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Almost Busted….Again!

I was driving home the other night from the bar and I purposely took the back roads to avoid the cops. I had my windows down and belting out some CCR. I look in my rear view mirror and saw flashing lights behind me. Fuck me! I had an open beer and some party drugs in my purse.

Tap, tap on my window and it’s the same question every time. Do I know how fast I was going? I was a little tipsy and I made a sexual comment to the overweight gentleman officer. I said not as fast as I would like to be sliding up and down on your cock. He took my license and registration and went back to his car. I knew I would be spending yet another night in jail.

After 20 fucking long minutes, he comes back to my car and asks me to get out. He gave me 2 options. First choice; I could be escorted to jail and have a slew of charges. Second option was he could take me up on my sly comment and I could ride his dick hard and fast. I couldn’t of taken my clothes off any quicker. He lifted me onto the trunk of my car and starting eating me out. He didn’t know I just recently got fucked at the bar and had a huge load for him to eat.

After he sucked my pussy, he bent me over and slid his small dick in me. I don’t think the fat cop gets much action because after a minute of being inside my juicy cunt, he came. After that, we both went our separate ways.

I was stoked I didn’t get busted, I even broke out the party favors on the way home to celebrate; while going the speed limit of course!

 

Written By: Trashy Trish
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My New Maid Service

Hey there cucky! My black stud will be here any minute. Did you finish all your chores I gave you? I want a clean house before he comes over. I was nice enough to give you a sexy maid’s outfit with matching panties. It’s been very amusing watching you walk around with a feather duster and stiletto heels while I’ve been relaxing with a chilled glass of wine. I wanted to share with all my friends my new maid service so I videotaped you in your sluty outfit on your hands and knees cleaning my floors. Let’s just say; they couldn’t stop laughing.

DING DONG! There’s the doorbell! I hope you have finished, because if not; guess what?? My cucky won’t get to have that big, load of black cum you’ve been working so hard for. I will have to call one of my other cum sluts to lick my holes clean while you’re still doing your chores.

 

Written By: Mimi
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Cock Kisses

 Some men are just complete fucking cunt faces. I have one in-particular and while he is dead serious, I laugh my fucking ass off as soon as I hear his fag face voice. He can’t get enough of body fluids. Shit, piss, snot and jizz, he craves it all. He does have an issue with blood, but well if I have been fucked and on my period, he will take it like a greedy little pig! 

His newest expression is “cock kisses”. I just assumed it was kissing someones cock, but I should have known better with this jerk off. It is when the girlfriend he once had sucks a guy off and then kisses him with a mouth of of jizz. I call that snowballing, like most people. Of course, asswipe isn’t like any normal person I know. Leave it to him to come up with a fucked little expression for it. Did I mention he does like women, but how the fuck could he satisfy one with his little clitty?

I could talk about him for hours, as he is just that fucking hysterical.  He is just a mixed bag stupidity. He goes by many names douchebag, asswipe, cunt face, jerk off and my favorite because it was the first Philip The Faggot.  I have spit many drinks out laughing, quite the waste of booze but entirely worth the laughs.

 

 Written By: Poison Ivy
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Mommy Morgan Got Naughty On St. Patrick’s Day

mommy-morgan-in-greenMommy didn’t come home last night after the St Patrick’s Day Party! 

When Mommy gets home the day, she is still pretty. Her cheeks are rosy, but her hair is messy. She looks like she didn’t’ get much sleep either last night. Mommy’s clothes are wrinkled like they were crumbled on the floor all night. There is no explanation given to her staying out all night.

She does not make you breakfast. You are hungry for her special Sunday Morning Pancakes. Instead of heading to the kitchen, Mommy goes to her bedroom. After a minute, you open her bedroom door to whine about wanting her to make you pancakes, but Mommy is taking off her clothes. Her green blouse is open, and she is wearing a green bra. You forget about the pancakes and hug your Mommy Morgan. She smells funny. You know she was having sex last night. She has cum in her, and you can smell a man on her. 

You picture your Mommy getting fucked, hard, like the ladies in porn. You are aroused and hug Mommy harder. You rub the front of her white jeans and are so curious that you will kiss and lick between her legs.

Mommy says that you can kiss her anywhere. Time to make a man out of you. Mommy Morgan Knows Best! 

 

Written By: Mommy Morgan
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Jizz Junkie Daddy

I don’t live in a typical household where Daddy puts me to bed and reads me a bedtime story. It’s more like Daddy coming in my bedroom with a brand new sluty outfit for me to wear that night. He makes sure my hair, makeup look perfect and my teen tits and ass are hanging out. He always says the higher the stiletto heels, the bigger the cock I’m going to get.

He sends me on my way and I go out and get my holes filled as much as I can. My phone sex Daddy is like a pimp, he expects my body to be dripping  with cum from head to toe and if I’m not, he will be disappointed. I always surprise Daddy though with more than enough cum.

When I get home, I crawl into his bed and slide my barely legal body on top of him and let the cum drain from my holes into his mouth. He loves sucking out 10 plus loads from my ass and pussy. Daddy is such a jizz junkie that sometimes I go back out and get more for him because I love him so much!

Now you know where I get my cum obsession from and don’t think for a minute I let Daddy eat it all.

