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Happy Holidays to all my freaks, geeks and wankers! Even though I’ve been super duper naughty this year, Santa will sure to stop at my house. Or least, I would hope so! I’m sure soon as Santa comes down my fake chimney (hee hee) and sees me in some smoking hot red lingerie with my stilettos, he would be surely eager to give me some gifts.
Since he’s had a long night and I’m sure he’s probably exhausted, I think it would be really cool of me to get on my knees like a good slut and suck on Santa’s big ole cock! And no worries, I will hydrate Santa and give him a mouthful of his own cum. Who wants milk when you can have the other good white stuff, ya know?
So, after a little naughty play doing it Memphis style; I’ll send Santa packing. That’s my way of giving back. After all, Santa needs a little pick me up to make it to the rest of the kiddies houses. Mission accomplished!
The One and Only,
~M.M~
Your favorite phone sex porn slut is wishing you a Happy Thanksgiving. It’s one of my favorite holidays for 2 reasons. First reason is; I love to eat all the super yummy fattening food and I absoutley love Apple Pie! Second reason is; I get to see my Uncle Ed. Well, technically he’s not my real uncle because it’s my aunts 2nd husband but I call him uncle so whatever. Anyways, I don’t get to see them but once a year on Thanksgiving and uncle Al and I always find a way to have sex. And, when I say we have sex, I mean we have FUCKING SEX. We sneak away from the fam and find a room and get super nasty with each other for an hour.
His cock his absoutley beautiful and it breaks my heart I only get it once a year. Too bad he lives so far away, otherwise we’d be fucking like every night! My aunt almost caught us last year. In a way, I was relieaved but on the flip side I wanted her to catch us. I want to see the look on her face while her husband (my uncle) is boning the fuck outta my pussy. Maybe this year, we’ll see?
So there ya have it, my 2 reasons why I love Thanksgiving. I hope you get super stuffed and get to have a naughty taboo encounter like yours truly.
The One and Only,
~M.M~
What the HELL is your problem? You didn’t think I would find out? Oh shut up, you dumb cunt! I don’t want to hear you try to feed me another word of bullshit, you understand?
Stand up. I said, STAND UP! You don’t get to sit on my furniture, not any more. You think I’m kidding? Don’t you fucking dare try to come over here and touch me, you small dick wonder you. Oh, what? Did that hurt you? You getting pissed now?
I honestly don’t give a crap about how you feel. YOU and YOU alone fucked up. Get on your knees. That’s right, you heard me correctly, you get on those knees of yours and come over here in front of me.
You are so lucky I just don’t haul off and punch you in that smug face of yours. Seriously. Who the fuck do you think you are? You are nothing but a low life, money grubbing, douche. Now let’s get back to this thing between your legs. Oh sorry, did that hurt when I pushed the toe of my high heel into your nut sack? Okay, I’m not sorry at all. You really think all those times I laid under you so you could try to please me with that novocaine cock of yours that I enjoyed it? What’s a novocaine cock? That’s my pet name for you. Uh huh, been using it for a long time around my friends. It means that when you fuck me I don’t feel a thing. I only allowed you to because we were in a relationship, but I guess I was the only one who thought that.
You have no job, no money, no place to go, no car, and now what? You fucked it up my friend, royally. What’s this? Begging? Are you begging me to let you stay? Oh this is fabulous. Go on, more, more, come on do it like you mean it.
I’ll tell you what, since I bought all your clothes I want them back. I want every stitch of clothing taken outside to the curb in a trash bag, NOW! I don’t care if you are naked, not my problem, it’s yours, and I don’t care about your problems anymore. And after you do that, you can take your sorry ass out back. You want me to allow you to stay, I will, but on my conditions. You can stay in the dog house in the back yard. I’ll even get your own special dog bowl with your name on it. You can have what ever scraps are left over after I eat.
Don’t look at me that way, you are free to leave, you can go, but since you came into my house with nothing, you leave with nothing. I think you ditched those clothes you had after I started making the mistake of buying you new ones. But if you are to stay, then you stay on my terms. And since you acted like a dog, you get to be one.
Oh, wait, on second thought. Leave the clothes. I think I will give them as gifts to the men I bring in here from now on, who I will fuck night after night, and you can lay out in your palatial mutt shack and listen in.
Now GO!
(P.S. Can you all tell I have a roaring case of PMS? lol GRRRRR!)
The One and Only,
~M.M.~
What…the…fuck!?!?! Is anyone else out there sweating like a pig on a spit? Jesus Christ, a visit to hell would actually feel like a spring time breeze compared to this shit.
I have been running around my house in a bikini all day today. My AC is out! I have a guy scheduled to come out to the house next week. If I had known how quickly it would get hot this year, I would of scheduled him to come over at the beginning of April.
OooOOo now I have a repairman fantasy running though my head. Sweating because you are having sex, or working out is one thing, but to just sweat from the simple acting of breathing not so much.
Hmmmm, now I’m going back to the repairman fantasy. I wonder if the guy will be hot. If so I might just try to seduce him, see if I can make him squirm a little bit. Maybe even have a little fun with him, just to tip him for getting my AC working properly! I mean, I think that would be a great way to show my gratitude. Don’t you?
The One and Only,
~M.M.~
Wow, that’s all I can say, is…Wow. If some of you remember I wrote a blog explaining some of the darker type of things that I am into.
I should of posted that fucking thing ages ago. Lemme tell ya’ll something. Some of you are seriously fucked up! lol I don’t mean that in a bad way, hell no! I mean it in a “omg I hope it’s him again, every time the phone rings” kinda way.
I have had the most outrageous calls since I posted that blog. I have LOVED every single one of them. I get fucking giddy like a teen who has seen cock for the first time on the guy she is crushing on. No lie, I get so excited that I cannot wait to run the info. so I can call the guy back ASAP.
So far I have been butchered, hung, cooked, suffocated, hung on meat hooks and sliced. One call I got to do things to this one guy that were so damn depraved, he didn’t survive. If I remember correctly I ended the call with me picking up his torso and chucking it into the camp fire I had going.
I know some people will read this and go..ewwww, what the fuck Memphis?? lol And that’s okay, because everyone has a little bit’o dark inside them. I just enjoy playing along and adding to it.
Thanks for all the Gore fellas!
The One and Only,
~M.M~
Howdy ya’ll! LOL I really do not speak like Paula Dean I swear! Now lots of you know me, or at least think you do. You see there is another side of me, uh huh. And the reason I am even writing this blog is because I just had a caller tell me, “Memphis, you are fucking warped. How come you don’t tell people that you do dark shit?” And I had no real answer for him. And if you must know we did a serial killer pedo fantasy. He almost didn’t do the call with me because of the way I answer the phone, which is, very happily, chipper, almost like a cheerleader who just got laid and paid. lol. So, I am writing this to give you a little list of some of the darker stuff I am into….
Pedo
Rape
Serial Killer
Kidnapping
Torture/Kill
Gore
Witchcraft
Cannibalism (Dolcett/Hansel & Gretel/Butchering)
Blasphemy
Religious Humiliation
Demon/Demoness play
Vampirism
Sci-fi
Basically if you can get arrested for it and get put on death row because of it, then I am down with it.
And that’s just skimming the top people! lol. Behind this girl next door exterior and always happy demenor there lies something dark and sinister. Don’t ya just luuuuuuuuuuuurve it??? Kisses!
The One and Only,
~M.M.~