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The Turkey Baster

 Well, I have a lot of family coming over today and I’ve been busting my ass in the kitchen all morning long. I wanted to take a little break and tell you what naughty thing I did. Ever since I woke up early this morning I have been horny as ever! I didn’t have time to masturbate because I wanted to get the turkey in the oven by 6:00 am. Every time I grab the turkey baster, my pussy gets really wet. I guess anything long and hard in my hands my pussy subconsciously knows and reacts. I really had to get off before people started showing up so I shoved the long turkey baster inside my wet, wanting pussy. I squatted on my kitchen floor and held the baster in one hand and I slid my pussy up and down on it till I came all over it. It felt incredible and moments after I came the doorbell rang. I got myself together and snuck away to write this for you. The best part is I forget to wash the cum off the turkey baster and I put it back in the oven and juiced the turkey. I guess everyone gets to have a little taste of me for this Thanksgiving!

Kinky Kat

 


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Seducing Mommy Kat

I had such a hot call yesterday. Mommy Kat sneaked into her little boys room and seduced him while Daddy was sleeping. I love playing with him and feeling his hard cock pulsating in Mommy’s mouth. Oh how I love having my little boy inside of all of mommy’s holes. I love sneaking under the covers and teaching you how to be a big boy. You know Daddy doesn’t make Mommy happy anymore and you need to fill his shoes. When you feel a warm body in your bed tonight, don’t be alarmed sweetie; it’s just your Mommy!
Mommy Kat


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Rape The Willing

Can that even be done?  I have heard people say that, that “You can’t rape the willing.”  Sure you can.  Rape fantasies are some of my favorite types of phone play.  I love when a man takes complete and utter control, even if I do scream, yell, kick, scratch, cry, beg..you get the idea.  I actually find these types of calls cathartic!  I’m a whacked out bitch, what can I say. lol.  When they force me down, make me gag on their cock, make me spread my legs, hold a knife to my throat, or wrap their strong hands around my throat and choke the every living fuck out me (literally), I LUV it! If you want to call me names, then go right on, what am I going to do about it? I mean I am the one in the wrong place at the wrong time right? So if you were to do anything to me, anything at all, then it would be my own fault.  Do your worst babes, do your worst!

One Kinky Kat


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My Master

It is sunset and I can see the clouds rolling in.
My hands bound, my mouth gagged as I await for your return.
What seems like hours is only minutes.
You walk through the door, staring at my limp body,
Knowing that what is in store for me, will make me yearn.

I stare through the cracked glass at what looks like someone new.
You took her hand and guide her to door. Walking inside, you tie her up and show her how the master works.

It is blurred by my sweat, I cannot see what he sees.
A firm tight body as mine used to be
He will humiliate her ,
make love to her and make it as if he has thrown me away.
Perhaps so that I will be more obedient.

I hear his boots walking loudly
He opens the door and tosses her in, untied and willing

Feed on my pet, she is her for your taking.
He was not talking to me…….
She made me hers as he does


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Turning the Tables

Normally, my nephew considers me to be something more than an aunt to him, more of a mentor and, um, a MILF and a cougar. I am the one who usually teaches him things that my sister and my brother-in-law or his school can’t possibly teach him. And we enjoy that special time together. But this weekend was different. This weekend he taught me a thing or two.

I have a hot tub at my house and he came over for the weekend. And brought some friends. Some very hot MALE friends. I thought we might do something for fun Saturday night by having a pizza party and beer. But they had ideas of their own, too. They hid my bikini and so I had little choice but to be naked in the tub. With candles all around the hot tub for light, they slid into the hot tub with me naked as well and advanced toward me with lust in their eyes. The next thing I knew, we were all kissing and their hands were all over me, tweaking my nipples. sticking their tongues down my throat, fingerfucking my achy, tight cunt, and I tried to moan and scream but they only came out as helpless whimpers. After what seemed like hours instead of minutes, they carried me out of the hot tub and proceeded to carry me into my bedroom and on to my California king sized four poster bed. They proceeded to ravage my body for the next several hours, not letting me sleep, one after the other possessing me until we all finally fell asleep exhausted on and across my bed. The next morning, I made the guys a huge breakfast, showered with them in my huge shower, and thanked them properly one by one for teaching ME something for a change. Hey, it definitely beat the Superbowl!


