One thing I get asked a lot, “Am I always a bitch?” To answer your question, YES I AM! And I am not just a bitch to all you loser guys who call me. I am also a bitch to the losers in my life. For instance, I live in this apartment complex that has a really nice pool. So on hot and sunny days my girlfriends and I like to go out to the pool and soak up the sun. Usually the pool is ALWAYS dead. But every time my friends and I go down there, this creepy, loser neighbor guy is never far behind. I mean, HELLO? Get a freakin computer and watch some porn, or just have the decency to watch from your window. My friends and I do not want to look at you while we are trying to enjoy ourselves. In fact, you kind of ruin our day! You are ugly and pathetic and NO ONE wants to look at you. So next time, take a picture and jack off to that from you apartment so we don’t have to see you!
And that is EXACTLY what I told the guy. I think I might have made him cry a little, but I mean enough was enough. I had to call him out on his LOSERNESS! Just like when you call me, I will do the same exact thing!
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