Merry, Go Fuck Yourself

               

    I so fucking seriously hate this time of the year. Hands out, bells fucking ringing, just annoyance every where I go.  I do have a life, and really can’t escape all the nonsense. I lost Whamageddon, as soon as I entered the Pharmacy. Like I fucking said, I hate this time of the year. 

                     I was paid well to do a lame photo shoot, so now on to the bar to get obliterated. I listened to a conversation where this man was complaining  about his wife. She just doesn’t seem to get the fact he likes it a little rough. He likes his balls to be beat up. Punk music to my ears. 

    I ever so politely asked if I could help with that. He laughed, said I was such a tiny, and girly little thing. He said I couldn’t hurt a tiny kitten. That story is for another time, because hell fucking yes, I could hurt a kitten. 

               More details blah blah blah, and he was now naked, scared, and at my home. The drug I gave him had worn off and he was soon wide awake. He struggled against the leather ropes and then let out a loud moan. Ah, his tied up balls are beginning to turn a lovely shade of blue.

    He tried to beg, plead, and apologize. So annoying, but that’s what ball gags are for.  Merry Christmas, loser! 

 

 

Written By: Malaya Maxxx
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Email: malayamax@aol.com

 

 

 

Delaney’s Special Yule Log

  I love holiday baking. It’s so much fun to see what tasty treats I can bake for my closest friends. Vanilla, strawberry, coconut, and of course, decadent chocolate. Yum! I bake the best cupcakes! 

They’re some boys, that really love chocolate. I mean, they absolutely crave it. Those are my kind of guys. Wink, Wink. How can I say this? Giggles. They like my special chocolate that appears after I have eaten that cake. 

Everyone has left, but you’re hanging around. You keep trying to feed me cake and encourage me to drink more Irish Coffee. Then it happens. A wonderful, enticing loud fart from my adorable shit hole. You instantly stiffen, anticipating what is to come. 

 

Written By: Delaney
Call  Delaney @ 1-888-566-2337
Email- teendelaney@yahoo.com

 

Shopping with Mommy Morgan

 

I love this time of year and taking you out for Christmas shopping. There’s so many sales and good deals. 

Let’s go to the mall and our very first stop will be Victoria Secrets.  Let’s check out all the pretty bras and panties.

I see you have your eye on the lacy Cheekey panties. I can’t decide on which color, so I buy you pink, red, lavender, and the dark purple. I love how these panties fit your sweet cheeks and how girly they look on you with the lace and bow. You blush when you put them on for me. Don’t forget we need to get the matching bras with all these panties.  

You ask if you look girly while standing in Victoria Secrets wearing your new little panties. I just laugh and laugh. You’re so adorable. I give you a big hug and kiss.

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Written By: Mommy Morgan
Call  Morgan @ 1-866-307-4657
Email: callmommymorgan@aol.com

 

I Love Cock

             

You know what? I love cock!  You might say that I’m boy crazy, but it’s more like cock crazy. I even love saying the word. Cock, cock, cock! They’re warm, hard, and yummy. 

         My big brother had a few friends over last night. He tried to get me to stay with a friend but nope, not when there is cocks at my house. 

    They were laughing, drinking beer, and were pretty loud. I can’t sleep with them so loud. I opened his door and told them that the first guy to be quiet, gets a blowie from me. Instant silence. Even my big brother. 

       I went back to my room thinking that maybe 1 or 2 would be at my door. All of them were lined up to take their turns. Hey now, I got 2 hands, a little cunnie, and an adorable little butthole. No waiting!

 

Written By: AJ
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Happy Ending After Long Day

In the mood for something relaxing and sexy? How about a very sensual, full body massage?

 You’ve been watching what you eat and been hitting the gym hard. The ladies have noticed the changes in your body. Your problem is that your muscles are so sore from all the workouts that you’re concerned about your performance in bed.

Your trainer notices that your muscles are tense and you have knots. He suggests that you book a full body massage with Miss Annaliese. You’re skeptical, but your cock tingles when he shows you a picture of me. You book an appointment for a full body massage.

You arrive for your appointment. I explain the benefits of your massage and that you should get naked. I turn my back and fold some towels while you get undressed. Once you’re naked, you hop up on my massage table.

I start with your neck, shoulders, and back. You moan as my beautiful hands tend to your aching body. I move to the lower part of your body. I start at your feet and work my way up your legs. I rub all the way up the inside of your leg and lightly brush against your balls. You shiver. I massage those tight muscles in your ass. Oh, now that feels very good!

I have you turn over. Of course, you’re hard and don’t want to turn over for me. I command you into turning over on your back. I pour some oil all over you stomach. I rub and massage your stomach. I explain that this will improve digestion. Your cock is pointing straight up. Without saying a word, my hand wraps around your cock. I give you the most beautiful hand job.

I slowly edge you. I massage you between your cheeks, and inside of you. I apply the most magnificent technique with my hands. Finally allowing you achieve the most powerful orgasm.  You experience complete release.