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Kitchen Sex

Kinky KatI’m a natural in the kitchen. It’s true. And I’m not just talking about my cooking skills. It has to be one of my favorite places to get freaky, too! I have quite an imagination when it comes to food and kitchen utensils LOL. And when a hot guy sits me on top of the stove or lays me down on my round dining table or even on top of the kitchen sink, WOO HOO, we can have a helluva good time! Nothing makes my nips harder and my sweet lil pussy drip even more. I even have a special spatula and slotted spoon that are some of my favorite toys! And if you give me a call, I will even tell you what my favorite VEGETABLE is!


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Fun In Chat

Check out this hot conversation I had last week with a hot guy. I changed the names because I can’t let our little secret out. Enjoy!

KINKYKLASSYKAT: i’m losing my energy very fast and need a nap! i don’t want to feel like this at 5:00.
GUY: like nike, just do it
KINKYKLASSYKAT: i’m about to fall asleep, though. wouldn’t i get hurt if i did it in my sleep?
GUY: depends on who you’re doing it with and how rough they are
KINKYKLASSYKAT: that is true.
KINKYKLASSYKAT: who should i do it with?
KINKYKLASSYKAT: are you available? and more importantly, do you mind if i’m asleep?
GUY: me. yes. no.
GUY: and it won’t hurt
KINKYKLASSYKAT: no?
KINKYKLASSYKAT: if i’m asleep?
GUY: now, maybe i can make it hurt!
KINKYKLASSYKAT: you want to cause me pain? :-C
GUY: ok, you’re flip flopping this back and forth
GUY: only good pain
KINKYKLASSYKAT: i like good pain.
KINKYKLASSYKAT: a little bit
KINKYKLASSYKAT: no bruises.
KINKYKLASSYKAT: biting acceptable.
GUY: i’ll remember that
KINKYKLASSYKAT: i’m when i’m bad…
KINKYKLASSYKAT: you should handle that.
GUY: i’m when i’m bad…?
KINKYKLASSYKAT: a little hair-pulling is nice
GUY: i remember that
KINKYKLASSYKAT: and when i’m bad
KINKYKLASSYKAT: you should enforce punishment
GUY: next time i see you, you WILL be tied up
KINKYKLASSYKAT: stop it… you are making me…
GUY: blush
KINKYKLASSYKAT: sweat … no….
KINKYKLASSYKAT: shy…no
GUY: wet
KINKYKLASSYKAT: yes
KINKYKLASSYKAT: seriously!
GUY: just think about lying there with absolutely no control
GUY: over what happens to your body
GUY: if i blind fold you, then you don’t know where i’m going to touch next
GUY: where i might kiss next
KINKYKLASSYKAT: stop!
GUY: why
KINKYKLASSYKAT: go ahead
KINKYKLASSYKAT: no
KINKYKLASSYKAT: stop
KINKYKLASSYKAT: i’m flustered
GUY: i could make you cum, but you have no control over
KINKYKLASSYKAT: stop!
GUY: whether i stop or not
GUY: even when it’s sensitive
KINKYKLASSYKAT: no!
GUY: or i begin to stimulate other areas until you build up to
GUY: another one
KINKYKLASSYKAT: stop it right now
KINKYKLASSYKAT: you just stop
GUY: now i’m hard and ready to put it in
KINKYKLASSYKAT: ok
KINKYKLASSYKAT: no
GUY: no?
KINKYKLASSYKAT: yes
KINKYKLASSYKAT: i don’t know what i’m saying anymore
GUY: next..
GUY: after about on hour of that
GUY: while your still blind folded…
KINKYKLASSYKAT: i’m got something funny to tell you
GUY: so what would you do
KINKYKLASSYKAT: hilarious
GUY:?
KINKYKLASSYKAT: in a minute
GUY: you’re changing the cubject
GUY: subject
KINKYKLASSYKAT: no, no its not
KINKYKLASSYKAT: you’ll like it.
KINKYKLASSYKAT: give me a sec
GUY: ok
KINKYKLASSYKAT: boss close by
KINKYKLASSYKAT: ok - i don’t know how i am going to say this.
KINKYKLASSYKAT: i can’t stop laughing
KINKYKLASSYKAT: i went to the restroom, right?
GUY: yes
KINKYKLASSYKAT: well, when i am turned on… it stops.. you know, the monthly
GUY: ok
KINKYKLASSYKAT: so i reached down
KINKYKLASSYKAT: to touch
GUY: and
KINKYKLASSYKAT: so i could have it on my hands when i came back to my desk
KINKYKLASSYKAT: nice, right?
GUY: ok
GUY: very
GUY: so back to what you would do
KINKYKLASSYKAT: you tell me…
KINKYKLASSYKAT: you know what?
KINKYKLASSYKAT: i could get fired for this if someone found this log on my computer
KINKYKLASSYKAT: how do i get rid of it?
GUY: but you have the option
KINKYKLASSYKAT: i could get fired for this
GUY: mine just goes away when i close it
KINKYKLASSYKAT: not in the log
GUY: where is the log
KINKYKLASSYKAT: message history
KINKYKLASSYKAT: you’ll have to mention our chat to your friend, ttyl hun


