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Everyone In the Club Getting Tipsy

I need to go clubin.  It has been like forever since I have just went out with the girls and see how many men I can tease and make cum their pants on the dance floor.  I always get down and dirty, grinding my tight little ass on their crotches and basically using their legs as a pole to rub my client through my skirt and panties (if I am wearing any).  Anyway, I was thinking of going to Clearwater, FL since it is just too damn cold everywhere, I am pretty sure the beach would be a good place.  I saw it was way to damn cold down there too, so I am going to wait until it warms up there some more.  Anyway, any other suggestions boys?   I need some kick ass clubs, don’t disappoint!


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Benefits of Sex

1) Burning calories…. You know it is a fun and good method of exercise. This includes with a partner or yourself ;)

2) Sleep like a baby! You will feel so relaxed and there is some chemical that increases in you making you more tired and able to rest. I am just saying, get some good sleep and have fun doing it!

3) No more stress. Work sucks. Wives or girlfriends nag, family events, holiday time raises stress on all of it. Call me, have some fun, release some stress.

4) It boosts your immune system also so you getting it on with me can help you stop from being sick, he he he he, except sex craved.

All the benefits no down time call and let’s get it on baby!


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Are You Out There?

Sometimes I think no guy ever reads my blogs. I love to talk and let you men in my life, my naughty, horny, cum guzzling, slutty life. But reading might be distracting you from the fun we want to have on the phone. Well if you do read my blog, the first guy that calls me (and specifically mentions this) will have the phone sex experience of a lifetime ;) Talk to you soon boys.


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Fun Fun Fun

 Ooops boys, I seem to have lost all my clothes!  Want to help me find them? …… Nope didn’t think you did, and I am glad you don’t, I love being naked and fucking and knowing that you are getting off to my pictures and my voice.  It turns me on so much that I have a goal now of cumming as hard as I can each call at least 2 times.  I gotta get me some.  Sorry, this holiday season always gets me going this way, the change of the colors of the leaves, those leaves falling, the first snow, Thanksgiving, Christmas, it is all magical.  I can’t wait, please call and play with me, I am horny and need to practice to achieve my goals.  You wouldn’t want me to find my clothes and give up on my ambitions right?


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My Man in Uniform, a True American Hero

My father finally came home while I was away at school.  I knew he was coming but still had to go.  I came in the door and he took his glasses off, looking at me and saying my name.  Standing up simultaneously, we stood next to each other, looking into each others eyes beaming at each other.   We hugged tight and started crying.  They both wrapped their arms around each other and cuddled, openly weeping in each other’s arms.

So much had happened, so many questions but that would all come out later. I talked to him and asked him to go to my room with me so I could show him so much.  Dad walked in, sliding past me, his arm brushed against my breasts, me letting out a very small moan and a shiver ran through me. I am sure my dad noticed my reaction but said nothing, but it excited him and his cock twitched in the tight confinement of his denim jeans.

I was in a pair of white short shorts and a tight pink tank top and grabbed the beer my dad had and sat on the bed by him.

We talked and giggled the whole afternoon, me getting drunk of the beer.  I leaned in close and snuggled into him, after so many years apart I needed his touch, his closeness. He needed the same, but he saw things that a father shouldn’t see or notice. He noticed that I am hot, my breasts were ripe and firm and that I didn’t have a bra on. My nipples were erect and stuck out. He also noticed my tight firm ass, and he loved the way my white g-string was barely visible through the thin fabric. His cock was aching and more than once he had to “rearrange” it in his pants.

I inhaled deeply.  His lips pressed down on hers, his tongue sliding in her moist wet mouth. My eyes remained closed as I returned the kiss feverishly, feeling his tongue dart in and out of my mouth. Breathing heavily, his hands slid down and grabbed my tits, squeezing them hard. He listened to me moan; it was almost too much to bear. Pulling at my top, indicating he wanted it off, I wiggled slightly while he pulled it off over my head. Sitting there in my shorts, I pulled off his shirt and threw it in the corner.

My tits mashed into his muscular frame as he kissed me again, with much more force, plunging my tongue deep down my throat. Admiring the perfect view of my shaven pussy wrapped in a white g-string, he licked his lips and laid me down gently on the lounge suite. Spreading my legs wide, he devoured my pussy scent and nuzzled his face into me. I instantly came. Lifting my head up and seeing my father between my legs made me breathless and dizzy.

Lifting up he undid his jeans and pulled down them and his boxers. His cock was hard and fully at mast, the tip already soaked with precum. With one thrust he fucked me, his daughter, deep and started to pump hard. With one hand on my throat and the other twisting my nipple hard he fucked me for all it was worth. Within minutes of entering my pussy he came into me. Although his dick was so sensitive after cumming, he still thrust in and out again and again as my orgasm was right there. Within seconds I screamed out “Daddy, I cumming.”


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B-O-R-E-D as Hell

I need something new.  I am getting bored with fucking and fucking and fucking.  I want to do it in a new location, maybe overseas, on a cruise ship, in a church, under the bleachers, in the mud, I dunno I am just needing some spice!   I would love to be spoken to in a foreign language also, that would be so incredibly hot.   Please please puuuulllleeeassseeee get me out of this funk by giving me the most unique fuck I have ever had.   Call quickly!


