Some men are just complete fucking cunt faces. I have one in-particular and while he is dead serious, I laugh my fucking ass off as soon as I hear his fag face voice. He can’t get enough of body fluids. Shit, piss, snot and jizz, he craves it all. He does have an issue with blood, but well if I have been fucked and on my period, he will take it like a greedy little pig!
His newest expression is “cock kisses”. I just assumed it was kissing someones cock, but I should have known better with this jerk off. It is when the girlfriend he once had sucks a guy off and then kisses him with a mouth of of jizz. I call that snowballing, like most people. Of course, asswipe isn’t like any normal person I know. Leave it to him to come up with a fucked little expression for it. Did I mention he does like women, but how the fuck could he satisfy one with his little clitty?
I could talk about him for hours, as he is just that fucking hysterical. He is just a mixed bag stupidity. He goes by many names douchebag, asswipe, cunt face, jerk off and my favorite because it was the first Philip The Faggot. I have spit many drinks out laughing, quite the waste of booze but entirely worth the laughs.
Written By: Poison Ivy
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A friend of mine has just had this glow about her lately. She seems so relaxed even with the extremely taxing job she has. I asked her what her secret was as I knew this couldn’t be because of a new lover in her life as she is too busy. She handed me a business card, winked and told me to just give it a try. I was thinking she must have just found herself an awesome masseuse.
I made an appointment, and filled out some disclaimers. That seemed odd, it was just a massage. There was an envelope on the reception desk with another form for me to fill out and sign and a list of instructions. I followed them carefully wondering just what I had gotten myself into. I drank the chilled white wine, which was to relax me and slowly stripped down. I put on the blindfold and waited.
I heard the door open and the deep voice of a man. He put my hands in leather restraints and told me we were about to begin. He gave me my safe word and then he began. He started slow teasing my nipples with a feather. When he noticed I was already starting to arch my back and getting so wet, he then restrained my ankles. I don’t really consider myself a sub or a domme. I just go with the flow of my sex partner but this was fucking amazing. You want more details? Why not give me a call, and we both can get off while I tell you everything!
Written By: Daphne
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The weekend is here and I know you’re craving some age play phone sex. You probably just woke up and the first thought in your head is young, tight pussy. Immediately your p-cock gets hard and you need a release. You check out some porn and it’s just not doing the trick. You want someone a little younger to cater more to your specific fantasy. You need to hear that young voice in your ear, calling you daddy.
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Written By: Laney
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I’m extremely attracted to my boss even though he’s kind of a arrogant prick at times. He flirts with me but he’s always been professional.
The other day I was in a naughty mood in all aspects. My boss comes in the morning and announced he was leaving early because he was going to surprise his wife and take her out to dinner at a 5 star restaurant for their 10th wedding anniversary. He wanted me to order her 10 dozen red roses and I even left with him on my lunch break to help him pick out a diamond bracelet for her.
I looked at the clock and noticed my boss hasn’t left yet, it’s 30 minutes past the time he wanted to leave. I went to go check on him and he was finishing up quarterly reports and seemed highly stressed. I told him to call his wife to let her know he was running a little bit behind.
While he was on the phone with her, something came over me and I decided to rub his cock. He saw I had a naughty little grin on my face and he turned bright red. While my boss was saying a lot of uh huh’s and yep’s, I got down on my knees and took down his pants and sucked his cock. He could barely keep it together while talking to her. By the end of their conversation, he said he was going to be even later than he thought. He hung up the phone and lifted me up onto his desk and slid off my black panties and ate my pussy till I came all over his face and important papers.
He then lifted me up again and I wrapped my long legs around him and he slid me down on his hard shaft. He fucked me so hard and gave me a huge cream pie. I thought he was in a hurry to leave but he wanted to still play around some more. He said he won’t be getting this later from his wife so he wanted to make his 10 years of marriage extra special.
Written By: Sadie
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I love the feeling of latex on my petite body. When I finally wiggle myself in, it feels cool and tight. I’m thinking I should add more latex to my wardrobe, It’s just not myself who loves it but you as well.
Why do you think women in the Superhero movies wear latex? Once they put it on, they become this confident, unstoppable force of nature. I guess I could say I feel the same. I may look like the girl next door type but when I wear a latex outfit, I turn into a Latex FemDom who will control every fibre in your being. Oh don’t worry, you will get to enjoy my latex as well. You will feel it pressed against your skin when I fuck you with my 9 inch strap-on.
When I get dressed up to go out at night, I look for the perfect victim. I will be something that scares you but yet excites you at the same time. By morning, the latex is off and its sweet, little Cheyenne again.
Written By: Cheyenne
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I am so excited. I got a part-time summer job lined up at an upscale lingerie shop. The owner of the shop is an exquisitely dressed, very sophisticated lady. 
Written By: Layla
