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DIVORCE is a new beginning…

I seem to be the girl married men who are about to divorce their wives or are going through a divorce tend to call.  I am the rebound girl to get you back on your feet again and gain your balls back.  You have been walked all over and used as a door mat long enough and its time to be pleased the way you need to be pleased.  You were lucky enough to get pleased by her once a week or month or even every few months.  Which I do NOT understand at all.  A man needs to be pleased DAILY!  If you want to keep him.  A man needs to feel needed and not demanded to do things she feels need to be done when she wants them done.  I know how to have dinner ready for you when you want it… you worked hard all day and need some time to unwind.  Which I would love help to do!!!  I will be waiting for you as sexy as I can be when you walk in the door…hand you your favorite drink and let you rewind the way you want… When your ready to get my body in your hands, that is when you do it.  I will never demand you to do anything.  I will ask you when you get a chance, can you mow the lawn, or take out the garbage??  I will never disrespect you.  I will give you everything she didn’t.  The respect any man deserves along with the attention you desire!  What are you waiting for, it just takes a min to pick up that phone and dial my digits.  I will make your life be back on the right track.  I am such a sweet women.  I will make you laugh again, and want more and more of me.  I want to be the one who picks you back up and understand that a divorce is not an ending, it is a new beginning…. call now!

Let this stupid divorce be the light you needed!

She won your heart, you thought she was THE ONE!  You went out and found the perfect ring for her. You asked her parents for permission, you devoted your heart and love to her.  Then after years of listening to her tell you what to do, having children, and being forced into a lifestyle where you came last, it is finally over!  I don’t want you to think that this is the end of your world…. It’s a new beginning!

You now are in charge of your life!  There is nobody bitching at you to take out the garbage or mow the lawn.  You get to lay back and watch what ever game you want and not have to  do as she tells you anymore!  You can eat what you want when you want, you can do the trash and lawn when YOU feel like doing it, you can drink a beer WHENEVER you like!

Don’t look at this divorce as the end of your world, IT IS A NEW BEGINNING!!!  A beginning I will help you walk through the doors of and make you smile again.  I want to be there for you when you need comfort and support.  I want to be the one you come to snuggle on, the one you just need to touch to feel a women again.  I am a sweet loving women who understands what you need.  I just want to see you for the man you can be… THE ONE BACK IN CHARGE!  You just need a little push in the right direction, and I will be the one to hold your hand and walk with you down that path.  What are you waiting for, you know you need that female friend, and now you can have me. She can’t tell you what to do anymore!

You know what I like is voyeurism, the thought of being watched or actually being watched.  I can be giving you road head while we are driving down the highway and having truckers watching and beeping!  I can be laying in my bed going to town on myself when you are gardening and looking in my window.  I could be laying out at the pool naked and your the pool man sent to fix it and catch me playing with my sweet pussy.  What ever you need to get you over that bitch you are in a divorce with, I will please you how ever you need.  Call me, lets get on the path to freedom!