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Naughty Church Girl

I just love being a naughty church girl with my phone sex daddy! You wouldn’t believe the naughty shit we did in front of the minster today while church service was going on. Daddy bought me a really hot skin-tight dress and there was holes cut out for my nipples to hang out of it. Imagine the ministers face when he saw me walking in church wearing that with a pair of stilettos heals. It was great because it gave daddy easy access to suck on my nipples during the service. While I was giving my phone sex daddy a handjob, I was fingering my naughty catholic girl cunt. We like to sit right in front so he has an up close and personal look at us. I know the minister got turned on, he was stumbling his words and couldn’t concentrate on his readings. At one point, he even touched his cock when he saw I was bouncing up and down on daddy’s lap. He probably got turned on knowing that my phone sex daddy was going to shoot his daddy cum deep inside his little girl during church.

I wonder what is going to happen next Sunday during church service? Stay tuned because this extreme Catholic girl has zero limits!

Rapture

Raise your hand if you are planning on being raptured tomorrow.  You know damn well that if you are reading this you aren’t going to be raptured tomorrow son, so put your damn hand down.

I will be here, working, and you will be there, still.  I think this whole thing is so odd.  I understand that all Christians believe that yes: some day: they will all be taken up to Heaven in one mass uplifting (I went to church when I was little, I remember these things), but come on.  I just made the last fucking car payment two days ago.

So, this my dear ones may be your last chance to have any type of sexual contact with another human being before the big event.  So pick your girl, dial those numbers, and bust your nut before the heaven’s open up and you are lifted up into the great beyond.

And for those of you left behind? I’ll be more then willing to make your days on earth just as happy as I always have in the past.

Maggie