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Driving My Taxi Isn’t Always Boring

Sometimes I drive a taxi or limousine for extra cash and to help others out.  And some of the men are (WOO HOO!) so HOT!!  Even the drunk ones.  I am called upon often to drive them home from the bars and clubs safely.  But sometimes, I just can’t seem to help myself.  I take advantage of them…..sexually.  But they NEVER seem to complain!  Maybe it’s the tight chauffeur’s outfit I wear, with the tight, short skirt and my black stilettos?  Or the scantily clad way I dress driving the cab?  I usually am in a hurry driving, so it always has to be a quick titty fuck or hot fuck or blowjob!   Can you handle it?


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Spooky Sexy Time Problems

What should I be for Halloween?   I can go old school and go as Carrie or a dead bride or a ghost.  I always loved to get all done up as a witch with the green makeup and the pointy hat and I even used to carry a broom around! LOL Those were the days.   But then I found out what Halloween really is for us ladies, a day we can whore it up and not have the other bitches judge us!   This is why I am deciding on what to wear, it is between the naughty little school girl with my thigh high stockings, plaid skirt, sweater and pig tails, or is it going to be a little devil woman with barely anything covering my hard nipples and ample breasts and what is bound to be a wet pussy if these guys (and girls) do what they typically do and sexify Halloween up.   I can’t decide!  I don’t have much time left and the party is this weekend.   I don’t want any candy (unless it is your lollipop) but I do want to get fucked so help me , please tell me what to wear! I am desperate and would do anything, I mean anything, for help deciding!


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Fucking A

You havn’t been fucked until you have been fucked by me. I am talking fucked in any sense of the word. I will fuck you in the ass, you can fuck me in the ass. I can fuck your wallet, your cock, whatever you want baby. Come get a real fuck and fucking cum and get it now.


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Finger Licking Good

After writing my last blog about my blow jobs, I couldn’t help but remember that I love to be pleasured too and a man that can get this motor going is going to have his world rocked.   This is the same way for any women boys.  Don’t let any of them say otherwise.

The easiest way for a woman to cum is through manual stimulation. Think about it…your fingers can do all kinds of things all at the same time. Rub, squeeze, pinch, tickle, thrust, plunge, grind. They can be gentle and careful or rigid and rough. You can hit all the right spots at the same time and your jaw doesn’t even lock up in the process. And I promise…if you’re patient and good at it, she’ll cum at least twice and still be begging you to fuck her. I know I would.

Try this…it would certainly work on me ;)

Start very slowly…I’m talking so slowly that she doesn’t even realize your fingers are there for a few minutes. Barely graze her lips with your fingers, play with any hair she might have, and as she begins to get wet, slide your fingers over the slippery spot, but don’t let them slip between her lips yet.

After a few minutes of that blissful torture, she’ll either spread wider or start to hump into your hand   in little circles or up toward your fingers trying to get you to slide them in without having to tell you. Don’t do it. Let your fingers slide down lower, running the tip of one of your wet fingers over her asshole.  Gently…very gently, using your wet finger, stroke it for just a few seconds, never penetrating, just grazing. Then slide your fingers back up and let just the tip of one finger slip between her lips…not inside her, just parting the lips.

Take your finger and run it from the pussy all the way up to where the lips begin. Go back and forth, slowly and gently a few times, spreading out the juices, making her slit soaked, top to bottom.

Then start where her lips begin under her pubic hair. Start running your finger straight down, toward the pussy opening and you’ll feel a hard little shaft-like thing that runs parallel to the lips and dead ends at the clit. Now, with your wet finger, maybe even two of them, rub that vein…gently at first, but you can build up to a little pressure. Just gauge her responses.

By this point, she’s probably trying to finger herself, or at the very least, trying to push your fingers down farther. So, without further hesitation, slip ONE finger inside her and watch her buck her hips trying to get you to finger fuck her. But don’t. Using that one finger, just explore inside her for a few minutes very slowly.

Now, she should be squirming, biting your neck, grinding against your hand, twisting her own nipples, and most likely, reaching for your hard cock (if she hasn’t already). Slide another finger inside her and reach for the g-spot with those fingers while still rubbing her clit with your thumb then start to grind your fingers into her, putting pressure on the g-spot. That in and out stuff doesn’t really do much with fingers unless you’re using more than two.

As she gets wetter and wetter give her another finger. And once you have three (or four) fingers inside her, you can get a little rougher because she’s definitely gonna have the lubrication for it. That’s where the strong, forceful arms come in handy. Be as rough as she wants. Fuck her with your fingers Do it hard and don’t pull your fingers all the way out. It’s just like when a woman is on top of you. Grind her pussy with your fingers…a circular motion couldn’t hurt either. You can even use your knee behind your hand to push your fingers in more deeply…or even have her ride your fingers the way she wants to ride your cock.

Yeah I gotta go, I have to do something right now…… he he he he,  bye boys!


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Am I Mean or Nice?

