So my roommates took a vote and well the shitty news is, I AM OUT! Apparently I am too much of a slut for them and they don’t like all my overnight guests. I mean I guess it was the last overnight guest I invited over that was the main problem. Travis was a guy I met at a bar and we hit it off. We fucked at the bar, then when he walked me home, then after we got to my place. I passed out but I guess Travis was super hungry and went into the kitchen, naked! He ate some of one of my bitch of a roommates food when he finished he headed back to my room, ready for round 4. The only problem is, he went to the wrong room! He went into the other bitch of a roommates room and started to try and coax her into some sex. Shit hit the fan, mostly with my roommate screaming RAPE and waking up the entire house. We all woke up and there was an immediate house meeting, which is when I was voted out.
So now I am off to find a new place to live and maybe a roommate who is as much of a slut as I am. Shit if I had a roommate and some guy she just fucked came into my room to play me a visit, I would have been all over his junk. Guess it just proves that I am a slut and I don’t belong in that apartment with those PRUDES!