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Driving My Taxi Isn’t Always Boring

Sometimes I drive a taxi or limousine for extra cash and to help others out.  And some of the men are (WOO HOO!) so HOT!!  Even the drunk ones.  I am called upon often to drive them home from the bars and clubs safely.  But sometimes, I just can’t seem to help myself.  I take advantage of them…..sexually.  But they NEVER seem to complain!  Maybe it’s the tight chauffeur’s outfit I wear, with the tight, short skirt and my black stilettos?  Or the scantily clad way I dress driving the cab?  I usually am in a hurry driving, so it always has to be a quick titty fuck or hot fuck or blowjob!   Can you handle it?


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Spooky Sexy Time Problems

What should I be for Halloween?   I can go old school and go as Carrie or a dead bride or a ghost.  I always loved to get all done up as a witch with the green makeup and the pointy hat and I even used to carry a broom around! LOL Those were the days.   But then I found out what Halloween really is for us ladies, a day we can whore it up and not have the other bitches judge us!   This is why I am deciding on what to wear, it is between the naughty little school girl with my thigh high stockings, plaid skirt, sweater and pig tails, or is it going to be a little devil woman with barely anything covering my hard nipples and ample breasts and what is bound to be a wet pussy if these guys (and girls) do what they typically do and sexify Halloween up.   I can’t decide!  I don’t have much time left and the party is this weekend.   I don’t want any candy (unless it is your lollipop) but I do want to get fucked so help me , please tell me what to wear! I am desperate and would do anything, I mean anything, for help deciding!


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Fucking A

You havn’t been fucked until you have been fucked by me. I am talking fucked in any sense of the word. I will fuck you in the ass, you can fuck me in the ass. I can fuck your wallet, your cock, whatever you want baby. Come get a real fuck and fucking cum and get it now.


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Finger Licking Good

After writing my last blog about my blow jobs, I couldn’t help but remember that I love to be pleasured too and a man that can get this motor going is going to have his world rocked.   This is the same way for any women boys.  Don’t let any of them say otherwise.

The easiest way for a woman to cum is through manual stimulation. Think about it…your fingers can do all kinds of things all at the same time. Rub, squeeze, pinch, tickle, thrust, plunge, grind. They can be gentle and careful or rigid and rough. You can hit all the right spots at the same time and your jaw doesn’t even lock up in the process. And I promise…if you’re patient and good at it, she’ll cum at least twice and still be begging you to fuck her. I know I would.

Try this…it would certainly work on me ;)

Start very slowly…I’m talking so slowly that she doesn’t even realize your fingers are there for a few minutes. Barely graze her lips with your fingers, play with any hair she might have, and as she begins to get wet, slide your fingers over the slippery spot, but don’t let them slip between her lips yet.

After a few minutes of that blissful torture, she’ll either spread wider or start to hump into your hand   in little circles or up toward your fingers trying to get you to slide them in without having to tell you. Don’t do it. Let your fingers slide down lower, running the tip of one of your wet fingers over her asshole.  Gently…very gently, using your wet finger, stroke it for just a few seconds, never penetrating, just grazing. Then slide your fingers back up and let just the tip of one finger slip between her lips…not inside her, just parting the lips.

Take your finger and run it from the pussy all the way up to where the lips begin. Go back and forth, slowly and gently a few times, spreading out the juices, making her slit soaked, top to bottom.

Then start where her lips begin under her pubic hair. Start running your finger straight down, toward the pussy opening and you’ll feel a hard little shaft-like thing that runs parallel to the lips and dead ends at the clit. Now, with your wet finger, maybe even two of them, rub that vein…gently at first, but you can build up to a little pressure. Just gauge her responses.

By this point, she’s probably trying to finger herself, or at the very least, trying to push your fingers down farther. So, without further hesitation, slip ONE finger inside her and watch her buck her hips trying to get you to finger fuck her. But don’t. Using that one finger, just explore inside her for a few minutes very slowly.

Now, she should be squirming, biting your neck, grinding against your hand, twisting her own nipples, and most likely, reaching for your hard cock (if she hasn’t already). Slide another finger inside her and reach for the g-spot with those fingers while still rubbing her clit with your thumb then start to grind your fingers into her, putting pressure on the g-spot. That in and out stuff doesn’t really do much with fingers unless you’re using more than two.

As she gets wetter and wetter give her another finger. And once you have three (or four) fingers inside her, you can get a little rougher because she’s definitely gonna have the lubrication for it. That’s where the strong, forceful arms come in handy. Be as rough as she wants. Fuck her with your fingers Do it hard and don’t pull your fingers all the way out. It’s just like when a woman is on top of you. Grind her pussy with your fingers…a circular motion couldn’t hurt either. You can even use your knee behind your hand to push your fingers in more deeply…or even have her ride your fingers the way she wants to ride your cock.

Yeah I gotta go, I have to do something right now…… he he he he,  bye boys!


This Klassy Kat Phone Sex blog written by Callie.
Call Callie at 1.877.861.6733
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