Author Archive for Tiffany

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Blondes Are More Fun

A lot of my girlfriends are blondes, either by birth or by choice. I mean I once tried to go dark and it was seriously depressing, I never wanna go back to that. I can for sure say that I have more fun as a blonde. I do have one friend, Hillary who is someone who changes her hair color almost as often as she changes her panties. I don’t know why she goes dark or even why she stays dark. She is so much more fun as a blonde. For instance, last month she was a brunette and we were out at this club, this guy approached us and he was pretty interested in the both of us, if you know what I mean! But Hillary was not having it at all. She was such a prude. This past weekend, Hillary went lighter and blonder and it was like and instant personality change. She was more fun, more flirty and more sexual. We were making out with each other at the club, letting guys buy us shots and get us pretty hammered. We ended up in the back VIP with this one guy and he sat there watching as Hillary and I were making out and playing with each other. This is the friend I love and adored! So glad to have her back and hopefully she will stay blonde this time but she is way more fun!

Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?
A: A Rooster says in the Morning – “Cockll-doodlle-doooooo”, while a blonde shouts, “Any-cock’ll-doooo.”

Oral Sex-Phone Sex

I know exactly what you are thinking when you look at a girl like me. I wonder what it will feel like when I slid my dick right between her soft, luscious lips! Well why don’t you give me a call and find out? I love giving a good blow job just as much as the next girl! Only with me you will get so much more! You will get a girl who has had to find ways around the fact that she isn’t the smartest girl on the block. So I have had to do things that give me something the other girls don’t have. I may not be able to keep up with every conversation you have with me but just know that I will drop to my knees in a heartbeat and speak to you orally, in a way that will have you cumming in seconds.

When it comes to Oral Sex-Phone Sex, come to the best, I will give you one wet, hot, blow job right through the phone you will feel like I am right there with you!

Dumb Girls Are Easy

I don’t know why people have to give me so much shit for not being smart. I mean does it really matter? I know what I need to know. Some of my girlfriends really give me a hard time. Like for instance last weekend we went to this bar and I know I am the hottest out of all my friends. Some people are born with looks, some people are born with brains and some people are born with a bit of both. I can’t help what I was given, all I can do is work with what I got. So there I was dancing with this guy and he was telling me about his mansion in the hills. I was totally loving his story and we went up to the bar and I started telling my friends. My one friend Holly who is a major Debbie downer tried to tell me the guy was lying. I mean whatever, just because I am dumb doesn’t mean I am gullible. So out of spite I totally decided to hook up with the guy. Unfortunately we couldn’t go back to his mansion, I guess there was some kind of maintenance going on there so he ended up taking me to one of his friend’s apartments and we fucked there. I totally gave the guy my number but he hasn’t called me back. Which is cool because he did say he’d be going out of the country this week for business but he’d call me when he got back. Life is good and all I have to say to my friends is when I marry a rich man, they are going to be soooo JEALOUS! Life is too short not to have fun while you can!

The Perfect Slut

True, I’m not the smartest bitch in the world. But then, one doesn’t have to be a rocket scientist when one is this GORGEOUS! And I’m better than a girlfriend or a wife. No drama, no headaches. I just want to be used and FUCKED. I have the perfect package, it doesn’t get much better than 36DD’s . I can be your whore, any day, any time. And I don’t care where we do it! No prim and proper cunt here – outside, inside, upside down, ANY WAY, ANYWHERE! We can cum up with all kinds of ways to do it, too – I can’t think of anywhere on my body that can’t be sucked or fucked or used. The kinkier, the better, and between your imagination and mine, there is no limit to how much fun we can have! Make that call now!

Question

Pop quiz boys, what color are my eyes? I know I know, you all were starting to sweat on that one. I know you had to check my picture posted here. It is ok, I know my tits are so fucking great. I love them too. I love how the wind makes my nipples hard. I love how when I get some meat out of the freezer my nipples get instantly hard also. I tweak them and rub my tits and damn so much fun! I would love to have your hard cock in between them while I bounce up and down on my knees and titty fuck you until you cum all over my chest and chin. MMMMMMMMM Call me boys, who fucking cares about my the color of my eyes when you have these tits šŸ˜‰

My Amazing New Year’s Eve Gang Bang

My New Year’s Eve was the greatest!Ā  To hell with the ball dropping in Time’s Square!Ā  Originally, I had invited one of my younger male stud college friends over to share the celebration with me but to my surprise, he wound up bringing three or four of his hot male well-hung friends with him and they definitely made this slut’s night one to remember!Ā  From the moment they got there until they left at noon on New Year’s Day, it wasĀ  NON-STOP SEX!Ā  I love the stamina of younger men!Ā  My favorite fuck of the night had to be when I was laying on my back in my big king bed with one of the guys laying underneath me, with him fucking my ass, one guy kneeling at the foot of the bed, fucking my tight, dripping wet cunt, with still another guy straddling my torso, titty fucking me, while the other two guys stood on either side of my face, both facefucking my throat with their massive cocks.Ā  Oh my God, what a night!

