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Dirtiest Bitch On The Net

              I am a total adrenaline freak!  Nothing raises my pulse and get’s my juices flowing like sex. Not just any sex but dirty, nasty, messy, hot, wet, and most of all perverted.

I’m not your wine and dine girl. I don’t need a fancy hotel either. I just need a hot guy with a big dick that knows how to use it. During these odd times, I have found new and unusual ways to pick up men to hook up. 

                  Last night I saw this man working out on his balcony. Apartments are so close in the city that I could see the sweat on his body from my window. I thought he was working out way to hard, and needed a bit of distraction. I stood at my window nude, and began sucking my sexy, hard nipples. 

Now I have his attention. Strange is my favorite way to go, but I couldn’t bring him here. Yes, sex with me can get that nasty! I held up my digits on a big sign. What? You’ve never done that?

He texted me and I told him to meet me in the parking garage. During the day no one is ever there except the parking attendant. The man seemed rather confused as to why we were fucking in a dirty parking garage. I dropped to me knees on the dirty, littered with trash floor, and began sucking his gorgeous dick. Another man was getting his car. I smiled, and suggested he join us.  

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Written By: Harleyhttp://theklassykat.com/user_images/tkk_harley.jpg
Call  Harley @ 1-866-415-6699
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Good Entertainment

I just had lunch with a bunch of my close girlfriends today, and it’s so much fun when we all get together. I have the kind of friends that make me laugh so hard, my side hurts. Of course, we always talk about sex, toys, and well-endowed men.

My girlfriends are always up for a good laugh so I had to tell them about my caller the other day. He sent me an email of his penis, and I knew I couldn’t keep this picture all to myself. When I passed around my phone to show them the pic he sent me, all my girlfriends burst out laughing. We almost got kicked out of the restaurant, we hardly couldn’t contain ourselves.

All my girlfriends, and I agree, he is nothing but a pathetic loser. The only thing he is good for is a good laugh with my friends.

It’s so entertaining when I get pathetic small dick losers to call me. When it comes to your tiny penis, there might not be much to talk about but there’s so much to laugh about!

 

Written By: Chloe
Call Chloe @ 1-866-949-4106
Email- creamychloe@yahoo.com

 

Sophisticatedly Sexy

Are you attracted to the blonde bimbo type? I think it’s the image of the big boobs, long blonde hair, porno looking girl that makes guys heads turn. But, when it comes time to having a real conversation with her, there’s nothing but giggles because she’s not capable to have a “normal” conversation.

I am intelligent brunette who can talk about current events and who also can get your cock off better than any trashy blonde. I’m sexy, sophisticated, and I also enjoy sex to the fullest. I would say I am very kinky, and just because I’m college educated, doesn’t mean I am not dirty.

Don’t let the name “Bambi” fool you, my Mom had a funny sense of humor. Never mistake Bambi for Bimbo.

If you’re ready to have a real conversation with a smart, beautiful phone sex girl who can guarantee to get you off better than anyone else, please call me.

Sophisticatedly Sexy,

Bambi

 

Written By: Bambi
Call  Bambi @ 1-877-399-6245
Email: talknasty2bambi@aol.com

 

 

 

 

You’re Such a Loser

Mean girl phone sex isn’t for just anyone, it’s for losers only. That would be YOU! I am mean by nature, it’s something I don’t fake.

Let’s get real, do you think a girl like me would ever be caught with a loser like you? If we were out in public together, strangers would know right away you would be paying me to be near you. You can’t fool anyone.

Losers like you need to be put in your place and totally humiliated. You’re so pathetic and have no one in your life so you will take anything. That’s why you call me because you have nothing else to look forward too.

Sometimes the sound of your loser voice annoys me so bad and I just put the phone down and ignore your pathetic ass. You’re so desperate that you press the phone against your ear to hear if I am near the phone. Little do you know, I have the phone on my nightstand and my boyfriend between my legs eating my pussy while I laugh and tell him what a pathetic loser you are. You so badly wish that was you eating my pussy, you and I both know that will never happen! I might put the phone down there so you can listen.

You’re such a loser!

 

Written By: Missy
Call  Missy @ 1-866-403-2903
Email:misbehavingmissy69@yahoo.com

 

 

 

 

I Won’t Tell

We met at a pool party last weekend. You were there with your wife and kids. I was there with my parents. I felt your eyes all over my young body. I made sure you got a good look of my little tits and perfect ass. I saw you taking dip in the pool and I dove in, making sure to “accidentally” brush against your cock. Rock hard and just for me. While your wife was running around with the kids, I slipped you my number.

I saw you taking dip in the pool and I dove in, making sure to “accidentally” brush against your cock. Rock hard and just for me. While your wife was running around with the kids, I slipped you my number.

Later that night, I received my first text from you: “Where can we meet?” I responded quickly that I would meet you at your house. You tried to argue, but I insisted… no one tells me “NO”.

The next morning, I watched your wife leave with the kids and snuck upstairs. You were nervous, but hard just the same. I laid on the bed that you share with her. You hesitated briefly, but as soon as I started exposing my body to you, you couldn’t resist. You were starving for me.

My panties were ripped off and your mouth devoured my pussy. I lost count of how many times you made me cum against your tongue. You pushed me back against the bed and shoved your cock inside. You knew you didn’t have to be gentle with your little whore. I wasn’t your wife and you could be as rough as you wanted.

