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Mile High Club

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Caroline
on October 26, 2010
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I can’t remember the exact day or anything but one night I caught the red eye from New York back home.  I had went to New York to visit a friend and we went shopping and went and saw some plays on Broadway and chilled in Times Square and of course gave our respects at Ground Zero.  I ended up having so much fun I lost track of time and this flight was the last out of the gate to my home.   Well, of course it was quiet and not full at all.  I think a total of about 10 people on the plane, including the flight attendants and pilots.  I sat in the middle because it makes me feel more safe, and there was a couple in the front of the plane and this man in the back by the bathroom.  He wasn’t the best looking guy but he was attractive.  I smiled at him when I sat down and then went about my reading.   After they came around with the service cart, the little girls room called and I needed to go.   At this point I am wearing my tight jeans, some sneakers and this cute little top that probably is a little low cut for a plane ride.  I end up using the lavatory in the back of the plane by this man.   I heard some sounds when I was in there, thinking it was turbulence or just the plane noises.  However, when I came out and looked to the right, the man had his cock out and was stroking it!   His fully erect stiff hard juicy cock was being pounded by his hand and he saw me.  He never stopped and actually smiled at me.  I knew he was thinking of me and I couldn’t help myself.  I straddled over him, rubbing my jeans against his manhood and getting in the seat next to him.  I looked up at the front and noticed the attendants were being chatty Kathy’s so nothing to worry about from there.  I then started to go down on him, him holding my head down on his hard cock, the feel of it against my tongue and throat driving me nuts.   I started bobbing my head up and down, stroking his cock with one hand while is sucked him off.  My lips were tightly wrapped around it so not a bit of juice could leave his cock without it being in my mouth.   I could hear him groan faintly and started to feel his hips thrust and his balls tighten.  I was about to get a big big surprise!   He kept true to his silence though and he eventually held my head down as far as he could on his shaft shooting his hot cum all down my throat.  I didn’t gag at all and I licked all of his wonderful juicy surprise from his cock.   I made sure he was dry and then popped my head back up, winked at him and went back to my seat with my panties wet.  We touched down not even 30 minutes later and I left the flight, never talking to him or asking his name.  What a memory.


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Spooky Sexy Time Problems

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Callie
on October 26, 2010
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What should I be for Halloween?   I can go old school and go as Carrie or a dead bride or a ghost.  I always loved to get all done up as a witch with the green makeup and the pointy hat and I even used to carry a broom around! LOL Those were the days.   But then I found out what Halloween really is for us ladies, a day we can whore it up and not have the other bitches judge us!   This is why I am deciding on what to wear, it is between the naughty little school girl with my thigh high stockings, plaid skirt, sweater and pig tails, or is it going to be a little devil woman with barely anything covering my hard nipples and ample breasts and what is bound to be a wet pussy if these guys (and girls) do what they typically do and sexify Halloween up.   I can’t decide!  I don’t have much time left and the party is this weekend.   I don’t want any candy (unless it is your lollipop) but I do want to get fucked so help me , please tell me what to wear! I am desperate and would do anything, I mean anything, for help deciding!


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I Need Cock

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Olivia
on October 15, 2010
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I am having a bad day.  My professor got mad at me and wouldn’t fuck me.  The boy at the store wouldn’t fuck me when I didn’t have the money I needed.   The cab driver wouldn’t fuck me when he dropped me off at the club.  The man at the end of the bar wouldn’t even fuck me even though I was grinding my hot little ass all over his hot cock.  What is wrong today?  Am I ugly?  Have I lost it?   I don’t know what to do?   Can you help me?


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The Gathering

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Daisy Marie
on October 9, 2010
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My dreams sometimes can be intense, like I was another woman in a prior life or something like that. I don’t know but these dreams are so intense it is like I am there. The other night, I had just watched a movie and fell asleep on the couch, this is when I shifted into this other world.

It was an early morning, and I was working by the light from the fire. I was at the community cooking area with four pots boiling. My dress was being cleaned in the last pot and I periodically stood, stretched and went over to stir the pot. I had nothing on except my undergarments but no men were around so there was no need to be shy. I fished out my garment, and draped it over a nearby chair. With any luck, the heat of the nearby fire would dry it in time for the feast.

My heart was pounding. The heavy rains had come and our community had begun to gather and prepare for the solstice feast. Every type of dish you could think of was there. Excitement filled the air, but all I could think of was the culmination of the feast. This night I would choose my first lover.

This was my first year to considered a woman in the eyes of the elders. I had transitioned from child to woman late last summer. This would be the first year I could sit in on the Choosing. I knew of what this was from sneaking around during it. I would listen in as the women would choose their lover and ceremoniously exit through the North door towards their dwellings. Mother always went first. After her, the other women chose. Some their mate, others not, but none could dispute her choice. Solstice was a time of renewal. A time to bring fruitfulness to the group. A time to forget the dismal darkness of the winter rains and build something beautiful, if only for a day.

