So the new year means a new semester which means more fresh meat for me to take advantage of!!!!!! Don’t you worry your pretty little heads though men, there is plenty of pussy and sexual desire for me to fuck all you horny men. But it is the thrill of the hunt of these little cubs that this cougar takes pride in. I flash them, flirt with them, suck them dry and ride those hard cocks like the cowgirl I always wanted to be. Sooooo many freshman always walking around that it will be as easy as going eenie meenie minie mo. Catch a cock and watch it grow! Lol, your mom never told you that rhyme did she? I am so horny right now thinking of all this that I need you to satisfy me baby, let me cum all over your cock and then you all in my hot wet tight pussy.
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I am my nephew’s favorite aunt, have been for a few years now. My brother is such a jerk, he is so hard on my nephew, expects so much from him. But he always looks forward to spending time with his Auntie Kat. This New Year’s Eve will be a special treat. I have told him to come and spend the night at my place and bring some of his guy friends with him. I know that he’s been bragging about me to them like adolescent boys tend to do. I am looking forward to a night full of stud boys, contributing to their delinquency just a bit, MMMMM. A good gang-bang is just what I’ve been needing. I’ll break out the beer and the bubbly and we’ll bring in the New Year with several well-placed BANGS!
On the First Day of Christmas my fuck buddy gave to me….a bunch of condoms on a tree.
On the Second Day of Christmas my fuck buddy gave to me…two pocket rockets.
On the Third Day of Christmas my fuck buddy gave to me…three French maid costumes.
On the Fourth Day of Christmas my fuck buddy gave to me…four phone sex calls.
On the Fifth Day of Christmas my fuck buddy gave to me…five dicks with cock rings.
On the Sixth Day of Christmas my fuck buddy gave to me…six men for a good laying.
On the Seventh Day of Christmas my fuck buddy gave to me…seven million sperm a swimming.
On the Eight Day of Christmas my fuck buddy gave to me…eight tits having a milking.
On the Ninth Day of Christmas my fuck buddy gave to me…nine strippers grinding.
On the Tenth Day of Christmas my fuck buddy gave to me…ten pussies for eating.
On the Eleventh Day of Christmas my fuck buddy gave to me…eleven dildos for my piping.
Mmmm I saw my naughty, hot neighbor today. I called him earlier because I had a leaky faucet in my bathroom sink. I didn’t think the wifey would mind if he stopped by to help me out.
I answered the door in my white sheer blouse with my lacy white push-up bra, my white thong and white short, short denim cutoffs. I showed him in right away and we immediately went upstairs. I couldn’t help but notice how quickly he worked with his amazing hands and how it took him no time for him to fix the problem. I know he didn’t expect payment from me but I just wanted to show him my appreciation and I told him so. But he showed me his for my body instead.
He walked me over to my bed and while we stood next to each other, he slipped my blouse over my head; then he unclasped my bra and slipped the straps over my shoulders and over and off of my tits. My nipples were so hard! Then he laid me down on my back on my bed. Standing next to my bed, he removed his clothes until his manhood was exposed and throbbing hard. Never taking his eyes off of me, he climbed into my bed and proceeded to slide my shorts off. He began tugging at my thong and pulled them down only to my thighs. Then he spread my knees apart and took the head of his cock and began teasing my puffy wet slit with it. Mmmm and then he began slowly thrusting in and out of my sopping, wet pussy, one inch at a time, teasing me and tormenting me with his hot voice and his hard cock.
So I am a nerd, I used to date a lawyer and of course he mixed it, law and sex. So I used to look up random stupid sex laws from around the nation. Here is a few of my favorites. If you like any, maybe we can break them or you can tell me a few you know?
No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota.
In Ames, Iowa, the man isn’t allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with the partner or holding the partner in his arms.
Bozeman, Montana, has a law that bans all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown-if they’re nude.
Carlsbad, New Mexico mandates that no couple should engage in a sexual act while parked in their vehicle, unless their car has curtains.
Kinda funny considering the name of the town but in Clinton, Oklahoma there is a law against masturbating while watching two people having sex in a car.
I work out a little bit, and definitely will have to after today’s food, but I always wonder, do I look good? Do you think I do? I try to stay tone and all to get all my little boys to come fuck me. Anyway, that leads me to another thought. I can’t believe how hard it is to pick up guys sometimes….I tried this last time at the gym. I can’t believe they were not hitting on me!!!! I was bending over right in front of them, my ass in their face, my tits jiggling. Ugh, so I tried out these lines, “They say missionary position help men to work out the chest and triceps, is it true?” That didn’t work so I had to resort to this line to score, and score I did 😉 “Is that a train in your pants, or are you just happy to see me noticing how big your dick is?” I definitely rode his train and it went into my tunnel hard and fast. Would those lines work on you?
Doesn’t it feel good inside your diaper when Mommy presses her hard nipples right there? And if you are a really good boy and promise to keep it our little secret, Mommy will let you suck on her boobies while she massages your diapy, mmmm, yes right there. Oh my, did baby make a gooey messy for Mommy?