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A list of some of my favorite sexual terms, and a few that I thought I would share.

Captain Cheddar — a cheesy male.  You know the douchebag guys at the bar always trying to hit on you but are so pathetic.  I have had my fair share because I like to fuck but I am not a big cheddar fan at all.

getting gnarly with the knudster – jerking off.  hopefully you will be doing that to me and my voice baby!

R2 your D2 – same as getting gnarly baby!

visiting Niagra Falls  – female masturbation – what I will be doing when your are getting gnarly or R2’in your D2 – 😉

quicunque vult – A forward girl , ready to oblige every man that shall ask her.  I do believe I am one of these.

Nebulaphobia – The fear of fog.  Not a sex term but interesting.

visit from (Aunt) Flo – To be visited by the monthly menstrual flow — all  I can think of is South Park, LMFAO

visiting the wookie – anilingus on an hairy ass – if you are into that kinda thing ……

59ing – lesbian 69’ing.  I am “down” with that. Hehehehehehehe

4-11-44: measurements for my favorite thing on a man, a large penis. based on size and measurements : 4 X 11 = 44 , meaning a thickness of 4 inches multiplied by a length of 11 inches equals, according to Dirty Harry, the .44 is ‘ the most powerful handgun in the world

And finally the best for hooking up, a formula for you logical minded people:

3 – F’s = FILM – FOOD- FUCKING.

Teach me some new ones or let me know your favorites.  I want to be able to talk dirty in as many different languages and ways as possible.  It makes me so fucking wet.

Masturbate with me

I’m in one kinky ass mood tonight so cum and get me sexies. haha I am for real I think it’s all the homework lately it’s making me horny.

I bought a new dildo today and I can’t stop using it on my tight cunt it just feels so awesome.  Would it not be like totally hot if you jerk that dick for me while I toy my tiny fuck holes and talk nasty to you?

I have to admit, I really love when you men moan and get all breathy in my ear.  Makes my lil pussy so wet to listen to you stroke and rub that cock too.

You can listen to me fuck my sweet cunt if you are really, really nice! haha

Cum to my bedroom now…I’m ready.

Hot kisses,

Laney

Something Really Sinful

I try to be a good girl I really do but I just can’t help myself I love cock so much.  Sometimes I wonder how such a small town girl like me got to be so sinful. Like masturbating all the time I really do love it.

Right now I would like to play with my clit and finger my hot, wet cunt for you while I talk dirty in your ear.  My sultry sweet voice will make your cock so rock hard and I will take really good care of you and your nice  cock I promise.

I’m going to have my dildo, lube and ice cubes ready for the call.  Maybe even light some candles in my bedroom and spread my hot lil body out on my big kings size bed. If you want I will let you listen to how wet you are making my little cunt.

I hope to talk to you soon lover! Kisses to you.

Yahoo:  sinful_lil_sidney

A Seduction in SMS…sexting

I like it when you squeeze my tits through my shirt while I suck on your tongue like it’s a miniature cock.

I like it when you rub the joining of my legs and make me cream my panties and soak my jeans.

I like it when you say thank you after I come. You’re the only one who ever does.

I like it when you force your spit and my juices back into my pussy and let them drip out again into your open mouth.

I like it when you giggle with pleasure when I tongue your nipples and kiss my way down your chest to your groin.

I like it when you fill my mouth to overflowing, first with your cock and then with your semen.

I like it when you fuck me from behind with the mirror from the wardrobe beneath me so that I can see your cock stretching me open.

(I hope there’s a hard-on in your pants.)

I like it when you ask me to lick your ass.

I like it when you push against the tension at my asshole. The muscles embrace you despite the searing ache.

I like it when you bury your cock deep inside me and stay rigid with your weight on top while the walls of my vagina collapse around you.

I like it when you type the dirtiest things.

I like it when you convulse: your spine stiffens and your breathing goes ragged and your eyes roll back and you release a loud moan.

I want your thick cock sliding in me slowly, penetrating deep. Come fuck me, lover. You know I will beg.

I want to fuck you. I need to fuck, fuck, fuck you. I am your willing slut: Trish, the fuck-toy. Tonight. My place. Please. Come for me.

He came. He came again and again. So did I.

Friday nite teen fuck!

Tonight I’m looking to tease your cock so much it gets super rock hard 4 me!  Mmmmm I think I will start out by masturbating on the couch like this and making you watch me.  *tehehe*

See my tight lil teen twat get all hot & juicy for you…don’t ya wanna taste me?

Well, 2nite is ur lucky nite cuz I’m gonna let you do whatever you want with me.  I’m feeling very, very taboo naughty just 4 u.

Bring that nice hard cock to me and let me show you how good it feels to fuck a teen hottie like me.  And, don’t worry wifey~ wife never has to know a thing! Cum getta taste of some hot, young cunt!

AIM:  teendelaney4u

xoxoxoxo *cumfuckme* soon!

