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Getting Revenge On A Peeper

   

HarleyMy neighbor is looking in my window again. I suppose I could  close my blinds but what would be the fucking fun in that? He thinks this is a fun little game we play but little does he know, slowly but surely I own his ass. Today I am the only one home so what better day to let him know I am NOT playing!

I walk up to the window mostly undressed, open it and tell him to get his sorry ass in my room NOW!  He comes in with this annoying smirk on his face that something hot is about to happen. Instead, I slap him and my hot ass boyfriend comes out of the closet. Neighbor is stumbling over his words, saying that he didn’t mean anything by this and tries to blame sweet little me. LOSER! My boyfriend is laughing and wants to know what the fuck we should do with him? 

What we are about to do is fuck up his smug little world. I make him strip and toss some of my lingerie at him. A few friends come over and “oh Look, now it’s a party”. My neighbor is actually starting to cry now and begs us to let him leave and not tell his wife. The fun is just beginning!

Do you want to know what you would be in for if I caught you stalking me? I am here, don’t keep me waiting.

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Written By: Harleyhttp://theklassykat.com/user_images/tkk_harley.jpg
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Fucking Thinking Of You

  I guess you thought this might be some kind of fucking sappy romantic I miss you kind of blog? Fucking hardly, you twat face. I was surfing for a movie around 4am and one was on that made me laugh so hard I spit out my fucking drink. My fuck buddy was asleep but I had to wake him for this. It wasn’t so much the movie was funny but when they said “squeal like a pig” that made me think of a certain caller. 

Can you imagine talking to someone and all of a sudden they make pig sounds? I had him keep going so I could put my phone on threeway. Seriously? You think I wouldn’t share such stupidity with a friend or two? I know you might want to think I might have a sweet bone in my slamming body, but I don’t dumb ass. 

Humiliation is my specialty, and don’t think I will hide my laughter; because it is all about me and the fun I have on the phone with my collection of sissy boys, CBT lovers, freaks and little dick losers. Give me a call, and if you’re lucky I just might share you with my hot friends.

 

Written By: Fetishista Frankie
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You Can’t Get Enough

   I love making you do things that could totally fuck up your world. When she leaves you pull out the party favors and call me. If it is in the afternoon you know I am wearing skimpy shorts, a tight little tee and expensive as all get out tennis shoes. If you get the chance to sneak off at night I am in sheer, baby doll nighties and fuck me slippers. 

I easily talk you into giving me gift cards worth thousands from stores I love. Quite the loser, aren’t you? You imagine seeing me in a cafe where you’re with your wife. Not bad really, although she sure as fuck isn’t me. You watch me cross and uncross my tan legs as I tease the fuck out of you. No, I don’t care if she notices. In fact, I hope she does and she cuts you off completely. We both know you would rather phone fuck me than you would want fuck her.

You offer to pay for a weekend away with her friends, that is how much you crave alone time with me. She happily agrees. You better send those gift cards loser, if you want time with me.

 

Written By: Easy Elle
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Cuckold Slave

    Down on your knees where you belong slave. I can tell by the look on your face my stockings and garter belt make you weak in your knees. Begin worshiping your Mistress by slowly removing her heels and then kissing and licking the soles of her beautiful stocking feet. Don’t get to eager or I will kick you in the face slave.

I suggest you get your worthless dick in check or I won’t let you finish. Lick up my beautiful legs slowing till you reach my freshly fucked rosebud pucker. Insert your tongue and taste the cum of a real man, not a pathetic bitch of a man like you.

 

Written By: Mistress Brianna
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My Cuckold Landlord

    My landlord never lets me know when work is being done at my house, and it is so fucking annoying. I stumbled out of bed in part of last nights lingerie after my hookup left after a hot morning fuck. I really just wanted something to eat and more sleep before tonight’s clubbing.

He was on the roof making sure all was good before the Fall cold set in. Mr Chase was staring at my perfect tits so hard I was surprised he didn’t fall of the roof.  At this point I came up with a plan thinking that maybe next time he will give me notice that he was coming over. 

I invited him in and offered him a cup of coffee. I could see the less than impressive bulge in his pants. I wondered how he would take getting a mouth full of jizz from the hottie I fucked all  night and this morning. He seemed mesmerized by the jizz dripping down my legs. Then I did it, I grabbed him by his hair and pushed his face into my dripping pussy. He licked and slurped it up like a good little cuckold. 

 

Written By: Easy Elle
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Boss Gets Punished by New Secretary

Human Resources assigns you a new temporary personal assistant while your regular girl is on leave. You have read Koko’s resume, and she seems well qualified for this position, but there is something hardcore about her. Her strong personality, quick wit, and piercing eyes make you wonder if you will end up working for her some day. She dresses professionally, but very sexy. You would love to pull up that tight pencil skirt and rip off her panties. Bend her over your desk and take her! She has you distracted. You will have to be extra tough on her to break her in so that she knows her place.

