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Teaching Her a Lesson

There’s a new girl at my gym and she seems to like taking all the attention. Some of my girlfriends and I were getting a little tired of her prancing around in tiny little shorts and her tits out and getting the guys hot and bothered.

We decided that if she wanted to act like a slut, we would ALL treat her like one. One day in the shower, I snuck up behind her and put a towel around her neck. I drug her out, kicking and screaming, where the others girls were waiting. She looked up from the floor and saw us standing there, completely naked, dildos in hand. She wanted all the cock and we were going to make sure that she got it! She tried to get away, but found herself pinned to the floor, one of the girls sitting on her face. Since it was my idea, I put on my strap on and slid it in first. She screamed and got more than a pussy in her face, one of the girls slid a 9 inch cock down her throat. We laughed and teased her as we took turns ramming fingers, toys and tongues into her holes.

When we finished with her, her holes were gaping and she was covered in sweat. We left her laying there on the floor. It was the last time we saw her and after hearing what we did to her, the men can’t keep their hands off of us.

 

 Written By: Bambi
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Pillow Play Phone Sex

I have a naughty confession to share. Sometimes when we are on the phone, I push my pillow between my legs and rub. I masturbate my pussy through my panties against my pillow. The friction of the pillow and my panties stimulates my clit. This position creates the right amount of pressure. Sex toys are distracting and make me cum too fast. I want to enjoy the slow build up. I hump, ride and grind against my pillow. My panties become very wet, and then my pussy starts throbbing for more.

As you and I enjoy our “pillow talk,” talking sexy and dirty, I am rubbing my pussy against my pillow. Sometimes I stumble over my words. My breath changes and I might stutter a little. My pussy lips are thick and swollen. I need to cum, but I don’t cum this way.

When I am ready to cum, I lie back and push my fingers deep inside my pussy. Well, you know the rest. I imagine your cock are my fingers, and I rock my hips back and forth, pushing my fingers deep, in and out and you and I cum together.

Does it turn you on to picture me masturbating against my pillow as much as it turns me on picturing your hand on your hard cock during our call?

Isabelle

Premature Ejaculation At Its best

     

    Daphne
 Or would that be at its worst. I can’t quite wrap my hand, I mean mind around that one. I was chatting with this man, he seemed pretty cool and definitely was hot looking. I thought maybe I would give him a try, quick fuck and then see if it leads to more hook-ups. No one was around and we began to kiss passionately. Clothes were coming of super quickly…..

And then it happened. He told me he comes rather fast. Okay, no issues as many guys come fast first time with someone new and well, it was in public. I told him he could satisfy me first and see where it leads.

He looked at me rather embarrassed with cum all over his leg. What the fuck just happened? I think it took him all of 20 seconds once his clothes came off…20 fucking seconds!! Well, that was a first that I would never want to repeat although, I could not stop laughing when I told my friends over drinks later that night!

      

Written By: Dirty Daphne
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A Friendly Visit

My younger cousin recently came to visit for the holidays, and DAMN! He sure had grown up since I saw him last. I was annoyed at first when I was told he and I would have to share a room. He used to drive me crazy, always stealing my panties and spying on me. After getting a good look at him, I changed my mind fast. I could hardly wait til bedtime. The feeling must have been mutual because his cock was out as soon as the door closed and down my throat before I knew what hit me. Fuck.. and what a cock it was. So big and thick. He practically ripped my panties off and pushed his fingers into my pussy while he sucked on my clit. Fuck, fuck, FUCK it felt good! Once his cock was inside me, I couldn’t control myself anymore. I started bouncing on it hard and fast. I’m sure most of our family was listening at the door and knew exactly what was happening on the other side. It was the best fuck I had had in ages.
He’s already gone and I miss him and his cock already. Summer is just around the bend though and I can’t wait to see what happens then!

You Are How Old? Oops!

I am always super horny after going to the beach. You know babes, it must be the combo of the hot guys and chicks. The rays on my body feel so fucking good. I really do need to find a nude beach to go to. Watching firm asses, and boobs bounce really makes my pussy just gush.

Let me tell you what happened today, I can’t believe it myself. The beach was pretty crowded and I hadn’t planned on hooking up till I saw this sexy guy with shaggy blonde hair.  He was reading a book, a book! To me, that is hot and I was curious as to what he was reading.

