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Teasing Small Cock Losers

Your dick is so pathetic and small. You’re so sweet and submissive to pretty girls like me. 

My girlfriends are so hot. You know that you’re not a likely candidate for ever being a boyfriend to any of us. We think of you as one of us girls. We let you hang out with us on Girls Night. We sit around in lingerie and dress you up in a super cute pink bra with matching panties. We let you paint our toes and you listen to us as we talk about hot guys. I talk about how big my boyfriend’s cock is and how much fun sex is with him.

Sometimes we send you to the men’s locker room at the gym to watch guys change their clothes. We ask you who has the biggest cocks so we don’t waste our time when they ask us out.

When we compare your little cock to a “real mans” cock,  my friends and I laugh so hard. It’s so much fun to tease a small cock loser like you!

 

 Written By: Bratty Bree
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Email: teenbrattybree@aol.com

 

 

Your Place In Life

 My question to you is simple…. what makes you think you remotely deserve to cum? What have you done that was so significant to impress me?  

You’re going to have to do a lot more than just beg me to cum to earn that privilege. Look in the mirror, you’re nothing but a pathetic shell of a wimpy man who isn’t even worthy of breathing the same air as a Goddess such as me. In fact, don’t even look at me. I’m entirely too sexy for your eyes to even appreciate properly. It takes a real man to truly understand the gem that I am. A REAL MAN — something that you are not.

You’re sitting over there, wishing I would pay your little waste of a foreskin some attention. I wouldn’t let that little 2 incher anywhere near me. The only thing it’s good for is being my sidewalk. That’s all you’re good for,  a piece of ground for me to walk all over and use and abuse. That is your place in life, under my feet!

 

Written By: Lacey James
Call  Lacey @ 1-866-949-4109
Email- AOL/Yahoo: cum4laceyjames

 

Lick It, Bitch!

That’s right my little slut, lick my pussy! Lick it like you want it. Lick it like it’s the last pussy you’ll ever get the chance to taste. I want to feel that tongue. I want that tongue to fuck my pussy like it’s never done before! I want you to try harder! Do it like your life depends on it. I want you to make me cum in your mouth. Beg for that cum like it’s the cure for your disease. I know you want it, you want as much cum as I can give.

You need it!

It’s the one thing that makes your life worth living. You’re pathetic and so weak. You can’t stay away from me, and you’ll do whatever it takes to keep me happy so I let you come back for more.

 

Written By: Alexis
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Email: yournaughtyalexis@yahoo.com

 

Biggest Loser Has Smallest Dick


Yesterday, I got a call from a new guy. He told me that was stroking his cock and rubbing his balls. Then he wanted me to guess his size. He sounded like a normal-sized guy, but I had to keep giving him smaller and smaller numbers. Soon, I discovered his secret. The longer we talked, I learned he is a real loser who gets hard when humiliated by a sexy babe. He is a chronic masturbator with a micropenis!

He asked if I had ever seen one that small. Then he wanted to know what would I do if a date had one that tiny. Would I give him a pity fuck and let him cum in me? I laughed and scolded him. I am a hot girl, and I only fuck hot guys. Little guys do not have any chance of getting inside my panties. I don’t fuck pathetic losers, and I only give them a mind-fuck and humiliation because that is what they deserve.

In college and after college, he attempted to have sex a few times, but it was always a disaster. One girl laughed at him and told all her friends about his micropenis. The sorority bitches loved teasing him but would never fuck him. He soon realized that he was the only person who was ever going to touch his cock. Now he is a masturbation addict.

He calls pretty girls and wants them to tease him about his micropenis. He might have the smallest dick on the planet. The guy works at home. He has an IT job, so he has lots of time to masturbate, day and night. I gave him guided masturbation instructions, but he only uses his thumb and finger, not his hold hand; so pathetic! He orders his favorite lotion by the case from Amazon, so he never runs out of lube. He can’t really achieve a good orgasm, only little dribbles of clear fluid instead of a big load of creamy white cum. He wanted to know if I was turned on. Of course, I laughed at him. I admitted that I was not at all aroused, but I found him and his micropenis very amusing. 

 

 Written By: Bratty Bree
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Email: teenbrattybree@aol.com

 

 

Transforming Small Dick Losers

 

I was at a party with my bestie and a few other friends. It seems like whenever a bunch of guys hang out they want to talk trash about their dick size. One of the guys decided to whip their cock out and started to brag about it. Not only was he drunk off his ass, but let’s be honest, it was a shriveled up worm dick. I’ve seen a lot of cocks but this one was hilarious. I’m not sure how he even gets laid. Anyone who comes across this little dick loser should be busting out in laughter.

I’ll tell you exactly what I would do with this guy. I would transform him into my cum guzzling slut before he could possibly process any other thoughts. My bestfriend and I are going have a lot of fun with him.

When he’s had enough cum dripping out of his mouth, I’ll spread his virgin ass cheeks apart and let him take my  very well hung cock in his tight ass. I’ll guide him if he needs it but I have a feeling this pathetic loser has been wanting a cock filling his holes for some time now.

 

Written By: Princess Paris
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Email: cum2paris4me@aol.com

Pain and Humiliation Phone Sex

You make me laugh, but you make all the girls laugh at you. You are cute, but you have such a tiny dick. You get turned on by humiliation. You place yourself in situations where beautiful women tease you and laugh at you. You like ladies catching you masturbating. How can they do anything but laugh? Gorgeous women attract guys with big cocks, real men. You are so super tiny that you bring out my wicked sense of humor.

