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After Hours With Maleficent Malaya

 

         A few of my callers will ask why I leave around midnight amal4s I am clearly an after hours girl. After playing deviant games with you fuckers I have other even more depraved plans for my night. You won’t see me getting into bed, anyone’s bed till the sun comes up.

       If you are wondering just how someone gets me into bed, they must have something I crave or need. My fuck buddies are musicians, artists, and men I can stomp on to climb the ladder going down to hell. You? I don’t know what can you do for me. Nothing? Then fuck off you are in the never will touch my beautiful body category. 

       Tonight I am off to a combination Burlesque and sex show. The main show is first then if you didn’t pay a small fortune you are gone.  Go find yourself a cheap crack head whore, if you can get it up again.  Loser!  Unless, of course, you are willing to submit to every and anything I demand. Later bitches.

                           Malayamax@aol.com

 

Skank Snatch Phillip

Sometimes I read other chicks blogs, just for the fuck of it and I admit, some are wicked hot! I have noticed one thing, or skank, or fuck face, or stupid fucking ass and that would be a man? LMFAO named Phillip The Skank. He seems to be the topic of many blogs and I finally got my turn at the Jerk off.

You know, taking him serious and not laughing is impossible. Just listening to his sissy voice is enough to send you rolling on floor with a stomach ache from laughing. He seems to have no limits at all.  Hmmm, well maybe one and that would be fucking a chick. Don’t get me wrong, he likes chicks, but for them to sit on his dumb looking face and beg for their shit. Seems Phillip loves to suck a big, fat turd like he is sucking a prick.

I asked him if he had a boyfriend, and he said he had several all wanting his fuck holes. That isn’t a boyfriend you stupid Skank. Some of the chicks said he used lip gloss on his “clitty” WTAF?  I will have to ask him about that next time the stupid ass calls me. My favorite part of the call is when he cums. I couldn’t stop laughing at the sounds he made. What he didn’t know was a girlfriend was in room with me listening and laughing to the whole call.

Goth Girl Ivy

Hey There Piggy

I see you are stalking my pretty ass again. I wonder if your wife knows what you are up too? I would tell her, but you’re way too much fun to fuck with. I do need a little favor from you, Piggy. Tomorrow night the girls are coming over and we need a Piggy to take care of our party needs. You know, kind of like a maid/waitress/clean up boy.

You seem pretty excited, I kind of think just maybe you WANT to be one of the girls. You are such a fucking Twatwaffle!

I send you a little package, your heart stops as package isn’t in a plain wrapper. You sneak past your wife to open it. We have bought you, well actually you bought it with your Platinum card, a little gift of lingerie and a blow up doll. I text you and you are over in 5 minutes flat making a lame excuse to the old bitch. Hell, she is glad to be rid of you for awhile.

You see all of us and your little nub of a dick makes a wet spot on your slacks. Time to change into lingerie Piggy, fix us all a drink and pull out the blow up doll. Cam time for all my friends not here!  Oink, oink!

Fetishista Frankie

A Little Summer Heat

I was made to wreck your world. I was made to take your money and spend it as my own along with fucking up every one of your orgasms. You’re not worthy until I say so. You will keep proving yourself to me over and over.

Control makes my pussy wet, you look at me and you start to drool every time. Imagine what it would be like to have your dick inside me. Maybe I’ll bend over and you’ll get to look down my top like a loser or flash of my sexy legs when I wear a short skirt. Tossing my hair back giggling at what a loser you are. Guys like you don’t deserve girls like me. We both know it. Don’t fight the urge, eventually I will get everything I want from you and more.

So keep dreaming of my sexy body with my legs wrapped around you and my hungry wet pussy devouring your dick. Yes, I love to keep you on the edge playing my mind games with you. I love teasing you with my slutty ways. You might think you have some control but you need to think again. Little do you know, you’re just my loser puppet that amuses me. I have what you want right between my legs and you’re never gonna fucking get it.

Pool Service

You are a Hotel Manager. The hotel has had recent upgrades to the pool and you decide that you need to make some upgrades by adding some hot girls to your staff.

You offer me a part time job for the summer. I am going to be working with some other hot girls doing pool service. We will cater to our guests every desire and need, but you will have to work hard to take care of us.

This is not a beach hotel. The Hotel is on the bay instead of the beach. This is a busy downtown hotel that caters to business travelers. By hiring us hot, young girls, the successful businessman will be happy to return and recommend to his associates.

The only problem that you have is keeping us girls happy, so we work extra hard to keep the guests happy.