One day, you are impatiently waiting for a report from Koko. You interrupt her while she is on the phone. She looks up, glaring at you. You know that you are being very rude, but you are the boss. You are in charge. She works for you. She doesn’t get off the phone. She is pissing you off. Maybe she even prolongs her phone conversation longer than necessary, just to get under your skin. When Koko finally hangs up the phone, she doesn’t say a word. She gets up from her desk and walks into your office, straight to your desk.  You follow her, like a yapping little puppy dog, and you keep asking about the report, but Koko doesn’t answer you.  She picks up your report that is already on your desk. She walks to the door and locks it. She turns and stares. You have lost all your control. You apologize but then rationalize your rudeness by placing blame on Koko.

She tells you that you are a weak excuse of a man, a pathetic individual. Get down on your knees where you belong you worthless worm. She picks up the picture of your wife and kids and laughs at you. She humiliates you. You are now her bitch. Time for you to get fucked like a bitch. Koko lifts up her skirt and puts on a strap-on. She fucks you like the little bitch you are! She fucks your ass hard. You moan and groan as your ass gets fucked! Yes, this is what you have been craving. A woman to turn you into her very submissive bitch! 

 

Written By: Mistress KoKo
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Devil With An Angel Face

malaya

Men tell me I have the most angelic face, and they couldn’t imagine me being anything but sweet. Looks can be very deceiving can’t they? I am anything but a sweet, innocent submissive chick. Just for fun, why don’t you give it a fucking try. Ask me out to go see a chick flick, bring me pink roses and gift certificates to mundane stores and restaurants. Let’s just see what that gets you? 

There is three things I want from a man and all that depends on the type of man you present yourself as. You can be my little sissy bitch and suck dicks dressed like a little girl while I catch it all on film. How do you like that option? 

Our second option and that does get my deviant little mind excited, that is to slowly torture you till there is nothing left of you but a bloody pulp.  I play rough and I am sadistic, but you can have the satisfaction in knowing it DID fucking excite me.

Then there is a third kind of man, a very special man that you most likely aren’t. He gets the best fuck of his whole life but sadly for him, I will most likely choke him at that special moment where the bitch in heat explodes.

 

Written By: Malaya Maxx
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Turning Tables On A Rapist

   You have been following me from club to club all night but too scared to say a word. The bartender would hand me a drink from you like clockwork and around 2am at last call you brought one over yourself and ran like a scared puppy. I tested it with my fingernail, saw what you did and smiled pretending to drink it all. Are bitches really that dumb, have you done this before? Whatever. 

I leave walking down the dark streets to an area you should be very afraid of. Don’t you think I notice you behind me you pathetic scum. Oh wait, you think I drank the drink you spiked and will soon pass out for you to rape. Not going to happen asshole. I turn around, smile and pretend to pass out. Just as you goe to rip of my dress off, you feel my hand go around your neck. Your eyes go wide as I squeeze harder and harder. 

I wonder what happens next? Do you get raped and robbed or do I fuck you and choke you while riding you? Fucker!

Premature Ejaculation At Its best

     

    Daphne
 Or would that be at its worst. I can’t quite wrap my hand, I mean mind around that one. I was chatting with this man, he seemed pretty cool and definitely was hot looking. I thought maybe I would give him a try, quick fuck and then see if it leads to more hook-ups. No one was around and we began to kiss passionately. Clothes were coming of super quickly…..

And then it happened. He told me he comes rather fast. Okay, no issues as many guys come fast first time with someone new and well, it was in public. I told him he could satisfy me first and see where it leads.

He looked at me rather embarrassed with cum all over his leg. What the fuck just happened? I think it took him all of 20 seconds once his clothes came off…20 fucking seconds!! Well, that was a first that I would never want to repeat although, I could not stop laughing when I told my friends over drinks later that night!

 

 

Written By: Daphne
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Pale Legs, Dripping Cum And A Pathetic Loser

ivy

 Home late from a Fetish Ball and you were waiting outside my door. You just had to talk to me to get things right in your head.  As always you help me out of my latex gown while I let you fucking ramble on about life, sex and what a pathetic loser you are. 

When everything is off, except my fine ass boots you see the cum dripping down my pale beautiful thighs. You automatically assume the ball had many musicians, and well loser; you would be right as you know the only men I fuck are artists or men that can help me in this world to get what I want. In other words people I can USE!

You want to talk about the little blonde girl you saw outside after school let out but the cum dripping down my leg has your attention now. You seem hypnotized at how much there is and how it is slowly dripping down to my beautiful boots. We can’t have that, now can we? I grab the back of your head and force your tongue right where the drip on my thigh is about to hit my boot. You no longer need forcing as you taste the tangy, salty nectar of my cunt juice mixed with jizz of several beautiful men. Sometimes, you crave more than little birds, don’t you bitch?

                         

IvyWritten By: Poison Ivy
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