I know exactly why you perverts love Halloween. That is the day you give out candy to adorable little angels all dressed up in pink like a Fairy Tale Princess. They come by the dozens one cuter than the next, tiny, fragile and young. They smile at you and say “Trick or treat”, but in your twisted mind you think they say something else.
Your wife thinks you are just so wonderful suggesting every year she go to dinner with friends and you will take care of the passing out of candy. Damn, is she a clueless bitch, or what? When she gets home she is always so happy she gives you your yearly blowjob. I wonder who you imagine is really sucking your cock? There were just so many last year you had to wear loose sweat pants to hide your hardon.
I have a plan asshat loser. Call me to do some hot role-play of your twisted desires and avoid that boner while giving out candy.
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