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Potions, Spells, and Evil

Malaya MaxI own this little shop, it’s cute kind of quaint but it has very dark secrets in it. My great grandmother was a Shaman and often said I was possessed by a kitsune who decided to never leave my body. Well fuck, would you if you had this beautiful body for your meat suit? I don’t feel like I need an excuse for the evil I do but I do have one. ROTFLMFAO.

Many men come into my store to get a better look at my beauty and end up paying large amounts for love spells. Love spells? I mean what pathetic worms to think they can make a girl love them. Of course, I take their money gladly and do another spell.

What kind of spells you ask? If I tell you, I will have to torture and kill you which is not such a bad idea. I can make the most masculine man into a submissive slave begging to for his mouth to be pounded. Is it witchcraft, or is it just my beauty sends them into a head spin or maybe, just maybe it is something I put in the tea I serve them. You will never know, till I do it to you.  Come into my shop a man, leave as my bitch.

Maleficent  Malaya 

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Valentine’s Day Douchebag

        It being Valentine’s Day and all I would be horribly amiss if Idelaney3 didn’t give a shoutout to my favorite Douchebag sissy of a cumdump.  I can just imagine what he is up to on this romantic day. You never know since last week his “boyfriend” ditched him for a chick!  Douchebag was okay with it because he took it as a sign of love because he left two men there for him to suckoff.

Can you even fucking imagine that? He also considers it a sign of love if he gets to eat the sweaty asshole of his “boyfriend”.  He is such a stupid cunt, but most amusing to me. 

So, when I come home with my sweet fuckholes stretched and full of jizz you can guess who will be there to clean me up. Not only that he will love every minute of it. Happy Valentine’s Day, Douchebag!

 Teen Delaney For Humiliation

Getting You Ready For The Big Game

 It is almost time for the big game. Some of you will be drinkitorrie11ng with the guys, getting hot over the cheerleaders but then there is some of you..LOL. Some of you want to be the hot and sexy cheerleaders. 

     Don’t be shy now, you know exactly who you are. Some guys want a blowjob at half time but you want to give one.

      Not to worry as dressing and training sissy boys is my speciality along with…OTHER THINGS! 

                                      Bad Girl Torrie

We Are Both Size Queens

        I had the funniest call the other day. We began to chat Delaney25and soon I found out my caller, who I will affectionately name Asswipe is a size queen just like me. The bigger and thicker the better. We chatted about cocks for a while and what kind of heads we like the most but then………ROFLMFAO!

He is into things I couldn’t even imagine someone doing. He told me that his boyfriend lets him clean his dirty asshole. He also shares him with other men who fuck his face then when done piss on him. Thing is he fucking LOVES it! I couldn’t help laughing but he was okay with that and loved when I called him Asswipe.

It gets even more nasty, if you thought that even possible. He loves being a human toilet. Well, a girl could get into having her dirty ass cleaned with a wet tongue. I mean my pucker is too cute for toilet paper. I mean there is sissy fags and then there is Philip! LOL

 TeenDelaney4u@aol.com

Pain, Sweet Pain

    Scared boys make me extremely excited. I can smell the sweatbrianna11-2 on them as they shake and try to remember the safeword. You should know by now your safeword is useless with me. I do just what I want making your world painful and humiliating.

  Poor little losers! I do find the whole affair rather amusing in a dark sort of way. Eventually you just might learn to enjoy the pain and punishment I dole out.  Just remember  things can always get more painful!

            Cruel Mistress Brianna

After Hours With Maleficent Malaya

 

         A few of my callers will ask why I leave around midnight amal4s I am clearly an after hours girl. After playing deviant games with you fuckers I have other even more depraved plans for my night. You won’t see me getting into bed, anyone’s bed till the sun comes up.

       If you are wondering just how someone gets me into bed, they must have something I crave or need. My fuck buddies are musicians, artists, and men I can stomp on to climb the ladder going down to hell. You? I don’t know what can you do for me. Nothing? Then fuck off you are in the never will touch my beautiful body category. 

