My girlfriend decided to set me up with a guy she works with, I absolutely hate being set up but she was super excited about it. She said we would be the “perfect match.” He supposedly has a freaky side to him and she knows I absolutely hate plain ole vanilla guys!
We talked a few times over the phone and he seemed to have similar interests. We talked about some of our kinky fetishes and we had a lot in common in the sex department.
After a couple conversations, I was excited to meet this guy. Plus, he got my pussy wet with his hot voice and talking about kinky shit he’s done in the past.
So fast forward to the date; he takes me out to dinner and everything is going good. We go to a club afterwards and things were heating up between us. The cocktails were going down one by one and we were all over each other.
I wanted to fuck this guy so bad, I was so fucking horny all night so I invited him back to my place. As soon as we get inside my house, I start stripping my clothes off. I pushed him onto my couch and starting to take down his pants until the UNTHINKABLE HAPPENS!
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!
The smallest dick I’ve ever seen! How did this get passed me? I was grinding on him all night. I was upset with myself because I would never take home a small dick loser no matter how good looking or kinky he was! But then I thought about my girlfriend who set this up: WHAT WAS SHE THINKING? Of course, she didn’t know but still, ughh!
So, I kicked him out. I don’t want to be mean but what the fuck was I going to do with that pencil dick loser? I could of let me eat me out but I probably would of dried up just thinking about his small ass penis!
I went to bed horny so I brought out my big, black dong! That thing is a beast and after I night like I just had, I need all the pleasure I can get.
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