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Sluts RULE

I am proud of WHO and WHAT I am.

The other day I got into a little slutty trouble. I was working at the club, as a waitress the other night due to someone calling off. This one customer and I were really hitting it off. He was tipping me pretty good and he was actually pretty good looking. It was the end of my shift and he asked me to stay. He wanted a private dance in the VIP and I was all about giving him what he wanted. We had fun and I was making mega cash and he asked me if I would want to continue the party outside of the club. Now I know this is a HUGE no-no but I was turned on by this guy and was super horny. It had been a few days since I had a real cock. So we went out to the parking lot and we started getting it on in his truck.

It would have been fine but the dude’s wife showed up. She started pounding on the window while he was balls deep inside of me. Talk about an awkward situation. The bitch had a few choice words for me as I tried to make a quick exit as I ran to my car. She was more interested in beating the shit out of her husband so that was a good thing. I got in my car and I drove home. The thing that pissed me off the most, was I didn’t CUM! So when I got home I had to crack open the toy drawer and finish what was started.

I am proud of the person I am, SLUTS RULE! Too bad not everyone agreed.

Blondes Are More Fun

A lot of my girlfriends are blondes, either by birth or by choice. I mean I once tried to go dark and it was seriously depressing, I never wanna go back to that. I can for sure say that I have more fun as a blonde. I do have one friend, Hillary who is someone who changes her hair color almost as often as she changes her panties. I don’t know why she goes dark or even why she stays dark. She is so much more fun as a blonde. For instance, last month she was a brunette and we were out at this club, this guy approached us and he was pretty interested in the both of us, if you know what I mean! But Hillary was not having it at all. She was such a prude. This past weekend, Hillary went lighter and blonder and it was like and instant personality change. She was more fun, more flirty and more sexual. We were making out with each other at the club, letting guys buy us shots and get us pretty hammered. We ended up in the back VIP with this one guy and he sat there watching as Hillary and I were making out and playing with each other. This is the friend I love and adored! So glad to have her back and hopefully she will stay blonde this time but she is way more fun!

Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?
A: A Rooster says in the Morning – “Cockll-doodlle-doooooo”, while a blonde shouts, “Any-cock’ll-doooo.”

Hot Stripper Phone Sex

Well I have been working this new job for a few weeks now and I love it. Not only am I really good at it and making the most money I have ever made! But the job is actually fun and a great work out. I love all the girls I work with and the bouncers as well! Everyone is super friendly which I love. But the best people are my customers! They all really loved me from day one and have all been wonderful to me. The only bad thing is I have developed a bit of a reputation. I am known as the stripper who likes to fuck! In the few weeks I have worked there I have already slept with 12 customers and 5 workers. I am a whore and I love sex, I really don’t think there is anything wrong with that. All the customers want to take me out for dinner and also to take me shopping. I feel like when a guy treats you nice, you should treat him nice as well.

Reputation or not, it’s not going to stop this whore! in fact one of my clients wants to take me to Mexico in a few weeks for a little vacation! I finally feel like I am living the life I was meant to life! I don’t think life could get any better right now, well okay, maybe if I had a guy eating my pussy right now while I wrote this blog, then life would be perfect!

Dumb Girls Are Easy

I don’t know why people have to give me so much shit for not being smart. I mean does it really matter? I know what I need to know. Some of my girlfriends really give me a hard time. Like for instance last weekend we went to this bar and I know I am the hottest out of all my friends. Some people are born with looks, some people are born with brains and some people are born with a bit of both. I can’t help what I was given, all I can do is work with what I got. So there I was dancing with this guy and he was telling me about his mansion in the hills. I was totally loving his story and we went up to the bar and I started telling my friends. My one friend Holly who is a major Debbie downer tried to tell me the guy was lying. I mean whatever, just because I am dumb doesn’t mean I am gullible. So out of spite I totally decided to hook up with the guy. Unfortunately we couldn’t go back to his mansion, I guess there was some kind of maintenance going on there so he ended up taking me to one of his friend’s apartments and we fucked there. I totally gave the guy my number but he hasn’t called me back. Which is cool because he did say he’d be going out of the country this week for business but he’d call me when he got back. Life is good and all I have to say to my friends is when I marry a rich man, they are going to be soooo JEALOUS! Life is too short not to have fun while you can!

