Archive for the 'Loser Phone Sex' Category

You’re Such a Loser

Mean girl phone sex isn’t for just anyone, it’s for losers only. That would be YOU! I am mean by nature, it’s something I don’t fake.

Let’s get real, do you think a girl like me would ever be caught with a loser like you? If we were out in public together, strangers would know right away you would be paying me to be near you. You can’t fool anyone.

Losers like you need to be put in your place and totally humiliated. You’re so pathetic and have no one in your life so you will take anything. That’s why you call me because you have nothing else to look forward too.

Sometimes the sound of your loser voice annoys me so bad and I just put the phone down and ignore your pathetic ass. You’re so desperate that you press the phone against your ear to hear if I am near the phone. Little do you know, I have the phone on my nightstand and my boyfriend between my legs eating my pussy while I laugh and tell him what a pathetic loser you are. You so badly wish that was you eating my pussy, you and I both know that will never happen! I might put the phone down there so you can listen.

You’re such a loser!

 

Written By: Missy
Call  Missy @ 1-866-403-2903
Email:misbehavingmissy69@yahoo.com

 

 

 

 

Blue Balls Phone Sex

 

I am too much woman for you, but I’ll have some fun with you. I love drawing men like you in, letting you think that you’re the only one that will be in my life. I thrive on giving men like you blue balls. I like to watch pathetic losers like you suffer. You think you can just fuck whoever you want, when you want. Trust me, I might act like I care but I really could care less how bad your balls are aching for release. I will force you to stroke your pathetic cock anytime I want.

By the time I’m done with you, you’ll feel the power and control I have over you. I will own your cock and lock your cock up if I please to. Feel the weakness take over you while I take ownership of your pathetic life. You will soon crave the aching feeling of blue balls. Driving you to  the edge endless times.

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Written By: Phoenix
Call Phoenix @ 1-866-949-9733
Email- phoenixwillruinyou@gmail.com

 

 

 

 

Cuckold Humiliation Phone Sex

I want a cream pie cleanup phone sex more than anything. It’s definitely a cuckold phone sex favorite.

Do you realize real men don’t sit around hoping their hot wife is out fucking a big cock? That means you’re a total loser with a worthless dick. Your wife thinks so too. Why do you think she never fucks you anymore? You can’t satisfy her that’s why she’s probably out with a real man having incredible orgasms while you sit around all day jerking off thinking about her.

Call me for some cuckold humiliation phone sex.

 

Written By: Cindy
Call Cindy @ 1-866-792-2313
Email- dialcindy4sex@aol.com

Wallet Fucking Princess

Hello all you pathetic piggy’s! Make no mistake, I’m evil and manipulative to you no dick losers. I am the snobby, sexy, bitchy princess you have been craving. You faggot losers would be nothing without me!

I laugh my ass off at you pay wimps always begging to open your wallet and serve me. I take and take until I drain you until there is nothing left. Go ahead losers submit to Princess Missy, I dare you!

When you are left helpless crawling on the floor at my feet begging for more, don’t be surprised you will get NO sympathy from me.

I know you will be graveling soon.

 

 

Written By: Missy
Call  Missy @ 1-866-403-2903
Email:misbehavingmissy69@yahoo.com

 

I can spot a loser anywhere!

It’s Spring Break!

I spent some time at the beach and couldn’t believe how many losers were there. By looking at their wives/girlfriends, it’s no wonder why they were staring me.

There you were sitting with your sun screened nose, plaid trunks with your tiny dick, and next to your repulsive woman – YOU ARE A FUCKING LOSER. I’m glad to give you that few moments of eye candy that you can jack off too later, but you are worthless to me.

What cracks me up is these guys don’t know they’re a loser. They think they can attract a girl like me? HA HA!

Sad. Pathetic.

I went to a bar on the beach, had a drink, and asked the bartender for a pen and napkin. I went back and handed the loser the napkin that had my name on it, and I written out Phone Sex Loser Line- 866.403.2903

He called me the very next day and wanted me to humiliate him for an hour. Go figure. I can spot a loser anywhere.

 

 

Written By: Missy
Call  Missy @ 1-866-403-2903
Email:misbehavingmissy69@yahoo.com

 

 

 

Everything You Own Is Now Mine

You have been watching me for months now. When I cross my legs you stare eagerly hoping for a glance at my creamy thighs and beautiful pussy. When I lean forward, you hope for a glance at my nipples. Do you think I haven’t noticed? Now it’s time for payback!

