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Take A Long Look

Hey there loser! You know that’s what you are! I want you to take a LONG look at my pictures, check me out. Did you get that good look? Well good because what you see is all you’re ever gonna get. I am way too good for you and you know it.

I seem to attract a lot of you losers. I keep getting emails and IM’s from you all wanting a piece of me. Even though there’s a lot of Phoenix to go around, some of you are just not even worth my time. I hate to say it but sometimes even buying my time isn’t enough for me to to want to associate with you. Don’t get me wrong I LOVE MONEY but even money won’t help some of you losers get the chance to be with me. Shit, half of you can’t even afford me. You may try and talk the talk and walk the walk but I can spot a fake from a mile away. Guys with money, don’t have to flaunt it, they don’t have to brag about it. Money just oozes out of them, it’s in their aurora.

Most of you just DON’T have it! You will never have it, no matter how hard you try.

 

Say Something Original

I must say that with the launch of my solo site, I have been pretty busy! I have been getting tons of emails and IM’s, and do you want to know what the number one question I get is, “Will you really ruin me?” Uhhh let me think about it, OF COURSE! First of all I don’t know you. You mean nothing to me. You’re not my friend, my boyfriend, or my lover. I have no feelings for you, so why wouldn’t I ruin you? We both know if that being ruined is what you dream about, its what you crave. You want me to take everything away from you, you’re only fear is that I won’t do it.

But let’s be real for a second here, I will not ruin you the first time we talk, I am certain it won’t be the second or third time we talk either. To really ruin someone, you have to know them and I will not know you right away. It will take time and as long as you put in the time and effort, I will ruin you! You should never have to second guess that, don’t ever get confused about that. Ruining men is what I LIVE for! I believe that I deserve everything you have, so I will take it, I will take every last penny until you are left with NOTHING. Because that is exactly what you are, NOTHING. Don’t ever forget that.

And for those of you who I haven’t spoken with yet, BE ORIGINAL. I already answered your first question, so that’s out of the way. Now onto the other dumb things people tell me, “You’re hot” “You’re beautiful” “Your Sexy” Uhhhh why don’t you tell me something I don’t know, like your credit card number, your bank account number, those are things I would rather hear than for you tell me what I already know every time I look in the mirror!

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New Record Broken

Welcome little piggy!

Yesterday I got a call from my newest little money pig. He was way too weak to resist me. Like most of you are. But this little piggy needed to know his place and needed to know what I am capable of. I must say how good it felt every time I got to swipe his visa! This little money pig called me three times on our first night! Although that isn’t a record by any means, the amount he spent during the 3 calls is a new broken record. I fucked his wallet harder than I have EVER fucked anyones! He might just be my new favorite little piggy!

My new little piggy wanted me to tell everyone how much he loves financial domination phone sex because he is so pathetic and weak! And of course he said calling me was calling the best of the best! I hurt his wallet pretty bad yesterday but he did let me know he’d be calling soon! I can’t wait to talk to me new little ATM machine and let him know how fucking pathetic and weak he is that he can’t even control his own money, he’s gotta give it to me!

Who’s got your money now????

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Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is

I don’t know what it is with you little pigs! Why do I always have to repeat myself? Why can’t you follow directions? Why can’t you do what you are asked? So what if what I ask of you scares you! Do you honestly think I care about that? When I ask you to do something, I expect results. I expect for you to do it and of course I want you to do it fast! But when you take your damn time, well I have to be honest, it kind of makes me mad! I really don’t like it! And we both know it’s not good when I get angry! You and I both know what happens when I am angry! So here is your final reminder, I am WAITING! And I am not the most patient person so I don’t like to be left waiting. Nor do I really deserve to be made to wait! You better hurry up! We both know what I am capable of!

Hey Loser! I love how you let me abuse you!

Being with me is like being in HEAVEN. But for me, every moment I am with you is like I am being dragged through HELL!!! You are such a PATHETIC LOSER! That’s right, you know I am talking about YOU! You with the tiny little dick! No girl as hot as me would ever want to spend a minute with you! Let alone the time you have to PAY me for! And, that is why I make you pay extra and by extra I am talking about those big fat tips I make you leave me! Remember the other day when you left me $100 tip and we both know that for me having to put up with you for as long as I did, $100 was not enough! Do you remember what I did? I know you do! You knew I was going to do it, but you wanted to test me to push me! You made me give myself my own tip, one that I felt I deserved. I sent you an email letting you know what I did and that the next time you called me there would be hell to pay! And, what did you do??? You called me as soon as you got the email, telling me how hot it made you. How you came so hard after reading my email. And, that you were sorry for being a bad tipper and you would never let it happen again. After we got off that call, I was presently surprised to find another $100 tip from you! Thanks for the $300, it sure did make the 10 minutes I had to spend with you, a little easier.
 
And to all you Pathetic Losers, if you want some time in Heaven, you better be prepared to pay the devil and it’s not cheap!

I KNOW!!!!!

That’s right, you pathetic piece of SHIT! You think I don’t know. You think you can get away with it??? REALLY??? Well honestly all I have to say is FUCK YOU!!! I own you! You know I own you. As much as you hate to admit that, it’s the cold hard truth!!! You always thought I was this sweet girl, the nice girl who money fucks! Well from now on there is no more Miss Nice Girl! She is gone because you pissed her off! You thought I fucked that fucking wallet of yours hard before, well you ain’t seen NOTHING yet!!!!

So I DARE YOU! I dare you to pick that phone up and call me. You know you need to. You know that right now you are freaking out, you never thought I’d find out. But I KNOW! You know I KNOW too much! I know a lot, a lot of things you’d rather other people didn’t know. I am prepared to let everyone know what I know. But of course you know you could silence me. You know that with me, MONEY TALKS! You better hope you have enough to keep me quiet! Because I am not in a good mood. And when I am pissed like this all I want to do is have some rough sex! Rough sex with you wallet!

Don’t make me wait too long now!!!

Happy Fucking Valentine’s Day

Don’t send me any fucking roses, I will fucking burn them! If you dare give me chocolates I will shove them as far up your ass as I can. I hate Valentine’s Day and all the fucking happy stupid couples. I don’t want to hear people acting all loving when really most of the girls husbands or boyfriends are cheating on them. And the other half are sissy’s who secretly wear their panties!The holiday is a FRAUD and I want nothing to do with, other than bitch about it of course! I love finding things in this world I can hate! And right now my favorite thing to hate is this fucking holiday and all the people who think they are in love!

So if any of you dare to wish me a Happy Valentine’s Day, I will take a $100 off your card and then I will hang up on you! To me Valentine’s Day is DEAD!