Losers Make Me Laugh

Today I had a good laugh that I just have to share with you!

I had my new lover over who was in the shower and I knew as soon as he was out we were going to go with round 3 of some pretty hot sex. My phone started ringing and I didn’t recognize the number but I answered it. It was some stupid loser who obviously doesn’t pay attention to my call indicators otherwise he would have known I wasn’t taking calls. I nicely explained that I wasn’t working at the moment, he actually started to BEG me to do a call. Maybe if he hadn’t sounded so desperate I might have taken pity on him, or maybe not, I am not the type of girl who takes pity on any guy. So I just hung up on the guy. He started to get even more pathetic and just kept calling me. I mean hello, I am not going to change my mind. I mean there’s REAL, HOT SEX and then there’s talking to pathetic losers on the phone. Come on, which one would you choose?

I am taking calls now though, so if you are one of those pathetic losers who need a good verbal beating, give me a call! I’d love to tell you about what a loser I think you are!

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