Hey sweetie! Are you in pain? Do you need some TLC? ( Tender Loving Care, baby! ) Well hop right up on my exam table and lets get a good look at you! Let me undo those tight pants and slip them right off. Loosen up that shirt and yes, you need to take everything off. I said EVERYTHING! Don’t worry, I’m a professional. I can perform all kinds of amazing stunts on you to make you feel all better! It may hurt for a little while but it hurts so good! Call your Nurse Loretta and schedule your full exam right away!