I walked over to him and told him I was curious as to what he was reading as well honestly, he didn’t look the sensitive “reading at Beach” type. He smiled at me and I said..ah the boy with the broken smile. The fact he got the reference was making me want to jump his fine ass right then. Well loves, it was for classes he was getting a jump on next session. Awesome, he was a college guy, I can go with that. We talked, kissed and I knew I had to get home for my callers soon so I wanted to fuck first. Get myself all primed and ready for my hot calls.

He said he had a hotel room, cool so we went there. It had to be a quickie so I got right down to it and sucked that thick cock of his till I got my full for now. I sat on his face and he fingered my tight sweet ass till I came all over his rather soft face. Soft as in no guy stubble, weird. Now I was past ready to be filled, and fucked hard by the young hottie I just met. So I am riding him , he is pinching my nipples and I came all over his cock.

Okay, I gotta run but he might be worth a second time. We are chatting while I am getting dressed and then it happens, he isn’t in college but in fucking high school. Oops, yeah I kind of wish I knew while I was riding him, might have been even hotter if that is possible.

Cum Ride Harley Phone Sex

Fender Bender

It was a late night and I was trying to make it home before a storm hit. There really wasn’t anyone on the road but me. Chances are, most people had the good sense not to be out in what would soon be a monsoon. The wind was starting to pick up a little, so I slowed down. No need to rush and end up in a ditch somewhere. Out of nowhere, I feel something hit me from behind. I swerve and make it over to the side. I get out and walk around to inspect the damage. The entire back end was torn all to hell. The other car didn’t look much better in the front. The driver gets out, already apologizing as he makes his way up to me. He was younger than me, probably no more than 19. He was shaking and upset. As mad as I was, I felt sorry for him. It was obviously his first accident and he was scared. I touched his arm lightly to comfort him. I told him that I was going to grab my insurance so we could exchange info. He nodded and went to do the same. As I was walking back to his car, the sky opened up and began pouring. He was still in his car and motioned me inside with him. I climbed in the back seat and he followed. He was rambling his information to me and still apologizing. I put my hands on his shoulders to tell him it was ok. He looked at me and nodded and suddenly leaned in and kissed me. It was quick and he obviously hadn’t planned to do that. He began apologizing all over again. My head was whirling a little. His lips felt good, really fucking good. I kissed him back in mid sentence. Then things got a little wild. I was straddling him and his hands were under my shirt cupping my tits. I managed to get his cock out and my panties to the side. I pushed his hands over his head and began to work my pussy up and down on his cock. He sat back against the seat moaning, lifting his hips. The storm was raging and a few cars were passing. We were both breathing hard and practically screaming. It felt so fucking good. He pushed me off his lap and jerked his cock off into my face. I could tell that he was a lot calmer and so was I for that matter. I gathered myself and left him my information.
And my phone number.

Summer Break

It’s so hard to believe that it’s almost time to go back to school. I’ve had the BEST summer ever!!! I have to say, I’ve really outdone myself this year. I told myself that I was going to make the most of my summer and make sure to have as much sexy fun as possible. Mission accomplished. I don’t think there wasn’t one day that I didn’t fuck or get fucked. I would come home every single night with a tight pussy and ass filled with cum. I could hardly keep my fingers out of it. I would just get so turned on knowing that I would be doing it again the next day and the next day and the next day! I only thought that I was addicted to sex! Getting pounded every day just made me want it more. I didn’t care who I got it from either. Friends, family, strangers. You name it!
If you want to hear more about my summer, give me a call tonight and we’ll swap stories!

Spring and My Hot Boys

It has certainly been a long cold Winter and Spring, just seemed to take its time getting warm. Finally, it is wonderfully hot and my skater boys are out and about. Between my phone fuck job..LOL, not like that is a job as I love it so much, and another part time job  who has time to take care of my lawn.

I noticed a new boy and is he yummy!! I wonder if the other boys told him about our orgies and pot smoking? I brought them all a bottle of water and asked who would do my lawn for me. I said I had some things to take care of and whoever wanted could mow it at 7 pm when I returned home. I love how the boys were staring, it was making my cougar pussy extremely wet.

Sean was right on time and began to mow my lawn. It is huge and soon those muscles were sweaty. I was watching and thinking about licking that sweet hairline to his dick! It isn’t called pathway to heaven for nothing! He finished quickly and when he came to my door, I was very worked up from watching him. I went to pay him but he began to stutter and said that he wanted the pay I give the other boys. I was gushing so much at that point my white shorts were soaked.

