Geek Goddess

 Anyone remember Revenge of the Nerds?  Well that movie got it right.  That scene with him faking to be the football player and rocking that cheerleaders world in the moon pit?   So hot and so true.  Here is why I believe geeks make the best lovers.

 

1. They’re so damn cute.  They come in so many shapes and sizes and varieties.  There are wire glasses, contacts, long hair that you love to play with, to short hair just good enough to grab when you have your legs wrapped around him while he is fucking you hard.  The have a shy smile that makes you oooo all over them.   They even make you want to cuddle them and take them home with you. Of course, for the most part, this adorable outside hides an even sexier inside, and the innocent smile hides the heart of a sexual artist.

2. They’re capable of intelligent speech— OMG this is soooooo key.  I love a man that can talk about world issues, politics, have opinions that are backed with rationale thought.  The geeks usually can relate to interesting topics, feel comfortable talking about their past, tell fun stories, and ask intelligent questions. This leads to the next reason…

3. Geek boys know how to listen— I’m not kidding. They really do. And then they ask relevant questions to the topic at hand. Just remember to repay the favor.

4. They have female friends — Some may call them wussies or it may be intimidating to us, but think about it this way, they understand the female mind a little better than most guys and have a clearer understanding of our personalities.

5. When you get them there, they’re AMAZING in the bedroom— They care about our pleasure and will listen to us. Just be honest in what you need and what you want…don’t be afraid to say “little to the left.” They’ll be happy to move that little to the left. Many of them also have a pervy streak. Also a great thing, almost every single one of them LOVES licking pussy and oh my god….they’re amazing at it.

6. They have careers— and they’re serious about them. Again, you can’t be the dependent type. Sometimes they’re workaholics…but this can be a plus. They don’t want you to be at home waiting for them and pathetically staring at the phone. They want you to go out and have a life and a career too.

 

 

COMMON GEEKS I AM TAKING APPLICATIONS AND I WANNA FUCK

 

 

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