Your Mommy Morgan takes you to the beach for a summer vacation before school starts. The first few days are perfect. We spend hours on the beach, and snuggle at night in the beachfront condo. You’re enjoying the waves with your new boogie board. I enjoy watching you play. You have a bright beautiful smile. It makes me happy to see you so happy.

A storm rolls through one night. From the balcony, we watch the storm and watch the waves crash on the beach. I point out that those big waves are going to bring in wonderful new shells for us to pick up in the morning. Maybe we’ll get lucky and find a sand dollar.

The storm quickly passes and we go to bed. In the morning, the air is a little cool. We spend the morning picking up shells and after lunch, we plan to get back into the water. You spy on Mommy as she takes off her clothes and slips into her bikini. You almost get caught. I catch with a guilty look in your eyes.

You run ahead of me and run right into the ocean. You’re only in the water for a couple of minutes. Suddenly, I hear you scream and watch you come running towards me. You’re limping a little as you run. You point to your leg. It looks like a jellyfish sting. Oh my! You’re almost in tears.

Darn it! I forget to bring vinegar. I think quickly. I’m not sure if this will work, but I have heard that one should pee on a jellyfish sting. I tell you to close your eyes, (you don’t), and I pull my bikini bottom to one side. I pee on your leg.

I take you to the ER where a very cute nurse informs us that vinegar is better than pee for jellyfish stings. Mommy stands over, just wearing her bikini top and shorts, and watches as the sexy nurse tends to your leg. You tell the nurse that Mommy’s pee was a good thing to do for the jellyfish sting.

Before long, you’re a little better and I take you back to the condo. Your leg is okay, but now you have a new problem. You have an erection poking into your swim trunks. Oh my! Mommy will take care of that too.

Written By: Mommy Morgan