You take pictures of your little dick, and I share them with my girlfriends who need a good laugh at the end of a stressful day. I make you order panties and sex toys. I wonder what your mail lady thinks of you when she delivers packages from Luscious Lingerie and Adam and Eve. She knows that you live alone and she has caught you masturbating through the window. Yeah, I made you do that. I made you open your curtains, sit on the sofa next door. As she walked on the porch to deliver your mail, she saw you playing with your little tiny dick. It would be dishonest to use the word “stroking.” You don’t have enough dick to stroke. Ha ha. She probably went to the bar that night and told all her girlfriends about the tiny dick guy on her route that masturbates like crazy, orders panties, and sex toys. You are extremely embarrassed, but you are also turned on, my little dick wonderboy.

I make you wear your panties. Pose pretty and send me selfies, I need a good laugh today. Now actually, degrade yourself. Piss in your new panties and take another selfie. Stand there and think about how embarrassed you are. You make me laugh! Now smack your balls. Hit them harder. Do it now. I want to hear it. Wow, your little dick got harder. Put ice cubes all over your balls and cock, I want you soft again.

Your cock is so tiny soft. Almost nothing there at all. I tease you and I threaten to fly you to my place and turn you into my most devoted and loyal houseboy. You find that exciting but it was meant to be punishment. You love the idea of worshipping me and entertaining my girlfriends by making them laugh at your little cock and your panties. You send me pics of you doing housework in your bra and panties. Oh my, these are best pics yet. I didn’t even ask for these pics, but you are such an exhibitionist that you sent them. You make me laugh. The harder I laugh at you, the harder your cock gets.

I think I will just keep edging you, but I am not going to let you cum. Just tease and denial is all you get from me.

Written By: Mistress KoKo
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Email: AOL/Yahoo-kokowillruinu

 

 

How Bad Do You Want It?

I pick up my phone and hear your whisper. You’re begging me to help you cum. I laugh at you. Forget it loser! You know I don’t care if you’re about to explode. You also know that my attention has to be earned. Do you think I mind fuck you for free?

If you really want the relief you’re begging for, you’ll go ahead and give me your credit card. You know I’ll get what I want from you. I always do. You also know that anytime that I decide to give to you is worth every dime.

Save the begging for your wife. It will get you nowhere with me. You’re so fucking pathetic and your tears only make me laugh! If you really want to cum, prove it. You know I can make you cum harder than anyone else. How bad do you want it?

 

 

Written By: Raylin
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Email: naughtyraylin4fun@gmail.com

 

 

Consider Yourself Lucky

You know you love it. No, not fucking me. You know your tiny cock isn’t allowed anywhere near me. You love cleaning all the cum out of my gaping holes. You know I only let real men fuck me.

What the fuck were you thinking? Get those crazy ideas out of your head. Just consider yourself lucky that I let you watch. You just stand there in the spot that I have designated for you and stroke your little dick while these big black studs fuck me. You’ve proven to be quite the little cum guzzler, so I made sure that my pussy would be nice and sloppy for you. 4 big black cocks will produce a lot of cum for you to eat up, you fucking sissy.

I know it makes your tiny cock twitch to watch them turn me into a little whore right in front of you. The one time you tried to fuck me, that was not the reaction you got was it? Hahahaha! Of course not! That inch worm in your pants couldn’t do the job. So now you’re my cum slave. I know at first you would willingly clean it all up just to be near my pussy, but now I think it’s more. You’ve turned into a full fledged jizz junkie and you’re addicted.

When you see my freshly fucked holes, your mouth starts to water because you know those cream pies are all yours. I don’t even have to command you to clean me anymore. You’re down there ready to catch every drop.

It’s your lucky day. I snuck a gang bang in on you. I’ll have cum from head to toe, inside and outside. Get ready for a feast. I bet you’re mouth is watering already.

 

Written By: Bambi
Call  Bambi @ 1-877-399-6245
Email: talknasty2bambi@aol.com

 

 

If You’re Lucky….

You present me with a tiny little pathetic cock and expect me to do exactly “what” with it?  Will I stroke it for you?  Hell no!  Double hell fucking no!

The only thing you’re good for is to do whatever it is that I tell you to do.  Don’t worry, I will never tell you to fuck me, or put your nasty little shriveled up dick in my mouth. You don’t have to worry about me touching that worthless waste of foreskin, unless of course; I’m beating it up, electrocuting it, or maybe sticking some voodoo pins in it and doing a “grow bigger” chant over it.

No you can’t cum on me. What in the hell would make you think a Goddess like me would let your nasty little fagboy cum anywhere near me?  You have got to be fucking kidding me. At the very most, you might get lucky and I might let you sit over in a corner and jack off your limp pencil dick while I fuck the nice big, juicy cock that you just fluffed and serviced to get ready for my beautiful pussy. If you’re lucky and very obedient, of course!

 

Written By: Lacey James
Call  Lacey @ 1-866-949-4109
Email- AOL/Yahoo: cum4laceyjames

 

Desperate

Desperate is the best word that describes a loser like you. You’re so desperate for all my bodily fluids, especially my nasty, smelly shit. From the time you wake up, to the time you go to bed, you think about my beautiful, brown puckered hole.

You dream about your face being inches from my asshole. You wait patiently as you see my asshole starting to open and a big, brown turd appears. You’re so hungry for my shit, it’s like you haven’t eaten in days. You just need one lick, one taste, to satisfy your craving of me.

You desperately hope that I got fucked in my ass by a real man who can pleasure me. There’s nothing you crave more than my shit covered in cum. You don’t even care whos cum, you just want to taste the strangers jizz and my shit in one big mouthful.

Perhaps, you’re so desperate that you would even taste your own cum and shit. You’re that much of a loser to do something so pathetic like that.

 

Written By: Missy
Call  Missy @ 1-866-403-2903
Email:misbehavingmissy69@yahoo.com