The girls and I arrive before the pool opens. We watch you clean the pool for us. We need to look extra hot, so we lay out next to the pool topless so our tits become tan. Before the pool opens, you serve us. You bring us water and juice. You spread oil on our skin. We are all hot college girls who have been hidden away in the classroom, so we need to work on our perfect tans. You massage our shoulders and rub our feet. I did not have a chance to get my toes painted red over the weekend, so I have you do it for me.

When we get in the mood for some sexy fun, we make you come over, drop to your knees, push that tiny little black bikini bottom that you picked our as part of our uniform, and pleasure us with your tongue.  After all, you have us scheduled so that we do not get to see our boyfriends as much as we would like.

You have the difficult job of keeping your Pool Service Girls Happy, but I think you are very passionate about your work!

My Married Sugar Daddy’s Hot Wife

I love that you are married to a woman as beautiful as me because that makes me want you even more. Since you showed me the naughty videos you made of her, I have been craving a threesome. Her lips are so pouty, I just want to kiss them, tasting her sweet mouth. You bring her over, I expected a much different threesome than I have planned. I suggest you sit on my bedroom chair and watch us.

I slowly take of her sexy little mini dress and begin to kiss, suck and bite her perfect nipples. Her tits are amazing. Do you hear her moans of pleasure? She never moaned like that for you, did she? Soon those moans will be screams of intense pleasure. Those are sounds you only heard when she faked it, wanting 5 carat diamonds or a new Mercedes.

Help me put on my strap-on and make it tight so I could pound her beautiful wet fuck hole without it slipping of my slender hips. Help me guide it in bitch boi. Mmmm, she is so wonderfully tight and we both know why, don’t we? Don’t worry you will get to lick her hot, creamy juices off the strap-on right before I show her how to fuck your loser ass.

xoxo, Dirty Daphne

Don’t Get The Wrong Idea Bitch

I know I have made it clear I am into pain, snuff and all things absofuckinglutely demented and depraved. I also love getting ink, and piercings and going out and getting wasted, dancing and whatever brings me pleasure …BUT….I do love fucking! Maybe just not with you. ROFLMFAO.

There are several kind of men and women that make my adorable, hot little twat wet and I wonder if that man is sometimes on the end of the phone. Do you look at my pictures and wonder what if you could have someone like me? Fucking doubtful dicksock.  I wonder what your wife would think if she saw you licking your laptop with your wormy dick out?

I know you imagine me riding you with my delicate hand wrapped around your throat. Do you wonder, are you scared, or do you need me to keep going till there is no life left in your worthless body.  Stop wondering and call me as the worst that can happen is I tell you to fuck off and hang up on you or the best thing will be….I don’t know that depends on our chemistry. There was this man last night….well piss off I don’t give anything away.

Maleficent Malaya

Fuck Me With Your Tongue Phone Sex

I love using your sorry ass for my needs. I’ve hand picked you to take care of my pussy for the rest of this weekend. On your knees, loser bitch! Get to work on my perfect pussy. Stick that tongue out and shove it in my wet, pussy hole. Make sure you get a good fucking taste, cause that’s as close as you’ll ever cum to my pussy. Let’s get your face positioned just perfect so you can learn how to properly tongue fuck my pussy. There you go loser, slid that tongue in and out of my hole nice and fast. Mmmmm!!!

Now, lick me from my throbbing pussy to my tight fucking ass and start working on that hole now!

Princess Krystal

You Are How Small?

Sometimes men just amaze me. They brag about how big their cocks are when they are much less than adequate. I believe that is why I have so much fun with the little, itty bitty tiny men. I mean they’re two inches of useless but loud and proud about it. During my day, I could use a good laugh and one of my callers had me laughing so hard I couldn’t stop.

Now, when you pair up that munchkin of a dick with pink panties, what a sight that is.  I guess 2 inches isn’t really useless but highly entertaining just not in the same way 8 hot inches of man meat is. Give me a call and entertain me when you tell me just how small it really is. No need to take a little off the real size, as well it is really tiny enough.

xoxo Dirty Daphne

Paying Cameron

Every Friday you are handing over your hard earned cash to me. You’ll do anything to serve your Goddess. I can hear the whimper in your voice when you tell me that your bills are pilling up at home and it’s already the end of the month. Your wife asks why you haven’t paid the monthly bills yet. Your cock grows hard as you think of an excuse to tell her. Meanwhile, all you can do is think about me. Figure it out, let her know your ass is broke again. I can’t wait to hear the excuse you will give her this month. I’ll be using your pay check this weekend to buy all sorts of shopping goodies for my girlfriends and I.

Before sending you on your way for the weekend, I make you send me another humiliating photo of your worthless pin dick to add to my collection. Just in case you decided to skip out on your next payment.
Cameron
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