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You Will Never Measure Up To My Standards

Do you honestly think a girl like me would like a small penis? The funny thing is little dick losers love to call me. They like when I ridicule their manhood, and they quickly realize I never hold back.

They love when I tell them about my sex life. I tell them about some of my fuck buddies I see on a regular basis. It all kind of made sense when my callers would start asking me questions about what size cocks I preferred. They wanted to know how big they are. They asked about exact measurements, how big are their balls, and how good it felt when they gave me a hard pounding.

It’s funny to me because I can hear them stroking their tiny pencil dicks when I gave them the juicy details. They only wished they could satisfy a girl like me, but we both know it will never happen. Keep rubbing that tiny clit of yours because I’m a size queen and you’ll never measure up to my standards.

 

Written By: Dakota
Call  Dakota @ 1-866-591-0847
Email: dirtydakota4pleasure@yahoo.com

 

 

Yogurt, Bread, Creamer, Tide….

You might think that is an odd blog title, but it captured your attention, didn’t it?

Yogurt, bread, creamer and Tide were the things I need at the store. I was repeating my grocery list in my head over and over again when my husband was fucking me last night.

He just got back from a long business trip and he couldn’t wait to fuck his wife. I on the other hand, was dreading having sex with him because he simply doesn’t please me. His cock is so small that I can’t feel him inside me at all. He knows I love big dicks, and he enjoys watching them pound my pussy. Over the years, I’ve turned him into a cuckold. He understands that he doesn’t satisfy me, and I married him for money. He loves the fact that he has a beautiful trophy wife, and he would do anything to keep me happy.

Every now and then when my husband comes home from a business trip, he will want sex. I always hope it’s over with as quickly as it possibly can. I wish he would cheat on me so he wouldn’t come home horny. Maybe there’s a woman out there that would like a small cock? I know he would never do that to me though, I have him wrapped around my little finger.

If your wife looks bored while you’re fucking her, she might be going over her shopping list too.

 

 

Written By: Simone
Call  Simone @ 1-866-792-5004
Email: moanforsimone@gmail.com

 

 

 

 

Size Queen Bree Gives JOI To Sexy Traveler

One of my favorite callers got a little drunk at dinner with his client. At the upscale, gourmet restaurant, he had a heavy meal, a great steak dinner with a few glasses of red wine. Now he was alone in his hotel room and feeling horny, so he called me. I could hear that he was relaxed but eager to play. It would be a long, slow, edging session.

What makes him my favorite caller? Well, if you know me, you know that I am the one little brat who is the biggest size queen. I adore him so much because he is sweet, but also, he has a huge cock! Our phone sex sessions are hot, and he makes me cum so much!

That night, I was feeling a little naughty. Because of the wine and his long day, he was not fully hard yet. I asked him to tell me exactly how big he was, but he could only guess about eight inches. I gave him some very specific jerk-off-instructions, and to let me know when his cock got harder, longer and thicker.

I got an idea that was so naughty and fun. I knew there was a young, cute sounding front desk girl. I told my caller to put his pants back on but not his underwear. I wanted a big bulge in his tight pants. He had me on his cell, and luckily his call didn’t drop in the elevator. I made him go to the lobby and ask that cute girl for a ruler. I listened to him, and I could hear her giggle as she gave it to him.

Once we were back in the room, he got naked again, and our game continued. He was almost eight inches when he began stroking for me. It was so hot! I fingered myself, and I talked about how big his cock would feel inside of my super tight pussy. Every so often, I had him measure his growing cock. Once he got to a little over eleven inches! I made him edge over and over until I finally let him cum.

Your Bratty Size Queen,

Bree 

 

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 Written By: Bratty Bree
Call  Bree @ 1-866-403-3466
Email: teenbrattybree@aol.com

Hot Girls Love Humiliating Guys With Little Dicks

My girlfriends and I were at the park playing volleyball. It was the first warm day of the year.We were in our tiny shorts and enjoying the feel of the sun on our faces.

One of the girls hit the ball hard, and the other team missed. The volleyball rolled pretty far from us. A guy grabbed the ball and held onto it instead of tossing back to us. I guess he thought that we were innocent young girls who had not seen a lot of cocks. He only agreed to give us the ball back if we would look at his big cock and tell us what we thought of it. We agreed. I admit that we were curious, and hoping to admire a big, juicy cock. Now maybe he wanted SPH and wanted us to laugh at him. He unzipped his pants and pulled out his 5-inch dick. At first, we just looked at him and then each other. I think he was stunned when all of us hot girls started laughing so loud. He was surprised and so embarrassed that he put it back in his pants. We assured him that all of our boyfriends were eight inches or bigger. He held his head in shame, but he must know that hot girls only go for big cocks!

If you enjoy SPH, call me! I want to laugh at you too! 

Bad Little Bree 

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 Written By: Bratty Bree
Call  Bree @ 1-866-403-3466
Email: teenbrattybree@aol.com

Cum Dumpster Ted

I have a little white sissy faggot named Ted that calls me. He loves to worship his cocoa goddess and that includes sucking all the cum out of my stretched out gaping holes after I have a night out with some real men. Ted knows that he could never please me with that teeny little thing that hangs between his legs, so he plays clean up boy. You should hear the sounds that he makes while he’s tasting and swallowing all of that thick creamy jizz. He likes it straight from the source too. He’s an amazing little cocksucker and will bend over and take one in his pathetic little ass too as long as it’s big and black… that’s his favorite! He is the best little cum dumpster!

