You are just so fucking useless to me. I mean seriously, what the fuck good are you? You have the biggest balls I have ever seen, and the smallest dick I have ever had the misfortune to gaze upon. Useless and worthless.
I am told you have a remarkable sex drive, but that little dick? What good are you, really? The only solution I can think of is to remove those balls. No, not just a simple pop a pill and you are done. No, I want them totally removed, and not just out of commission.
It sort of sucks to be you, doesn’t it? You have been told time and time again to stop being such a pig. You just can’t help yourself. Your balls are the root of the problem. Look at me one last time. Soon, you will have no desire at all. Meek like a neutered dog. It sucks to be you.
I am all out of pain pills, such a shame. Take this big dog bone and bite down hard on it. No one wants to hear your screams of pain. You look so amusing. I did forget that your wife wants a video of the procedure. Let’s get started.
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Written By: Brianna
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