As the elder’s daughter, I would choose after mother. And I would experience my first love with Chris. He was many summers older than I, and he was chosen routinely early in the ceremony and has had his way with many women outside of the ceremony but I have seen him watching me. He had peeked at me when I was bathing, causing me to let my hand stray between my legs later that night.

Let me choose you, come on this journey with me. I am waiting for your call.


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Memorial day Rocks! Hot Phonesex with Charlie!

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Charlie
on June 3, 2010
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Soooooooo… I go to My Bff’s family soire’ like I do every year, right? Watch her dad and her uncles get bombed, and start chasing us around the pool like they always do..

We giggle and tease them, maybe flashing the a little tit here and there. A flash of pussy as they throw us into the pool all in good humor, right? Well this year , Jules cousin, we will call him Mike, shows up…HOLY SHIT!! Can you say “hello puberty”? He must’ve grown 2 feet and 6 inches..;)!!!

Still to young for me but Damn! Who cares? Well wasn’t I driving him just crazy in the pool, until I decided to drop a hint. Ok, not so much a hint as a hand right up the leg of his swim trunks, grabbing his junk! He got hard instantly, and began to blush..[how cute!!] When we thought no one was looking, we snuck into the pool house and threw down some of the inflatable pool floats. It would’ve been fine if one of them at the bottom of the pile didn’t have a fucking squeeker thing in it!!!

Squeekie-squeekie-squeekie-squeeeeeekieeee was all you heard coming from behind the closed door. When we finally emerged sweaty and red-faced, I was relieved to see everyone but her one uncle had gone into the house to eat, and he was snoring in the lounger. It wasn’t until much later, sitting around by the pool after dark, that Jules grabbed one of the floaties and asked everyone where little rubber balls came from? She then said “That’s what happens when pool toys have sex!”

Squeekie-squeekie-squeekie-squeeeeeekieeee!!!!!…..OMG.

OMG.


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My Best Friend’s Boyfriend

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Kaitlyn
on April 17, 2010
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Freshly fucked kittyMy best friend and I had been planning for several weeks to have a double date to the movies last night.  She and her man have been together for almost six months, and he had a friend in the Marine Corps who was in town visiting his family that they thought I might like to meet.  Well, I love meeting new men to play with and I think military men are super sexy, so I agreed to go on the double date and meet her boyfriend’s Marine friend. 
        About an hour before we were all supposed to meet at my house so we could drive to the cinema together in one car, my best friend called me and told me that she was going to have to cancel; she had a migraine headache and needed to take some medicine and go to bed for the evening.  “The boys are really excited about seeing this movie tonight, and Richard said his friend realllly wants to meet you,” she said, “Will you please go ahead and go with them and keep an eye on my man for me?”  I told her I’d be glad to. 
        About forty five minutes later, the guys showed up at my house smelling like expensive  cologne and dressed straight from the pages of GQ.  Little did they know, I had no panties on underneath my denim mini skirt, and my nipples were already hard underneath my satin bra because I had been gently touching my pussy since my best friend’s cancellation call, fully intending to suck and fuck both of their cocks before the night was over.  I am such a bad, bad girl!!  Being bad really turns me on though, and I knew my friend’s boyfriend wouldn’t tell her about our fucking because he didn’t want her to find out.  He didn’t want to get in trouble with her and lose the opportunity to fuck and taste my sweet little pussy!
        I invited them in, and Richard introduced his friend.  We chit chatted for a little while, then decided we better go ahead and leave so we could make it to the theatre on time.  When I bent over to pick up my purse, I knew that my ass and pussy were peeking out from under my mini skirt, and I made sure that they could both see.  I was taken by surprise to feel a big hand with large fingers sliding over my pussy while I was still bent over, then a finger sliding into my slippery wet pussy.  Before I could respond, the Marine was behind me, pushing my skirt up and spreading my ass cheeks apart while Richard knelt behind me, fucking my kitty with his fingers, moving them in and out of me very gently and slowly.  The Marine slid a finger into my ass, which turned me on even more.  I am such a submissive little slut, I love it when men take control of me and use and violate my hot little body! 
        They pulled me up onto my knees in front of them, both of their big hard cocks in my face, knowing what a nasty little cum hungry cock slut I am!  I took Richard’s cock into my mouth first, greedily pushing my lips down his dick, then I took a taste of his friend’s cock, trying to decide which one tasted better to me.  After deciding that I loved how both of their cocks tasted, I went to work sucking them, knowing that if I did a good job like the good little slut that I am, I would be rewarded with two hot loads of cum splashed all over my pretty little face.  I’ll have to remember to set up another double date with my best friend soon.  I hate to say this, but I am secretly hoping that she might cancel again next time.
 
Kaitlyn


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THIS IS WRITTEN BY MY SLAVE TO THE WORLD.