 

Written By: Jizz Junkie Mandee
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Don’t You Deserve The Best Blowjobs?

Don’t you always want a blowjob? 

Who could suck your cock better than me when I suck your cock just the same way I like my cock sucked?

I can take it deeper and longer. I do this thing to the tip of your cock that makes you almost cum. I love to edge you with my very long blowjobs. 

I am a wild, sexy, kinky girl who loves to suck cock. I love the feel and taste of cock in my mouth. 

Yes, of course, I deep throat and I  swallow.

Don’t you deserve perfection and someone who really knows how to get down and dirty?

You will start to crave my cock. You cum for me, and I will cum for you, baby.

Your favorite cocksucker,

Shemale Dani

 

http://theklassykat.com/user_images/tkk_shemaledani.jpgWritten By: Shemale Dani
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Looks Can Be Deceiving

When you see a blonde bimbo looking woman walking down the street with her ass and tits hanging out, do you automatically think she was a cum whore? Normally cum sluts are easy to spot because the way they present themselves. But what if you saw a young, wholesome looking girl with a friendly smile? The girl next door type that looks like she’s never seen a cock before. A young girl body with a voice to match. Not in a million years would you think she’s a cum whore.

Think again. It’s girls like me that get the most cock and crave the most cum. I like the fact that I fool everyone and no one knows my love for a huge, creamy load.

Next time you see a little cutie with braces and bow in her hair, just know she’s not as innocent as she looks. She’s probably just like me…. a cum guzzling whore!

 

Written By: Melody
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Sex Party Last Weekend

Ryan and I had a very naughty sex party over the weekend.  We had several web cameras set up so people could log in and watch Ryan, all my roommates, their boyfriends, and me getting freaky! The party started with everyone getting naked. I was sitting on Ryan’s lap as he played with my little tits. My pussy was already dripping into his lap, and my hand was stroking his cock. He got so hard and started dripping precum on my fingers.

He sent me over to lick one of my roommate’s pussy. At first, everyone in the room was watching her lick me. I push my clit into her face and spread my pussy open very wide so that everyone could see. Ryan played director. We did everything that he said. As soon as I had my first cum on her face, he told everyone to have fun and start fucking. 

He grabbed another one of hot roommates. He wanted both her and me. I dropped to my knees, and she joined me as we both went down on Ryan’s cock. We licked and sucked his cock. I fingered her pussy and told Ryan her pussy was extra hot and steamy tonight. Ryan stood up and got behind her. I licked her clit while he pushed his cock into her pussy from behind. She was going crazy. Ryan pulled out and slapped his hard cock against my tongue. 

From there Ryan took turns fucking both of us. He fucked my pussy, pounding me hard. I could hear the other couples fucking, and someone yelled out that we had over 500 viewers so far, and the party was just getting started!

Oh, what fucking good time we all had! 

 

 Written By: Tara
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Trashy Trish Forgets The Kids (Again)

I forgot again to pick up the little ones from school today. The principal keeps threatening me but I always manage to get on his good side again. No one can turn down one of my sloppy blowjobs.

I had a very busy day after my Craigslist ad. I had 5 strangers show up at the house at random times for my MILF pussy and ass. I wanted all 5 cum loads in all different places on my body. It was my goal for the day and I’m satisfied it was achieved.

My ex husbands wife ended up getting the kids and bringing them back to her 6 bedroom mansion. The bitch came from money and she thinks she’s better than everyone else. She loves when I fuck up (which is often) so she can be a super hero to my kids. She’s a real fucking twat.

I finally pick up the kids and they tell me they’re hungry, damn kids are always fucking hungry. I forgot my wallet but I pulled into a gas station. I tell the brats to keep occupied in the car and I’ll be back in 10 minutes.

I offered $10 blowjob to a couple guys and finally I had a taker. He was big and smelly but I didn’t care. I got into his truck and blew him. He shot a huge load down my throat and I got my money and took the kids to McDonald’s. 

While the brats were sucking down milkshakes, my dinner will be later slurping down stranger cum in my stretched holes.

 

Written By: Trashy Trish
Call Trish @ 1-866-794-8183
Email- Aol/Yahoo: tastytrish4phone

 

Fucking Thinking Of You

  I guess you thought this might be some kind of fucking sappy romantic I miss you kind of blog? Fucking hardly, you twat face. I was surfing for a movie around 4am and one was on that made me laugh so hard I spit out my fucking drink. My fuck buddy was asleep but I had to wake him for this. It wasn’t so much the movie was funny but when they said “squeal like a pig” that made me think of a certain caller. 

Can you imagine talking to someone and all of a sudden they make pig sounds? I had him keep going so I could put my phone on threeway. Seriously? You think I wouldn’t share such stupidity with a friend or two? I know you might want to think I might have a sweet bone in my slamming body, but I don’t dumb ass. 

Humiliation is my specialty, and don’t think I will hide my laughter; because it is all about me and the fun I have on the phone with my collection of sissy boys, CBT lovers, freaks and little dick losers. Give me a call, and if you’re lucky I just might share you with my hot friends.

 

Written By: Fetishista Frankie
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Email- fetishfrankie@aol.com