I was at the club this weekend with my girls, getting my drink and my dance on. I was out on the dance floor having a good old time shaking my ass like I always do. This guy approaches me and whispers in my ear, “I love your ass and I have to have it.” This didn’t surprise me, I get that a lot. But when I turned I was pretty shocked at the stud before me. But not only was he young and good looking but he oozed MONEY and honey I love money. So I decided to let him buy my friends and I some drinks. The guy was dark skinned and had an accent. I never really got to ask him where he was from. We made polite conversation, my friends gave me the approval and I left the club with the stud. I got into his limo and well that’s as far as we got. We fucked right there in the limo. It was hot and he got what he wanted! I made a dash out of the limo like Cinderella and I heard him calling after me. But I never looked back. There are 2 types of guys in my life, guys I fuck on the first night and guys I make wait. He obviously was in the first group and that group I always make sure I never stick around for the awkward after moments.
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I am one of those girls that you can call up at 3am when you are drunk and really horny! I won’t hang up on you or tell you to fuck off. I will answer and tell you to come on over! Before you get to my place I will change and make sure I am looking super fine! When you stumble inside I will be all ready to please you in whatever way I can. That’s just the kind of slut I am. I like to fuck and you would be doing me a favor by coming over and giving me a hot booty call.
I have been known to make a few booty calls of my own. When I get drunk, I get horny. I have drunk dialed more times than I can remember but usually I dial the right guys. The guys who are like me and who are totally into 3am hook-ups! The drunk sex at 3am maybe isn’t the best sex I will ever have. But the next morning, when I wake you up with a good blow job and you have a clearer mind, that’s the best sex! Morning sex is my favorite, hands down!
Next time you are drunk and in need of some fine as phone sex, well I am your girl. I love servicing all the drunk guys out there. So give me a call!
So my roommates took a vote and well the shitty news is, I AM OUT! Apparently I am too much of a slut for them and they don’t like all my overnight guests. I mean I guess it was the last overnight guest I invited over that was the main problem. Travis was a guy I met at a bar and we hit it off. We fucked at the bar, then when he walked me home, then after we got to my place. I passed out but I guess Travis was super hungry and went into the kitchen, naked! He ate some of one of my bitch of a roommates food when he finished he headed back to my room, ready for round 4. The only problem is, he went to the wrong room! He went into the other bitch of a roommates room and started to try and coax her into some sex. Shit hit the fan, mostly with my roommate screaming RAPE and waking up the entire house. We all woke up and there was an immediate house meeting, which is when I was voted out.
So now I am off to find a new place to live and maybe a roommate who is as much of a slut as I am. Shit if I had a roommate and some guy she just fucked came into my room to play me a visit, I would have been all over his junk. Guess it just proves that I am a slut and I don’t belong in that apartment with those PRUDES!
I am the ultimate girlie girl! I don’t really watch football or any kind of sports. So while everyone else has been getting ready for the big game, I’ve just been lounging around all day relaxing! I love lazy Sundays. I love getting to sleep in, waking up rested with the sun beating down on me through my window! I sleep naked and I will get up and stretch, walk around the house naked all day, lay on my couch! Just enjoying the entire day! So if you are like me and not really watching the game tonight or maybe you need a little stress relief when your team isn’t doing as well as you bet for them to do! Call me up and I would love to help you relieve that stress! Maybe after the game, you might have lost a good amount of money, or you were just bummed that your team lost. Maybe you just feel like fucking that shit out of someone! I would love to take one for the team! I will be your little fuck bag!

































































































































































