       Tonight I am off to a combination Burlesque and sex show. The main show is first then if you didn’t pay a small fortune you are gone.  Go find yourself a cheap crack head whore, if you can get it up again.  Loser!  Unless, of course, you are willing to submit to every and anything I demand. Later bitches.

                           Malayamax@aol.com

 

Off with Your Cock and Balls

werwer3-300x453      Hey little dick loser, yes you I am talking to your dumb ass. I have been keeping a secret from you for quite awhile but tonight when your wife gets home it all comes out. ROFLMFAO.

She knows all about you hitting on me and me making you slurp up your own jizz. What? Did you think I wouldn’t tell without getting any perks? She has decided your balls and dick are a complete waste so we are going to rid you of them and make you our cleanup and fluffer boy. You didn’t see that coming, did you? LOL.

 We could do it the easy way with bands or we could just slice and dice. Considering the asshat you have been to me for years now, I go with the most painful way. Are you going to cry bitch? 

                   Teentorrie@aol.com

 

 

Uncle’s Dirty Secret

I caught my phone sex uncle jerking it to pictures of underage girls. I won’t say how young because even I was shocked. “Giggles” Not really but I sure pretended I was. I remember when I was younger my Uncle??? I bet you expected to hear what he did with me. Yeah, you so have to call me to get THAT dirty secret.

Anyways, I watched him for awhile and it came to me like that. Uncle has a dick that is way too little for grown girls. Well I am just telling the truth, not humiliating YET!  He was so into looking the the pictures that he didn’t even notice I was right behind him. I whispered in his ear that I was going to tell everyone everything I saw.

He began to beg but yet he still was drooling and jerking to the girls on his laptop. Then he made things worse, he told me to show him my cute, teen body. I told him he had gone way too far and I was fixing to tell everyone unless he…..You really want to know the rest you perv, don’t you?  I might tell you our secrets on the phone!

Bratty Teen AJ

Skank Snatch Phillip

Sometimes I read other chicks blogs, just for the fuck of it and I admit, some are wicked hot! I have noticed one thing, or skank, or fuck face, or stupid fucking ass and that would be a man? LMFAO named Phillip The Skank. He seems to be the topic of many blogs and I finally got my turn at the Jerk off.

You know, taking him serious and not laughing is impossible. Just listening to his sissy voice is enough to send you rolling on floor with a stomach ache from laughing. He seems to have no limits at all.  Hmmm, well maybe one and that would be fucking a chick. Don’t get me wrong, he likes chicks, but for them to sit on his dumb looking face and beg for their shit. Seems Phillip loves to suck a big, fat turd like he is sucking a prick.

I asked him if he had a boyfriend, and he said he had several all wanting his fuck holes. That isn’t a boyfriend you stupid Skank. Some of the chicks said he used lip gloss on his “clitty” WTAF?  I will have to ask him about that next time the stupid ass calls me. My favorite part of the call is when he cums. I couldn’t stop laughing at the sounds he made. What he didn’t know was a girlfriend was in room with me listening and laughing to the whole call.

Goth Girl Ivy

Hey There Piggy

I see you are stalking my pretty ass again. I wonder if your wife knows what you are up too? I would tell her, but you’re way too much fun to fuck with. I do need a little favor from you, Piggy. Tomorrow night the girls are coming over and we need a Piggy to take care of our party needs. You know, kind of like a maid/waitress/clean up boy.

You seem pretty excited, I kind of think just maybe you WANT to be one of the girls. You are such a fucking Twatwaffle!

I send you a little package, your heart stops as package isn’t in a plain wrapper. You sneak past your wife to open it. We have bought you, well actually you bought it with your Platinum card, a little gift of lingerie and a blow up doll. I text you and you are over in 5 minutes flat making a lame excuse to the old bitch. Hell, she is glad to be rid of you for awhile.

You see all of us and your little nub of a dick makes a wet spot on your slacks. Time to change into lingerie Piggy, fix us all a drink and pull out the blow up doll. Cam time for all my friends not here!  Oink, oink!

Fetishista Frankie