Hand over your wallet now!  Really, just one MasterCard? I know better than that by the car you are driving and the house you live in. Yes, I know it all!

  Empty your pockets or I will scream so loud the windows will break. That is much better. Now count them slowly, and as you do tell me the balance on each card. Stop staring at me and speak without stuttering.

These $100 bills will do very nicely. You look like you’re about to cry, but yet your useless, pathetic dick is as hard as a rock. Interesting!  

You may stroke it while signing over your car and your house to me. You do have two hands, don’t you? Oh look what has happened. The thought of draining your finances has made my sweet, creamy pussy very wet. I love money and taking it from losers like you.

Just one more thing before you leave, get a second job because you’ll be needing one to fill your daily Phoenix addiction.

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Written By: Phoenix
Call Phoenix @ 1-866-949-9733
Email- phoenixwillruinyou@gmail.com

 

 

Piggy Says Feed me

        Oh hey, Piggy. I have a special treat just for your hungry, drooling mouth. I saw you watching me and my boyfriend fuck when you snuck back home. I wonder if your wife knows you missed work to sneak home to watch us. I could tell her, or you could do something for me.

My boyfriend is huge. I know you’re jealous, and wish you were that big. Sadly, you aren’t! My sweet fuck holes are sore from taking such a deep,  hard fucking. That is where you come in pervert.

First, start with my adorable flat chest. Lick the cum off my pink nipples. Next, drag your tongue down to my stretched out pussy. It’s super dirty, so lick out all the jizz. Yummy!

Now I have to pee, so open wide.  Next and most importantly, it’s time to take care of my sore asshole. Lick it nice and slow, slide in your tongue deep to get all the cum out.  Now if you’re good, I will have a treat for you. Just like a moist, fudgy brownie. Yum- yum!

 

 

Written By: Teen Torrie
Call Torrie @ 1-866-415-2934
Email- teentorrie@aol.com

 

 

 

Valentine’s Day Chocolates

Happy Valentines Day, Loser!

It’s supposedly a day of love and I’m feeling super generous and want to give you something nice.

I tell you to close your eyes and hold out your hands. I place a heart shaped box of chocolates in the palm of your sweaty hands. You open it with excitement and see big pieces of chocolate in brown paper candy cups.

I grab one of the chocolates and tell you to open wide. I instruct you not to bite into it and just let the creaminess melt in your mouth. I see you’re enjoying your Missy chocolates, aren’t you loser?

You know I would never buy you a damn thing but Valentines Day is one of my favorite times of the year, so I wanted to be nice and give you my brown, smelly shit.

I personalized each one, so no two pieces of shit were the same. There’s a few with white cream in the middle. My asshole got fucked by a couple of well hung guys and I thought that it would make the perfect treat for you!

Enjoy!

 

 

 

Written By: Missy
Call  Missy @ 1-866-403-2903
Email:misbehavingmissy69@yahoo.com

 

 

Under My Control

I love using pathetic men like you. You’ll be punished and disciplined for being a weak horny loser. You’re always jerking your cock without permission. In time spent with me, you will learn how to control yourself and you will learn how to obey me at all times. If not, you will face a hardcore punishment. I will be bringing tears to your eyes.

You’ll also be asking for permission to cum at all times along with begging me to pull out the strap-on so I can start training you to be my new slut.

You’ll be shocked when you call me and hear my sweet, young voice that I will put you in your place immediately. No turning back now, you will be under my control.

 

 

Written By: Laney
Call Laney @ 1-866-278-6755
Email- AOL/Yahoo: tightlittlelaney

 

All You Want For Christmas…..

Happy Holiday’s Losers!

Only I know what you really want for Christmas. No one knows the real you like I do. They would be shocked to know that all you want is my shit and farts. You’re so addicted, aren’t you faggot?

I can picture your ultimate Christmas with me. You run to your stocking with your name on it-“Loser,” of course. You reach into your big, red stocking and find a glass bottle. I instruct you to open it and take a big whiff. It’s just what a pathetic loser like you has been hoping for all year long. I bottled up my farts just for you.

I’m feeling extra generous this year and I am going to smother your  pathetic face with my gorgeous ass while I give you a brown and yellow Christmas treat.

 

Show me how much you care!

 

Written By: Missy
Call  Missy @ 1-866-403-2903
Email:misbehavingmissy69@yahoo.com