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Julie
on February 22, 2010
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My OWNER JULIE wanted me to share our info about how she owns me and makes me start out by kissing and licking and even smelling her sweaty feet as she camera phone tape records me. Her friends on the other end of the phone laugh at me as Julie opens up my mouth with her feet and spits right into it. DRINK UP SHE LAUGHS.  Then she makes my sniff and lick her ass. SNIFF IT PIGGY BOY LOSER, as she farts right in my face. She farts some more and laughs some more and I can here her friends laughing and saying “oh my God” as Julie rips another wet one. As I inhale her beautiful butt aroma she pops out a nice brown surprise. As I sniff it and sniff it and sniff some more she pushes my face into it and makes my eat it. EAT UP JAMIE P MY LITTLE TOILET BOWL BOY!!!! yummy yummy Her and her friends are now laughing out of control. Then Julie turns around and pisses all over my face. JAMIE P MY LITTLE HUMAN PIG FREAK BOY. Lastly for dessert she blows out some nice juicy boogers and makes me lick them up!


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Valentines Day Screenshot Anyone??!!

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Ava
on February 13, 2010
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I have tried to surprise my boyfriend so  many times over the years by exposing myself in what I would call semi-public ways. If you have seen some of my other stories, you know what I mean. The flowerbed bed was located just outside of our bathroom window. The window is rather high, since it is located in our shower/bathtub.

On this particular afternoon, my husband was outside planting flowers.

As he was working, I decided to give a little show. I got naked and stood up on the edges of the tub so that one could see me through the window. I started masturbating and after a minute or two of getting the windows primed so to speak, I tapped on the window. My boyfriend looked up and waved at me, then went back to what he was doing.

I tapped again and he looked up, and then looked around to see if anyone else could see me. he gave me a little bit of a disgusted look then, realizing I was not going to stop he kept watching. he could not have seen from what level he was on and I did not notice at first that our newest sexy neighbor guy was standing in his back door. Watching all this go on. TEE HEE!

There is a six foot privacy fence between our yard and his, thus my guy did not see him, and I did not think about anyone else seeing. Standing at his door he could easily see me but he could not see my boyfriend. (what boyfriend?!!) 

I had the window open on the inside, with only a screen separating me from the great outdoors. My boyfreind said to hurry up so that no one else would see.

I knew I was getting close and I started to tilt my head back for the final few blasts of my magic vibrator. But, It was at that moment that I saw that new sexy neighbor at his back door. he had a smirk on his face and a glazed look in his eyes as he watched the show. I grabbed my vibrator with my one hand and  increased the tempo of thrusting my dildo in my pussy  with the other.

I exploded with an intensity that caught us all by surprise. The velocity of the orgasm shot cum right through the screen and many streams ran down the outside of the screen. I looked down to see that my boyfriend had a similarly glazed look and smile on his face. Even though he had been afraid of anyone else watching, he enjoyed the show.

I looked back up to see the hott new sexy neighbor wave and turn away from the door, going back into his house.

I repeat the performance for my boyfriend every valentines day after that while he worked outside, but never again did I see that hott new neighbor. I do not know if he ever caught the show again, or simply watched from a more secluded spot. In my mind, he was watching every time and thus my orgasms were very intense and my boyfriend even commented on the amount of cum that came through the screen each time.


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LET ME TAKE CONTROL

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Goddess Jezzabelle
on January 25, 2010
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Hello, my pets.  I see you’ve taken that first step down the road of addiction and obsession.  I am Goddess Jezzabelle, your ULTIMATE desire, and NOT your typical Domina.  Don’t get me wrong.  Although I can be very harsh, I can show a more tender and caring side too…if you’re a good and deserving slut.  That all depends on you, my little sissy boy slave!  My first demand of you will be that you tell me EXACTLY what you’re willing to surrender to me.  Make it good, because you don’t want to disappoint me so soon.  Are you an adventurous slut who craves phone sex with no hard boundaries?  Are you new to the lifestyle and require a few soft boundaries?  Confess your weaknesses so that I may tease and torture you with them!  You will relish whatever pleasures I bestow upon you, shiver at the thought of my disappointment and your impending punishment, and come crawling back for more when I am done with you. 


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Secret Fantasy

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Trish
on December 27, 2009
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What secret fantasy have you never fulfilled? I know you have one suppressed deep inside you, just dying to get out. If you’re honest with yourself you’ve wanted to fulfill this fantasy for years but for whatever lame reason you have not fulfilled it and your sexual experiences have not reached their full potential. Don’t be shy, lots of people have secret taboo sex fantasies and I’ll bet it’d surprise you to know there’s a whole group of people out there with the exact same fantasy. Go ahead call me and confess that taboo fantasy you’ve kept hidden for years.

Is it Incest? You know deep down there is some member of your family you want to fuck the shit out of.

Maybe you had a crush on a teacher?

Do you want to be caught in the act or do it in front of a crowd?

Are you cock-curious? Don’t be shy or feel bad, most men are.

Do you like humiliation? Do you need to give up control?

Do you like water sports or scat?

Does the idea of bestiality turn you on? There’s a whole world of animal lovers out there.

Whatever your kink or fantasy is I’ll explore it. Niche fetishes and unique fantasies are always welcum…maybe you can show me something new and exciting.


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