You grabbed a handful of my hair and rolled me to my stomach. Your mouth went to my ass, shoving your tongue in deep, getting me ready to take your cock. Your mouth covered mine as you rammed inside, covering my screams. You pumped in and out, demanding that I cum for you again. With my last orgasm out of the way, you gave one last push and came inside my ass.

You rolled to your back, gasping for breath. “We can’t do this again, Raylin.” I smiled down at him as I took his cock in my hand.
“I won’t tell if you don’t”.

 

Written By: Raylin
Call Raylin @ 1-877-470-3647
Email: naughtyraylin4fun@gmail.com

 

 

I Am The Perfect Solution

I know that you are lonely. You go out and all you see are happy couples. Lucky men who get to go home and fuck their sweet, sexy girlfriends or wives. I know this makes a great guy like you feel sad. I know you would like the same. You want to have a girlfriend to treat you right, and I know that in return, you’ll treat her really well.

I am the perfect solution.

I will be the perfect girlfriend you crave for. I will make sure that ALL your needs are taken care of. 

I’m the one that you can’t resist.

I’ll be your ultimate, sexy, brunette girlfriend you’ve been longing for all these years. We will do so many naughty things that every other couple would be jealous of. 

 

Written By: Charlotte
Call Charlotte @ 1-888-759-3955
Email- lust4charlotte@gmail.com

Breakfast In Bed

 I absolutely loved waking up this morning and hearing your strong, masculine voice on the other end. You started by taking off my little pink nightie, and slipping off my silky, pink thong.
I opened my creamy legs nice and wide for you. I spread my pink pussy lips far apart. You couldn’t wait to devour my soft, bare pussy. You shoved your tongue deep inside me. You absolutely love the way I taste. You have to have my pussy first thing in the morning. You get so turned on how wet I am, and how my sweet pussy juice covers your face. I love pushing your head deeper and deeper into me and feeling your hot breath inside me.
You always make me have multiple orgasms. Each time I cum, it’s more intense. My pussy is just squirting, filling up your mouth with my cum. You just can’t stop eating my pussy.
My cum is the breakfast of champions.

 

Written By: Aimee
Call Aimee @ 1-866-428-2664
Email: playfulaimee@aol.com

 

My Favorite Treat

I’ve always been a cum slut. Just the thought of heavy cum-filled balls makes my pussy drip. I will take it anywhere: my face, my tits, belly, back, mouth, ass- but I love when my pussy is filled with cum most! Nothing feels as good as a cream-pie pussy. Especially if there’s more than one load in there. Feeling that wetness between your legs, feeling it run down your thighs.

I usually can’t wait until they’re gone so I can play with it. I lay back in bed and let my fingers sink into that creamy cunt. All that jizz feels so warm on my fingers. I love the sounds I hear when my fingers are moving in and out. It makes my clit throb.

I cum over and over with that sticky cum deep in my pussy. When I pull those dripping fingers out of my pussy, it’s my favorite treat.

 

 

 Written By: Ginger
Call Ginger @ 1-888-872-9195
Email: southernnaughtyginger@gmail.com

 

 

Me, My Fingers and a Quiet Beach

           I love a deserted beach in the afternoon. I get so busy with work and school that at times I just need a day to myself.

I packed some bottled water, snacks, tunes, and I was ready to go. It was a beautiful day, and the sand was warm. I relaxed in the sun listening to music and day dreaming. I began thinking about my English Lit teacher and how hot he was. I spent many afternoons in his class staring at his body. 

     The more I thought about him and hornier I got. Too bad I was all alone. I rearranged my pink top, and began pinching my hard nipples. It felt so good, my clit began to throb. I slip my hand under my shorts and fell the sexy wetness. I honestly think that I have the cutest, wettest teen pussy ever. I close my eyes, pinch my nipples and feel the warm water and sand under me. 

   I hear some voices up the beach from me. It sounds like a few men or boys. I think about hurrying, but it’s my day to relax and enjoy. I still hear their voices in the distance, but I can’t stop playing with my pussy. It feels so good, creamy and soft. 

The guys are getting closer now. I wonder? I take off the rest of my clothes, close my eyes and wait. 

 

Written By: Delaney
Call  Delaney @ 1-888-566-2337
Email- teendelaney@yahoo.com

 

Small Penis Humiliation

My teen pussy is too good for that tiny, little thing you like to call a dick. You may not think that it’s little, but it is. Other girls may have said they were 

satisfied with it, but they were totally lying.

It’s so sad that you were born with something so tiny and pathetic. It’s hard for me not to laugh at it, and even share the laughter with my girlfriends. 

I’ve fucked many high school and college football players and they’re hung like a horse. Do you think I could possibly fuck you after being with them? HA, no way!

When you call me, you will get total honesty. I’m not going to fake it and tell you that your dick would pleasure me. You won’t ever hear me say that it’s nice either. I will give it to you straight up.

If you’re looking for a small dick humiliation phone sex call, then you need to not look any further. I’m the one that you want to call, and I will humiliate you just the way you need.

 

Written By: Charlie
Call Charlie @ 1-866-825-4709
 Email- coedcharlie@aol.com