You get the full service package with you get a massage from your Miss Annaliese.

 

Written By: Annaliese
Call Annaliese @ 1-888-215-8766
Email:  annaliese4anything@yahoo.com

 

 

Give Till It Hurts

             I have something very special for you under my tree. Come closer love. I know you so well, don’t I?  You’re getting a bit hard looking at my red stiletto heels. Are you wondering if I took off the heel caps and sharpened them a bit? Only the best for you, darling.

                    Let’s get you out of those tight, restricting pants.  Such beautiful trophy balls, it’s almost a shame to destroy them. I did say, almost. 

                     It looks like that hard-on is going to get in my way. Let me slap it down quickly. Naughty thing! I think your balls need a very hard yank and twist. Now we’re getting into the spirit of it all. 

                         Are you ready for your present? Maybe not, but I’m ready to give it to you. Just look at my beautiful, new, shiny Burdizzo clamp. I promised you something special, now didn’t I? 

My mouth is just watering thinking about the mischief I could do to those trophy balls.  That isn’t all that is watering. Maybe, just maybe when we’re done, I’ll allow you to service my pussy.

 

Written By: Brianna
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Email-badgirlbrianna4phone@gmail.com

Phone Sex Enemas

I love slapping on my latex gloves and turning my patients over and saying in my loud sexy voice “It’s time for your enema!”

The rectum is a sensitive erogenous zone and penetration during arousal and orgasm are very pleasurable for both men and women. Butt plugs and dildo’s and hard cocks are wonderful toys to use but filling your ass with a nozzle, and pumping up as much warm soothing water as possible then holding it in as you stroke and tease is a sensation that is unlike any other.

Phone sex enema calls are great because I can guide and advise and enjoy the experience or I can play along with my own enema so we can share the pleasures.

I always suggest that newbies start with a disposable kit like a Fleet enema, available at most drug and variety stores.

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 Written By: Nurse Loretta
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Santa Fetish

I have a naughty confession. I’ve always had a little Santa fetish.

I was walking around the mall yesterday and saw that long line to sit on his lap, my pussy automatically got wet. I decided that I needed to tell Santa my list this year. The line was long and the anticipation was building in my panties. I got a lot of strange looks, but I didn’t care. I was getting so close. I could actually see him.

My hand slipped into the pocket of my long overcoat. My hand rubbed against my pussy through the tight leggings I was wearing. It was finally my turn to sit on his lap. His eyes lit up a little as I sauntered over to him. I sat down a little crooked, my ass grinding into him. He chuckled a little and asked if I had been a good girl or bad girl this year. My naughty grin told him everything he needed to know. I leaned forward and told him what I really, really wanted for Christmas- his hard cock in my tight holes. He whispered back that Christmas was going to come early this year for one lucky girl. He told me to expect him tonight when he was finished working.

When he showed up in his suit later that night, I was one happy girl. It pays to be on the naughty list.

 

 

Written By: Georgia
Call Georgia @ 1-866-792-6237
Email- nawtylilgeorgia@aol.com

 

Let Me Get a Closer Look

Wait! What the fuck is that? Where is your cock? Let me get a closer look at your tiny cock.

It’s so small. Ah, but it is kind of cute, maybe even a little girly! Wow, I didn’t realize that a cock could ever be that teeny tiny. How do you even pee with a wee little dick like that? Do you have to sit down, like a girl?  That must be so embarrassing for you.

Do panties fit you better than boxers because your cock and balls are quite undersized compared to a “real man?”

Does it excite you when I tease you about your miniature cock? Do you get hard when I laugh at you and compare to other guys with huge cocks?

If you’re looking for the best Small Penis Humiliation Phone Sex, call me and let me put your little nub to shame. 

 

Written By: Layla
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The Power of Black Stockings

Tonight I’m wearing red lingerie, red lipstick, and my favorite VS black stockings.

When he opens the door, there I’m waiting for him, standing there looking sexy. I rub my nipples through the silk lingerie, I just love the feel of silk on my skin. He loves seeing my nipples poke against the shiny red fabric.

I run my hands along my thighs and lift up my lingerie a little, just enough to show off the tops of my creamy white skin and the lace at the top of my stockings.

He has not even touched me or kissed me yet. He’s still standing in the doorway speechless. He’s watching my hands move along my body as if they were his hands. He slowly takes off his coat. He has a smile and a twinkle in his eyes. I know he’s hard for me by that look in his eyes.

He forgets that he wanted to watch the game tonight. I made him want to fuck me. He wants his hands and lips all over me. Now, he wants me as much as I want him. Neither of us have spoken a word, but the desire for each other builds between us.

As soon as he finds me waiting for him in lingerie and stockings, he becomes seduced by my curves and charms.  The only thing that matters to him is getting me to the bedroom for a night of passion and erotic pleasure.

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Written By: Brynna
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