The Perfect Living Situation

It was touch and go for a few weeks, but I have finally found a new place! I was pretty much house hopping between a few of my friends and a few nights with some new friends I decided to hook up with. I mean honestly, I had a 2 week fuck fest! And although I am sad that it had to end, I am thrilled for the future! My friend Kyle and I just moved into our new place. It’s a really nice place and it’s going to have a future full of orgies and parties. Kyle is bisexual and loves to fuck and party almost as much as I do. So I don’t think he’s going to kick me out over being a slut, since he is just as much of a slut as I am. The other great thing about living with Kyle is he has a magnificent cock! And it will be around at my disposal all the time! So really it’s fucking freedom around here! I will be having tons of sex, which is the perfect way to live for a slut like me!

Keeping Up With Kaitlyn

Most guys don’t have it. They just can’t go like I can go. I love sex. I love having sex. I need to have sex! With me the more orgasms the BETTER! But guys just cannot keep up with me. My dream is to have a few boyfriends all living with me. That way when one goes LIMP, I can move onto the next one! Haha! Of course that’s in my dream world. I know that most likely I would never be able to find a bunch of guys that would move in with me and who wouldn’t mind sharing me. But I know that you don’t mind sharing. I know that you don’t care if I had phone sex 5 minutes before you called and 5 minutes after we’re done, I will probably be at it again! This girl cannot get enough. My pussy is never full!

I long for the day when I find someone who has a sexual appetite STRONGER than mine! I cannot wait to find a guy who can either keep it up all day or who just loves bringing in toys and his mouth! Wish me luck at finding my own personal Porn Prince!

Slutty Girl Quinn-Kicked Out

So my roommates took a vote and well the shitty news is, I AM OUT! Apparently I am too much of a slut for them and they don’t like all my overnight guests. I mean I guess it was the last overnight guest I invited over that was the main problem. Travis was a guy I met at a bar and we hit it off. We fucked at the bar, then when he walked me home, then after we got to my place. I passed out but I guess Travis was super hungry and went into the kitchen, naked! He ate some of one of my bitch of a roommates food when he finished he headed back to my room, ready for round 4. The only problem is, he went to the wrong room! He went into the other bitch of a roommates room and started to try and coax her into some sex. Shit hit the fan, mostly with my roommate screaming RAPE and waking up the entire house. We all woke up and there was an immediate house meeting, which is when I was voted out.

So now I am off to find a new place to live and maybe a roommate who is as much of a slut as I am. Shit if I had a roommate and some guy she just fucked came into my room to play me a visit, I would have been all over his junk. Guess it just proves that I am a slut and I don’t belong in that apartment with those PRUDES!

Slutty Shawnee

I am a SLUT!

I am a TEASE!

I love to get fucked! Over and over again! If I don’t have that cock deep in my pussy, I am not satisfied! I love to wear slutty clothes. I love to strut my stuff out and about. I love getting guys to stare at me and lust after me. But little do they know how easy I am to get. How easy it is to get me on my back. Those that are smart enough to realize what an easy slut I am get the pleasure of fucking me! Those guys just love fucking this hot, fine piece of ass! And I know you will too, all you have to do is call me and you will get to fuck this slutty as chick!

The incredable cummable egg….

Charlotte taste like peaches...

I was just hear sitting all by my lonesome when I decided to rummage through my pleasure chest. For those of you who are unaware a pleasure chest is a medium sized chest that is strategically placed at the foot of my bed for the moments in time where the contents of the chest are needed most.  I am a bit anal when it cums to organization so the contents of the chest are organized in little clear bins lol yes they are labeled….Sex toys, strap ons, dildos, hand cuffs, feathers, creams and lubes, and misc! Since I was alone it made little sense to take out feathers or cuffs but dildos, creams and lubes, and sex toys sounded like a brilliant combination.  I have quit the porn collection so I decided that a naughty little cuckold gang bang fantasy was definitely in order….rummaging through my container I located several toys that I hadn’t used in quite a long while…One was an ever soo simple ever soo stimulating egg…the incredible cummable egg….LOL all shiny and cold and smooth….with the porn going in full swing I felt my panties getting wet as my mind began to wonder…I was envisioning myself….as the wife in the movie….all sprawled out on the dining room table and getting cock after cock jammed deep into my tight little wet cunt….until Im sooo full of fucking cum it drips out all over the next cock….getting my hair pulled and my ass smacked until its the perfect shade of pink…..and then when its all over…..having my little pathetic husband lick me clean while cumming all over his face….and before I even realized that I was masturbating with that incredible egg…I was cumming all over myself…I licked the egg clean in in total amazement….thinking “damn I taste like peaches”