After a bit of foreplay, and assuming that all the clothes have been tossed aside by this stage, I seductively guide my man to his back.  I start to trace my lips down his chest and his belly, providing soft, teasing kisses above and below the navel. Very gently I caress his balls as I kiss him. Then, I lift my chest up and gently drag my breasts side to side and up and down around the area of his upper thighs and across his cock and balls.

After an appropriate amount of this type of teasing I position myself between his legs, spread them slightly and begin running my tongue around my balls, tracing my tongue a short way up the shaft and back down to the balls in a slow and gentle fashion with lots of saliva. By now, my man is dying to blow his load. I then move over to one side and take his shaft in my hand. I form a ring gently around my man’s cock and put the head of the penis in my mouth and position the ring below the head.  I then take his cock deep into my mouth while sliding the ring down in a synchronized motion I normally start slow then speed up when he becomes more excited. When I am finally ready to take his load, I finish him off by continuing with the same lubricated mouth action, speeding up the rate in rhythm with his hip motion that all men do when they are fucking my face.  Then I just decide to spit or swallow.   What do you think I do?  You know the saying, mean people suck but nice people swallow!   Which am I, mean or nice?


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Fucking Family

So I was talking to one of my male fuck buddies the other day.  We had just got done humping like rabbits, and dogs, and hell, you get the point.  Anyway, he starts telling me about him and his mom.  I was so not wanting to hear about his mom, she was of no interest to me, until I got a whiff of this story.  So he is a freshman at the university in the next big town (I can’t say where that is out here right now, but I can tell you if you call.)  Anyway, he was overwhelmed and went home to do laundry and eat some of Mom’s home cooking.  He told me that the last time he went home his mom surprised him with her clothes.  Her ass was stuffed into the tightest cutoff jeans shorts with the curve of her ass peeking out beneath the short legs.  He rubbed his cock beneath the table as his mom turned and saw him staring at her ass and thighs.

She went on to ask him if he thought his old mom was sexy.  He then told her “hell yeah” and that he didn’t know why she hasn’t remarried.   His mom went on to say she would hit on him in a bar and asked him to buy her a drink.

She then looked at his crotch with a craze and asked if that was for her. They played their bar charade for a while. She commented  that a cold beer, a hot man and a hard cock poking at her ass would cause her to be less of a lady….  He then reached around and unzipped her jeans and slid them down to the delight of having no underwear on.  She stood bottomless and they were grounding.  His mom reached back and with both hands took his cock into her warm hands and had her way with him.  I could tell you more but I gotta go for now.


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Desperately Seeking Cock

Pinch my nipples, shove me against the glass, take that cock and fuck me in the ass.   Its cute, its corny I don’t really give a fuck because I am so damn horny.  I need you bad - call me and make me wiggle and squirm all over your cum soaked cock. 


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My Roleplay Imagination Runs Wild

Poor little boys that I tease and fuck with.  They can’t keep those cocks in their pants or their wads in long enough to make it fun.   I would dress up for them as a little Christian school girl with my white stockings up to my thigh, my short little skirt and a tight blouse with my cute jacket on.  I would have my hair in pig tails and be sucking on a lollipop.  Guess that was too much for them and they have a wet stain in their pants before I get to go down on them.   I tried the little girl scout outfit as well, same result.   Cops and robbers, savage Indian and caught Western woman,  maiden and knight, maiden and evil bad guy, Lois to Superman, Rouge to Cyclops, you name it, I have tried it but all the men are cumming so fast and I am looking for something new.   Do you have role play we can do?   I am open for anything, variety is the spice of life right?  Call me, intrigue me.


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My Fair Fare

So I do drive my friends around a lot.  They get wasted and then can’t drive.  But when they are wasted, they get so fucking horny and start making out in my backseat.   By the time I get them home, they have fucked like little bunnies in the backseat.   Don’t get me wrong, that is hot as hell, but a woman needs money to drive these fuckers around.   And you guys that expect me to do it for free best start to step the hell back.   But we can make barter if you want.   I am willing to play if you are.   Next time you are in my car and I am taking you home, you can fuck the hell out of the girl in the backseat only until we stop, then she is mine and you can only watch.    Let me know when you want a ride ;)


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Teaching By Doing

So I remember when I was in high school (yeah I know not too long ago) but I remember sex ed and was so fucking bored.  We all knew that shit was not how it was in real life and that we were not all going to get knocked up if we got drunk and fucked at prom.   Ah yes, prom.   My favorite season of the year.   You see, I took this part time job at one of those formal menswear places that rent tuxedos and stuff like that.  They did limo service as well.  I always made sure to wear my tight fitting business clothes (my favorite being a pin stripe suit).  The look on those little teenage boys eyes was so funny, they saw my tits and you could instantly see their cock get hard.  I acted like I didn’t notice but I surely did.   So one of those little wankers finally got the nerve to ask me to go with them to prom.  I initially was thinking no way, I want experienced cock.  But then I thought of the fun I could have, the way I could train that cock of his.  So we went.   What an experience.  What the poor thing didn’t have in duration, he had in times he could repeat, making me a cum soaked mess and my pussy sore.  I was hooked.  Everytime  it is prom season, I make my way back to the store for a job so I can get my next piece of horny teenage cock.


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