Written By: Juicy Jasmine
Call Jasmine @ 1-866-404-8498
Email- Aol/Yahoo:juicyjasmine4phone

Worthless Dick

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT???

I am sure you hear that saying all the time because you have a worthless dick. It’s incredibly sad that you can never pleasure a woman in your whole entire existence. Once you take that pathetic thing out of your pants, woman hysterically laugh while pointing to the micro object between your legs. The best part for me is when you tell me how many inches you get when you’re erect. I really can’t wrap my head around a dick that size so I will ask you to compare it to something like a baby carrot, chapstick or your pinky.

If you think you have a worthless dick (which I’m sure you do) send me a picture so I can get a good laugh. It doesn’t stop there though, I will go out of my way to humiliate and degrade you. I will show my hot friends your picture. They won’t believe the photo is real, they’ll think I photoshopped it. Once I tell them that is your actual dick, they will also get a good laugh out of it.

Soooo….. you pathetic, worthless dick loser, are you ready to call me or are you worried your dick will shrink & shrivel even more from my verbal humiliation.

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Written By: Phoenix
Call Phoenix @ 1-866-949-9733
Email- phoenixwillruinyou@aol.com

My Date Needed a Strap-On

My date went better than I thought and I couldn’t believe how hot you were getting me throughout the course of the evening. I couldn’t wait to bring you back to my place and fuck the shit out of you! Everything was going so great and then….

 You pulled your underwear down below your knees. I even pointed and said “what is that thing?” How the fuck is a dick your size going to please me or anyone for that matter? I never seen anything so small before. I had to take several pictures and group text all my girlfriends so they could see what I was dealing with. Well knowing my friends, they’re going to want to see it in person.

 How can you even call yourself a man with something so small between your legs? There’s only one way you are fucking me and that’s if you put on my 9 inch strap-on over your tiny clit. Even that is a tad small for my liking but it’s a hell of a lot better than your micro penis. I find it funny yet sad that you have to use the strappy on me when I should be using it on you. In fact, maybe you deserve a hard ass fucking because how pathetic you are.

 The only way to recover from this night, is by me inviting all my friends over so they can laugh at your little pee pee while I’m fucking you with my strap-on. I can honestly say, I don’t think there will be another date but if I need a good laugh, I know exactly who to call.

 

Written By: Shawnee
Call Shawnee @ 1-866-446-5669
Email- satisfyshawnee@aol.com

 

You Need a PHD To Be With Me!

All my men need to have a PHD! No, not what you’re thinking; although having a hot Doctor wouldn’t be a bad thing.

PHD = Pretty Huge Dick! You know I am a size queen and I have no qualms to tell you to your face that you’re worthless to me. Big dicks are not for every girl but my pussy needs a big one to stuff and fill it.

I had one small cock when I was younger and I knew I never wanted to feel a pencil dick again. Actually, to be quite honest, there wasn’t anything to feel because I barely knew he was in me. Sad and fucking pathetic. I have a beautiful pussy; looks and tastes amazing so why would I want a average cock? Nope- not gonna happen.

I always like to find bigger and better. Will I ever be happy with one cock for the rest of my life? Doubtful.

The One and Only,

~M.M.~

 
Written By: Memphis
Call Memphis @ 1-866-629-7037
Email: memphismonroe80@aol.com

 

 

 

My Naughty Boys

  I sure hope you have been a naughty boy this year. Auntie Debi loves when her boys get naughty, especially with each other.

A few days ago, I came home to find my phone sex boys going through my walk in closet. They were giggling like little girls, and modeling my lingerie for each other. I must tell you that I found it extremely HOT! I mean, they were so naughty it made me want to give them a gift and not punish them. They never knew I was watching, so after I came several times, I needed a good fucking. 

I came home to find them still at it, and oh no! I forgot their gifts. Aunt Debi had a special gift for her boys. I told them I had a cunt full of jizz that needed cleaning. I sure didn’t have to ask them twice!

 

 

 

Written By: Dirty Debi
Call Debi @ 1-866-649-3992
Email:AOL/Yahoo: milfdebi4fun

 

 

I Like Them Extra Large

In my younger days, I was a cock starved little nympho that would fuck any and everything. As I got older, I began to see what separated men from REAL men. It was long before I developed a preference. I like big and thick, throbbing and long. Plenty of men have tried to tell me that they had what I needed but they were either lying or delusional. You better believe that I’m not shy in telling them that! I don’t settle for average anymore and I sure as fuck won’t go near below average.

Don’t worry though, there’s still hope for you little dick losers. You have a chance to have an up close and personal lesson from a real man while you watch me bounce on his cock. You can’t fuck me, but you can certainly clean my gaping pussy after it’s properly fucked. It’s amazing how a real dick can spread a pussy and that’s all that I want!

 

Written By: Bambi
Call  Bambi @ 1-877-399-6245
Email: talknasty2bambi@aol.com