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Dumb Girls Are Easy

I don’t know why people have to give me so much shit for not being smart. I mean does it really matter? I know what I need to know. Some of my girlfriends really give me a hard time. Like for instance last weekend we went to this bar and I know I am the hottest out of all my friends. Some people are born with looks, some people are born with brains and some people are born with a bit of both. I can’t help what I was given, all I can do is work with what I got. So there I was dancing with this guy and he was telling me about his mansion in the hills. I was totally loving his story and we went up to the bar and I started telling my friends. My one friend Holly who is a major Debbie downer tried to tell me the guy was lying. I mean whatever, just because I am dumb doesn’t mean I am gullible. So out of spite I totally decided to hook up with the guy. Unfortunately we couldn’t go back to his mansion, I guess there was some kind of maintenance going on there so he ended up taking me to one of his friend’s apartments and we fucked there. I totally gave the guy my number but he hasn’t called me back. Which is cool because he did say he’d be going out of the country this week for business but he’d call me when he got back. Life is good and all I have to say to my friends is when I marry a rich man, they are going to be soooo JEALOUS! Life is too short not to have fun while you can!

I need a real man

Hey my sexy ass stud! Abbalicious here inviting you to my bedroom tonight, all night and hell every night if you so desire. You see, it takes a lot to satisfy my aching cunt so I’m looking for a real man…one that knows how to please a woman.  One with experience and a slow hand to take care of my hot, curvaceous body.  Yeah, I want a strong and dominant man tonight to take control and bring me to my knees.  I know you are out there ready to claim this hot cunt for your own and make me your slut all night.

Waiting, wanting and ready for you…

Abby aka Abbalicious