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College Hunks

 So the new year means a new semester which means more fresh meat for me to take advantage of!!!!!! Don’t you worry your pretty little heads though men, there is plenty of pussy and sexual desire for me to fuck all you horny men. But it is the thrill of the hunt of these little cubs that this cougar takes pride in. I flash them, flirt with them, suck them dry and ride those hard cocks like the cowgirl I always wanted to be. Sooooo many freshman always walking around that it will be as easy as going eenie meenie minie mo. Catch a cock and watch it grow! Lol, your mom never told you that rhyme did she? I am so horny right now thinking of all this that I need you to satisfy me baby, let me cum all over your cock and then you all in my hot wet tight pussy.


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Naughty New Year Auntie

I am my nephew’s favorite aunt, have been for a few years now.  My brother is such a jerk, he is so hard on my nephew, expects so much from him.  But he always looks forward to spending time with his Auntie Kat.  This New Year’s Eve will be a special treat.  I have told him to come and spend the night at my place and bring some of his guy friends with him.  I know that he’s been bragging about me to them like adolescent boys tend to do.  I am looking forward to a night full of stud boys, contributing to their delinquency just a bit, MMMMM.  A good gang-bang is just what I’ve been needing.  I’ll break out the beer and the bubbly and we’ll bring in the New Year with several well-placed BANGS!


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The Twelve Naughty Days of Christmas

 On the First Day of Christmas my fuck buddy gave to me….a bunch of condoms on a tree.

On the Second Day of Christmas my fuck buddy gave to me…two pocket rockets.

On the Third Day of Christmas my fuck buddy gave to me…three French maid costumes.

On the Fourth Day of Christmas my fuck buddy gave to me…four phone sex calls.

On the Fifth Day of Christmas my fuck buddy gave to me…five dicks with cock rings.

On the Sixth Day of Christmas my fuck buddy gave to me…six men for a good laying.

On the Seventh Day of Christmas my fuck buddy gave to me…seven million sperm a swimming.

On the Eight Day of Christmas my fuck buddy gave to me…eight tits having a milking.

On the Ninth Day of Christmas my fuck buddy gave to me…nine strippers grinding.

On the Tenth Day of Christmas my fuck buddy gave to me…ten pussies for eating.

On the Eleventh Day of Christmas my fuck buddy gave to me…eleven dildos for my piping.

On the Twelfth Day of Christmas my fuck buddy gave to me…twelve drum solos!

 

 

 


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