I learned a long time ago that the only thing guys like more than pussy is new pussy. I get a lot of calls where I can succinctly hear my guy stroking his cock for me and it totally turns me on. What makes me even wetter is when he tells me his wife is home and he’s playing with me on the down low. He’d rather phone fuck me than get it from his wife… it’s all about new pussy!
I’ve always gotten a kick out of fucking another woman’s man – it’s such a naughty rush. Let this blog serve as a public service announcement to those of you who think about calling a slutty phone sex operator and rubbing one out on the sly but feel like it’s… somehow wrong. I’m here to tell you it’s not. I’m a discrete professional with no inhibitions and I love my job. I won’t become clingy or nag you to take me on a date. I won’t ever ask you to leave your wife for me. I’ll just make you cum harder than she can, and it will be our sexy little secret.
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I don’t know what it is… call it an oral fixation if you will but I’ve always loved having a cock in my mouth. From the instant it touches my lips until the ‘big moment’, I’m in heaven! My first blow job was Jeff Smith, the summer going into 8th grade. I was an early developer and my tits were already a “C” cup. I caught Jeff looking at them all the time, and he brushed against them “accidentally” whenever he thought he could get away with it. I’d found a stash of my brother’s porn a few days before and I was super curious about cock all of a sudden, so I asked Jeff to show me his dick.
Jeff wasn’t stupid. He pulled his cock out and I reached out and grabbed it. “Memphis… please suck it,” he pleaded. Pre-cum was already leaking out; he was so excited. Curiosity got the best of me and I flicked my tongue out and cleaned off the head of his cock. Jeff put his hands on my head and shoved, and just like that, his entire dick was in my mouth and hitting the back of my throat. He started thrusting his hips, fucking my mouth. Then I felt his cock throb, and he drained his balls all over my face. It was over in less than two minutes, but I was hooked. I sucked Jeff’s cock pretty much every day that summer, along with several others.
For the ultimate virtual blow-job, give me a call… and a pearl necklace!
Ah… Monday. I fucking hate Mondays, but today hasn’t been as blah as most because I just had the craziest weekend and my pussy is still feeling it.
My fuck buddy Joe asked me to come to a party with him. Now unless I’m on my deathbed, I never pass up an opportunity to party. He told me to put on something sexy and slutty so I chose a tiny little pink plaid mini skirt and a pink bikini top. I decided to skip the panties, stepped into my white CFM heels, and off we went!
The party was at a really big house in a gated community. When we pulled up, a valet took Joe’s car key and there was a butler waiting with a tray of champagne and a little dish full of little blue pills. Joe handed me one and I told him I didn’t need any Viagra. “Memphis, it’s “X”,” he replied. I popped it into my mouth and washed it down with champagne.
30 minutes later, I was sitting in a room full of horny, fucked up dudes and feeling like I wanted to screw every one of them fifty times. I pulled my little bikini top down and showed them my amazing tits, spread my legs, pulled my skirt up over my bare pussy, and that was when the party really got started! The girl sitting next to me started playing with my tits and kissing me, and as I kissed her back, I felt hands on my inner thighs, then a tongue on my clit.
The rest of the night was a cum-soaked fuck fest that went on for hours and Joe just texted me and asked if I wanted to party again this weekend!
Yeah, you can say I’m a bit of a size queen. I’m guilty! How big do I like, you ask? Well, look at my picture and that will tell you! Is there such a thing as too big? I’ve taken some pretty big cocks and guys are totally infatuated with my pussy and they tell me how fucking tight it is! Maybe because I do kegels, haha! My pussy has seen a lot of big cocks and every time it gets stretched, it goes right back to normal (Thank god). When my pussy gets an extremely hard pounding by a extra large cock, then I might be sore for a couple of days. It’s still a good sore though, just like after you workout and your muscles are killing you the next day. But it’s a good sore because you know you did something awesome for your body…. yeah, same thing as taking a really big cock. Same thing, right? I don’t need to workout because I believe fucking all the time is a workout. That’s the way I justify it anyways.
So yeah, I like ’em big and I have no problem telling you that my pussy can handle every inch that cums my way.