My Naughty Car Ride

One morning I thought I would take a ride with a friend.. (one  with naughty benefits) to a business meeting out of town. I figured I would keep him company and check out the mall and some shops while he was in his meeting. I absolutely love fucking him! He has one thick cock my pussy craves!!! What girl wouldn’t want that …

The drive was so boring I had to make it fun !! I laid back in my seat and starting rubbing my tits looking over at him making sure his eyes where on me. I pulled up my skirt made sure he had a perfect view of my sweet pussy while I drove all my fingers up my pussy hole fucking myself hard for him. I stuck my dripping wet cum filled fingers right in his mouth so he can taste me. I leaned over took his cock right out. I wanted to FUCK now !!!

I straddled him while he was driving. Rubbing my wet pussy all over his cock. Kissing his neck telling him how bad I wanted him inside me.. feeling my wet pussy.

It didn’t take for a second that I was sitting on his throbbing cock driving the car while he was pounding on my pussy. Grabbing my hips pulling me down fucking my soaking wet pussy. Every time he would trust his cock deeper in me I felt the car going faster.. making me more wet grinding my pussy harder down on his cock. I felt his hands grab and twist my nipples as he filled my pussy with his hot load.

It was some wild ride ! And not to mention he walked out of his meeting with a smile on his face.

Care to unwind from a crazy Monday?

This is how I handle things after I have a rough Monday at the office!!

I slowly unbutton my shirt. Not forgetting to expose my huge fucking titties.

Stroking and pulling making sure I get these puppies rock hard.

I then pick up the phone and dial my favorite freak off of Klassy Kat.

HaHa I’ll save you from looking.

1-866-325-1858

Then I slowly slide off my skirt & spank my clit on the outside of my panties.

Who wants to feel what’s on the inside of my panties?? I’m going to run and get things all stirred up.

You should take the time to call me, so I can get things all stirred up with you. The only way you can experience the instant connection with Sky is if you call me sexy!!

We can create some white jizz and unwind together!

 

 

Peeping Toms

I am standing in my room, in my skirt and bra and heels and reading some papers.  I jump up on my desk to rest my legs.  My heel falls off so I start to rub my leg, oooo it feels so good I am getting so horny.  That is when I look up and see you peeking into the doorway.  I act like I don’t notice and continue to rub my tits and slide my skirt down, making my little black thong show.   My nipples are so hard now that they hurt so I pull my bra down and bring them to my mouth and start to suck.   I speak out load for you to hear, “I wonder if this turns on little dirty peeping toms that like to spy on me?” then I throw my bra towards the door.  You get a bit brazen and pick up that bra to smell it.   Our eyes meet…what should we do now?  Let’s figure it out hun, call me.

Sweet Sensations

I am a romantic at heart and love sensual pleasures. Touch is one of the most sensual pleasures. So when I am ready to become intimate with myself I start with my bare naked skin. I lay on my bed totally naked. Then raise my legs together in the air keeping them closed. I gently begin taking my fingertips and stroking the outside of my legs and thigh, bringing my fingertips inside up and down my tightly closed legs not touching my hot pussy or clit yet. With each long sensual stroke I get hotter and feel the goose bumps forming. I like to pretend I am being watched by a stranger and if I listen close enough I can hear his breathing heavier as he gets excited watching me touch myself. I can feel his eyes penetrating me as I gently open my legs and lower my feet to the bed as I message my clit beginning to squirm and moan. I get hotter and wetter. I pretend I catch a glimpse of the man in the corner of my eye as he takes his hard cock out begins stoking with my movement and moans. I get so involved with my orgasms I realize he now is kneeling with his tongue buried deep inside my pussy sucking and licking. Then he begins sliding fingers in between his tongue and my pussy. He causes me to squirm, moan until I orgasm squirting cum down his tongue. I moan and arch my back begging for more as he stands and teasing my wet pussy lips with the head of his hard cock. He leans down and kisses me so deep and thrusts his hard cock deep inside me hard and fast fucking me so wildly as I moan loudly and cum over and over. While I am in my fantasy, I have my vibrator inside me sliding it in and out faster and harder changing the speeds and waves of vibration until I cum so hard I squirt then I collapse back on my bed for a nap. Mmm nothing like sweet sensations.

Lips like Heroine….I am your Drug, arent I?

Most of my close friends call me Charlie, but your wife or girlfriend would most definitely call me something completely different, wouldn’t she? Perverted, kinky, twisted and inventive. I mean really, why would she even try to compete with that? What’s my price for being your fuck toy? The question tumbles out before you can hold it back. It’s very simple really. I don’t ask for much. After all, MY needs are being met, aren’t they? What I want, my price if you will, is your every thought. While you are dutifully fucking your boring wife twice a week in the same position so you don’t offend her delicate sensibilities, you will be thinking of me. When you are sitting in your office in the middle of your day, thoughts of me and how you can pleasure me will slip into your brain and your hands will tremble with the urge to touch and caress. Your nights will be haunted with dreams of me and you will wake up hard and aching, desperate and eager to hear the sultry whispers of my voice in your ear. Will you be able to hold off until you get in the car or will you sneak into the bathroom and run the water to mask the sounds of your release?

Well…will you?

XOX

Charlie