chose to not follow my rules, there’s consequences. I’m sure the people closest to you would really be shocked to know that you pay a Financial Domme to call you a pathetic loser.

The real question is; are you even deserving to pay tribute to me? If it’s your first time calling me, I will have to assess you and see if you’re even worthy enough to be my money slave. There’s millions of losers in this world, I just need to know how pathetic you really are. Once the assessment has been made by me, I will tell you the rules. If you don’t obey, you will pay, and ultimately; I will ruin you.

 

Written By: Phoenix
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Email- phoenixwillruinyou@aol.com

 

You’re Fucked, Loser!

You have been a very bad husband. You pimped out your wife, and stole your Mother in Law’s diamond necklace. Now it is time to pay the piper. You had no idea your mother in law was a practicing witch craft, now did you dumb ass? Karma is a bitch, so now you will be our bitch.

She found me, and now you are FUCKED. You must pay her back for that necklace, but at the same time you must make financial amends with her daughter, your ex wife. You barely make enough to pay your bills. So what is fucking next then?

You could try to run, but you are bound to us and there is no escape. Think on it awhile, the answer to your problems is your two fuck holes. Yes, loser you’re going to see what it is like to be pimped out. I am going to give you lessons on just how to suck a dick. If I am into the man, I give the hottest, sloppiest wet blowjobs. Your head would blow off with excitement. Watch me so you can learn? Hardly, you pathetic loser.

Down on your knees, and do a good job so you can get your $5.00 to give to your Mother In Law. At this rate, it will take you years to pay your debt. By the time we are done with you, you just might enjoy sucking dick and getting your ass pounded.

 

 Written By: Poison Ivy
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Girls Night That Got Interrupted

I had a girls night at my condo. I invited 6 of my closest friends. I bought alcohol, junk food and got a few Redbox movies.

My girlfriends and I were having a blast. We were all in our sexy pajamas just drinking and talking about men. I brought out my new favorite dildo and told them how awesome it was. I was rubbing it up against my friends ass when all of a sudden my phone sex line rings. I look at my caller ID and it was my favorite loser, Jeff!

At first, I wasn’t going to take it because my indicator was off, but then I thought how fun it would be if my girlfriends listened in. I put him on speaker phone and right away from his sad, pathetic voice, my friends all starting laughing. He could hear them so I told him what was going on.

I asked Jeff if he would send over a picture of his little pencil dick so all my friends can have a laugh. Sure enough, they all had something to say between the laughter of 6 girls. They couldn’t believe a loser like Jeff even existed. They told him that he couldn’t be a man for having a penis that size, so we gave him a new name: Julia.

We had Julia get out a toy but he said he didn’t own any, I found that hard to believe, but whatever. After going through a list of things, we finally thought of the perfect thing for our loser. He had a cucumber! We told him to measure it and he said it was about 7 inches, which was double his size. My girlfriends and I instructed Julia to fuck his man pussy. He did everything we asked and then his little clit squirted a few drops.

My friends said it was the best night ever!

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Written By: Missy
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