The Only and Only,
~M.M.~
It’s no secret that I love a hot load from your balls. I got thinking today of how many other names there is for CUM: sperm, junk, man juice, jizz, gism, penis pudding, spooge, wad, semen, spew, baby gravy, seed and my all time favorite is baby batter, haha! These were just off the top of my head, I am sure I missed some good ones.
So, back to baby batter (LOL) If any guy said to me, I want to put my baby batter deep inside of you, I think I would totally lose it on him; in a laughing way of course. In my opinion, that wouldn’t get me hot but it would make me laugh which I love to do but not when It comes to getting my Memphis holes fucked.
Now, I can’t stop thinking about baby batter! I am going to use that word all day long. I am suppose to “hook up” with an old friend later, and I am going to tell him with the straightest face I possibly can, that I want him to put his baby batter deep inside my love hole! I can’t wait to see his expression on his face. Priceless!!!
Gimmie some baby batter!
The Only and Only,
~M.M.~
Wouldn’t it be completely awesome if they made lollipops that taste like pussy??? Everyone would be walking around with pussy suckers in their mouth and it would be totally freaking cool! Every now and then I love a good creamy pussy so I would defiantly have a couple handy in my purse.
What would be even cooler if they had different varieties. Black pussy pops, cum flavor pussy pops, period pops and hairy pussy lollipops; okay I went to far with that one. That would be just gross, to me any way. I should patent these and make millions or maybe these already exists and I live under a rock and never heard of this?
Any who, it’s fucking awesome and who’s ready for a luscious, lickable pussy pop?
Oh, and this is a after thought I just had; you know those ring pops? I use to think I was super cool and wear them when I was younger. That would be great to have those too, the taste of pussy just a ring finger away, haha!
Trust me, if it was MY pussy scent and taste they will be flying off the shelf’s, just sayin!
The One and Only,
~M.M~
School’s back in session and I’m in the mood for a really naughty teacher/student role-play. When I was in school, I was a very bad misbehaving student. I played by my own rules and my teachers knew I was going to be a star someday. Of course, I fooled around with some of my teachers, football coach and even the old janitor. The pervy janitor always had a thing for my big tits. He would stalk me in the girls locker room and one day I gave him the best titty fuck he would never forget. I milked his old janitor cock so effing good. Some of my most memorable fucks, blowjobs and handjobs were in school.
I highly recommend you come to the Memphis School of Learning, it will be a little different than what you remember it was like.
The One and Only,
~M.M.~
I went out last night with some of my favorite peeps and we ended up going to a Karaoke bar. What a freaking blast that was. Of course, I drank way too much and ended up singing “Short Dick Man” and made a complete fool of myself but I didn’t care. I picked that song when I was three shades to the wind but I think that song is totally me! I really don’t wanna short dick man.
I’m in love with cock but it’s the gorgeous cocks I need. Notice I said need and not want, I don’t want a big cock, I need to have one. If you ask me to define gorgeous cocks; it would be long, thick, huge mushroom head and you can’t go wrong with a big, veiny cock too. Let’s face it, my porn pussy needs something more than a pencil dick to fulfill my needs and boy do I have needs, haha!
I was reluctant to write this because I didn’t want to sound like a fucking snob but let the truth be known: I don’t wanna short dick man!
The Only and Only,
~M.M~
I’ve been watching some of the Olympics lately and I’m digging the hot divers and the guys on the swimming team. My panties get moist when I see their super big bulge in their Speedos. When I was in High School, I fucked the football team, basketball team and hell even the Debate team but now I’m starting to wonder why I never gave my pussy up to the swimming team. Oh well, I guess. On the other hand, I think I have made up for it..haha!
I want to know your freak number 1-10 (10 being the highest). My freakiness defiantly exceeds a 10. I’m probably a 100! When it comes to getting my freak on, I have zero limitations. When I am getting to know a guy, I am a pretty good judge of what his freak number is before we fuck. I love the guys that I think are a (5) and they shock the total shit outta me and they’re a total freak in the sheets.
I also like a young innocent boy and corrupting him (Memphis Style) and making him into my little freak boy.
Call me and share with me your freak number and let the freakiness begin!
The One and Only,
~M.M.~