There was nothing shy about Sean. Once I agreed, he quickly got out of his shorts and ripped off my clothes. I could have taken charge but this could be hot as fuck! He pushed me down on the floor and without any foreplay pushed my face in a couch pillow and rammed his surprising big, thick dick into my dripping pussy. He slapped my ass, pulled my hair and said he was going to call me mommy and fuck me much better than daddy ever could. Looks like I just might have a new favorite fuck toy!

Milf Suzanne

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Dreams Of A Bratty Teen Phone Fuck Girl

Callers sometimes ask me what I think about, what I dream about and what I do in my spare time. GIGGLES. You really need to ask? I am a teen phone fuck girl and I think about sex all the time! I mean all the fucking time I am thinking about big, thick hard dicks. I even compare the heads when guys send me pictures or if I am out getting fucked. So yes, dicks and fucking is always on my mind.

They’re times I try and sneak some uninvited looks. LOL, I do, I am telling the absolute fucking truth. I have 3 step-brothers and I make excuses to see them in the shower. Even if they lock the door, I just get it open. There is no keeping me from looking at dicks and playing with my hot, tiny twat.  I would tell you who has the biggest but well you know, I am not a kiss and tell kind of chick. Are you wondering who gets the kisses?Giggles, ask step-daddy!

I was in the middle of a awesomely hot call and while I was finger banging my pussy wishing my vibe wasn’t broke, I heard my door open. I locked the fucker,lmfao. Oopsy, I guess what goes around cums around. My daddy was standing at the door stroking his dick while watching me. My call just got even hotter when I felt my daddy’s tongue on my hot, little teen pussy. One problem though, I was cumming again and my caller and I were saying our goodbyes and setting up next role-play. He was so excited by my new round of moans that he came again too. Can’t wait to see what my next call brings and for daddy’s dick!

Bratty Teen AJ

AJ Wants To Get Knocked Up By A Vampire

All my friends know two crazy things about me and that is I want to get knocked up and I believe in Vampires. *Giggles* it is true though! What they don’t know is that I want to get knocked up by a vampire. Vampires are so sexy plus I love to be bitten and bite back. Thing is where do you meet a Vampire? Well I had an idea and a totally good one. I would place an ad on Backpage saying…Barely Legal Teen seeks The Vampire Lestat.

So, I placed the ad and my phone began ringing really fast. Maybe I should not of given my personal phone number?  *Oops* There were boys, men and girl vampires all wanting to meet little ole me. I do love girls, but well they can’t impregnate me. I went on several dates and began to realise that a real vamper wouldn’t answer an ad. *Giggles, dang* I did give lots of blowies to hot men and got my hot teen pussy licked so fucking good.  No fucking though because I hate rubbers and I am saving myself for a Vampire!

Every night I finger my creamy little fuck hole just thinking what it would be like. During class I would cover my lap with a book and slide my fingers over my clit looking at my art teacher and wondering if he was one. Well, he is pale and has piercing vampire eyes. He caught me and announced in front of whole class that I was being naughty and had to stay after class. He told me he caught me and it was very distracting knowing what I was doing and I needed to behave. I told him I had an excuse and asked if he was a Vampire and why I wanted to know.

I knew it!!! My teacher Mr Trent is a vampire, he told me so! He told me to give him my address and leave my window open. See? Only a Vampire would do that and not worry about getting caught.  So last night I went to bed with my window open in a sexy little virginal nightie…ROFLMAO. I was so excited I could hardly sleep knowing I was finally getting what I wanted. Mr Trent slid in my bed behind me and began biting back of my neck. His dick felt so fucking hard against my cute ass and I wanted him so bad. He rolled over on his back and pulled me on top of him. We kissed and he bite, licked and sucked my tender teen skin till I thought I die if I didn’t fuck him soon. I guided his hard, thick cock inside of me and he grabbed my ass. I bounced up and down taking every inch of him in my tight bald hole. He said he was fixing to cum and I needed to get off of him since he wasn’t using protection. I pressed down on his chest, looked him in his eyes and said “NO”, I want your baby batter. Oh, shoot, I forgot to tell him that part. He couldn’t hold back any longer and he drained his big ball inside my pussy. I was feeling pretty good about things, I mean I got Vampire jizz inside of my tummy. Then he busted my bubble, he said he wasn’t really a Vampire and he did it so he could finally fuck my cute little ass. Do I really believe in Vampires or did I just want to fuck Mr Trent and get his baby batter. *Giggles* maybe I did or maybe I didn’t!

Bratty Teen AJ