Road Head

Coming back from a trip to a boyfriend’s family, I really needed to run to the potty room. I ended up going but since I didn’t see anyone parked around, I snuck over to the men’s room and yelled for him that I wanted to fuck him. He said all was clear and in I went to the stall.

We quickly closed the door. We were in such a hurry that we didn’t check to make sure it latched. I my jeans and panties off with one motion and pushed him down on the seat. I grabbed his hard cock and started stroking it

He laid his head back against the cool wall and moaned with my talented lips wrapped around his cock head. I pushed my spaghetti straps down exposing the fullness of my breasts.

I then rubbed the engorged head over my clit and between my dripping snatch and then began to impale myself on him, moaning loud. It was then that we heard the voices coming into the men’s room.

The two men that had heard my moans were now outside the door of the stall. I could see their shadow and when one of them leaned up against the door to peek through the crack the door swung open. There we were. My ass bouncing up and down on the hard cock and the two men staring at us dumbfounded. I got even hornier at the thought of being finally really caught.

I yelled, ā€œDon’t stop! Fuck me hard! I’m so horny. I need more cock!!ā€

The men didn’t need a second invitation and had their pants down around their ankles in no time. They fucked my throat and my ass…….mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I was so fucking horny.

I thought he might tear me apart and was going to stop it but as he shoved his 10 inch monster up my ass I started to come again.

I was on one long orgasm and screamed. ā€œFuck me you bastards. I want more cock!! FUCK ME!ā€

I can’t even remember how long this went on but it was mmmm mmmm good.

Rolling in the Snow

I love to play dress up.Ā  We can have fun and roleplay on these snowy cold nights.Ā  I can be the elf, you can be Santa.Ā  I just love to get into cute little outfits with my bit titties popping out and my great ass showing.Ā  Want me to take your huge cock in my little elf mouth or do you want Mrs. Santa to hike up her red suit and sit on your massive wand?Ā Ā  Oh the dirty little stories we can come up with.Ā  Happy Holidays boys, call me and make me your present.

My Titties Need Some MAJOR Attention

Guess what?Ā  I bet that if you’re not a tit man per se, that I could definitely turn you into one!Ā  That is the one thing that I can’t get enough of – TITTY ATTENTION!

And mine are SOOO sensitive.Ā  I don’t care how they’re treated, either.Ā  They’ve been tied up by Doms, slapped around lightly, I’ve worn clamps on my nipples (they have also been pinched, twisted and pulled) and my tits have been squeezed and manhandled.Ā  But they crave to be touched and they crave attention.Ā  I have even lactated before – did you know that you don’t have to be pregnant in order to lactate?

I love for them to be sucked on most of all.Ā  A great tittyfuck is HOT, too!Ā  Are you up for my 36DD challenge?

E = MC Squared

Erection = mammary x cum catcher squared… ok ok so I can’t make good jokes, or intellectual ones either. Just makes me remember how I passed some classes in college.

I hated math. All the numbers and proofs and angles and ugh….it was so overwhelming. But I knew how to use my assets, my tits and my ass. The professor was like all you dirty minded men reading my little naughty story here, his cock led his way and he couldn’t help but want to fuck a hot little coed that was eager to please. So I left class a little after we were dismissed when I knew he would be following. I purposely dropped some books with him behind me. I bent over and of course my little skirt rode up my ass where I was not wearing panties of course! My cute little pussy was showing with my supple ass and I saw him. He rushed over to help me and I knew I had him hooked. I gave him that little look and we were off to his office. I wouldn’t let him control at all, I wiped his desk off, closed the door and ripped his pants off, dropping to my knees and taking his hard cock in my mouth. My lips suctioned tight around his shaft and my tongue twirling around his head….mmmm he tasted so good. Needless to say, I had no idea how to solve for a variable but I got my A for my extra effort. Wanna know more about how I did it? Call me hun.