Happy Valentines Day, Loser!
It’s supposedly a day of love and I’m feeling super generous and want to give you something nice.
I tell you to close your eyes and hold out your hands. I place a heart shaped box of chocolates in the palm of your sweaty hands. You open it with excitement and see big pieces of chocolate in brown paper candy cups.
I grab one of the chocolates and tell you to open wide. I instruct you not to bite into it and just let the creaminess melt in your mouth. I see you’re enjoying your Missy chocolates, aren’t you loser?
You know I would never buy you a damn thing but Valentines Day is one of my favorite times of the year, so I wanted to be nice and give you my brown, smelly shit.
I personalized each one, so no two pieces of shit were the same. There’s a few with white cream in the middle. My asshole got fucked by a couple of well hung guys and I thought that it would make the perfect treat for you!
Enjoy!
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